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Cam Lewis

11 years

Fuck god damn I swear that 14 year old kid in the OHL David McDavid or whatever is ready better than like all of the oilers FFS

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

6 years

McDavid gets two games for his hit meanwhile this got nothing?? Great work NHL

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Cam Lewis

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3 years

The NHL has released the schedule for the semi-finals. This is going to be fun 👇

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Cam Lewis

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4 years

WOW - the Dominator is coming home

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Cam Lewis

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4 years

Imagine telling an Oilers fan during the 2010 draft that Taylor Hall’s first playoff series win in Edmonton would come in 2020 when the Arizona Coyotes beat the Nashville Predators

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Cam Lewis

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4 years

Really dig this new Calgary Flames jersey concept 🔥

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

5 years

Let Stroman play the infield on his off days

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

2 years

Jordan Romano when the Blue Jays wear the red uniforms

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

4 years

Me at the beginning of the Oilers' season vs me six days into the Oilers' season

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

6 years

At least the Sabres will always have this

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

5 years

DUBAS: Kadri and Rosen for Kerfoot and Barrie SAKIC: Hmmmm DUBAS: And you retain half of Barrie’s salary SAKIC: What the fuck? DUBAS: I’ll teach you how to edit PDFs SAKIC: Okay done

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

4 years

LEAFS TRADE: Kapanen, Johnsson, 2022 second-round pick LEAFS GET: a time machine to travel back to the mid-1960s to figure out what the fuck went wrong

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

6 years

GRETZKY: Come on man, I’ll even throw in a pick FLETCHER: Nope, just want Talbot for Stolarz GRETZKY: Ugh fine FLETCHER: Say it. Say it out loud or there’s no deal GRETZKY: The trade is one for one FLETCHER: LOLOLOL *hangs up*

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

4 years

Something to consider... in seven years Alexis Lafreniere will become a UFA, will he be a fit on the Leafs?

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

4 years

This really truly hurts me to say but this meme is Blue Jays fans when talking about 2015

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

2 years

Hockey coverage in Edmonton vs. Toronto

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

4 years

When someone says they're a fan of an American NHL team

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

4 years

Now that Blake Snell is out, we’ll get to see Rays relievers, such as *checks notes* Cranstyn Rodrigues, a lefty who throws a 108 MPH slider, and Rœb YardSmith, a guy with an eephus pitch who hasn’t allowed a run since little league

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

2 years

Hearing that the Blue Jays will be sending the A's Brett Lawrie, Kendall Graveman, Sean Nolin, and Franklin Barreto

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

3 years

BREAKING: Alberta has announced that anybody who had a Nexopia account will be eligible to get a vaccine on Monday

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

6 years

great, I just fucking bought this

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

3 years

A Blue Jays Mariners wild card game in Seattle with 92% Jays fans in the stands would be one of the funniest outcomes possible

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

3 years

The Red Sox watching the Blue Jays climb the standings

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

3 years

Ethan Bear absolutely rocks. I hope he has a long, excellent NHL career and it's unfortunate that it won't be in Edmonton

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

6 years

if you then you don't love don't deserve me at my me at my

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Cam Lewis

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6 years

Leafs fans must be stopped

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

5 years

Here's Kawhi's shot as if it were a Pokemon battle

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4 years

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

7 years

The year is 2035. It's been a decade since the Zuckerberg administration shut down Twitter and made its mention punishable by death. "Welcome to Super Bowl 69!" Two strangers lock eyes. "Nice," they whisper. For a fleeting moment, things felt the same as they once were.

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

6 years

No this is Connor McDavid carrying the oilers

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

4 years

If he wins tonight, Stuart Skinner would become the first goaltender drafted and developed by the Oilers to win an NHL game since Devan Dubnyk in March of 2010.

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

4 years

THL NBA: We won’t play in order to protest black people being killed by police officers with no repercussions THE NHL: Here’s a story I made up about how it’s hard to be a Trump guy

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Cam Lewis

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3 years

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Cam Lewis

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5 years

The Milwaukee Bucks

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Cam Lewis

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6 years

Feel free to use this tomorrow

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Cam Lewis

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4 years

Reese McGuire jacks one off in a public setting, 5-0 jays

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

3 years

A new generation of Blue Jays continuing the time-honoured tradition of spanking the Rangers, oh, it just warm your heart

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

3 years

Legendary stretch of transactions here

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

7 years

Retire his number, @BlueJays . Nobody should wear 32 again.

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

6 years

One of the best to ever wear this uniform.

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

1 year

Got my gf locked up to a long-term contract 💍👍

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

6 years

LEAF FANS IF ANOTHER TEAM ACQUIRED MUZZIN: What? That’s all it took to get a legit top four D? Ugh! LEAF FANS AFTER THE LEAFS ACQUIRED MUZZIN: What? We’re mortgaging our 2026 competitive window on a player who ranks 197th on a stat made up by a guy under the influence of Xanax?

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

5 years

Holy fuck this most dominant Toronto athlete conversation is exhausting let’s just all agree Josh Donaldson was great and Kawhi is great and the Leafs haven’t won the Stanley Cup since before man landed on the moon

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

3 years

To the nine people who voted for Tim Lincecum

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5 years

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Cam Lewis

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7 years

Wow, extremely on-brand Texas Rangers jersey for Players Weekend

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4 years

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

7 years

Yeah sex is cool but have you tried wasting the final year of Connor McDavid's entry-level contract?

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

5 years

Imagine trading away Ken Giles to get this fucking loser

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

5 years

FUCK

Matt Parrino

@MattParrino

5 years

CB Cam Lewis has been released by the Buffalo #Bills , per source.

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

3 years

THE JETS: *trying to score* SKINNER:

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

6 years

Oilers and Sens tonight, should be a fun one!

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6 years

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

7 years

You are a Blue Jays bandwagoner if you don't know who this is

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

5 years

Excited for the draft lottery tonight!

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

4 years

@BlueJays He played shortstop for Cleveland last season

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

6 years

Damn , that makes Draisaitl at $8.5 million per look even better

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@wojespn

6 years

LeBron James has agreed to 4-year, $154M deal with Lakers, Klutch Sports says.

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

4 years

have yourself a DAY Kyle 👀

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

5 years

Safeway demanding the Oilers get Leon off the ice so they don’t have to pay somebody $1 million

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

5 years

Do you guys think Auston Matthews will eclipse the 50-goal plateau this season ?

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

6 years

OILERS BLAME DEPTH CHART 1. The fans for being negative 2. McDavid for taking $12.5M 3. Analytics 4. The NDP/Trudeau 5. Taylor Hall partying too hard 6-99. ??? 100. Management

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

1 year

Nick Bjugstad is the player that I always dreamed Bogdan Yakimov could be

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

3 years

ELITE FOUR John wants to battle!

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

3 years

Me coming out of the pandemic with zero social skills trying to start conversations with people

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

3 years

Duncan Keith explaining to the rest of the Oilers What It Takes To Win

Dennis King

@DKingBH

3 years

Every single fucking time:)

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

4 years

new logo concept for the Blue Jays as they embark on their Summer 2020 Soul Searching road trip ~

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5 years

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

2 years

They would advance to the Stanley Cup Final

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@mathewjdp

2 years

What would happen if Oilers won in 4 or 5 again?

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

5 years

Logging on after having a few beverages

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

3 years

Idea: Move the Blue Jays to the National League East

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Cam Lewis

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4 years

Nate Pearson starting the game and Sam Gaviglio coming out of the bullpen

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

5 years

The Sens are going to hire Roy, him and Melnyk are going to get into at least three fist fights in the team’s dressing room, and they’re inexplicably going to overachieve their way to like 91 points and beat the Leafs in the first round

SportsCentre

@SportsCentre

5 years

JUST IN: Patrick Roy is expected to interview for #Senators coaching job (via Ottawa Sun’s @SunGarrioch ). MORE:

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

5 years

The Winnipeg Jets deep down will still always be the Atlanta Thrashers

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

3 years

Folks, let me tell you something... The Toronto Blue Jays

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

6 years

We’re about a year away from the Oilers missing the playoffs despite McDavid putting up like 150 points and the media here questioning his leadership because he didn’t grow up on a farm or some shit

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

4 years

Overtime goal scored by Mat Barzal, assisted by Jordan Eberle, with an honourary assist to Peter Chiarelli

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

5 years

The full trade is not reported here. It’s Trouba for Pionk, the pick, and LaGuardia airport which is huge for Winnipeg

Frank Seravalli

@frank_seravalli

5 years

#NYR have acquired D Jacob Trouba from the #nhljets in exchange for D Neal Pionk and the 20th overall pick in this week's #NHLDraft .

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

4 years

Tired: The Blue Jays can make the playoffs due to the expanded field Wired: The Blue Jays can win the World Series because fuck you

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

5 years

Oh wow this is wild #NHLJets

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

5 years

$13M a year for Mitch Marner? Good lord, who does this guy think he is? A middle-of-the-rotation starter in the Major Leagues? Get a grip kid

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

4 years

They should raise a Lightning 2020 Stanley Cup banner in Edmonton

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@jordancicchelli

4 years

For the Edmonton fans, this one is for you.

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

3 years

The Blue Jays have the Yankees in a weird headspace

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

3 years

Idea: The Blue Jays should win the American League East

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@cooomzy

3 years

Idea: The Blue Jays should win every single game for the rest of the season in the exact way they did so today

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

4 years

With six points tonight, Leon Draisaitl is now on pace for 869 points this season. I say he does it.

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

5 years

Damn check out this kid’s sign at tonight’s game

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

3 years

According to Money Puck, there's a 10.5% chance things are going to get Extremely Oily 👀💦

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

2 years

[Guy who just woke up from a 10-year coma] Ryan Murray killing it, glad the Oilers picked him first overall

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

6 years

0-4 since!

Edmonton Sun

@Edmontonsun

6 years

JONES: He's baaaaack – Edmonton Oilers GM Peter Chiarelli looking like the resident genius

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

5 years

Ryan Strome makes his return to Edmonton tonight. He finished his Oilers career with 36 points, just one point behind Grant Fuhr for 150th on the franchise’s all-time scoring list.

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Cam Lewis

@cooomzy

2 years

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 george springer 🕯 is not injured 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

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