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Michael Carbonaro

7 months

🪄✨New dates! Check out the latest live tour line up here at this link! Hope to catch you out on the road for magic, fun and lunacy! 🤪

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@dolo_sensei The Nina, The Pinta, and The Santa Maria

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@nathaliejacoby1 @CalltoActivism Obama

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Happy coming out day, love me and my husband Peter. 🏳️‍🌈

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5 years

RIP Our beloved Chance. He put up a long, strong fight with cancer and left us this weekend. xoxoxo ♥️😢

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7 years

You HAVE to tell me how you did this!!!!! Congrats buddy!

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Hey y'alls. Say hi to my son Remington Joseph Gatto. Or as we call him, Remo. Thanks for all your thoughts. Mom & baby are doing well.

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TRUMP YOU ARE AN EMBARRASSING SHITHOLE

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@fasc1nate

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6 years

Just spent $40 on Amazon for new ink to print a return label to return a $20 product to Amazon. Thank you.

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4 years

Wearing your mask, but not over your nose is a bit like cutting the tip off your condom.

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7 years

Tonight's the night of our big fancy crossover episode with @truTVjokers ! Kicking the day off on the @TODAYshow this morning at 9/8c....!

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7 years

Legit Flat Earth question: Why not prove it by walking to the end of the earth and saying, “Look everyone! It just drops off from here! We are right!” Then take a pic and post it on instagram and stuff.

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7 years

This was mixed among the posters to sign... so like, sure! @SalVulcano @jamessmurray @Joe_Gatto @BQQuinn #extraspaceonyourtourbus ?

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7 years

Just chilling with my buddy on a Sunday night raising the dead with my first love -Special Make Up Effects.

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5 years

Miss you little man...

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Michael Carbonaro

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8 years

Pictured w/ Mom receiving the first ever David Copperfield Prize. This is the most incredible honor. Walking on air.

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Michael Carbonaro

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6 years

Just watched my husband filling a bird feeder in the yard. This, at it’s core is why I love him.

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6 years

Dry cleaner lady looked at the name on my ticket and asked if people get confused and think I’m the guy from that show. Me: “So very very confused.”

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1 year

@KidRock Starting with the cam panning from the other side, and having your second shooter hiding on your left, would have created a better illusion of the winning shots coming from your gun. -a magician

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6 years

@SalVulcano Bravo Sal.

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7 years

My Mom came to visit me. Well, she came to watch the jokers on her iPad in the hotel... @SalVulcano @jamessmurray @BQQuinn @Joe_Gatto

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Michael Carbonaro

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5 years

First day of shooting new episodes of the Carbonaro Effect and happy to report that we can still make people believe in anything! ✨

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4 years

My husband brought this home and is now no longer permitted out of the house without supervision

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7 years

Mom woke up worried you'd all be upset with her for liking Sal best on FB live last night. @SalVulcano @Joe_Gatto @jamessmurray @BQQuinn

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Michael Carbonaro

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5 years

I identify as a whisper in a dream

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5 years

@EssexCanning He was reelected.

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Michael Carbonaro

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6 years

Driving home from shooting RIDICULOUSNESS!!

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Michael Carbonaro

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5 years

I’ve officially made it!

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5 years

So I was taking a quiz in my AP Environmental Sciences class and... @carbonaro

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Michael Carbonaro

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7 years

Please help. I’ve chosen to follow someone on here and I don’t like what they say. What do I do?

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5 years

Yes homo

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7 years

My husband happily resigning into his own demise. @pstickles

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6 years

Hello. You look nice today.

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6 years

The tree is up, fireplace is on, cat is flinging litter everywhere. These are the times we cherish... 🎄😽

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7 years

#husbands #CriticsChoice @pstickles

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6 years

Yessssss!! The Carbonaro Effect is now on #NETFLIX !! Binge yer face on past eps and get ready for all new ones this Fall on #TRUtv !

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7 years

Feeling lost in a world about to explode. Anyone wanna hide in a bunker and watch horror movies?

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@carbonaro

7 years

Sal texts right into the he♥️rt. Thankful for you and you incredible energy. xoxox

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7 years

Happy Thanksgiving to you all. Especially thinking about EVERYONE, EVERYWHERE having many hardships of all kinds. To some, "hardships" is a massive understatement. I don't forget you today. I hold you close in my thoughts and send love.

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5 years

Your request to be a normal person has been denied indefinitely

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7 years

Spent 45 minutes of a 60 minute massage explaining that I do not use actors on The Carbonaro Effect.

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6 years

@Joe_Gatto Can I borrow $50?

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6 years

Is ‘on mushrooms’ an acceptable answer to ‘where do you see yourself in five years?’

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6 years

LADIES AND GENTLEMAN, ROBBY YHE RHYTHM ROBOT!!!

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5 years

Be you. Do you. Do your thing well and take your own time in between. Everyone else can suck it. 💋

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4 years

I woke up with an election

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6 years

Still in pajamas. Way to seize the new year. Happy 2019 everyone!

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Michael Carbonaro

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8 years

In case of fire, run directly toward the flame. Do not show fear.

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7 years

FOUND Congrats Shane and Cheeto! Thank you for anyone who retweeted!

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7 years

WE FOUND HIM OMGOMGOMG THANK U EVERYONE!!! he was down the street on the mountain stuck in between a tree and a rock!

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7 years

Heel Covfefe Again

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7 years

Basking in the afterglow of endless birthday love. xoxo❤️

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Michael Carbonaro

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7 years

Man I wish he would save all the attempted bullying and d*ck waving for prison and not get us all killed before next Christmas.

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North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!

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Michael Carbonaro

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9 years

carbonaroeffect takes a rest from airing tonight, to congratulate the #impracticaljokers 100th episode! #tightrope http://t.co/XPwbTs6yBy

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Michael Carbonaro

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8 years

Mom and Dad came to visit. They are on the couch watching @trutvjokers .

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7 years

Make America Less Shut-Down Again.

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7 years

Greetings from a mall in Florida otherwise known as 1997. Please note the tangible cd and dvd racks and people picking out posters.

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Michael Carbonaro

@carbonaro

6 years

DoNotReply emails always feel offensive. I’m like, no YOU shut up.

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Michael Carbonaro

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5 years

So very sad to hear the cast of Little Mermaid Live drowned today during rehearsal.

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Michael Carbonaro

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6 years

Took a red eye got no sleep and then lied when a fan asked if I was Michael Carbonaro. Sorry bout that. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Michael Carbonaro

@carbonaro

7 years

Reminder: You can be republican AND despise the current leadership. It would be like loving your home but the maid you hired is on Meth.

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Michael Carbonaro

@carbonaro

6 years

The Godfather of Magic has left us and the art will never be the same. Goodnight Johnny Thompson. I love you.

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Michael Carbonaro

@carbonaro

6 years

I thought the line in Livin’ on a Prayer was, “Gina must have died of old age’ and not ‘Gina works the diner all day.’ Thank you. Have a good night.

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Michael Carbonaro

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6 years

It’s an honor just to have wanted to be nominated.

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Michael Carbonaro

@carbonaro

5 years

So they decided to completely clothe Aladdin because it would be too distracting otherwise having him shirtless the whole time - ignoring the very reason I watched the cartoon version over 5 times in the theater.

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Michael Carbonaro

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8 years

I am honored beyond words. This can't be real. I am putting my phone down now to continue staring into the sky...

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Michael Carbonaro

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8 years

Thinking Trumpy can partner with me next season and help me with my bs lines to the public. Crossing fingers he'll have an open schedule.

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4 years

Cow. Car. Potato. Shit president.

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Michael Carbonaro

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6 years

Help! Anyone know this song? We can’t think of the title or who sings it! #backstage #IslandResort #Harris #Michigan

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Michael Carbonaro

@carbonaro

7 years

Netflix and chilling myself.

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Michael Carbonaro

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5 years

People always ask me who is my dream celebrity to pull a prank on and I always answer Nick Jonas, but I think in my mind I’m answering a different question.

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Michael Carbonaro

@carbonaro

7 years

An incredible and unexpected honor. Congrats to the entire CarbonaroEffect crew for bringing smiles in a time we all really need smiles.

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7 years

MAGICAL NEWS: The #CarbonaroEffect just received @truTV 's first-ever @CriticsChoice Awards nomination! Congrats to @M_Carbonaro !

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Michael Carbonaro

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7 years

I want to lift earth by the chin and promise we haven't all given up.

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Michael Carbonaro

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6 years

Today is the first day of the rest of your September.

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7 years

Critics Choice Award show today! THE CARBONARO EFFECT has been nominated for structured reality series! I structured my hair for the occasion. #CriticsChoiceAwards #CarbonaroEffect

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7 years

Had cat hair on my shirt in line at the airport. Didn't want to appear the crazy cat guy, so I licked my hand and began to rub myself clean.

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Michael Carbonaro

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7 years

MAKE AMERICA UNITED AGAIN

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Michael Carbonaro

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8 years

I'm looking through you! All new CARBONARO EFFECT tonight!! 10/9c on @truTV

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Michael Carbonaro

@carbonaro

7 years

Hey. Why not text, "Meet in lobby right away" to a random number today?

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Michael Carbonaro

@carbonaro

5 years

Any tips for sleeping? I tried counting sheep but there’s only 3 in my room so finished quickly.

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Michael Carbonaro

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7 years

I'm so happy to be alone that I want to invite everyone over to celebrate!!!

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Michael Carbonaro

@carbonaro

6 years

Here’s me in disguise acting like like I’m not in love.

Chicago White Sox

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6 years

Missing @Nicky_Delmonico and @Danielbpalka ? Catch them on the #CarbonaroEffect with @carbonaro tonight at 9:00 p.m. CT on @truTV !

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Michael Carbonaro

@carbonaro

7 years

Welcome to, “Dyeing your mouth with Mom”

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Michael Carbonaro

@carbonaro

6 years

Look it’s probably too late as well as not making mathematical sense and all but I really wish that centuries matched the years- like 16th century would be the 1600’s.

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Michael Carbonaro

@carbonaro

6 years

This is one of my all time favorite moments from the new season!

truTV

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6 years

You know when you know someone, but you can't remember from where, or what their name is? Then you MUST watch this sneak peek from a brand-new #CarbonaroEffect , Thursday at 10/9c!