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stephen

@stephentwotime

4 years

They aren’t playing but go cats

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

Just got fired as an MSU tour guide for pointing out the dorms Tee Grizzley robbed and calling them an integral part of campus history

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

First impressions matter. Met @Coach_mtucker at the MSU hockey game- solid authoritative handshake and he called me “son.” Now I’m ready to run thru a brick wall for the guy. See you on the sidelines Coach

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stephen

@stephentwotime

1 year

Survivor 45 and I’m team Drew Basile. Went to high school with that dude. Won the English award over him (he was a better writer but I fostered stronger relationships with staff members)

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

@APSphysics Absolutely disgusting timing, APS. You have ZERO awareness of travel schedules and the wrench you just threw into so many people’s plans.

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stephen

@stephentwotime

10 months

If you’re out of UDJ not watching Survivor this year come on. Basile—though my bitter academic rival in high school (I won)—is on natty TV yet as authentic as they come. Jez guy dominating the island. Insane run. Survivor kinda weird tho? I’m sure it was class in the aughts

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

University of Detroit Jesuit, 2016, 4th period lunch. Timo’s got the ball... 2 seconds left

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

Everyone’s a Spartan tonight

Michigan State on BTN

@MichiganStOnBTN

5 years

"And from Detroit, Michigan, a 6-1 senior guard, wearing number 5, Cassius Winston." Go get 'em, @cassiuswinston .

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stephen

@stephentwotime

6 years

It’s 2019 stop naming your kids Tyler Padilla

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

Yeah, Maybe. But I’m not the 60 year old calling an 18 year old a loser because I’m sad about my football team. I’d expect more from a fellow Jesuit-educated man. Hope you can find it in your heart to forgive Coach Mel, Thomas. After all it’s just a game.

Thomas L. Coxhead

@thomas_coxhead

5 years

@stephenhawn2 @Coach_mtucker You’re a loser.

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stephen

@stephentwotime

2 years

rockstar life @ the retirement home

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

Can’t wait for March Madness this year

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

beat my girlfriends dad 21-0 in cornhole so I have to go into witness protection

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

college science classes just make you realize there aren’t that many jeff riziks in the world

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stephen

@stephentwotime

6 years

They had us in neither of the halves im not gonna lie

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

Happy St Patrick’s Day to everybody except people named Emoni

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stephen

@stephentwotime

4 years

Notice how there wasn’t a pandemic until Brother Son broke up

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

Things Emoni is not: That cold

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

If you can’t love them at their worst then you don’t deserve them at their best 🤷🏻‍♂️

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

Since losing to #2 Cornell, @MSU_Hockey are 4-1-1 with 2 wins and a tie over top ranked teams (2-0 shutout over #6 PSU, 1-1 tie and 3-2 win over #3 ND). Watch out for the Spartans...

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

Nbd but he dunked on me freshman year in Period 1 PE

Bally Sports South

@BallySportsSO

5 years

Just a freshman. Too smooth from @CanesHoops guard @Harlond20 .

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stephen

@stephentwotime

6 years

Junior research paper due in about 3.5 years good luck gentlemen

U of D Jesuit

@UofDJesuit

6 years

Today is Acceptance Day – when future Cubs receive official notification of acceptance to U of D Jesuit. Congratulations to the talented young men who will experience a Jesuit education next August. It's not too late to get your application in, as we go into rolling admissions.

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

Death, taxes, and @UofDJesuit basketball winning the Catholic league God bless and go Cubs

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stephen

@stephentwotime

1 year

really good dude ^

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stephen

@stephentwotime

2 years

Often think about how my brothers and I could become the Beatles of Christian worship music if we sold out. I’ll never sell out tho

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

Check out Nodler’s first career goal for @MSU_Hockey in last night’s loss to Cornell

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

Finally you’re putting pics of @kambloye on your twitter. I don’t know him or anything he’s just leading the team in shots

University of Chicago Athletics

@uchicagoath

5 years

MSC: @UofCMensSoccer Advances to @NCAADIII Regional Final With 4-1 Win Over Dominican 🔗 #MaroonMade #d3soccer #UChicago

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

You go 3 years without seeing sean richard n start to wonder if he ever even existed life crazy

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

Just learned there’s an alternate type of childhood where parent teacher conferences are stressful and terrifying and NOT a welcomed and highly sought after ego injection

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

@ Lincoln Ypsilanti

Alex Sims

@AlexSimsTV

5 years

High school basketball needs a shot clock.

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

I will host jeopardy if they need

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stephen

@stephentwotime

2 years

me and my girlfriend

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

Catch the first leg vs Notre Dame tonight at 7 only on @Bschabath3 and myself on the call from Munn

Michigan State Hockey

@MSU_Hockey

5 years

The first of two vs Notre Dame tonight at Munn! 🎟

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stephen

@stephentwotime

4 years

@vancealot29 @DetroitRedWings Kirk Meowltby

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stephen

@stephentwotime

2 years

So few ways for your name to live forever. You have to create an artistic masterpiece, or go to the moon like Neil Armstrong, Buzz Aldrin and that other guy

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stephen

@stephentwotime

4 years

God bless and go cubs

The Appeal

@theappeal

4 years

BREAKING: Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison will elevate charges against former Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin from third- to second-degree murder. He also intends to charge the 3 other officers involved in George Floyd’s killing.

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

Happy spring break

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

Another ranked team comes into Munn and another ranked team leaves without a win. Spartans sweep #19 Wisconsin. The top line had a feast: Khody x2, Lewy x2, And Saliba with 1 #MSUvsWISC

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

caught a bat in the dining room at work and received a sitting ovation from 20 retirement home residents so I’ll just peacefully move on to the next life my time here is complete

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stephen

@stephentwotime

2 years

America lacks unity because there hasnt been a volcananic eruption where we need to set aside our differences and band together to divert the flow of lava away from the town

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

Puzzle box said “3-5 years” but only took me 2 1/2 some people just live on a higher plane of intelligence I guess

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

gaslighting professors into thinking I’m smart by working really hard, trying my best, and communicating efficiently

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stephen

@stephentwotime

2 years

DO NOT I repeat DO NOT give a mouse a cookie

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

Joe Biden do the crate challenge

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stephen

@stephentwotime

4 years

No drug compares to a close Lions win

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stephen

@stephentwotime

4 years

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

“I’m a fake? How’d you like to be dead” is an unreal line out of the film Elf

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

@DetroitRedWings @GEICO @Adamerne73 Would you rather fight 10 chicken sized Anthony Mantha’s or 1 Anthony Mantha sized chicken #AskErne

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stephen

@stephentwotime

4 years

The key to looking busy at work is just move in jagged motions and always mumble some version “where in the world did I leave my..” and then trail off under your breath nobody ever questions you not even once

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stephen

@stephentwotime

2 years

rockstar life at the retirement home part 2

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

Cassius Winston did not hit a “prayer” he’s been shooting half-court shots at the end of warmups for forever- He wants the ball in that moment

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stephen

@stephentwotime

2 years

Pepper Jack cheese is good

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

Late news just before puck drop, @MSU_Hockey ’s goaltender John Lethemon will not play tonight. Sophomore Drew DeRidder will pick up his first start since early November - per @brendan_gumbel

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

girlfriend got me awesome book with pictures of ancient Egyptian treasure and other relevant historical information, 10/10 gift

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

Hello Sharks, I’m here asking for 100 million dollars for a 1% stake in my company. I present to you- a Roomba but it looks like R2D2

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stephen

@stephentwotime

4 years

If we start enough emails with “these are crazy times” we might just cure this damn thing

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stephen

@stephentwotime

6 years

@davidjhale01 Psycho

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

I miss when months lasted a month

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stephen

@stephentwotime

4 years

We were really out here letting Grant Fogle run the offense in IM flag football what a blunder

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stephen

@stephentwotime

4 years

Congrats to the 9 teams that don’t have to get 30 dropped on them by Cassius every weekend

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stephen

@stephentwotime

6 years

@g_fogle Why I’m i cryin in the club rn

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

Can he bat .150+ cause we might have a spot for him

Detroit Tigers

@tigers

5 years

This toad was spotted during our game today. Please help us name it. #TigersST

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

America would be much better off if the college course syllabus didn’t overrule the constitution

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

10 minutes from puck drop between @MSU_Hockey and @PennStateMHKY . Catch the game on with @JackSznewajs and @DGreenG97 or follow for updates. #MSUvsPSU

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

On September 30th, 2019 @MSU_Hockey was voted to finish 7th in the preseason polls. They now jump to 1st in the B1G with equal games played through the division or all but Minnesota (T-5th) and Wisconsin (7th).

Michigan State Hockey

@MSU_Hockey

5 years

Great effort on the road tonight!!

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stephen

@stephentwotime

6 years

@frankthetank679 @UofDJesuit @UDJStudentSect When those first three turns sync up with the bass 😩😩😩

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

@Marklauro1 scored on this guys kid 41 seconds into a game

NHL

@NHL

5 years

To the Erkkila family, the Stanley Cup was only a dream. Today, @HockeyvilleUSA made that dream come true. #HockeyvilleUSA

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

Explain to me how humans are 60% water and earth is 71% and humans are on earth that’s 135% water what the hell

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stephen

@stephentwotime

4 years

You can’t have liberty if you’re dead but whatever you do you

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stephen

@stephentwotime

4 years

It was Grant that broke up the Benders

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

it’s insane how the only way to describe when there is lightning is “it’s lightninging”

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

@stev8181818 Actually, the speed with which Palpatine took out Agen Kolar, Saesee Tin, and Kit Fisto speaks to both his abilities and how unaware of his powers the Jedi were. Nice try though, Steve.

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

Happy birthday to the other half of the Three-Take wonders @Bschabath3 , Diesels Dogs are on the rise 😤😤

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stephen

@stephentwotime

6 years

Tom Brady has won 6 Super Bowls since I’ve been born and all I’ve done is get a B on my chemistry final and score 2 goals in 2 years on JV lacrosse

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

sorry prof suns out and the thing you spent your life researching simply can’t move me emotionally

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stephen

@stephentwotime

4 years

All time top 5 character arcs: 1. Zuko (Avatar) 2. Anakin Skywalker (Star Wars) 3. Sansa Stark (Game of Thrones) 4. Walter White (Breaking Bad) 5. Sawyer (LOST)

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stephen

@stephentwotime

2 years

life on earth was tough as hell all the way up until right about now, and will be terrible in the future because of us. We are in humanity’s golden era of chilling and relaxing and you expect me to be out here grinding? For what?? it’s not worth it. Break free. Go on walks

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

Nice call partner @JackSznewajs

Michigan State on BTN

@MichiganStOnBTN

5 years

🚨 PATRICK KHODORENKO CALLED GAME 🚨 His 2nd goal of the game gives @MSU_Hockey the 🧹🧹 vs. No. 19 Wisconsin.

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stephen

@stephentwotime

10 months

Hate to tell you all this but it’s over. Drew Basile is winning survivor. I’ve read this book before. Can’t wait to have the boys over for the finale

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

Passed out in a Subway today and I woke up to Joe Rogan asking me what I thought about my performance wtf??

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stephen

@stephentwotime

4 years

Kenny Goins hit a game winning 3 in Zions face and RJ Barrett missed the most important free-throw of the game, then made one he tried to miss.

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

4 years

Zion and RJ were a PROBLEM for Duke. The two combined for 51 points in their first tournament game together 😈

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

“you’re playing the wrong notes” -my girlfriend to me, as I play the correct notes

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

taking my mask off when people tell me jokes so they can see me not laugh

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

wake me up when she re-records 22 and shake it off 🥱🥱

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stephen

@stephentwotime

4 years

I don’t know who decided that the saxophone needed to be phased out of rock music but they were so horribly horribly wrong

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

Game 2 vs Cornell. Catch all the action on at 7 p.m. Myself and @Bschabath3 on the call. #MSUvsCU

Michigan State Hockey

@MSU_Hockey

5 years

Rematch tonight at 7! 🎟

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

Not a single member of Congress was cool in high school. Not one

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

If you’re thinking about starting the guitar you should ! Just know that it’s too late and you’ll never be good enough no matter how hard you try

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

It’s entirely possible that aliens were visitors of earth and helped advance civilization until 12000 or so years ago at the younger dryas impact when they dipped, and now will never come back because we created NFTs

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stephen

@stephentwotime

2 years

UofD Jesui… wait my b my b

BesKep Secrt

@g_fogle

2 years

Getting tired of hanging out with women in large amounts. Where are men only parties ? Where it can it just be me and a bunch of guys ?

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stephen

@stephentwotime

4 years

The 1998 Red Wings were like when you put NHL on easy mode without off-sides or icing and just see how much you can win by

Detroit Red Wings

@DetroitRedWings

4 years

Jun 16, 1998: Detroit beats the Capitals 4-1 in Game 4 of the Final, giving the #RedWings their 2nd straight sweep & ninth Stanley Cup. #BestOfDRWvsWSH .

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

What happens when John Lethemon has a bye week

Big Ten Hockey

@B1GHockey

5 years

Your #B1GHockey Three Stars: ⭐️ @GopherHockey F Sammy Walker ⭐️⭐️ @GopherHockey F Bryce Brodzinski ⭐️⭐️⭐️ @GopherHockey F Brannon McManus

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

Damn now it’s just instead of Johnson & Johnson it’s just Johnson and Johnson

The Associated Press

@AP

3 years

BREAKING: Johnson & Johnson to break into two, separating retail products business from prescription drugs and medical devices.

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

Michigan State hockey fans should keep an eye on Notre Dame vs Penn State and Michigan vs Ohio State this weekend. The Irish and the Wolverines could give the Spartans a HUGE window coming off of their bye-week.

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stephen

@stephentwotime

2 years

Today is an important day. A dear friend was born 21 years ago. If only it had been a mere 2045 years earlier to the day, he may have been able to warn Julius Caesar in time to prevent his gruesome, bloody, heinous, bloody murder by 23 stab wounds. Anyways happy bday kam love you

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stephen

@stephentwotime

3 years

what drugs were the bowling alley scoreboard video creative directors on

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

About. Time.

University of Chicago Athletics

@uchicagoath

5 years

AOWs, x4️⃣: @NewsUAA Picks Four Maroons as Athletes of the Week 🏆 Kudos to Ben Sarasin of @UofCWrestling , Marco Cobian of @UChicagoFB , Ryan Cutter of XC, & Kameron Bloye of @UofCMensSoccer 👏🏼 🔗 #MaroonMade #d3xc #d3soccer #d3fb #UChicago

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

HUGE night for @MSU_Hockey as Michigan beat Ohio State 3-2 in regulation and Notre Dame beat Penn State 4-3 in 3-on-3 OT. Penn State grabs a losers point and moves into first in the B1G but MSU has a big opportunity to jump ahead after their bye-week.

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

Who knew Nick the trainer had a last name

UDJ Dads' Club

@UDJDadsClub

5 years

We are truly blessed to have great Athletic Trainers @UDJCubs Nick Parkinson & now Eric Schwab. Thank you @HenryFordNews , they are the best....and Thank You Nick & Eric. We probably don’t say it enough. @UofDJesuit #GoCubs

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stephen

@stephentwotime

5 years

Rest Easy Zach

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