"stolas losing his title" this & "stolas joins i.m.p." that but what about blitzø becoming a royal. hm? what about blitzø in a lil tiara being addressed as your highness?? i know the show is addressing classism but i just think that man is so babygirl he should get a pretty crown
The worst part of Stolas's "I think so very highly of you" comment is that he DOES. It's clear from the way Stolas talks about Blitzø that he truly holds Blitzø in high regard. But he thinks highly of Blitzø /in spite of/ the fact that he's an imp and he doesn't seem to (1/4)
loving blitzø is so funny. i want to tuck him into bed and kiss his forehead. i want to chew on him like a squeaky toy. i want him to suffer unimaginable pain. i want to tell him he’s doing a good job
realize that his feelings towards Blitzø don't erase any of the microaggressions or the classism.
I know the show is going to address these things, and I trust that it's going to be handled well, but I think it makes the scene in FM more upsetting to consider that Stolas (2/4)
believe it because of his own trauma. And I think the first time that he realizes (and ACCEPTS) that Stolas whole-heartedly means it, it's going to open the floodgates. If Stolas can think he's worth something, why couldn't the people that were supposed to? (4/4)
truly believes what he's saying and Blitzø is nowhere near a point in his character arc where he can believe it himself. Even if he could ignore the fact that Stolas, by nature of his upbringing, often doesn't act in alignment with that statement, he wouldn't be able to (3/4)
stolitz boot kink….. stolas grinding on blitzøs boot, those pretty pretty legs spread wide as he rocks back and forth, eyes half-lidded as he cums. blitzø makes him do it on the other boot too so they’re equally shined 💖
listen i’m gonna keep joking about it cause i think it’s funny but there is NO WAY that man is that bad at giving head lmao like, he’s stressed and under pressure and fuckin goin through it, cut him some slack
furthering my "blitzø has had a lot of bad sex" agenda with my first entry to
@BottomBlitzWeek
. enjoy this veroblitz one shot ft pegging and panic attacks for day 1: bondage! 💖
not enough exploration of fizz coming to terms with the fact that he blamed blitzø for something that wasn’t even his fault and the grief of those 15 years he lost with his best friend
deciding to write this fic from stolas' pov was so interesting of me b/c stolas is over here like "hehe haha fun little power shift in the bedroom" and blitzø's brain is throwing up chernobyl level nuclear meltdown alarms because he's lost his sense of control over the situation
@goztfukr
he’s a little two-faced bitch and i love that for him!! complain to your boyfriend about being stuck with stolas, king, ill always support you
i literally keep opening this to just stare at it. the pose and the colors and the look on blitzø’s face??? i’m breaking my no standee rule for this one folks i can tell you that for fucking free
hi i'm sage and my hellaverse hot take is that the "blitzø is part succubus" theory would take away massively from his character arc. the whole point is that he is lovable for who he is, he just can't see that because of his trauma
and i brought marshmallow bananas
Hi I’m Soph and my Hellaverse hot take is that some people don’t understand trauma well enough to give Blitzø the grace he deserves
And I brought these Rhubarb and Custard sweets because I’m an old woman
excited to post the first chapter of my
#Fizzarozzie
pirate au!! 🏴☠️⚔️🖤Come for the pirate shenanigans, stay for our favourite demons falling in love.
@implydone
oh ABSOLUTELY not. you can say a lot of things about her but there's no way a succubus is staying in any sort of long term relationship with someone that can't pleasure them in a multitude of ways and i will hold that belief to my grave
@covetimp
listen,,,, i crave this kind of content like you wouldn’t believe. m&m being like “wow he’s not really stalking us anymore” because he’s exclusively using his free time to follow stolas everywhere he goes and break into the palace lmao
i’m making up for lack of bikini andre merch for
@rizzarolli
with a vassalphus/whatever-the-hell-we’re-calling-it one shot!
ft. semi-public finger and a deeply ingrained hatred of the heat lmao
after a full month of being consumed by this project my tattoo artist/florist
#stolitz
au is done!
(featuring our fav boys being soft horny dorks and a surprisingly minimal amount of angst for me)
this one's for me and no one else. closeted transfem stolas 4 transmasc blitz. self-discovery through kink. blitz doing everything in his power to crack her egg. stolas being so so scared.
mature, 2k words.
hi! you don't know me but i do know that your "kind and patient" friend has made several people cry over dms she's sent them because of your little cult of a server! i've also read the dms and bitsy was continually condescending and dismissive but that seems par for the course!
did yall expect the situation to not be taken seriously? of course we were prepared for a public statement to be made. you refused to allow the situation to be handled privately. accounts were blocked and tweets were already made on your end. it was public because of you.
@4567Blitzz30978
literally my first thought was that blitzø would be the ONLY one wearing a dress and stolas would wear a tux but that option is LOSING in my poll?? like people think neither of them would wear dresses before blitzø would?? i cannot fathom it
listen i have too many things to work on but i desperately need someone to write an au where Stolas and Andre have been having an affair for the entirety of Stolas’ marriage and they hate each other in public but are absolutely completely obsessed with one another in actuality
thinking about blitzø, with his smartass tough guy exterior, absolutely fucking sobbing the first time stolas goes full praise kink on him. just completely and utterly wrecked by his bird telling him how wonderful he is and how good of a job he's doing
being a main character enjoyer is so strange. what do you mean i don't have to watch the same 3 episodes over and over again just to get more than 30 seconds of screen time for my fav?????? unprecedented
thinking about blitzø's insistence that as a top he doesn't need to know how to be good at oral really solidifies my own personal headcanon that blitzø has had a lot of sex, sure, but most of it wasn't GOOD
genuinely laughing at the number of people with the exact same icon after the short. i love this fuckin fandom we're all feral for a little red lizard with mental health problems
As cringe as Emberlynn is, we mustn't forget the toxic fan who thought shipping something she disagreed with (7 years ago at that) deserved death.
I'm curious about her, I must admit.
okay, fellow writers when you're posting a multi-chapter fic do you
🩷 write all of it, post all of it
💛 write all of it, post 1 chapter at a time
🖤 write and post chapter by chapter without an outline
❤️ write and post chapter by chapter with an outline
@squizzarolli
honestly as a verosika stan i don't like it either😭 i really don't feel like it fits either of their characters very well and is just really lackluster?
on the bright side i guess i'll get to tag my blitzø/verosika backstory fic as a fix-it (even as it makes things worse) lmao
"blitzø is good in bed" "blitzø is bad in bed" how about blitzø is passably decent in bed but he's never really had a partner that cared whether or not he had a good time so he's too overeager in hopes that someone will eventually reciprocate?