blitzødeathpose🍉 @blitzodeathpose Twitter profile

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blitzødeathpose🍉

5 days

Hey! Uh! I'm retiring as a fanfiction writer! I wrote a lot in the past year in change, probably more than most people, and I am incredibly proud of the work I've done and the people I've met through writing Helluva fanfiction. Here's everything!

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blitzødeathpose🍉

@blitzodeathpose

11 months

"We asked for EXTRA pickles"

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

no one wants to hear this but moxxie 100% deserved this ending. i love him to bits but he was a tremendous asshole to his wife and took a week to do the most perfectly lined up hit in his career.

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@blitzodeathpose

3 months

RIP Precious Angel

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@blitzodeathpose

9 months

Stolas blew his entire life up for this man. You can do anything you want in life.

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@blitzodeathpose

13 days

I haven't stopped thinking about this joke.

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blitzødeathpose🍉

@blitzodeathpose

10 months

Legitimately tired of cartoons forcing perversion down the throats of america. What's next? Sharing a milkshake? Exposed ankles?

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@IMPmurderpros

10 months

Gettin' closer!! ❤️🎶 #HelluvaBoss

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@blitzodeathpose

25 days

I think what's so amazing about this moment is that it reveals Stolas isn't stupid or fully blinded by love. He knows Blitz is lashing out and hiding how he feels. He's just tired of that now.

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blitzødeathpose🍉

@blitzodeathpose

1 year

Just realized how much episode 8 informs Blitz sleeping with Chaz. And makes it make more sense from a narrative pov. Rather than "Oh that Blitz is at it again" it becomes "Oh no honey, no".

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blitzødeathpose🍉

@blitzodeathpose

1 month

Finally anime is dead, the people yearn for the lizard and bird

Fandom

@getFANDOM

1 month

We crunched the visitor numbers on our Shipping Wiki through June, and here are the fan-favorite queer ships throughout #PrideMonth 🌈 Explore more canon and fanon ships ❤️

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

Just hit me that when Blitz meets Loona and Moxxie they are both in literal cages/cells. And Stolas sings about being trapped in a gilded cage as well. My boy is a walking talking skeleton key.

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blitzødeathpose🍉

@blitzodeathpose

1 year

VALIDATION

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blitzødeathpose🍉

@blitzodeathpose

11 days

Love too watch the imp get Sad

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blitzødeathpose🍉

@blitzodeathpose

9 months

Anyone else see this as a direct communication to the audience that Blitz responds better to dominant behavior than submissive If he were any bigger of a switch he'd be powering the auxiliary power for a small city

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blitzødeathpose🍉

@blitzodeathpose

9 months

Helluva Boss

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blitzødeathpose🍉

@blitzodeathpose

2 months

Great job, idiot

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@blitzodeathpose

9 months

New headcanon is Ozzie got caught on earth once in this form and that's how we got Mothman

🤍🫐 strwbrry 🫐🤍

@strwblitzy

9 months

ozzie hit the Slay button #HelluvaBoss

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@blitzodeathpose

6 months

pentiousresurrectionpose

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@blitzodeathpose

3 months

You know what You know WHAT *blows up the moon* THERE NOBODY GETS IT

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

bitch wake up it's been a year

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@blitzodeathpose

9 months

While you were busy watching clowns throw up and complain about taxes, I was studying The Book (and crying all the time).

Cowboy stolas

@KatLmao661607

9 months

Two types of Teen Phase #helluvaboss #helluvabossStolas #helluvabossBlitz ø #Stolitz

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

Hey let's just fuckin WATCH Helluva Boss (master thread of tweet along) Here we go, take me to the pilot

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

we were talking in the discord about how stolas only cries quietly when he's sure no one is looking. and then i remembered hey wait a minute he cried out loud once and was told immediately to stop

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@blitzodeathpose

6 months

hey i'm really fucking not okay with this fucking mug oh my god

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@blitzodeathpose

2 months

in the bathtub, straight up "jorkin it" and by "it" haha. well let's justr say. my cloacka

pen 🧃

@sgpenpen

2 months

I can’t stop laughing at this pair of screenshots

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@blitzodeathpose

24 days

What's your single favorite helluva frame/shot? Nothing tops this for me.

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@blitzodeathpose

11 months

They had their chance #HelluvaBoss

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@blitzodeathpose

4 months

B: stol why are you sitting in the corner S: I'm in time out B: you're 36 S: via put me in time out for saying "goated with the sauce" B: Yeah stay in the corner

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@blitzodeathpose

10 months

🙂

Blitz's lil yellow rock 🟨✨

@fire_birb

10 months

Thinking about how Fizz was referenced as "froggie" and Blitz as "toad" in the show 🐸 #HelluvaBoss #Blitzo #Fizzarolli

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@blitzodeathpose

10 months

PAULETTE ON THE SHOW MF WE DID IT AMERICA

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

All things considered this is one of my favorite stolas expressions, reserved for Blitz and his dry texting

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

i go back and forth on The Seduction scene from The Circus but i think i've come to the conclusion that it's hot and bryce deserves an emmy for putting his entire throat into that scene. "ok we need you to sound like you just discovered what sex is" OHH wHAt are wWe DOINg

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@blitzodeathpose

6 months

explain this

PragerU

@prageru

7 months

It's 2024. And men still can't get pregnant.

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@blitzodeathpose

8 months

@stilbie Hey I'm a trans girl who hasn't had The Surgery and honestly I think representation like this is really cool/hot so idk maybe go outside

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blitzødeathpose🍉

@blitzodeathpose

9 months

A great tradition continues. #HelluvaBoss

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️

@unhingedA03

1 year

He bottoms first but he’ll get to top eventually

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@blitzodeathpose

8 months

Honestly it's the cutest he's ever been

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

You ever go over a friend's house and see their parents be really fucking awful to them and you both share The Look I 100% have shared The Look with a bunch of friends growing up. Just that brief moment of "I am so, so sorry"

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@blitzodeathpose

11 months

Group chat Loona: what did you get for lunch Moxxie: yurkey sandwich Moxxie: *turkey Blitz: yurkey Millie: yurkey Stolas: yurkey Octavia: yurkey Loona: get his ass

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blitzødeathpose🍉

@blitzodeathpose

8 months

Meanwhile

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

The Throat GOATia

human femstolas fan 😕

@TeaTheKook

1 year

damn his throat can take things like a champ

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@blitzodeathpose

11 months

I showed my husband this gif and he said "God doesn't care if it's your birthday"

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@IMPmurderpros

11 months

in about... a week... #HelluvaBoss 🔥

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@blitzodeathpose

10 months

A perfect character study of a man who had to grow up too quickly. Thrown into too many situations planned out for him long in advance. When he finally gets back the one person who puts a crack in the plan of course he's going to fall back on the stories he clung to for comfort.

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@blitzodeathpose

9 months

This is a call out post directly to vivzienne "medrano" pop who gave you the right to make the bird hot

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@blitzodeathpose

8 months

Now that's what I call a Small Business owner

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blitzødeathpose🍉

@blitzodeathpose

1 year

Not trying to rain on anyone's parade but I think getting stabbed and kidnapped would rearrange Stolas' priorities a bit in the moment, so when M&M show up it's not "where's my Blitzy" it's "FUCKIN SHIT GET ME OUT OF HERE"

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@blitzodeathpose

4 months

stolas: where did you get that jacket...and why does it smell like....the ocean blitz: do you want the truth s: yes B: it belonged to a guy who was really bad at fucking me so i stole his jacket and then he died because he lied to moxxie's mob boss dad S: i said the truth

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@blitzodeathpose

7 months

Me until April, sorry. #hazbinhotel

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

Confirmed by Tea and The General Public: Stolas Is The One Who Vapes

human femstolas fan 😕

@TeaTheKook

1 year

😾💨

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@blitzodeathpose

11 months

Blitz is a grade A moron because imagine waking up to this every morning and being like "ehhhhhh not sure how he really feels, I'll probably fuck it up"

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

I hope Stolas sees The Photo. Like if anything else, I hope The Photo becomes a plot point.

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

babygirl

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

i made individual playlists for the boys. links below. #Stolitz #HelluvaBoss #musiciassumetheboyswouldlistentoiftheylistenedtohumanmusic

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@blitzodeathpose

7 months

Ran into three helluva fans at a party for a friend's top surgery when their trans masc boyfriend looked at my phone and went ".........is that Blitz" (Art once again by @mistmistly )

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@blitzodeathpose

1 month

Meanwhile in the discord

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@blitzodeathpose

2 months

this is truly an amazing way to start pride month because what's gayer than two men yelling at each other over a miscommunication

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

He ruined everything

chloe 🪽

@lightsabrqueen

1 year

what fictional character absolutely changed the trajectory of your life?

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@blitzodeathpose

1 month

WHAT DID HE DO

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

I like to think Blitz came over and saw Stolas in Work Clothes and he immediately entered Bottom Mode

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blitzødeathpose🍉

@blitzodeathpose

1 year

Blitz, immediately following the events of Western Energy and obviously shaken from seeing Stolas get wheeled into the hospital, tries to get in contact with and make amends with the closest person (by blood) in his life. And it doesn't go well. At all.

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blitzødeathpose🍉

@blitzodeathpose

10 months

The idea that Blitz remains in contact with his abusive father is both incredibly heartbreaking and totally in line with him clinging to anything from his past, no matter how much it hurts. Feeling Fine.

bewbs!!🔥🐸🐔💞

@juulcheesecake

10 months

drama-glob on tumblr theorized how blitz might be talking to one Cash Buckzo in this scene and my brain broke, i never even considered blitz might still be in contact w that bitch i just kinda assumed hes dead or sth 💀💀

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@blitzodeathpose

11 months

Hahahaha Uh Oh @TheBryceCapades

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@blitzodeathpose

8 months

Stolas: disassociates when having sex with his abusive wife Also Stolas: smiling and screaming with joy at the touch of a man Dipshits: "we don't know for certain if he's gay"

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@blitzodeathpose

23 days

it just hit me that IMP has been getting filmed and spotted every single time they're on earth and there's gonna be uh some fallout from that huh.

𝔽𝕣𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕤 𝕠𝕗 ℍ𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕒𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤𝕖

@HB_frames

23 days

#HelluvaBoss SEEING STARS (S2E2) Frame: 22323/30241

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

"Undress Me" #stolitz flashfic about the first time they get properly intimate post-hospital and Blitz is terrified of hurting Stolas any more. Sad but hopeful.

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@blitzodeathpose

11 months

Striker is far more interesting as a self aggrandizing supremacist who sucks than a cool cowboy man

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@blitzodeathpose

3 months

Okay plant nerds Analyze this

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@blitzodeathpose

3 months

We really need to leave these people alone for fucks sakes

☽ Franki ☾

@M88nlighter

3 months

UPDATE ON FULL MOON FROM BRANDON?!? #HelluvaBoss

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@blitzodeathpose

4 months

brandon rogers should 100% double down at lvl up "i hate all children" he says, taking a cabbage patch kids doll and slam dunking it into a big toilet the crowd roars, half in betrayed sobs, the other half in ravenous approval

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@blitzodeathpose

11 days

@fizzierolli Fuck it, skip season 2. I think it'd be really funny to give zero context.

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@blitzodeathpose

11 months

Who wouldn't want to wake up to this beautiful face every morning

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

Excuse me are you stolnmas from hell boss

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@blitzodeathpose

4 months

GrimwAHHHHHHH

cande ✨ talonjob ceo | 57 days!

@mydarlingblitz

4 months

his ✨ grimoire ✨

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@blitzodeathpose

9 months

Tfw The Boys

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

watching barbie absolutely wail on blitz this weekend like #helluvaboss #siblingviolence

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

Apparently there was some kind of controversy with Bryce's vocals cracking at the high note and I'm like he is a Tony nominee I'm pretty sure he knows what his voice is supposed to do here

blitzødeathpose🍉

@blitzodeathpose

1 year

Lmao stolas' song at the end of the circus came on over a video scrolling through YouTube and I feel like a gd car hit me

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

Girl dinner

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

it is time to vote

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@blitzodeathpose

8 months

Idk man I just think the horny queer demon cartoon is just really well written and fills a lot of gaps in queer led/focused entertainment I've been complaining about ever since I was a teenager.

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@blitzodeathpose

8 months

You've got hazbin for the theatre kid lesbians and helluva for the dirtbag queers and the theatre kid lesbians Everyone wins

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

W H O R E

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@blitzodeathpose

10 months

Moxxie: sir I think it's a bit too much to make the pr-Stolas go through the normal hiring process Blitz: "make" nothing, this shit was his idea Stolas: [staring furiously at new hire paperwork] B: How we doing over here, babe S: I don't know my social security number

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@blitzodeathpose

11 months

Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️

@unhingedA03

11 months

boypussy and girlcock solidarity

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@blitzodeathpose

9 months

I kept yelling "the boys" over and over

🍓*ੈ‧Marrie/✮❤️

@vandleVee

9 months

Omg they’re so cute 😭

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@blitzodeathpose

9 months

I love the idea we've all collectively agreed on that if these idiots met as adults and had zero history with each other it would be going off like dry grass on fire

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@blitzodeathpose

13 days

It feels like one of the moments in spongebob when a nameless character is needlessly, aggressively insulting, "you just blow in from stupid town?"

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@blitzodeathpose

11 months

"DID YOU EAT ALL OF THE FUCKING CHEEZ-ITS"

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@blitzodeathpose

11 months

not arguing with a girl with the prettiest smile. whatever u say beautiful 🤍

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@blitzodeathpose

4 months

T4T Solidarity

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@blitzodeathpose

4 months

She can do whatever she wants but if Sierra continued the young dads AU comic I would give her $1,000,000 USD* *not legally binding

🃏 mistmistly 🃏

@mistmistly

8 months

date night 😗

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@blitzodeathpose

3 months

Vivziepop: and here's an exclusive clip from the new episode [Audience applauds] [Blitzø does the walk cycles from the SpongeBob Lost Episode] [My cheers are the only that continue]

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

Seeing Stars is such a great Blitz episode, mainly because it reveals that even though he repeatedly gets taken down a peg outside of his element, he reveals himself to be clever, brave and empathetic depending on the situation. And this is even Off The Job.

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@blitzodeathpose

9 months

Mr. Avoid The Big Conversations At All Costs, I love him, he's the worst

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@blitzodeathpose

4 months

Blitz kicks open the door: stolas have you met dracula Stolas: ??? B: dracula the vampire S: he...doesn't exist? B: are you sure S:.........oh my god I'm not

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@blitzodeathpose

15 days

She's perfect.

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

it was most likely tremendous projection on blitz's part to knock him down like this but honestly yeah mox you fucked up this week

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

stella and andrealphus seeing stolas happy even a little bit for any reason

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@blitzodeathpose

1 year

Blitz: what do you mean you've never had PIZZA Stolas: it's just never come up B: the fuck are you talking about "come up" it's pizza you...you just...we're getting pizza right now S: I'm currently IN you B: priorities

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