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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

3 months

@N3felibata1 Blitz enjoys the sex most of the time, and in Ozzie’s when he told Stolas that he couldn’t do it that night, Stolas backed off. So no, he didn’t rape him. There’s a whole mess of problems, but SA isn’t one of them. (For Stolitz)

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@sgpenpen “Sir, with all due respect, stop being so gay and do your job.”

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4 months

@verostrikergf In classic Disney fashion, we have Nemo’s evil stepsisters.

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@Mon1ker_Project

4 months

@dailystolas He loves to read erotica, and back when he and Stella were trying to make the marriage work, everyone would gift Stella dresses, and the ones she didn’t like, she’d give to Stolas.

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@Mon1ker_Project

1 month

@litzdrawsalot The funny part is he could be saying this to either of them and it would still work.

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@Mon1ker_Project

3 months

@rumpleholmes Queer.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

2 months

Viv will drop the ducking Helluva Boss actual goddamn music when hell freezes over. So in December.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

3 months

I see people saying that the short wasn’t the best. Contrary to all the 8 episode seasons on mainstream services nowadays, not everything has to further the plot. It can just be fun demon assassin shit. And there is stuff to be gleaned from this short. You just have to look.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

2 months

@goetianhoot What haunts me is that pompous is misspelled.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

2 months

Stolitz in a poly is kinda hit-or-miss with me. Mainly because I just don’t think Stolas would want that.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

1 month

This is an appreciation post for everyone who writes fanfiction, or draws fanatt of Helluva, and hell, even Hazbin. Even if I haven’t seen your shit, I love it. Keep doing it, and give exactly zero fucks what other people think.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

3 months

@blitzpreg No, we haven’t. And we won’t.

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@Mon1ker_Project

2 months

… it’s a good thing there’s no such thing as mind-readers

Kranma11

@KellyHobby1

2 months

Biker Bitches I was going to post this tomorrow, however I was so excited how well it turned out that I had to share it. Thanks to @42paintbrushes for inspiring me. HB community has some very talented people in it. Enjoy and have a great weekend! #Stolitz

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

19 days

@hellaversewrong You could say he’s transjester

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

1 month

I see Stolago with Blitz being jealous, and that’s fine and dandy. But I raise you Blitzago with STOLAS being jealous.

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@Mon1ker_Project

3 months

@N3felibata1 Haha, I’m funny AND media literate (and humble too)

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

3 months

Like A Moth To A Flame Rated E Multi-Chapter

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

26 days

Pride & Prejudice & Dry Humping The first installment of a new series, but now I lock in and write Stolitz hypno smut 🫡

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

4 months

Vax: dhaishdhshdhf Vox: yeah kid, tax’s DO suck, that’s why it’s time for you to learn tax evasion.

Loreley

@umberleeschosen

4 months

vox responding to vax’s baby babbles with full sentences like he’s an adult is so important to me

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

19 days

My favorite thing about this fandom is how horny we all are.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

18 days

God I love my corner of the fandom

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

25 days

Airing this out here because I was cooking.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

2 months

Helluva Boss has been such an obsession that I forgot I like other shit 😂

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

3 months

@Watermelonz111 Stop.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

3 months

@runwayinchicago And people say this wasn’t amazing

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

1 month

THIS. We need to normalize this. Everyone sucked at writing when they started, and fanfiction is literally the best place to start.

Unhinged AO3 tags🪦🕊️

@unhingedA03

1 month

I don’t know how to write but I’ll do it anyways

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

25 days

I think that Andy’s main problem with Stolas in canon is that he couldn’t keep his affair secret, and shamed his sister by cheating with an imp. I think he would have taken lovers (I don’t think imps but that’s just me), but it’s the fact Stolas couldn’t hide it at all.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

13 days

@sleepymrshmllow I’m feeling gay things. Your Andrealphus does something to me and he looks so beautiful in that dress FUCK

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

1 month

Fuck everyone who uses AI to write fanfic. It is a medium founded on passion and love. No machine can recreate that and the fact that people believe it can is disappointing. AI should be used on things we don’t want to do. If you don’t enjoy writing fanfiction, then don’t.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

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A N D R E A L P H U S I N D R A G A N D R E A L P H U S I N D R A G A N D R E A L P H U S I N D R A G A N D R E A L P H U S I N D R A G A N D R E A L P H U S I N D R A G A N D R E A L P H U S I N D R A G A N D R E A L P H U S I N D R A G A N D R E A L P H U S I N D R A G

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

2 months

every rose has its thorns, but i like the pain. Rated E 1.4K Words

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

27 days

Stolas being blunt as fuck is my favorite genre of music.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

2 months

@runwayinchicago Like, damn you not wrong, but you didn’t need to go for the throat

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

3 months

@42paintbrushes The way this man has to contort himself to get comforted is really fucking funny. Sad, but funny.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

16 days

@sleepymrshmllow THE VISCERAL REACTION MY BODY HAD TO THIS PICTURE WAS IMMENSE. I AMOST CAME INSTANTLY. I NEED HIM TO IMPREGNATE ME.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

13 days

No Rime Or Reason Andrealphus being a little gay puddle of despair and horny-ness. ANGST WARNING ‼️

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

23 days

I see all this talk about what could happen and how it’s bad or good, just stop. What’s going to happen is going to happen, and I’ll most likely enjoy it. Sure, maybe I don’t like specific things, but I’m not going to let it taint my enjoyment of the show. (1/2)

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

9 days

No, but Stolas was valid af for letting those security guards manhandle him in Seeing Stars

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

2 months

@Nevertoldmewhat “I like to imagine he was waiting for me” You knew what you were doing to us with that line. Stolas the hopeless romantic is so me.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

1 month

OhmygodKaswhyaretheysoCUTEEEEEEE I lovvve them

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

21 days

Nectar SnowyOwl sex pollen fic ft. Angst and Otha Shit. Because I’m crazy you get a double upload.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

28 days

Is this a sign for me to write dry humping?

spooky

@urstrulyspooky

29 days

dry humping in fics is the best because it really does feel so innocent at first. just a little shift of the hips to relieve some pressure, but oh it feels so good, just a little more, that’s all it takes, and suddenly they’re grinding against each other, desperate and so needy

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

3 months

@Chase_Drawz That is, one could say, bussin

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

1 month

THIS IS NOWHERE NEAR ENOUGH! We need more of the gay birbs, and I, having written one fourth of these, am making a recruiting call! If you like the birds, and you have ANY desire to write, I beg you to try. I, at the very least, will love it.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

4 months

@TeaTheKook Real Stolas fans salivate over him in dresses.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

11 days

Consequences A Icyago smut fic with dom/sub undertones and light pet play

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

21 days

The biggest impact Helluva has had on my life is now I say “cheese and hot sauce” as an exclamation very often.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

14 days

I will NOT apologize for the the person I will becum when Andre comes back. And no, that was not a spelling error

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

18 days

WAIT FUCK. There was a meme I saw of someone holding a bunch of star stickers with the caption “when your bitch got a praise kink” or smth and someone said it was Stolitz. …it’s canon now.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

2 months

@tsundereblitz @Ashes3622 Yes, the short is supposed to be funny, but I think it’s definitely supposed to parallel The Circus, the shots are very similar, and the pose both Weeb Girl and Stolas make is almost identical. They’re trying to show that Blitz would not just stay the night and fuck anyone.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

16 days

I’m staying the fuck out of this for the most part, but this is taking it too far. Whether or not Bitsy did anything, that is just… and I was followed them too.

squid 💫

@squizzarolli

16 days

hey so this is actually a horrible thing to say lmfao

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

15 days

This kind of behavior should be studied

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

14 days

In a time of crisis, be like Rocktumbler

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

2 months

I haven’t gushed about this enough, I absolutely love this, and I’m so in love with all the art with my version of these gay birds.

Litz 🦝 | Commissions: Closed

@litzdrawsalot

2 months

DEVOURED THIS WHOLE FIC #vassalphus

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@Mon1ker_Project

9 days

POV: Vassago is trying to become “hip” V: Andrealphus, my skibidi rizzler, how sigma am I? A: … what the fuck did you say to me?

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

24 days

People talk about a love triangle with Vassago and shit. And that’s fine, but i can’t see this happening. I think season three will be focused more on the fallout of whatever Andre and Stella are planning, and the DHORKS/CHERUBS, of course with Stolitz problems on the side.

implydone 📝 | comms open! |

@implydone

25 days

I don't understand how we could have them like THIS by the end of the season, a grand rescue, and then spend any time in season 3 on an additional outside romance arc? is it just me? I don't see how we get from one point to the other and then back somehow to canon stolitz?

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

2 months

@KatLmao661607 How you think he gonna watch his romcoms while horny and sad? Or watch Spirit with Blitz?

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

1 month

Am I making Stolas an unpopular goth and Vassago the nicest jock ever who’s friends with him and is the perfect foil for his goth-ness? Yes I am.

👑🪝Lea 🫖

@princefishhook

1 month

And here it is! The sequel to Baby Just Say Yes... "Come On and Take My Heart (Rescue Me)" If you would like to participate in this DTIYS celebrating my 500 milestone, please see the quoted post for guidelines! #Lea500

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

2 months

Episode so traumatic that the fix-it fics start before it’s release

stolas's fuckass hat 🎩🍉

@hellamews

2 months

"write some fix-it-fics" bro doesn't know people were writing fix-it-fics as soon as people sussed out that the crystal convo was happening in full moon, months before the episode dropped.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

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WIP list (updated) Chapter one of Icyago angst. Icyago winter retreat one-shot Stolago with Vassago getting his world rocked when Stolas gives him “sex tips” Stolitz hypno (this is NOT coming out in time for the week 💀) Chapter two of Icyago angst

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

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My opinion on all shipping discourse is that they should all have a big fuvcking orgy and I just pick and choose which have feelings for one another and who just be fucking

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@Mon1ker_Project

3 months

@runwayinchicago It’s something alright.

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@Mon1ker_Project

12 days

My biggest HB hear-me-out is Paimon. He’s just so 🥵🥵🥵🍆💦

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

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Fuck, Marry, Kill but it’s Paimon, Crimson, and Cash.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

2 months

Heeeey~ I’m back here again.

chimy🎃🕯️| Commissions: open

@chim_y_

2 months

second #vassalphus is here I'm trying to match the vibe with the fan fic, this one was spicy and gave us jealous Andre😌🩵❤️‍🔥 Loved this one too, I'm so happy you wrote it ;_; thank you so much🥺❤️, hope you'll enjoy this! #vassago #andrealphus #icyago #HelluvaBoss

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

24 days

What level of depraved are you when you get off to smut fanfiction and art? Because that’s me.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

21 days

POV: you’re in a dark alleyway and you see a dude with leopard tattoos on his bald head and a Hawaiian shirt. “You the guy?” “Yep, I work for Mon1ker.” “You got the goods? “Yeah, only use it while alone, we don’t run a charity.” He slips you a USB of SnowyOwl angst.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

3 months

@rumpleholmes I’m sorry Angel, that’s the correct response.

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@Mon1ker_Project

25 days

Okay, so I wrote a little thing for this because Stolitz hypno is kicking my ass. It’s prob gonna be multi-chapter and hopefully I can include them living together and having friction.

CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

25 days

Airing this out here because I was cooking.

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@Mon1ker_Project

1 month

Okay, WIP dump 1: Soph birthday fic (you’ll have to wait to see what this one is mwahaha) 2: secretary BLITZ with Stolas railing him over a desk. 3: Icyago pet play (?) I make no promises with this one, but I want to write it.

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@Mon1ker_Project

1 month

As Jim Carrey said in one of my favorite movies ever: SOMEBODY STOP ME.

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@Mon1ker_Project

24 days

How do you work so fast! This is amazing and his lil’ blush is everything to me.

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@Mon1ker_Project

17 days

Bro, can’t believe that Andre was so busy getting his pussy eaten by Vassago while in his Cruella De Vil outfit that he didn’t show up to the merch drop

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@Mon1ker_Project

17 days

Okay, who’s gonna do an Andrealphus week. And will it have to be me.

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@Mon1ker_Project

21 days

WAIT A FUCKIMG MINUTE. I JUST REALIZED THAT ANDRE IS GOING TO HAVE A SPANISH VOICE ACTOR. I’m gonna go write my own obituary

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

22 days

I cannot express my love for everyone who writes fanfiction, even if I’ve never read it, or it’s in a fandom I have no idea exists. But my love especially to all those people who wrote the fics I’ve loved. Sometimes I feel I pale compared to them, but fuck that. We’re all cool 😎

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@Mon1ker_Project

21 days

Little peek at the beginning of the SnowyOwl sex pollen fic. Andre has no idea what’s about to go down.

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@Mon1ker_Project

4 months

@Ms_binip Bro, we’re fucking science-ing Helluva Boss. This thing has us in a chokehold.

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@Mon1ker_Project

20 days

Why did people hate on Seeing Stars, that ep was fire

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@Mon1ker_Project

8 days

I need Andrealphus dressed as Cruella to press a heel to my throat and abuse me like one of them Dalmatians.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

12 days

Andrealphus when he uses his saccharine topping as a way to distance himself from Vassago put the parrot falls asleep on top of him and he’s getting slowly more warm and fuzzy and horny and Vassago wakes up and fucks him gently and all the distance closes

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

23 days

-it, guess what! Write a fanfic about that idea. I wish we could go back when I could say I ship Stolas and Vassago and someone wouldn’t immediately say “that’s not going to be canon” I KNOW. I know it won’t be, and that doesn’t matter. It’s all about the fun and whimsy.

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@Mon1ker_Project

1 month

Stolas riding Vassago and calling him daddy and Sago cums so hard he almost perishes. He’s the one with a dick and he’s being called daddy, yet he’s still a bottom send tweet

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@Mon1ker_Project

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Andrealphus in heeled boots, fishnets, a short skirt, a black leather jacket, heavy makeup, slicked back hair. It came to be in a dream. Then I came- stop me.

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CJ | Clown Without A Circus, Blitzø

@Mon1ker_Project

28 days

Viv, if you could release official ref sheets for the characters, the Helluva Boss official soundtrack on Spotify, Andre merch, make Icyago canon… that’d be cool

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@Mon1ker_Project

17 days

I’m actually so sad right now. Don’t know why I bothered getting my hopes up at all. Being an Andrealphus fan is a thankless job.

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@Mon1ker_Project

3 months

@Murrielberries Someone needs to stop you, this isn’t healthy.

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@Mon1ker_Project

2 months

WE’RE BACKKKKKK! How about we try and show basic consideration this time, hmm?

🎃 ❦ S✶pphic iō·̩͙ ❦ 🎃

@HelluvaIolite

2 months

Chapter 64! ‼️ Read Author’s Note! ❗️Cliffhanger~ Read my Pinned if you haven’t! We are going forward without the reoccurring theme that made me step away in the first place ♡ Love you all & fuck, I really missed everyone 🫧🩵

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@Mon1ker_Project

20 days

I see a lot of people getting worked up at how little votes Blitz got, and I don’t get it. People relate/like Stolas, but SH is not going to NOT make a Blitz standee and other merch, he’s one of the two most popular characters. Chill out.

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@Mon1ker_Project

11 days

Blitzfizzarozzie where Blitz and Fizz are arguing because Blitz ate the last cheeseburger and Ozzie is trying to be the voice of reason. O: *pulls them apart* what now? F: he took the last cheeseburger! B: oh fuck you! It’s just a cheeseburger bitch. (1/2)

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@Mon1ker_Project

9 days

Me after Andrealphus cums in me-