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flandy is latin for “to the bit we commit”

roku city
Joined November 2013
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much to think about
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3 months
happy short king week (5/6-5/10) to those who celebrate!!!
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@syisconfused petite princes*
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i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again:
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mr. binch
4 years
this was in fact the date that made me realized I am over ~tall~ men, give me a 5’6-6’ loyal king and I will be content
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@Meatfrequency average height non-king week just doesn’t have the same ring to it
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4 months
cashier: i see you found a…very unique item today…. me: he is so special to me
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4 months
do i need this…..
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7 years
Someone on the Erie instastory legitamitely thinks Presque Isle is Canada I am deceased
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3 months
@alex_balanduk ur a petite prince! and we salute you 🫡
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3 months
@undrscorehalley take it up with the corporate work calendar i don’t make the rules!
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3 years
just a couple of rascals being rascals
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mr. binch
3 years
looking forward to enjoying a nightcap* before bed this evening *dill pickle
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3 months
the northern lights were so beautiful to experience 😍
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mr. binch
3 years
i love pennsylvania
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𝔠𝔲𝔯𝔰𝔢𝔡 𝔴𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔫
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vibes
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3 months
@justsurvivan bruno mars, the stage is yours 🫶
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mr. binch
4 years
this was in fact the date that made me realized I am over ~tall~ men, give me a 5’6-6’ loyal king and I will be content
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mr. binch
3 years
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy. Not a selfie. I’ll go first:
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6 months
if i plotted + schemed out how to make this for ~$30 would anyone buy one 👀
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7 years
Me in Erie: I hate Erie Me anywhere else: I hate Erie
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mr. binch
3 years
y’all are really overlooking some of snyder’s best work
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mr. binch
7 years
Yeah sex is great and all but have you ever hit every green light on peach street between I-90 and 54th with no traffic whatsoever?????
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mr. binch
4 years
@RoryMachell Oh for hyuck’s sake
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mr. binch
2 years
i’m going to roku city you need anything?
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mr. binch
3 months
my landlord:
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Mitchell Lawrence
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Had my breaker panel replaced last year and just now taking a look at the labels they put in.
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5 years
@TheGoldenRatio4 She’s been preparing for this for 10 years 🌞
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5 years
@TheGoldenRatio4 Molly approves
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2 years
we need a magic tree house book for when they did surgery on a grape
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mr. binch
4 years
you need to start romanticizing your caffeine addiction <3
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2 years
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3 years
@jmurffff call urself pirates booty
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mr. binch
3 years
I really wish I liked bloody marys because the presentation is so fun but alas I cannot get behind the idea of drinking alcoholic ketchup
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2 years
what is an unpacked suitcase but a third, mysterious laundry basket ?
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mr. binch
3 years
i am a 7” inseam shorts gf seeking 5.5” inseam shorts bf
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4 years
she is very beautiful to me 😌
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2 years
we need a magic tree house book for the first night at bed when sam left and ron made out with 2 girls and put his head between a cocktail waitress’s breasts
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3 years
my dumbass thought this was an unbaked pizza at first glance
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mr. binch
3 months
microdosing living in chicago with the chicago walking simulator
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Mason 🦝
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This treadmill has a Chicago walking simulator 🏃🏼‍♂️
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1 year
i am officially a published product photographer 🤠
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mr. binch
6 years
My dad’s work is doing a door decorating contest and look how PROUD he is of this masterpiece I’m emotional
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6 years
a story in three acts
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4 years
I’ve been called out
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7 years
Can we talk about how she brought a pillow upstairs with her and is now sleeping next to my bed with it? We don't deserve dogs 😭
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4 years
@OmnipotentBird ok I’ll extend the range to 5’5 to compensate for this
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3 months
@IanCRoseCity whatever u say peanut 🫶
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mr. binch
3 years
the artist: the art:
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mr. binch
6 years
Class of 2018 bby 🎉
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mr. binch
2 years
say you like it (threateningly)
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mr. binch
1 year
awful news for the haters: i popped off on this one
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mr. binch
1 year
uh oh ! watched one (1) youtube tutorial and now i’m convinced i could sew this
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2 years
i love being in my flop era
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mr. binch
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@midibassluvr it is, to me
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mr. binch
3 years
much to think about
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mr. binch
3 years
one like = one goodnight forehead smooch for the homies
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mr. binch
2 years
ok so kiss me then ??
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mr. binch
11 months
@jmurffff remove the redactions i’m trying to read here
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mr. binch
3 years
roku city looks so beautiful this time of year
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mr. binch
3 years
tgif actually means this girl is on fire
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mr. binch
3 years
going to spend all day wondering why i didn’t do this sooner
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mr. binch
4 years
@TheGoldenRatio4 Jack Daniel is the father of my old roommate’s dog Leo! He is a very very good boy
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mr. binch
3 months
@BassicallyDarr the dd/mm enthusiast has entered the chat
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mr. binch
4 years
I heard u were looking for a one-way ticket to flavortown #fieribless
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mr. binch
7 years
Today there was a takeout order for “Way,” so I wrote “Way—2go” on the receipt. My workplace puns have peaked & it’s all downhill from here
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mr. binch
10 months
i’ve just been feeling sooo ????????????????? lately and it really frickin rocks man
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mr. binch
3 years
everyone say good job flandy
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mr. binch
3 years
i tentatively have a date with a man who designs board games with friends as a side hustle……love this for me
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mr. binch
3 years
Vietnamese coffee shaken w a lil bit of brown sugar simple + condensed milk, cinnamon, and ice; topped with vanilla oat milk cold foam
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mr. binch
3 years
it is almost coffee time stinkies, what should it be today?
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4 years
next time I’ll weight each roll for a bit more consistency but ngl this was some of my best work yet 🤠✨
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mr. binch
3 years
drove through the 8th wonder of the world* this weekend *breezewood, pennsylvania
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6 months
i don’t need “therapy,” i have plenty of “therapy” at home (listening to sufjan stevens in the dark)
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mr. binch
4 years
6-ish month update
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mr. binch
4 years
Every meet my newest son, Big Boi
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mr. binch
4 years
Hello, it is me. Just popping by to let you all know that I just received a real quote from a real vendor for $420.69...I’m speechless
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mr. binch
3 years
@curlygold26 @jmurffff fixed it for you 😌
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mr. binch
4 years
some of my best work yet 💪🏼
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mr. binch
3 years
come with me and you’ll be in a world of
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mr. binch
1 year
i think it’s so funny my hometown had a marketing campaign centered around “it’s ok to love erie”
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mr. binch
4 years
Free advice to men: don’t
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mr. binch
3 years
should i make this into a crop top
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11 months
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mr. binch
5 years
Salaried job ☑️ Apartment ☑️ A binch is thriving
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mr. binch
1 year
the scream i just screampt in this goodwill…99¢ each
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mr. binch
3 years
my parents are camping out west the next two weeks and i’m living for my moms pics featuring this stuffed ram (ramplestiltskin)
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mr. binch
7 years
reduce, reuse, recycle, RuPaul
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mr. binch
3 years
a bit of jupiter
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6 years
My favorite moment of work this weekend was when a customer asked me a question, I answered him, he got a confused look on his face, looked at the only guy on staff (with 5 people working!) who repeated exactly what I said, and then suddenly understood. Nice!
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2 years
i! want! soup!
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mr. binch
4 years
Pls don’t talk to me or my son ever again
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mr. binch
3 years
live footage of a drunk woman giving me the pep talk of my life and telling me no man deserves me
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mr. binch
4 years
O N B R A N D
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mr. binch
3 years
me? the secret child of owen wilson? big if true!
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1 year
i’ve never needed to know someone’s lore so desperately until now
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mr. binch
2 years
sensational
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mr. binch
1 year
i’m soooooo chicago-pilled rn
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mr. binch
4 years
Pro-tip: When the plant pot selection at the store isn’t quite ur ~aesthetic~...go check out the waste bins 😎 p.s. everyone meet snegolas
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4 years
cashed in my trust fund from 1999
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6 years
Some photos for my intermediate design final (product catalog)
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mr. binch
4 years
still wondering why I never heard back on this job app
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3 years
this is a very real sign i saw today
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mr. binch
4 years
I see your 3 year challenge and raise you a 7 year challenge
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