Bryan Safi @bryansafi Twitter profile

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Bryan Safi

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3 years

My dream is to luxuriate in a bath for one full day after a swat team descends on my frenemy.

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It was tasteless and deeply disturbing (my thoughts on Encanto)

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4 years

Patty!!

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4 years

Patty!

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I’m voting for Elizabeth Warren in the California primary.

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I’m voting for Elizabeth Warren in the California primary.

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4 years

Extremely popular opinion! The only truly perfect pop song is “She Wolf” by Shakira and I’m not even joking. I wish it had meant more to me earlier but now I can’t stop. It’s perfect.

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4 years

Me. But maybe actually me.

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4 years

There’s not been one day I haven’t thought about this cat acting behind Judi Dench as she sings the final song in the movie cats

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To the person who smashed in my car window today: I assume you’re a diehard fan and your devotion has moved me and I can’t wait to share a life together. Wow babe, here we go!

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I think about Allison Mack EVERY. WAKING. MINUTE.

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4 years

I’d like a closed casket at my funeral service next week.

Variety

@Variety

4 years

‘Judge Judy’ Will End After 25 Seasons, As Judy Sheindlin Preps New Show

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Bryan Safi

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4 years

Thank you Lori Loughlin. You’ve taught me to trust my gut, have faith in my daughters, and that if I just believe in myself it will always lead me to prison. ❤️

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Bryan Safi

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4 years

Thanks @jk_rowling ! Your violent words led me to donate to @TheOkraProject which supports Black Trans people (who are the most victimized people in America) and I did it all for you, babes!

Chris Schleicher

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Today I‘m donating to @TheOkraProject . “The Okra Project is a collective that seeks to address the global crisis faced by Black Trans people by bringing home cooked, healthy, and culturally specific meals and resources to Black Trans People.” Join me.

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4 years

Let's do this!

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4 years

PS I’ll be reading this for the entire quarantine. Perfection.

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4 years

Zoom in and read for a wild ride!!

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4 years

Happy #PRIDE Stonewall was a week-long riot led by Marsha P. Johnson-a black self-identified drag queen; Sylvia Rivera- a Latina self-identified drag queen; and Stormé DeLarverie- a black drag king. Right now, like then, there is only one side to be on.

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Watching @PeteButtigieg run and go so far was exciting and unexpected to see. Watching Chasten speak moved me and I would’ve loved seeing that as an unsupported gay kid. Whether you liked him or not, Congratulations. Go America. And go Dems!

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4 years

I'm so tired of the "Adele is unrecognizable!" story. Honey it's covid we're all unrecognizable.

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Bryan Safi

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4 years

The season finale of @911onFOX is on tonight! Tune in at 8/7c on FOX.

This 9-1-1 Finale Sneak Peek Shows the Emotional Aftermath of the Siege on Dispatch

In this exclusive sneak peek at 9-1-1's Season 3 finale, Maddie helps Josh create his victim impact statement about Greg

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Bryan Safi

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4 years

Instead of setting off fireworks why doesn’t everyone do what my sweet son does and practice the piano?

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4 years

What an absolute tragedy. She was a true American hero and this country owes her so much. She stayed in this fight for as absolute long as she could. And all I wanna do is punch a wall and get drunk.

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Now Biden - swing left and make shit stick. Progressives did not stay home for this election so lean the fuck left. And be ready to thank Black people in a visible, tangible way. And oh my god pay them back.

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4 years

Servers! What's the strangest request you've ever received? Mine was - "Two coffees BURNT. If they're not I'll have to take my pill."

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4 years

My dear friend @laurenlapkus is out of her fucking mind, a genius and a total star in this movie. Watch it and watch a powerhouse powerhouse-ing.

Netflix Is A Joke

@NetflixIsAJoke

4 years

This is an appreciation post for @laurenlapkus consistently doing THE MOST in The Wrong Missy 👏 Watch now!

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4 years

I have nothing in my pantry and I forgot to make my once every four years cigarette run so guess it's gonna be a frying pan to the face kinda night.

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4 years

now lock him up in the name of jesus I pray

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3 years

My jaw dropped as the Obamas walked through. Absolute and total perfection. They take my breath away.

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3 years

Thank you! West coast - it's a big ep for me tonight on @911onFOX !

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3 years

@bryansafi was a boss on tonight's episode! #911onFOX @911onFOX

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Was woken up with screams and honey I came right along with them

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It breaks my heart into pieces knowing she felt a duty to stay on the bench for us until the end. What dedication. Thank you for standing with us and for us as long as you possibly could.

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4 years

I just want to make it clear tonight that I will never EVER break up with my phone. I love you baby.

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Bryan Safi

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4 years

Today I vow to stop using exclamation points in my emails. I hate doing it and sometimes feel it's rude or curt if I don't, but it isn't. And I'm stopping. And this better be front page news tomorrow.

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4 years

Going to profile Costco for an upcoming Groceries episode. What are your tips and what's unmissable?

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3 years

I can't get over Amanda Gorman. I can't get over that this day actually came even when we knew it would. I am rooting so hard for 2021.

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4 years

Not obsessed that we’re having this conversation in 2020 but now it’s settled. And this was a fuck you to that shithead in a week when we needed it. Everybody hates you dude.

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4 years

Oh my god I am obsessed with this

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4 years

It's coming. And so will you.

Earwolf

@earwolf

4 years

Coming August 5th, @throwingshade ’s @gibblertron & @bryansafi are back with their new podcast: GROCERIES! It’s exactly what it sounds like. Bryan & Erin dish on all things groceries down to the parking and the peanut butter options. Check out the trailer:

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Thank you to Adele, Lisa Barlow and the helicopter currently hovering over my house. You've made the last twelve hours exhilarating, and my Monday is now truly fucked.

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4 years

Wait am I gonna be the next Senator from California???????

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Bryan Safi

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4 years

I legitimately think if you can get your family/parents/whomever to watch 13th on Netflix by @ava this weekend, it is an accessible and vital place to start. Just texted my parents. We're gonna talk about it on Sunday. Show me a parent who doesn't love Netflix.

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4 years

I still can’t believe people signed up for something called NXIVIXIXIVIXMIXIXIVVVIM.

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4 years

Fully. Committed.

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4 years

Love that @gibblertron and @bryansafi are fully committing to this rebrand! #Attitudes !

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Bryan Safi

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3 years

With that balcony performance Lady Gaga has low-key signaled a remake of Evita and the cold war with Madonna has reached its icy peak.

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4 years

What did Joe do??? He’s slaying this!

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4 years

Totally peaceful protest in Hollywood and no problem distancing either.

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3 years

Ugh J. Lo and Gaga looking flawless and dude comes in jeans. cool.

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4 years

I love everyone and if you can, GO TO A PROTEST because you don’t wanna look back and read about this and know you weren’t there and I love you and don’t if you can’t but do if you can and I love you.

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4 years

I can't believe this happened Olivia de Havilland was barely getting started!!!!

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4 years

AND THEN YOU PLAY WHITNEY HOW DARE YOU 😭😭😭

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3 years

😍🥳😀

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3 years

A Halloween costume that's just one giant high heel is impossible to find.

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Replaying Amanda Gorman for the rest of my life.

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4 years

This is the sort of fresh leadership we need!!!!

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4 years

2020 has upended a lot of things but at least there are still political ads like this one for a GOPer in OK-5

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All the anti-LGBT+ but secretly gay Republican Congressmen want to be Southern belles or have a "downstairs" staff and that's what is darkest of all.

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4 years

The best tweet anyone has ever sent me.

meags

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4 years

@bryansafi BRYAN the hot pocket heiress is involved in the Lori Laughlin scandal!!

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4 years

Here’s what we can do.

march mid-ness

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4 years

@bryansafi the american postal workers union has some good resources and can direct you right to your senators. phone numbers and email template and everything!

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Obsessed with Pence’s injectable work and the contour on the nose is fabulous. His lower lip work isn’t quite settled but the effort is there. He could walk right onto a Housewives reunion with no issue!

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4 years

Jumbled Karen Rowling.

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Bryan Safi

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4 years

Kimberly Guilfoyle screams that exact speech when she checks out of the grocery store, when she grabs a coffee, when she meets a newborn.

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3 years

It might happen again soon...

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3 years

I think about @bryansafi saying JOAAAAN any time I hear that name. I miss him and @gibblertron ON screen for the show. #Attitudes

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4 years

Obsessed that Mike Pence thinks that 8th grader who wrote the last question gets their info from “local news networks.”

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4 years

All I care about is when people use the word monies.

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I’m jealous of the baby in the opening credits of Great British Baking Show.

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Bryan Safi

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4 years

Send this to your parents white people.

bengarvin

@bengarvin

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"America has looted black people. America looted the Native Americans when they first came here, looting is what you do. We learned it from you. We learned violence from you. If you want us to do better, then damnit, you do better.” —Tamika Mallory, Nat. Co-Chair of Women's March

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Ladies and gentlemen, making history x 3...KAMALA HARRIS!

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Stonewall was a revolution that changed queer existence in America. Soon after a pandemic swept the community while the government did nothing. So now esp we white gays must FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT against injustice because anything else is a betrayal. #BlackLivesMatter #PrideMonth

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Just making sure people are more upset at wtf is going on with Roger Stone than they are at Democratic candidates they don’t like. Me included honestly.

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An ENORMOUS congratulations to all the LGBTQ+ candidates and their historic wins!! Including @SarahEMcBride , @MondaireJones , @TorreyHarris901 , @SamforGeorgia , @RitchieTorres , and @TaylorSmallVT . Follow them all! They broke serious ground and are definitive trailblazers.

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3 years

That 3x guilty fuck.

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4 years

Is #coronacation a thing yet? I'm at a coffee shop and everyone around me is planning vacations to Hawaii bc it's so cheap on the airlines now. Anyway, where are you going to celebrate death?

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4 years

Absolutely stunning moment

CBS News

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Vice President-elect Kamala Harris: "While I may be the first woman in this office, I will not be the last. Because every little girl watching tonight sees that this is a country of possibilities."

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Same show, new name. Throwing Shade is now Attitudes! Nothing you need to do, you’ll keep getting everything the same if you’re subscribed. 🎃

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Madam Vice President aka MVP Kamala Harris giving me every single chill.

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In my mind this whole time all Karen Pence has wanted is to be on Dancing with the Stars.

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I'm so here for the fact that GROCERIES got nominated with all these incredible podcasts for best comedy podcast. What a thrill!

The Podcast Academy

@podcastacademy

3 years

The #Ambies nominees are in! Here are the nominees for Best Comedy Podcast. Congratulations!! @culturekingspod @threedomusa @ConanOBrien @MattGourley @sonamov @jacquisneal @TigNotaro @bryansafi @gibblertron @paulscheer @MsJuneDiane @TeamCoco @earwolf @Stitcher @iHeartRadio

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Vote in November but we can't stop there! California is a blue state and this shit happens, Illinois is a blue state and this shit happens, Minnesota is a blue state and this shit happens. Vote the rights ones in and then hold their feet to the fire after they're in.

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I know we shouldn’t feel pressure to be creative but my mystery novel SHOES OF SIN is not gonna write itself!

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3 years

This is the stuff.

Saturday Night Live - SNL

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Bowen. Yang.

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Believe it babes.

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🚨This is not a drill! @bryansafi is in the second season of Saved by the Bell on Peacock!

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4 years

HILARIOUS that the protesters asking to stop the count in Detroit are wearing masks. so classic.

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Aftersun ruined my life!!!!! fucking incredible.

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Worth (safely) going out today. The joy is so infectious!

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This week @gibblertron and I play Tiffany Trump's best friends backstage telling her to just wing her Pride speech, and it's the most fun I've had in a very long time. Starts around the 20 min mark. "You've got this, girl!"

466: Tiffany Trump Pride Speech, Social Workers and LGBTQ Clients, Women's Rights Pioneers Monume...

On this week’s ATTITUDES! Bryan covers Tiffany Trump’s recent speech at a ‘Trump Pride’ event as well as a new rule in Texas allowing social workers to turn away LGBTQ and disabled clients. Then,...

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This is how we do it.

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I wore @bryansafi ’s wig to Zoom Birthday Brunch and it was a hit

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Is loving someone who lies the sign of a damaged person? Because Denise Richards has my heart y’all.

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People hate on me when I say it but recycling plastic is a myth and a joke. Just don’t use the stuff. TOP 5 ways to help the climate: 1. VOTE 2. VOTE 3. VOTE 4. Don’t eat meat (I do :/ ) 5. Don’t have kids (I have 20 :/)

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Love that Fox News already called Nevada. Had it. Officially.

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why thank you. My eyes have it!

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Josh Russo owned the 911 call center and last nite's episode #911onFOX @bryansafi

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We found the very best thing of 2020.

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Voted NO to the recall on my mail-in ballot today. Don't sleep on this, CA! Republicans are so revved up about this election and are counting on us not caring. Vote NO and mail it in! #VoteNoOnRecall

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Was Tiffany Trump giving us a callback to that time Lindsay Lohan danced in Mykonos? Because if so, DIVA queen gaga bitch honey!

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☠️

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The mail-in ballots arriving

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!!!

Queerty

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Congratulations to @bryansafi , @gibblertron , & @throwingshade , nominated for PODCAST at the 2020 #Queerties ! Vote for your favorites once a day until February 21st! 🏆

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Do-do you got a first aid kit handy because I'm officially ended

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👁️👀👁️

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Humbling

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4 years

In an effort to reach moderate voters with less than 100 days to go until the election, @jonlovett and @bryansafi get into the character of "salt of the earth straight bros" while phone banking. Let's see how this goes....

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if you haven't seen the excellent 60 Minutes segment from this weekend with @Sifill_LDF , here is the link to the segment. Watch it all the way through.

NAACP Legal Defense Fund president on why George Floyd's killing...

George Floyd's killing sparked two weeks of protests that were answered with a military response from the Trump administration. The president of the NAACP Le...

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Pitch to start calling Fire Island anti-mask circuit gays Kodys.

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I can barely shampoo without getting exhausted. John King’s right arm is the man I’m looking for.

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Is there a good resource to find out what action I can take re USPS? Is there someone to call? Text? Write?

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this is all i want

Kraft Mac & Cheese

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3 years

This Valentine’s Day, we’re giving 1,000 lucky lovebirds the chance to turn their mac and cheese into sweet, pink #CandyKraftMacAndCheese . To enter and see official rules, visit: . NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Ends 2/8/2021

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