Chris Schleicher @cschleichsrun Twitter profile

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Chris Schleicher

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4 years

I Marie Kondo’d so much of my wardrobe last year. And I’m here to tell you... I miss every piece of clothing. I think about them all the time. Don’t believe her. She is a chaos agent.

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It's that time of year again where I remind you all that there's no evidence in the text that the Monster Mash takes place on Halloween. It's just a fun party for monsters that could be in April for all we know.

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Is it an UNDERRATED CLASSIC or did you see it when you were 14?

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4 years

Every month there’s something I’m supposed to look for in the sky that only happens every 800 years.

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3 years

I want to become famous enough that when I die, my house gets turned into a little museum that no one really enjoys.

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I’m at a terrible age where I’m young enough to know what is in fashion but old enough to be like “I’m not gonna wear that.”

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6 years

VIVID GAY MEMORY FROM CHILDHOOD: Went to see Homeward Bound and was obsessed with Sassy the cat. Made sure to focus during the credits to see who was the voice. Wrote it down in my diary when I got home. “Sally Field,” I wrote to myself, “She’s one to watch.”

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3 years

Ah, I've reached that beautiful part of the writing process yet again...

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6 years

This is the FINAL time I will explain the difference between ice dance and pairs. Ice dancers have wider, U-shaped snouts, while pair skater snouts are more pointed and V-shaped. Pair skaters prefer saltwater habitats, while ice dancers inhabit freshwater marshes and lakes.

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3 years

Imagine writing a bop that slaps so hard that, for the rest of human history, no one even TRIES to write another song about hot cross buns.

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5 years

Mark my words, the villain in Toy Story 5 will be Marie Kondo.

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2 years

This will be the indelible image of the Beijing Olympics for me. Victory, but at what cost? The emotional well-being of minors callously disregarded. Why the hell are we even doing this sport if this is what a golden moment looks like? I am in tears tonight for figure skating.

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4 years

Every day of working from home

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7 years

Somewhere in Oklahoma an 8 year-old queer kid felt SEEN during that halftime show and that's political enough for me. 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈

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8 years

We forget that gay people gathering to celebrate is still a brave political act. Unspeakably sad for the brothers and sisters we've lost.

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6 years

I’m: ⚪️ Straight ⚪️ Gay 🔘 A star! And the audience loves me. And I love them. And they love me for lovin’ them and I love them for lovin’ me. And we LOVE each other. And that’s cuz none of us got enough love in our childhoods. And that’s showbiz... kid!

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1 year

SAG-AFTRA Lists Strike Rules for Members: No Premieres, Awards Shows, Social Media Promo, FYC Events and More

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Gays my age relating to GUTS… girl, you’re not Olivia Rodrigo, you’re Olivia Colman.

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6 years

How was Kevin Hart supposed to know that gay people are human beings who deserve respect in the year 2010?! LGBTQ equality was a foreign concept that hadn’t even been spoken of yet! I was still sharing a jail cell with Oscar Wilde back then!

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6 years

CHILD: Grandpa, I don’t believe you! ME: No, it’s true. Before Ryan Murphy, aging actresses were only allowed to perform in productions of CHICAGO.

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4 years

I think of myself as a good listener but I’m deeply uncertain which of my friends have siblings.

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3 years

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by dog ownership

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7 years

SLYTHERIN: I'm ambitious! HUFFLEPUFF: I'm loyal! RAVENCLAW: I'm smart! GRYFFINDOR: I'm "protagonist"!

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6 years

If someone comes out to you, PLEASE resist the urge to tell them you “already knew.” This isn’t going to earn you your Junior Sleuth badge, Nancy Drew! All you need to do is express your love and reassure them that you are an ally. #HappyNationalComingOutDay

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4 years

Me every day of quarantine

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7 years

Obamacare vs. American Healthcare Act

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8 years

Literally lol at anyone thinking they can scare our community. We already had to be gay teenagers. Nothing is scarier than that.

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7 years

Self-identifying as a Gryffindor is psychotic.

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5 years

Too many gender reveal cakes, not enough gender reveal escape rooms where the solution is “gender is a social construct.”

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6 years

1) I love musicals with all my heart. 2) I have never in my life wanted a TV show to do a musical episode.

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6 years

Was LOVE SIMON a squeaky clean rich fantasy of coming out? Sure. But it was also adorable and well-executed and surprisingly healing for me. It would have been so important to me at 16. I didn’t know I needed this type of content. Gay people deserve “comfort-food” movies too.

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3 years

One of the great stresses in my life is who I will do on Snatch Game on RuPaul’s Drag Race, no I do not do drag professionally nor do I intend to start

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3 months

RUPAUL: What would you tell a 4 year-old Christopher? (Shows photo of me as a child) AUDIENCE: Awwwww! ME: You must STOP 9/11! Make sure no one in the towers!! AUDIENCE: (silence) ME: Also, get the HPV vaccine hehe 😉

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7 years

I’m rooting for Saoirse to win the Best Actress Oscar, but I am excited by the possibility that if Frances McDormand wins, she would punch Casey Affleck onstage.

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7 years

GENIE: You have one wish left. May I suggest world peace? ME: I want to be in a movie where one of my lines is the title of the movie.

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2 years

You gotta admire Carmen Sandiego’s nerve. Girl would steal Mount Rushmore and be like, “you’ll NEVER find me! UNLESS you can figure out… the capital of France!!!” Then, softly whisper, “it rhymes with Maris.”

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4 years

Truly don’t understand “oops I didn’t shower today” culture on Twitter. Showering is the best part of my day? I would live in the shower if I could. Gonna start “oops I didn’t get out of the shower once today” Twitter.

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6 years

I feel like I just witnessed HOW NATHAN GOT HIS GROOVE BACK! Are you kidding me?!? SIX quads? He’s got such a brilliant career ahead of him. Can’t wait for Nathan Chen to get a couple World titles under his belt. That was a study in RESILIENCE.

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5 years

Considering that CATS is a musical about constantly announcing your own name, Jason Derulo is PERFECT casting.

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6 years

“Ugh, kids today are so narcissistic with their ‘selfies’ and Instagrams!” says the generation that would make their friends come to their homes and watch SLIDESHOWS of their vacations.

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5 years

Missing your hometown is straight culture.

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6 years

Straight guys get multiple channels devoted to sports 24 hours a day, but 4 hours a year was too much for the Oscars? Let me say it again for those in the back: THE 👏 OSCARS 👏 SHOULD 👏 TAKE 👏 AS 👏 LONG 👏 AS 👏 THE 👏 WORLD 👏 CUP 👏

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1 year

Forget about “Angela Bassett did the thing,” I’m obsessed with “Jamie Lee you are all of us” because it’s such a bad example? Her parents are movie stars and she’s a BARONESS.

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5 years

Kirsten Dunst’s character’s name in Mona Lisa Smile is ELIZABETH WARREN.

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6 years

I’m not sure the world will survive much longer so I need to finally say something that has been bugging me for a long time... GINGERBREAD MEN LIVING IN GINGERBREAD HOUSES IS LIKE HUMANS LIVING IN HOUSES MADE OF FLESH AND BONE.

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5 years

Me seeing FORD VS FERRARI with my family on Thanksgiving

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4 years

Thinking about how I’m too scared to ask for things I need in my life and how I should be more like the guy on Grindr who asked if he could come over and use my printer.

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7 years

Every day of 2017 I have felt like Kirsten Dunst at the Cannes press conference where Lars Von Trier said he was a Nazi.

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2 years

OSCAR OPENING PITCH: We see the reflection of the Dolby sign in a puddle. The reflection is pierced by a high heel stepping in the water. A hooded figure appears. She lowers her hood and smiles warmly. It is Nicole Kidman. "We come to this place for Oscars..." The crowd ROARS.

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8 years

Today we march for WOMEN ✊️

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5 years

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7 years

If you want a good look into who I am as a person, I was the kid in high school who didn’t understand why it was “fun” to have class outside. “Great, now there’s a wasp on my AP chemistry textbook.”

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2 years

Does every Lord of the Rings property have to be epic? I could really go for a drama about a marriage between elves that has gone sour and the chaos that ensues when they invite a young hobbit couple over for drinks.

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8 years

I deserve to be better at singing.

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4 years

I’m enjoying Drag Race Canada but it really lowers the stakes knowing that these queens all have healthcare.

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3 years

My side effects after the second vaccine shot

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5 years

- You were so drunk last night! - Oh no. How bad was I? - You were messier than a Nature Valley Oats ‘N Honey bar.

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8 years

"Donald, we've set the lowest debate expectations for you of all time. Just don't fail spectacularly." "Got it."

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3 months

The Dua album is perfect for the pool and beach and the pregame and the afters and the during

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4 years

For Halloween, Armie and I decided to dress up as the music video for our favorite song, “Can’t Get You Out of My Head” by @kylieminogue .

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8 years

The Vice President is about to be a man who thinks that he can "cure" me of being gay with the right amount of torture. Tomorrow we march.

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3 years

I hate songs like "I want a love where we FIGHT & KISS IN THE RAIN & GO CRAZY 4 EACH OTHER!" I want a love song like "I ask him where my charger is and he says 'what?' from the other room and I say 'my charger!' and he's like 'what?' and I yell 'MY CHARGER, YOU HAD IT LAST!'"

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Charli

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super into lying rn

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6 years

That long program, complete with a TRIPLE AXEL, from Mirai Nagasu was the epitome of COURAGE. No one would have blamed her if she left that element out for the team event. But NOPE, she went out guns blazing and made some American Olympic history! I still have goosebumps!

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7 months

Remake of Mean Girls from Aaron Samuels’ perspective called The Boy and the Heron

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5 years

The least powerful word in the English language is the word COMPACT written on a parking space.

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9 months

Station Eleven but it's just me and my friends roaming the post-apocalyptic countryside performing episodes of And Just Like That from memory.

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4 years

Melania’s review of The Parent Trap

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8 years

Day one of a four-year protest.

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6 years

People on social media are way too performative about their friendships. I could maybe name two of my friends’ birthdays. Meanwhile, other people are posting 7-part insta stories congratulating their friend’s parents on 32 years of marriage.

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5 years

I believe we need to end mass incarceration but I also believe in hard jail time for anyone who says “actually, we’ve already met” when you introduce yourself.

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6 years

I just greeted a friend with “my darling” and it confirmed my worst fear. I’m becoming Laura Linney in Love Actually.

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7 years

Please watch this speech. It brought me to tears. Thank you, Senator Hirono, for your passion and your courage on the floor tonight.

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7 years

If you watch one thing tonight, let it be this — @maziehirono gives a powerful, impassioned speech. Beyond words.

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6 years

I walk into Barnes & Noble and possibilities abound! Suddenly, a skeleton hand rests on my shoulder. An ice-cold whisper drifts into my ear, “You don’t even have enough time left to read all the books you already own...”

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3 years

Serbia wins the award for biggest improvement from recorded track to live performance. Our watch party lost it for LOCO LOCO! Nothing more powerful than three women of different hair colors coming together. #Eurovision

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5 years

My most bottom quality is that if I’m buying you a drink, I will always get what you’re getting to make things easier for the bartender.

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6 years

British people love asking “are you alright?” as a normal hello, not realizing that it triggers an “oh god do I not look alright?” reaction in Americans. I am nearly broken by weeks of this phrase.

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5 years

Spice World is a better comedy than Animal House.

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5 years

Baby Yoda is the same age as J Lo.

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4 years

DOCTORS: Don’t touch your face. ME: Got it! 👍 ALSO ME:

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6 years

I wish I had more gay role models like Adam Rippon when I was growing up in the sport. He has no responsibility to meet with a homophobe on a regular week, much less DAYS BEFORE the Olympics. Now go rock it, @Adaripp ! Queer excellence is the fiercest rebuttal to homophobia 💅🏼

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4 years

Kim K after dropping the private island pics

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7 years

CONGRATS HANDMAID'S TALE! CONGRATS HULU! I GOT TO SEE MARGARET ATWOOD ON THE EMMY STAGE! I GUESS THERE REALLY IS SOME ANGELS IN THIS CITY!

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3 years

I can’t wait to return to a world where a waiter tells me they “do things a little differently here” and then explains the concept of small plates to me 😭😭😭

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6 years

YES ADAM RIPPON! I could barely breathe for the length of that whole program. Young skaters, take note. You don't need a ton of flailing and bells and whistles to make a great program. Watch how Adam DREW US ALL IN with quiet simplicity. I adore that long program!

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5 years

DISNEY+: Nod along as your friends stan all the Disney Channel content you pretended to have seen in middle school when actually you didn’t have cable at home! 🙃✌️

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3 years

Please watch THE FATHER! It sounds like traditional Oscar fare but it actually has such a surprising disorienting structure that makes it singular. Anthony Hopkins does career-best work. One of my fave films of the year.

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1 year

What are Barbies if not Little Women?

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6 years

When are we going to give Brian Orser a gold medal for best coach? That man is responsible for so much of the magic in the sport today.

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5 years

Roxie Hart to the cops about Fred Casely’s body on her floor:

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6 years

HEMINGWAY: All you have to do is write one true sentence. Write the truest sentence that you know. ME: ABBA is better than The Beatles.

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8 years

I don't think of it as "getting older." I think of it as "getting closer to playing Blanche in A Streetcar Named Desire."

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7 years

The most relaxing thing about The Great British Baking Show is knowing that all the contestants have healthcare.

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2 years

You know when your parents say not to cross your eyes because you could get stuck like that? Austin Butler is the vocal version of that.

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DOC NYC

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Which documentary greatly impacted you? How did it impact you? 🌟

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2 years

What if we kissed on the…

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5 years

We should all aspire to Miranda Richardson’s personal life section on Wikipedia.

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3 years

The Arclight can't close before I've fulfilled my destiny of falling down that massive staircase to my death!!! 😭

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2 years

Jason Brown's "Sinnerman" program will be studied by choreographers for years to come. A perfect marriage of music and choreo, every move has a purpose and intention. He's not a medal contender without a quad, but goddamn that is some artistic excellence out there! #BEIJING2022

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