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@jacquisneal
Jacquis
4 years
I'll never forgive white people for making Joe Rogan anything more than that dude that use to host Fear Factor
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4 years
Pass it on. CVS is doing free Covid-19 testing in LA. The location in Burbank has a drive thru. A few others do as well. If you've protested, please get tested soon. Covid-19 disproportionately affects the black community, and beyond that, I want you all healthy and alive
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5 years
Oh shit, 3 POC hosts in a row!
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🎁 𝐃𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐦𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐒𝐡𝐨𝐰𝐬 🎁
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Jacquis
4 years
Lot of upset white men commenting. My heart is full 😊❤
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3 years
Even hotter take: No one should live in poverty.
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5 years
@penfire666 @KemziLinzi I don't think embracing someone asking to take a picture with you is disrespectful, in theory. But choosing to still respect their personal space is smart because it is thoughtful.
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3 years
A year into Biden. He's been garbage on covid and has offered literally no relief. Lied about stimulus $, student loans and min wage. Can't get voting rights or his big legislation passed. Dude got the most votes ever and was given both chambers of Congress and has done nothing.
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3 years
So wait. Now weed is a performance ENHANCING drug? I swear y'all will say anything in the name of racism
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2 years
@sydthekid2430 Hulu is the dependable will never let you down one. Apple TV is the next big thing. HBO MAX is the champ right now. Meanwhile Netflix can't even make the playoffs
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4 years
And they are so bad at insults too
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5 years
USA: ONE $1200 check. Even though the hardest hit places have an average rent cost well above that per month. Canada: $2k/mo for 4 months. I have nothing clever to say. Our country just plain sucks
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@KemziLinzi Smart man
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3 years
@wcarter1020 The amount of people in this thread taking this way too seriously is hilarious. I swear how do y'all function
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4 years
Things I learned today... Nothing. This was pretty much the expected response. Well, I did learn I'm the type of nigga that gets mad when non black people call me nigga, and that is frowned upon. Didn't know that...
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5 years
@CozyKidRich The effort they gave this man was disrespectful. Dope costume, spot on rendition, and they can't even sing Spongebob off camera...
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3 years
@abbygov But did you find a black guy that's gonna be replaced with another black guy the next time you see them?
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Jacquis
5 years
@OregonProgress "I hate you hooman"
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Jacquis
4 years
Anyone in politics should be forced to retire at 70. The maximum age to run for President should be 62. No body should be making any possibly long standing decisions for a world they'll be leaving in 10-20 years. I don't care if this is ageism.
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3 years
She was like "the penis candy was concerning, but a black dick is a bridge too far"
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🚨URGENT ALERT🚨
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4 years
So Aunt Becky got 2 months for cheating and buying her daughter into college. But Tanya McDowell got 12 years for "stealing education" for sending her kid to school in a different district, while homeless... Have mercy
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3 years
People who put their carts in the cart return fuck better. Sorry I don't make the rules
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4 years
Honestly, 6ft is how far we should be standing from each other regardless of Covid. Fuck outta my personal space
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5 years
This woman right here is worthy of your look and your vote. Every progressive saying, "she's good, but her policy ain't as strong as Bernie", I say to you, she keeps proving you wrong.
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Elizabeth Warren went on The View and explained her wealth tax and what it would pay for (free college, student debt forgiveness, universal childcare) so well that the crowd went wild. She really knows how to shut down the Republican “bUt HoW aRe YoU gOnNa PaY fOr It?” nonsense.
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4 years
I truly feel sorry for the kids of today who'll never know Pizza Hut use to be IT
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Remember when Pizza Hut pan pizzas were basically a goddamn culinary delicacy? They’d bring them out in a real fucking skillet that was piping at about 700 degrees Fahrenheit right as your third song kicked in on the jukebox after you’d played a game of Galaga. We were kings.
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4 years
Chadwick Boseman literally changed the course of so many young black people with his art. Brought our heroes to life all while fighting for his. The strength of that man. A King. His legacy is secure.
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4 years
@ellorysmith If we would've shut down for 3 months and paid everyone and businesses to stay afloat. This would've been over in July and would've been way less expensive.
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4 years
They are going to exclusive blame black people for the looting and fires at the Grove and Rodeo Drive in LA to lessen what we're fighting for. Please don't fall for that narrative. Please spread the narrative wide and far that the majority aren't black.
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Jacquis
2 years
Laci: How y'all know what I look like??? Also Laci:
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SCAM GODDESS
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I get recognized from my podcast more than any tv or film thing I’ve done. I’m always confused cause that’s not a visual medium lmao how y’all know what I look like???
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@tessplease @KevinTPorter @Blacktress Damn, Kev letting his secrets out like
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4 years
I don't talk about my own mental health often. But I'm finally on the other side of a 9 day anxiety episode. By far the worst of my life. I've had multiple panic attacks. Heart rate raced to 140 at rest. Urgent Care visits. Broke down and sobbed 3 times (this never happens)...
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3 years
How many episodes you think it would take for Ted Lasso to rub off on Logan Roy? +/- 6
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Jacquis
4 years
Allow me to let you in on a little something. No black person alive would pull a knife on multiple cops and think they're walking outta there alive. A KNIFE. NONE. Not only was he not armed with a knife, in no way was he threatening with it.
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4 years
If black folks started storming an Auto Zone, they'd be beating and shooting our ass. But White supremacists can storm the Capitol. God Bless the USA
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4 years
@ChicagoBears @andydalton14 I'm beginning to think it's a team rule to only have white QBs, mediocre at best and especially when you have a chance to get talented QBs of color. It's the only explanation. I fucking hate this organization.
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4 years
@ms_fishscale You're stupid and deserve this dragging
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@jayhastings79 @ayoarati @HeywoodTrey LeBron singlehandedly boosted the economy in Cleveland when he was there. He was a job creator, and opened a school that'll help kids succeed better financially in life...
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4 years
I just saw a white man whitesplain Martin Luther King Jr to MLK's own son. This is the straw. I gotta log tf off for a bit ✌🏿
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4 years
@NetflixIsAJoke He spends 27 minutes telling us we don't need to hear from him, but my soul needed those 27 mins. We may not need him. But I'm glad he's here
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4 years
I can't believe that a year ago we were so bored of being in the house for all of ONE WEEK we decided to collectively watch Tiger King
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4 years
All this started because the police, who could take getting yelled at by white people about haircuts, can't take being yelled at about killing black people. So they escalated, and people responded. Make no mistake. The cops started all of this.
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4 years
It's my birthday. It's been a pretty shitty month. So I'll definitely take a little love!
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I don't really mention this because it feels smaller and laughable compared to other friends accomplishments around me. But I'm trying to be more proud of myself. I voiced two television shows on Netflix last year. Something to smile about at least
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3 years
This what makes me mad. Instead of giving us the inclusivity we really need in shit that matters. They do this and make the entire struggle look foolish, contrite, and unnecessary. And those that oppose real change can point to shit like this to say how "ridiculous" we are
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M&Ms characters to become more inclusive
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3 years
Is it bad that when I see a white person wearing clothing with the American flag on it, I 100% assume they were at the Capitol on Jan 6th
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3 years
Trans kids and the trans community deserve better. The people of Texas deserve better than it's leadership
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3 years
They made the story of David and Goliath sound so epic bc Goliath was a giant. But in reality David was probably like 5ft and Goliath was 6'7 and he just hit that dude at point blank range in the head with a rock
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4 years
I can't wait for Republicans to whole heartedly tell us to mourn and never forget 9/11, like we aren't losing a 9/11 worth amount of people every 48 hrs
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4 years
I'm watching 27 year old episodes of Supermarket Sweep and it's the most fun I've had during the Covid times
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3 years
@MichaelaOkla This would be a literal nightmare. All these heauxs deserve to be jailed.
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Jacquis
4 years
Told my grandma WAP stood for We Are Protected (by Christ)
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4 years
@ContraPoints It's hilarious how anti black this post is and all the white people just loving it. I swear y'all tell on yourself all the damn time
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Jacquis
3 years
Just got my 3rd dose of Moderna. Side effects are I'm 5 inches taller and never lose arguments anymore
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3 years
They really trying to question if this black woman is qualified when 2 years ago they confirmed the most unqualified white woman in history. The racism is televised
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3 years
One thing I hate hearing about MLK is that 'he gave his life'. No he was murdered at the age of 39. I'm sure he wasn't ready to "give his life" at 39. His life was taken from him
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@homeboidee If all my bills paid and I only got $30 to my name until my next check. I'm still financially struggling. But do I not deserve to go see my friends, have one drink and have fun for a little bit. Go see a movie to enjoy a little life. It's levels to this dawg
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@jaluandura @IronThroneMemes You clap at the end of a table read. It's pretty customary
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5 years
@bhakshanam This low-key bop
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3 years
Recording day 1 of my first animated feature film voiceover tomorrow and just very overjoyed at the things I've been able to do lately 😭
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5 years
Imagine how stir crazy you feel from just a WEEK of this. Now imagine how someone who's been in jail (isolation) for years for weed charge. A drug just deemed essential business
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Jacquis
4 years
Happy Father's Day to the men that raised me
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5 years
If those 3 black dudes being framed by the Dallas police for Joshua Brown's murder actually go to prison, that's be 5 black men lives Amber Guyger ended in 1 night. And she'll be free in 10 years
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5 years
@ellorysmith I thank God for depressed people everyday then if that's how we get bread
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4 years
Ok, this is the funniest shit I've seen in months.
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4 years
I can't believe we let Trump win in 2016 and he's appointed 3 Supreme Court judges. THREE. Decades worth of damage because of the "lesser of two evils" argument. Don't make the same mistake
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Is it possible, and hear me out, that she just got her ass beat by a better woman
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“I have never been hit so hard in my life. It’s up to the IOC to judge.” Italy’s Angela Carini after lasting just 46 seconds against Algeria’s intersex athlete Imane Khelif. Biological firestorm at Paris Olympics.
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5 years
The official police officer oath
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3 years
Me and mom tried to go to my grandma house to surprise her and she was grocery shopping. So we went to the grocery store to surprise her. My mom has lived in Chicago her whole life and moved in 2019. So this was a great reunion after a hell year GET VACCINNATED
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4 years
@ladiirose007 So wait. You mad they CLEAN?
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7 shots in the back to an unarmed black man is worth more than 1000 windows, 50 buildings, and thousands of dollars in merch. Loot and the burn that bitch to the ground...
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3 years
This how Tom Cruise be running in movies
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@queeersocialist @BreeNewsome I've just come to the conclusion that a lot of these white progressives are lost. The privilege y'all have is astounding. And also, you just don't get it. So many black and brown people are begging y'all to hear them, and the refusal to hear them is astounding
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3 years
You know what feels good? Paying off ALL of your debt and becoming debt free! So I'm feeling good today.
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And even if you feel like it does, it's ok to be weak. I'm good, I'm ok. My health is good. I don't need tips or anything. I just need you all to know, shit gets hard. But your strength is so much stronger than you think. ❤
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Yo brain: "it'll only be a tiny fart. Nobody gonna hear it..." Yo ass:
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3 years
@lesbottt @mariokartdwi This is dumb and not at all what people are saying
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Am I the only one that don't believe this nigga
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5 years
All y'all laughed at me and my bidet. Well who's laughing now, with ya non toilet paper having asses
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Jacquis
4 years
Hmm, interesting. Because this is what some officers are throwing at black people... You stop, then we'll stop.
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2 years
Like many other things white people and corporations have gotten ahold of Juneteenth. I give it 10 years before, like Cinco de Mayo, it's a drinking holiday for white people
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4 years
Parents be tagging you with shit forever. You try and cheat at Uno when you're 5 years old, and parents will be like, "you better watch him, you know he be cheating at games" when you're 34
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I promise you aren't ready for the end reveal. I promise
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@bunnylovveess @RBiakpara You shoulda left this in your damn mind
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@TheEllenShow Black people. Not people of color. Black people.
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4 years
You are required to say you had a blast anytime you are a guest on somebody's podcast. This is the law
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I feel like y'all missing the point. It's not that Ben Shapiro hates sex and vulgarity. He hates black women... There's a difference
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I had surgery today and I'm in pain. So I need this pick me up
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3 years
The owner of a company I use to manage FOUR years ago just reached out to me to ask if I remember the passcodes to the company iPads. Children, anyone can own a company.
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In America, the work week should be 30hr max, minimum wage should be $20. And everyone should be given at least 4 weeks paid vacation every year.
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I do stuff with @dropout
@GameChangerSam
Game Changer 👐
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🎶 The idea of Christmas…🎶 🎄 #MakeSomeNoise ( @ZacOyama / @TheLisaGilroy )
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I'm 35 today! Tell me the good word, happy energy today!
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@BigEwe1 @justmartindale It didn't go over her head. It was stupid
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I don't wanna hear "she's a cop" from white folks who's uncle was probably casually dropping the n-word at the Thanksgiving table 5yrs ago and you weren't saying shit
@burncoryburn
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hey white liberals/progressives/leftists: we need to see more of y’all echoing stuff like this and less of that “but she’s a cop” drivel. we know her past... she knows her past. just stop.
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Just gonna throw this out there. Mitch McConnell is more dangerous than Trump and it's IMPERATIVE he loses power of the Senate. Like equally, if not more, imperative than Trump's loss
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Goliath was probably just 6'5" in a time when the average height was 5'5", and he got busted on the head with a rock for it. That dude was a victim
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@wiggins_dakoda Spongebob gives us the greatest memes
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@patzello @genxgmom If that's a red flag for you, then you're a terrible manager. You have no idea their situation at any previous job and yet before they even start for you YOU'VE deemed them unreliable. You're the red flag
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