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jeff

@brokenPrime

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I can quit Twitter any time I want... (stop laughing, I totally can). Retweets mean "I read the headline". Not an influencer, but I should be.

Joined May 2011
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8 years
"Countries don’t recover from being taken over by unstable authoritarian nationalists...left or right" - @adamgopnik :
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@stucam7771 @DesignationSix Stu, Stu, Stu...you're not even close. Each year we also have to pay unknown copays and deductibles which sometimes apply and sometimes don't before our instance kicks in and agrees to pay half the cost.
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@stucam7771 @DesignationSix Then the insurance will only pay each bill up to the unknown "usual and prevailing" amounts, which they make up and keep secret. Is simple.please get it right, k?
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@stucam7771 @DesignationSix Also it's extra for eye insurance (apparently our eyes are not part of, you know, being healthy or something) and dental insurance.
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@KellyScaletta Nobody ever went 8.5 months pregnant and then said on a whim "You know what, I change my mind". Absolutely nobody. Not even one exception.
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@dancohen2 @BadMedicalTakes I think I'm learning more about vaccines in this thread than ice ever learned before. I hope everyone's not being sarcastic on me.
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@stucam7771 @DesignationSix Oh sheesh, I forgot to explain how billing for pharmaceuticals works.
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@stucam7771 @DesignationSix ...except on Tuesdays.
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@poppy_haze @PatrickAKarlson Where's the "They have a right to own guns and defend themselves in their home" crowd now?
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2 years
@Rschooley Counterpoint: In light of Grassley's tweet that Pence wouldn't be in the building, the Secret Service has a duty to explain why they were trying to take him out of the building.
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4 years
@NilesGApol 34 against... SMH
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@CharlesMBlow You left that having five children with three different women. But who's counting?
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5 years
@WFLA Gotta find a womanto blame.
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2 years
@MattWalshBlog You're not really up to speed on this internet thingie yet, are you?
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@thegallowboob I'm sure the cat could tell he was acting. I'm not saying the cat would react any different if he was really drowning, I'm just saying the cat could tell.
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5 years
@andylassner But how do we keep #PresidentPussyAssBitch from trending?
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4 years
@slpng_giants @slpng_giants_pt It's possible Brazil needs sleeping giants even more than the US.
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4 years
@ParkerMolloy I went back and listened to Abrams' speech. She acknowledged Kemp's victory but didn't concede that he had won fairly. That is not equivalent to what Trump is doing.
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@NYinLA2121 @TheFreds Too sexy for an elementary education, for sure.
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3 years
@ZTPetrizzo MyPillow genius didn't know that you're supposed to follow a sensational claim with a whole new, totally different sensational claim so people stop talking about your first one.
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5 months
@Acyn Too bad massie isn't part of some sort of legislative body where he could introduce meaningful legislation.
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6 years
@Comey You coulda saved the money by not destroying HRC's campaign...twice
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@ukraine_map @WarMonitor3 Yeah, and the US used technology developed in Israel for those interceptors. In fact, just about all ballistic intercept tech is Israel based. Nevermind Israel's ability to breach foreign government's computer systems.
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5 years
@hey_leia @andylassner Needs clarification. Are we *supposed* to think about #PresidentPussyAssBitch or so *not* think about #PresidentPussyAssBitch ?
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6 years
@MEPFuller And yet he doesn't suspect Jared Kushner.
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@gnuman1979 I'm no mechanic, either, but he did live long enough to post it to social media.
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2 years
@y2roby @Redistrict There's a hidden benefit, too. In the (OK, unlikely) event that the '24 election is thrown to the House of Reps, they will vote by state delegation. Peltola flips the whole AK delegation to Dem.
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@Angry_Staffer @Stealthgirl21 They should give the corrupt, leaky pols bad info individually, then see which bad info leaks and then arrest Matt Gaetz (cuz he's the one who'll leak).
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2 years
@jacobbogage @taylormtelford "There's no need for unions" they said. "Companies won't abuse their workers" they tell us.
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3 years
@maxasteele Aren't you supposed to have a middle tweet with a lot of obfuscation and misdirection before doing a 180?
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3 years
@TomCottonAR I didn't get anything from your tax cut to rich people.
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2 years
@ChayaRaichik10 "Disavowing" violence while doing things that encourage it does not count. Apologizing while punching someone in the face does not make you less culpable.
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7 years
@strickland_carl @goldengateblond They know we read. They think their supporters don't. (They're right.)
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5 years
@PaulGottinger It's almost as if he's been full of shit since day 1.
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4 years
@atrupar Don't make fun of him, he's got a drinking problem
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@Anti_SS_69 @JKPreachersgirl Obviously you got the one with the Bill Gates Chip
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3 years
@michelina_000 Elect two more Democratic senators in 22. He's going to need a little help from the rest of us though.
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1 year
@AlexBerenson "The vaccine needs a booster" is not the same as "the vaccines failed within months". Also, you're a terrible, cruel person.
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@TheRealHoarse @NotHoodlum @tonic516 He just didn't want himself to go to jail for breaking the law. They agree on everything else.
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6 years
@TheRickWilson Wow, that's some close connection. Meanwhile, Justice Kennedy's son being Kushner's personal banker... no biggie.
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4 years
@davidmweissman Wow, you actually believed that? Right-wingers are so gullible.
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@MuellerSheWrote @AtTheHague Does he know that we can all see the dates on her thread?
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@ItsYvonneChase @ninaturner @QueenMD202X Well, she was raped. But since you all failed to prevent that, how 'bout we let her continue her childhood and education without having to breastfeed during algebra... Oh wait, you'll probably outlaw public breastfeeding, too.
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@pludger I once knew a nurse who worked in an abortion clinic. She told same story: The anti-abortionists would protest the clinic, sneak in for an A, then go back out to join the protest. She also said No, they never took pics of the Anti-Abortionists on the examining table.
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4 years
The right thing for the GOP to do is agree that racism, white supremacy and domestic terrorism is bad.
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It's bizarre. Biden called out racism, white supremacy, and domestic terrorism. Republicans promptly decided that in condemning those things, Biden was actually talking about them. This may seem like standard bad faith. But there's a deeper ploy here:
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@SykesCharlie @RadioFreeTom Remember how they treated BLM when they marched across the same bridge?
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I have no idea who this is, but this is f'n HILARIOUS: Lie Witness Jews
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4 years
@cfclark @alanfeuer This is probably not even an exaggeration. My pets always know to at least keep their head and trail down when doing something nefarious.
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@hulibow @ScottMStedman And here we all thought he was just doing normal blame shifting.
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@AshaRangappa_ It's hearsay, anyway.
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@EricBoehlert They were in favor of Clinton's impeachment, yet never called for Trump's.
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@ShawnReynolds_ @NBCNews @chloe_aatkins @adamreisstv What? He didn't act tough? OMG I hope there's video
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@duty2warn That's right! And that means that the SCOTUS is violating our (that is, Jews) rights by not enforcing the right to abortion.
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@MollyJongFast Also, they relied on the socialist fire department to put it out.
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@scrotus2024 @libbybakalar @variable10and2 You mean "men stopped restricting her". You're welcome. Also, women did fight for their equality at least as much as men "gave" it to them.
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@srl So basically, the DOJ is inviting our fine, completely-non-partisan Supreme Court to rule that the law is unconstitutional. And please spare me the replies about how they can't invalidate it or stuff like that.
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@duty2warn Just like Christine Blasey Ford had to do.
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@tonyposnanski And I'm not really convinced she graduated college unless I see the long form
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@PaulSonne @digby56 Kind of like invading your neighbor?
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@lindyli Reality Winner did 5 years for a single document.
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@RadioFreeTom If it's any consolation, there's probably gonna be a shortage of crow as soon as we all go through our old tweets.
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@Olivianuzzi @NYMag He's doing it to get his dad a pardon from state crimes. But he can't say that aloud.
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@AndyBCampbell So he's admitting he's hateful. Good to know.
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@kadje_k @duty2warn Not a screw up. There is no way they screwed up the script. They changed the policy after getting feedback from his rich friends.
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@erincfc @NoLieWithBTC I was one of those who thought that. Silly me!
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@soychicka @realDonaldTrump I looked three times
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@Amy_Siskind Missing a vote that needs 60 to pass is tantamount to a No vote.
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@RawStory I don't really care (do you)?
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@NormOrnstein @PACRONYM What about Cliff, from "Cheers"?
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@Angry_Staffer He's going to tie it up in court. How is this confusing?
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@kenvogel @RudyGiuliani @JoeBiden Big question is what is he giving in return?
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@reitmansreally @michelleisawolf @whca What they're really angry about was her comment that the media profited and continues to profit from trump
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@BillKristol Yeah, Congress should do something about a President violating it's rules... oh... wait a minute.
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The answer is simple!
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Corey Ryan Forrester First of His Name
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I’m a 42 year old Republican who works hard and pays my taxes and what Joe Biden said is DISGUSTING
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@WASJAPPIN @LinkofSunshine You should hold off on the condescension when what you think you know is diametrically opposite of the truth
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@MichaelArt123 @AWorldOutOfMind But... But... But...Hillary's emails!!!
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@NumbersMuncher One question: Why were theyeven asking this rigged-game show host about politics.
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@mtsthelen @ashleyn1cole Fallon caught a groove? Had me fooled
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@Angry_Staffer @hmajerik But some career folks are secretly very partisan. See: Comey, Rosenstein, and more.
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@DavidFxa @Smpwns @FightToWin2020 And fake Groucho Marx nose and glasses
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@CaslerNoel @realDonaldTrump They also haven't put together his taxes story.
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@Mlungu19311451 @ImpishPartier @JewishWonk Yo, you going for the new record for most lies in one tweet? I think you just tied it.
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@NYMag I suspect it's had a big revenue drop since January.
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@RadioFreeTom
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"Why didn't Putin complicate the life of a president who was already his lap dog," asks the guy who's now making a career out of pretending not to understand things
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@olex_scherba I've got a hundred bucks says they had to give the coats back once the cameras shut off.
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@ElieNYC @TiffanyDCross He was nominated for the same reason they nominated that black guy whose name I don't remember to run against Obama back in his Senate days. They'll nominate any black guy to run against a black guy. It seems like an admission of their racism, but I can't quite articulate it.
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@EisenhowerMaga Men who don't get consent are the dangerous situation.
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@Dem_Soc_Dem_S Are you talking about Ukraine? I agree with you (although I'm no expert on the subj.).
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@page88 Narrator: He voted for Trump.
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@docrocktex26 They hated Hillary more than they liked democracy.
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@chris_notcapn @MalcolmNance Did he just admit that he's a racist for money or am I misunderstanding something?
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@davidmweissman @TomiLahren TBF, she probably didn't dialog with anyone at all.
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@MericanDaddy It's the same people finding out every few years. They keep forgetting.
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@MuellerSheWrote I thought we all moved onto "the former defeated guy", or TFDG.
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@bad_histories If I was a witch and you were beating me (with, say a stick or board), where do you think that stick would really end up?
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@slpng_giants @willsommer He hasn't set them back at all. He's set the bar low enough that other GOPers can pretend to be nice while implementing regressive and authoritarian policies.
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