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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

POV: it’s 2024 and you meet someone with more than four kids in the USA

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

3 months

I got pulled over for speeding this evening. The officer did a double take when I rolled the window down. He paused. Then he simply said, "Make haste, slowly." Grinned solemnly. And walked back to his cruiser. I didn't catch his name but blessings be upon Utah's finest.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

11 months

I got pulled over for speeding this afternoon. The officer did a double take when I rolled the window down. He paused. Then he simply said, "Make haste, slowly." Grinned solemnly. And walked back to his cruiser. I didn't catch his name, but blessings be upon Utah's finest.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

How will Christian Nationalist Boroughs take over the world? As some of your own poets have said, 10% luck 20% skill 15% being in the center of God’s will 5% pleasure 50% pain 100% reason to remember Christ’s Name Like this if we should drop a New Christendom mixtape.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

11 months

POV: you're a dink. 1. Your dogs won't be at your funeral 2. Your cats will eat you if you die at home 3. You will pay other people's children to care for you as you age 4. Strangers will inherit your beautiful home 5. You're selfish and barren, but it's not too late to repent.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

6 months

If this gets 5k likes @newvangelicals and @haymes_joshua have to conduct a boxing match for charity. -On July 4th (both love freedom) -5 rds (one per Sola) -16 oz gloves (rookies) -live-streamed on X

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

Grown men should not play video games or golf excessively. It causes their family to suffer in exchange for shallow, earthly glory. The female equivalent of this is a masters degree. Who knew that call of duty and a masters degrees had so much in common.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

5 months

To cap off the conference weekend, there will be a bareknuckle boxing tournament in @Eric_Conn ’s garage tonight. Weigh-ins start at 11pm. First bout starts at midnight. Your sons must be at least fifteen to fight. No shirts. No cell phones. Leave em in your car.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

What if @ostrachan is a psyop to unite us? It’s like inception, but Di Caprio is shorter.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

Honestly, feeling defeated right now. Does this mean I won or lost? He apparently didn’t like my Afghanistan tweet.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

6 months

…if this gets 100 likes, @newvangelicals and @haymes_joshua have to play Nintendo 64 James Bond slappers only for charity -First to 6 wins -After 6 kills they will rest -Color Commentary by @Eric_Conn and @BonifaceOption -live streamed on Canon+? -in a Waffle House parking lot

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

3 months

This is why we can’t have nice things.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

7 months

I’d like to announce my next album: Middle-Hearth Songs A concept album exploring how, in our current age, we need more Tookish men, feminism has destroyed the souls of Dwarf women, and Baptists/Presbys must forge an alliance like elves & men.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

1 year

This middle school dude walks up to me at church the other day. Introduces himself. Shakes my hand and makes solid eye contact. Then calmly asks, "If I write a song about Daphne that's better than yours, may I have her hand in marriage?" What would you reply?

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

white boy summer.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

1 year

My music is the gateway drug to postmillenialism and probably your next homebirth too. You are welcome.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

7 months

@Eric_Conn is the @Nickelback of Christian Twitter. 1. Everyone loves to hate him. 2. He’s still gonna sell out stadiums. 3. He reminds lefties of what they really are. 4. It’s not like him to say sorry. Thoughts?

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

3 months

All I want is to be in the light.

Brian Sauvé

@Brian_Sauve

3 months

I think about this about once a month.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

5 months

Dear SBC, "Let your women keep silent in the churches, for they are not permitted to speak; but they are to be submissive, as the law also says." Sincerely, The Apostle Paul

Eric Conn

@Eric_Conn

5 months

Dear SBC, "I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet." Sincerely, The Apostle Paul

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

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you should baptize your infants in fluoride free water.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

7 months

Courteous Reader: After spending time in Texas with @rightresponsem , I have decided to become a Baptist. The Church leadership has been praying through this and we decided to wait until the day after Easter to inform you all, that His name may in all things be glorified. Amen.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

@PerfInjust @ScottAniol Keep warm and well fed, my fellow Americans.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

Space Psalms. First Space Borough. New Christendom.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

1 year

@ostrachan We need fewer spaces between our tweets.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

“The left wants the summer, but not the white boy. The right wants the white boy, but not the summer.” Am I doing this right? I feel like he just tried to unburden us from what has been…

Josh Daws

@JoshDaws

4 months

This is beyond dumb. The left wants the kingdom?! What part of God’s kingdom involves the murder of the unborn and transing kids? The right wants the king?! Um. Have you been paying attention? 2012 Keller called. He wants his talking points back.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

@haymes_joshua @ostrachan @rightresponsem @refredpill Moderated discussion is not the Gospel. Nor is it New Testament Christianity.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

7 months

Everyone, please calm down. Steven Furtick’s pink sweater only cost around $799 prior to inflation/covid. My brothers and sisters in Christ, use critical thinking before you judge.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

3 months

I’m a dude playing a dude… Probably gonna go black on twitter for a while after that one. For Ogden.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

7 months

5. He is a voice for thousands of disaffected young men.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

Should’ve seen it coming.

Biblical and Reformed

@reformedhg

4 months

:)

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

you’re welcome.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

11 months

in honor of Taylor Swift being time person of the year.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

And if you’re playing call of duty in yoga pants - shame on you. This will be illegal in New Christendom.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

6 months

Follow Up Idea: @Eric_Conn and @wadestotts start a weekly show called “Waffle House Parking Lot” where they just read and comment on tweets… filmed in a Waffle House parking lot…

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

Potential mixtape names for New Christendom hip hop: 1. Get Christendom, or Die Tryin’ 2. CNWA: Christian Nationalists With Attitude 3. FTP: Feed the Patriarchy 4. Will the real Israel please stand up?

Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

How will Christian Nationalist Boroughs take over the world? As some of your own poets have said, 10% luck 20% skill 15% being in the center of God’s will 5% pleasure 50% pain 100% reason to remember Christ’s Name Like this if we should drop a New Christendom mixtape.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

1 year

a few weeks ago, I totally threw the city of Dallas under the bus. I would like to apologize. I should have checked my Mountain Town Privilege. I promise to do the work of better understanding that not every town in Christendom will be a beautiful mountain town like Ogden.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

Oh blessed be the Lord, my strength, who trains my hands for war.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

3 months

@tompawnbadil @ERLC @LeatherwoodERLC ERLC = Denethor

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

Wearing pit vipers and anonymous tweeting are the closest we will ever get to being Batman. #WhiteBoySummer

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

7 months

@rightresponsem Christ is King. The Christian Prince will be Baptist. I thought we had a deal.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

Meesta. Socially conservative? Beautiful places like Afghanistan and Gaza are probably the most socially conservative countries out there. Congrats on missing the point.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

3 months

Calm down. Kamala Harris is NOT the anti Christ. I’m pretty sure satan would never pick a woman for that.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

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early church was 100% fluoride free. prove me wrong.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

laugh out loud

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

3 months

Wow. That was strange.

Brian Sauvé

@Brian_Sauve

3 months

@1689Cryptochad That is... uncanny.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

The stars at night, are big and bright…

Shane Morris

@GShaneMorris

5 months

Light pollution is a spiritual problem and the fact that millions of people never get a proper look at the stars may be a demonic plot to make unbelief easier.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

1 year

all this talk about physical fitness... true confession here: sometimes I daydream about smashing my guitar over the head of a burglar in my home. In the scenario, I could use a gun, but I still daydream about musical violence for the sake of my family. Glorious.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

11 months

@Tupper_06 dinks are quite literally snowflakes. definitely not oak trees full of acorns.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

1 year

I keep telling @Eric_Conn that his father's name is Gloin. He mumbles something about "not getting it" and then calls me a nerd.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

11 months

repent... and get busy making babies. you are welcome.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

@ostrachan @jholy901 LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

1 year

I was dancing in the kitchen with Daphne last night, when she got this look on her face and said, "wait a second... do I still have a choice for what we dance to at my wedding?" Of course, my dear, I said. And that choice was sovereignly predestined by God's grace.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

11 months

Jesus Christ is the Cornerstone. He is quite literally based.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

3 months

Can we start referring to Kamala Harris as Shelob? She does want to eat JD Baggins. Or is that sexist?

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

Let the reader understand. Some hobbits are going to join Team Saruman. #OwenStrachville -Baggins @StowenAchan @ostrachan

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

6 months

Loser has to not tweet for 40 days.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

3 months

Pretty sure Stephen Wolfe knows which colonies had minimum testosterone requirements for holding public office…. right? It’s gotta be in some federalist paper somewhere c’mon.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

1 year

"The Twitter was made for man, not man for The Twitter. So the Son of Man is Lord even of The Twitter." -Robert E. Lee, probably

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

6 months

Which is a better insult? “You’re worse than pre-dragon Eustace.” “You would make a great Secretary of Transportation.” @Totally_Brandon

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

I am the funniest person that I know.

Brian Sauvé

@Brian_Sauve

4 months

Again, not actually me. But this one got me. ☠️

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

6 months

way better than some effeminate podcast debate. And “skinny guys fight til they’re burger”

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

What if Arius challenged Nicholas to golf?

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

6 months

Def should’ve made it closer to 1k… I don’t have that much reach.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

1 year

@douglaswils Good sir, you left the fourth guy out?

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

1 year

Currently trying to discern how to sing the entire book of Jude accompanied by only a harmonica...

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

11 months

@rightresponsem please don't retire. we need you.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

11 months

@JoyceChastonay I praise God for his kindness to you. The title DINK assumes it's by choice.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

@Brian_Sauve At your service. Just here to make people laugh and promote twitter fights.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

@Amber4Choice Not with that attitude.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

1 year

@tompawnbadil For real. Spanking was removed from the public discourse decades ago, and that has directly led to our other cultural insanities.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

too true king. too true.

Smash Baals

@smashbaals

4 months

The founding fathers intended for “freedom of religion” to be for various Christian denominations, not demon worship.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

@Dominion_Taker I seem to have that effect on lots of people.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

3 months

Dungeons deep and caverns old.

Ben Garrett

@tompawnbadil

3 months

These are the same guys that then come to our book club to talk sexed piety, household ruling, and political philosophy. Ogden is full of the extremists that the liberals warned you about.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

6 months

@newvangelicals @haymes_joshua What about Mario Kart?

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

11 months

DINKs seem bent on measuring a woman's value by their economic output?

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

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@Brian_Sauve well said, king.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

3 months

America Needs Russell Less.

Russell Moore

@drmoore

3 months

Shameful and disgraceful. A great Christian man who lived through his children barely surviving a school shooting. Southern Baptists, how much more of this are you going to let go on? You cannot pretend not to see what is happening in your name.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

1 year

The Left tries to deceive through euphemism. There is nothing “caring” about Gender Affirming Care. There is nothing “right” about Reproductive Rights. There is not one bit of “pants” in Yoga Pants. It is underwear. Stop wearing it in public.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

We can still save The Shire.

Brian Sauvé

@Brian_Sauve

4 months

Get in losers, we're going to rebuild America.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

Would it be ok to start referring to Yoga Pants as Sandwich Making Pants? Thoughts? These are the discussions that a non Christian Nationalist can’t fathom.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

3 months

lol

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

5 months

The First Rule of New Christendom is you do not tweet about new Christendom. The Second Rule…

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

3 months

lol

Joe - Young Anglican

@Young_Anglican

3 months

"America is not a Christian Nation" My brother in Christ, the oatmeal is named after religious fanatics.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

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POV: you're a dink. 10. you can't define fruitful 11. you definitely can't define barren 12. you think the food that you eat "just grows on its own" 13. someday strangers will change your diapers in a facility

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

5 months

@lastbulwark @Eric_Conn The First Rule of New Christendom is you do not tweet about New Christendom.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

@bradstafford3 @ostrachan He is winning in that regard for sure. He could be a good dude who just hasn’t taken the red pill yet.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

@Eric_Conn @DanBerkholder @tompawnbadil We merry few.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

@ostrachan Government leader calls city/nation to repentance. The people obey. Christian Nationalism? Smells kind of fishy to me.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

11 months

@nathan_harlow @Tupper_06 not having kids is *literally* selfish. focused on self. only self involved. not serving others. how is intentional barrenness selfless?

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

3 months

No. It’s fake and…

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

11 months

@OutpostPubs your terms are acceptable.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

If only we did finally beat Medicare.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

@ostrachan We all appreciate your forthrightness in this endeavor.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

3 months

Is this how it would feel if Russell Moore stepped down and named Steven Furtick as his successor? Thoughts?

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

@Brian_Sauve @New_Christendom @PerfInjust @joe_rigney @rightresponsem @jchasedavis @HauntedCosmos_ Is watching these talks the fastest way on to an FBI watch list?

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

6 months

@Eric_Conn does the ring-side commentary and post fight interviews?

Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

6 months

If this gets 5k likes @newvangelicals and @haymes_joshua have to conduct a boxing match for charity. -On July 4th (both love freedom) -5 rds (one per Sola) -16 oz gloves (rookies) -live-streamed on X

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Brian Suave Music Parody

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4 months

Men of God, take up the BXR.

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

4 months

@StowenAchan Maybe we could have a parody debate together?

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

3 months

From a good buddy: “So I explained @rightresponsem ’s talk to my wife after the conference and moving to Ogden came up. She listened intently then exclaimed ‘Let’s go there. Let’s make our escape. Let’s go there! Let’s ask can we stay?’” What do you think @Eric_Conn ?

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Brian Suave Music Parody

@brian_suave_fan

5 months

There is nothing “caring” about G3nder Affirm!ng Care. There is nothing “right” about R3productive Rights. There is not one bit of “pants” in Yoga Pants. It is underwear. Stop wearing it in public.

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