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Season Two begins at midnight tonight!
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Did Giants roam the earth?
It's no secret that we certainly think so! But what were they like? How big were they? Where did they come from and where did they all go off to?
Join us in this episode of Haunted Cosmos as we explore the stories behind The Giants of the Bible!
ANNOUNCEMENT:
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Aleister Crowley, some say, is an enigmatic man. We disagree.
Anyone who gives themself the moniker, "the world's most wicked man," is not enigmatic nor mysterious. He is just wicked.
In Aleister's case though, it isn't just that he was evil. He was also a tool for evil.
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It is because of today that we can say with absolutely certainty:
You do not have to fear the darkness, Christ has crushed the serpent’s head.
They tremble and beg for death before He to Whom you belong.
Everyone be sure to check out the second episode of season three today!
We finally dive deep into a topic that tons of folks have asked for (and that we have wanted to do for a LONG time): The Faeries!
What is the deal with the fair folk anyways?
Find out in today's episode!
What madness can the endless ocean drive a man to? What monsters of immeasurable size and wrath live in the deep? Why do mermaids always inspire such fear and dread? What is the scariest ghost ship the world has ever seen?
Find out today!
Haunted Cosmos is back for Season 3 😎
We have finally arrived at one of Brian and I's all-time favorite topics!
I humbly present to all of you, Haunted Cosmos' take on Missing 411!
Listen today. We hope you enjoy!
Us waiting for
@Wendigoon8
to stumble across our podcast, listen to it, fall in love, become one of our best friends, and make 9-hour videos on the communion of the deep state with literal demons together:
GM haunted cosmonauts!
What a bright and lovely day it is for a brand new episode of Haunted Cosmos to send through your ear holes and into your brain!
Today begins a two-part introductory series on *drumroll please* BIGFOOT!
Buckle up, it's a wild ride. We hope you enjoy it!
Where does the dragon land in the taxonomy of the world?
Join us as we explore that question in today's new episode.
Dragons, guys! It's about dragons! Let's GOOOOO
One of my greatest wishes (as interpreted by a Midjourney prompt):
"Nicolas Cage fighting the Mothman in a feature film poster."
Never give up on your dreams.
1) Are there different “classifications” of biblical giants?
2) Did some have supernatural powers?
3) Were some LITERALLY “as tall as cedar trees” (Amos 2:9)?
4) Are giants still among us today, and if so, where are they hiding?
This goes down tomorrow at 2pm CT.
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Y'all though the last episode was long?!?!
You ain't seent nothing yet, frens.
Tomorrow's episode is knocking on 2hr's door and rudely inviting itself in!
GM haunted cosmonauts!
I am here to say that Season 2 ends on Jan. 10 (sad). But, don't worry, cause we will be back with our third season on Feb. 21 (GM, say it back)!!
pic H/T:
@MiddleearthMixr
What does Gilgamesh have to do with wizardry?
Why do the ceremonies of witch covens seem like inverse sacraments?
Was Merlin real?
Are there real-life necromancers in the world?
Listen to us address these questions via story in the latest episode of Haunted Cosmos on MAGIC!
For the bulk of human history a single question has loomed like a storm over the minds of men, sowing fear, anxiety, and despair into their souls.
That question, so worthy of awe, is this: Is Bigfoot a faerie?
Listen to the latest episode of Haunted Cosmos to find out!
Haunted Cosmos listeners will literally leave Apple Podcast reviews arguing with other people who left negative reviews instead of going to therapy.
(Keep it up, kings and queens. 👑)
For most of human history, people have been plagued by a phenomena that we have come to know as "Sleep Paralysis."
Every culture - every people - has known and named this thing for as long as written records have existed. Buckle up, it's about to get weird ...
With Season 2 starting TOMORROW, I just want to say first of all GM, and second of all, we are so grateful for the love and support you have shown the show.
We pray it glorifies the Lord and is a benefit to His Body!
Please enjoy the first episode of Season 2 of Haunted Cosmos!
GM and we're very glad you're here.
*psssst, peep the new video setup on YouTube ;)
Listen here:
Watch here:
Thank you for 5,000 followers!
To celebrate, here is a 5,000-part thread on why you should listen to the podcast and share it with your friends:
1/5,000
*psssssst*
Did you know we are two episodes into a deep dive on dragons over at The Dusty Tome on Patreon?
Well, now you do. Sign up today to hear all about it!
Gm.
Stop arguing about eschatology and realize that the only losers are those who aren’t going to listen to the new episode of Haunted Cosmos.
Be a winner today.
Just to head off some dumb things people have said about this podcast:
No, we do not believe you should try to develop or use psychic powers.
No, you should not try to engage with spirits.
No, that thing in the old house is almost certainly not grandpa.
Sheesh.
Tomorrow we release Part III in our study of Skinwalker Ranch: The Fugal Era!
You don't want to miss this!
Ben's impression of a University of Alabama astrophysicist is worth the price of admission in and of itself.
GM!
After delaying the main show for a week we are back this morning! Listen today to learn about the ... *drumroll and ominous music* ... BLACK EYED KIDS!
The ball is in your court,
@MattWalshBlog
.
If you’d like to come on the number one Christian high strangeness podcast in the galaxy and talk aliens, let us know.
We cannot emphasize enough how much fun we have making this show and meming about the Nephilim with all of you.
Thanks for being awesome, cosmonauts. Hope your Lord’s Day evening is a restful one. 🫡
gm (it's the afternoon)
If you run a business and you want to advertise to our EXTREMELY LARGE, EXTREMELY BASED, EXTREMELY MOTH-PILLED audience, shoot us a DM and let's chat.
(no feds)
Please enjoy the Season 2 FINALE of Haunted Cosmos! Out for the public now on all platforms!
It turns out, you're D.A.R.E. officer was right: if you do drugs, the devil will get you.
Tune in now and let us know what you think!
We'd like to issue a general commendation to our listeners for being gooder at memes than the listeners of other podcasts.
You are seen.
You are loved.
You are not just stuff.
Thank you.
(and keep dunking on The Science.™)
So clearly Bigfoot exists, right? I mean, let's not be dullards!
But what is it? Just an animal, or something more?
And what is the deal with all the UFOs that follow Bigfoot around?
Find out in the newest episode of Haunted Cosmos! Listen anywhere you get podcasts NOW!
The final episode of Season II goes live this Wednesday.
It's one of the more important episodes we've done, covering a topic you're going to see more and more prominently in popular culture—and one fraught with danger.
But I won't spoil it for you here. 👀
I am at my desk, headphones on, editing some Haunted Cosmos, and what do I hear somehow getting through all the noise being delivered directly into my ears?
A curse harmonica from down the hall. Brian has no chill with his harmonica.
In memoriam of Ben's beard that has been lost—and so young too!—we are offering a sale on our merch!
Use code: BENSCHIN at checkout between now and Friday to get 10% any order!
RIP Ben's beard.
Get to know your hosts, biggest regrets edition!
We'll start with
@tompawnbadil
, because it's such an easy one.
Ben's biggest regret was getting this tattoo:
Thanks for helping us break another download record with Episode 1 of our second season!
It was our biggest download day ever for an episode launch—then our biggest second day, too.
GM, haunted cosmonauts. GM.
You know what's spooky?
Seed oils and other harsh chemicals in your household soaps. Our friends at can help you out! Cold-processed, all natural soaps without seed oils or other gross stuff.
(Yes,
@tompawnbadil
is a professional actor)
Marked today's episode as explicit on our hosting platform.
We did it because we thought it meant: "This show is explicitly great!"
(No we didn't. We marked it on accident. Our bad.)
Exporting the file for Season 3, Episode 1!
Ready to put this baby through mastering and get it posted to our top tiers of patronage tomorrow!
Drops to the public next week 🔥🔥
We warmly invite you to enjoy the newest episode of Haunted Cosmos out now!
In it, we conclude our three-part study of Skinwalker Ranch by exploring the strangeness surrounding the ranch's current ownership.
It is a doozy. Enjoy!
Listen here:
“Scripture does not say that it is impossible to consult the dead, but rather seems to presuppose the possibility while it condemns the practice.”
Berkhof was mothpilled and would’ve been a cosmonaut.
Gm kings
Guys, this comes out TODAY at 4PM CST on Joel's YouTube channel. You gotta check it out!
Brian and I had such a great time recording these with our friend, Joel.
Who's going to be our 20,000th sub over on that one place where videos can be shared, which may be found in a reply to this post?
Could it be you, faithful listener?