Wade Stotts @wadestotts Twitter profile

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Wade Stotts

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3 years

Spotify has promised that it will replace Neil Young with a black woman.

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RIP Bob Newhart. From the beginning, he had this fresh approach to standup that was more like a one-man sketch. When Bob hosted SNL in 95, Norm MacDonald wrote this sketch for him. Norm had obviously studied those old standup records. Perfect fit.

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If Lia Thomas came out as right-wing, conservatives would be in the front row cheering.

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2 months

A secret southerner sits in the planning meeting, trying to hide his smile. He raises his index finger. "What if we made it out of wax?"

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@nypost

2 months

Lincoln wax statue is headless after melting in scorching heat

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2 years

Don’t worry. They’re on it.

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3 months

Yes, the Constitution is dead.

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4 months

What?? The Kennedy family abandoning someone who's politically inconvenient????

Joe Biden

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4 months

Having the support of the Kennedy family in this election means the world to me. Together, we will defeat Donald Trump.

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6 months

Yes, "everything is political now." But why?

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7 months

@Howlingmutant0 The city has levels, Jerry.

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@wadestotts

3 months

This paragraph is about to become a three hour movie.

Fellowship of Fans

@FellowshipFans

3 months

🚨UPDATE: The next "Lord of the Rings" movie has the working title "THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM" The movie will be directed and star Andy Serkis. Peter Jackson is on board as producer. Via @Variety

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Yes, the Constitution is dead.

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2 months

“I have been canceled,” he wrote in the New York Times.

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3 years

“But the ducks weren’t enough, we’re they?”

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3 years

Arrest that car.

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5 months

Just so we’re clear, Christian Holiday: Easter Pagan Holiday: This Shit

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5 months

NEW - Biden proclaims this Easter Sunday as a "Transgender Day of Visibility" in the United States.

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9 months

Flashback to the media saying that the wall was too expensive.

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9 months

Fox reports that subsidizing illegal immigration is costing American taxpayers $451 billion per year:

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3 years

Not getting the vax: literally murder. Abortion: a personal medical choice. Do I have that right?

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4 years

You know who else payed relatively little in taxes the last few years? Everyone.

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4 months

@AnthonyCumia She looks like she just got tricked by the Road Runner.

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1 month

How about these places?

Joe Biden

@JoeBiden

1 month

There’s no place at all for violence in politics at all in America. Zero.

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4 years

This is healthy!

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7 months

How do I get Texas an Amazon gift card?

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27 days

This is what you get when your speechwriters graduated college because they technically reached the word count requirements on all their essays.

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28 days

Joe Biden sits in an underground replica of the Oval Office. An aide hands him a blank sheet of paper. “Mr President, this bill makes crime illegal.” “Thank you, young man,” he says. Biden hands the paper back to the aide, now with a crudely drawn smiley face on it. “Now, if

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2 years

Well, *Conservative Inc.* would be.

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3 months

@theblaze "Varney was aggressive. Untrainable. At that moment, I realized, I had to put him down."

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3 years

I'll... Be home... For the Severe Winter of Illness and Death

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1 month

Get ready for the “lone nut” play from the media. The same media who have been calling him H!tler for the past 9 years.

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4 years

I’m out of jaw surgery and it looks like it all went well. Thank you for your prayers and kind messages. You’ll see my puffy face again soon.

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6 months

The Strange Case of Jimmy Fallon: While the rest of late night is just flaccid lefty rants, Jimmy Fallon is doing something different. It’s bad, but it’s bad in a *different* way–an *interesting* way.

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6 months

@_jburden "shirt link in bio"

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2 years

Thanks. I almost forgot about slavery.

Complex Pop Culture

@ComplexPop

2 years

First poster for Will Smith’s upcoming film #Emancipation . 📽

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2 months

Before After

NASA Sun & Space

@NASASun

2 months

How do you draw a pride flag? 🤔 With SCIENCE! This flag is a composite of NASA imagery of phenomena from Earth and far, far beyond it. Details below ⬇️ Credit: Rachel Lense

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3 years

Got to visit some old friends today.

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2 months

*buys new calendar* *opens to today* “What’s Juneteenth?” *pauses* *Flips to Independence Day* “Julourth?” *flips to Christmas* “DECEMBERTYFIFTH?!”

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3 years

Hey, guys. Today we find out if my third is a boy or a girl. So excited.

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"Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power."

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4 years

My friends call me the Coronavirus because no one knows how many people I’ve killed.

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5 months

GM. He is risen.

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3 months

Maybe it doesn’t have to be a *wall* per se.

Nature is Amazing ☘️

@AMAZlNGNATURE

3 months

Dangerous beach in Brazil 🐊

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4 years

The lockdowns stopped in-person conversations. The bannings stop online conversations. Why don’t they want us to talk?

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3 years

Not wearing his mask correctly? I’m starting to think this guy doesn’t care about others.

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3 years

Spotify is a greedy corporation that cares about nothing but profit. Pfizer, however, loves you and has a wonderful plan for your life.

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4 months

Regime-Approved Christianity

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@wadestotts

4 years

Hey, guys. If you’ve followed me on here long, you know that I’m a big fan of the folks at @canonpress . Well, I’m excited to announce that I’m officially joining their team. I’d love it if you could pray for me and my family as we make the transition. Let’s build and fight.

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@MattWolking Sure they're three grades behind, but at least they know how to use Zoom!

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2 months

I think I figured out one reason the SBC rejected the Law Amendment.

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5 months

“Where men are forbidden to honour a king they honour millionaires, athletes, or film-stars instead: even famous prostitutes or gangsters. For spiritual nature, like bodily nature, will be served; deny it food and it will gobble poison.” ― C.S. Lewis

Auron MacIntyre

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5 months

I'll be live w/ @_jburden at 3pm eastern

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24 days

Believe it or not, what we're seeing is the regime doing its best.

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3 years

Important joke.

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4 years

Hunter budgeting his 600.

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4 years

The government tried to cancel the first Christmas too.

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Wait, so these guys were just repeating campaign talking points as if they were hilarious jokes that just occurred to them? Sure am glad this is the only time that's happened.

Jack Poso 🇺🇸

@JackPosobiec

12 days

They're recycling the 'America's Dad' branding from Tim Kaine to Tim Walz. Entire media falls in line You aren't looking at reporting, you're looking at a high-level propaganda system in action

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4 years

Great job, Cali. Now go to church and sing your guts out.

Erica Kaiser

@EricaKaiser_

4 years

California government said fireworks are banned this #FouthofJuly but the American spirit wins out, it always does 🇺🇸💞

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2 years

The left just publishes right wing ‘conspiracy’ books two years later with a dollop of “and that’s good, actually.”

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3 months

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a barge slamming into a bridge—forever."

Nick Sortor

@nicksortor

3 months

🚨 #BREAKING : A barge has hit the Pelican Island bridge in Galveston, TX causing a partial collapse Chemicals from the barge are now flowing into the water

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3 years

Anti-mask? I prefer pro-face.

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8 months

Six days ago, we all thought this was the gayest video ever filmed in a government building.

Jill Biden

@FLOTUS

8 months

A bit of magic, wonder, and joy brought to you by the talented tappers of Dorrance Dance, performing their playful interpretation of The Nutcracker Suite. Enjoy! 💕

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Listen, I love making fun of the media's barrage of fake hype campaigns. But, remember that they're all designed to make you forget about this picture.

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2 years

If Pete Buttigeig came out as right-wing, conservatives would be in the front row cheering.

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3 years

99% recovery rate.

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1 year

I made a Venn diagram.

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1 year

My fourth child is due in late September. This weekend we found out it's a girl. My first daughter. Very excited.

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2 years

If right-wingers get their way, pretty soon we won’t be able to kill *anyone.*

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4 months

Just to be safe, the CDC recommends wearing your eclipse glasses for the next two years.

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3 years

If you apologize when you’re wrong, that’s humility. If you apologize when you’re not wrong, that’s cowardice.

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6 months

Guys, stop tagging me in this. I’ve changed since then.

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@realchrisrufo

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2 months

New “fiery but mostly peaceful” just dropped.

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1 month

“And that’s when Mr. Lincoln started rubbing my leg.”

Page Six

@PageSix

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New Abraham Lincoln documentary suggests ex-president had secret, gay sex life: ‘Important missing piece of American history’

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I get the nostalgia for "civility" in politics but right now I think more congressmen should have eighties-movie-high-school-bully energy.

The Columbia Bugle 🇺🇸

@ColumbiaBugle

1 month

. @RepMattGaetz Mocking KIEVin McCarthy “What night are you speaking?” “If you took that stage, you’d get booed off of it.”

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Managerial Christianity. It's all about efficient mass production. Can't gum up the gears with details. Like any multilevel marketing business, the product is secondary to the process. So the product gets shaved down so it can be moved out the door more easily.

Ben Zeisloft

@BenZeisloft

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SBC presidential candidate @BruceFrank1 says that doctrinal precision will not matter in 100 years but that how many people are led to Jesus through the SBC will matter.

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“In many ways nonsense is a more effective organizing tool than the truth. Anyone can believe in the truth. To believe in nonsense is an unforgeable demonstration of loyalty. It serves as a political uniform. And if you have a uniform, you have an army.” Curtis Yarvin

Elon Musk

@elonmusk

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About 3 weeks ago, the media told you that Biden was “sharp as a tack” 🙄 2 days ago, the poor guy was basically forced at gunpoint to resign as Dem nominee. His staff weren’t even informed. Now they say Kamala is the best thing ever 🤦‍♂️

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2 years

So weird to look at this picture now.

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3 years

When the mask mandates are lifted, many will continue to wear the things. Why? Anxious people love security blankets.

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4 years

Why is there still a mask mandate in Texas?

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6 months

Fani, are you okay?

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3 months

Phew!

Oilfield Rando

@Oilfield_Rando

3 months

Don’t worry guys any minute now the constitution is going to break out of its case and put a stop to this

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People assume that if you think the US Constitutional order is dead, you’re faulting the founders. As if we think they could’ve tweaked a few words 250 years ago and none of this bad stuff would’ve happened. But no. What they think we’re saying is: “We live in the end result

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“In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function. We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful.” CSL

LBC

@LBC

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"If I had to choose between Christianity and Islam, I'd choose Christianity every single time." Self-proclaimed 'cultural Christian', ＠RichardDawkins, tells @RachelSJohnson he's 'slightly horrified' to hear Ramadan lights were hung on Oxford Street rather than Easter lights.

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Haven't the Ukrainian people been through enough?

Ostap Yarysh

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U.S. Secretary of State Antony Blinken performs“Rocking to the Free World” in a bar in Kyiv. // video by @cspan

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3 years

My four year old saw me with my guitar and called me Audio Wade.

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8 months

Anarcho-Tyranny 101

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2 months

Stop the presses--John Oliver is "alarmed."

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"The idea!" - Joe Biden

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3 months

@PerfInjust "The constitution is dead? You got a chapter and verse for that, my man?"

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4 years

I took off my mask and I died.

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4 years

Socialism. Communism. Collectivism. Or, as the Bible calls it, Envy.

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3 years

Paying off my student loans with these bad boys.

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4 years

That was Joe Biden after five days of *nothing but* debate prep.

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@wadestotts

4 years

What makes it gay? You shove it up your ass.

elijah daniel

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4 years

GAY BURGER NOW AVAILABLE IN LA, SF & NYC on DoorDash, Postmates, GrubHub. @GayBurgerCo 😭🌈🍔

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4 years

Got the vaccine and now all my sins are forgiven.

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5 months

We don’t have much in common right now. One reason why: we have different heroes.

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6 months

"Hey honey, what do you want to stream tonight? We've got Civil Rights, Civil Rights with Cowboys, Civil Rights in Upper Class England, and Civil Rights in Space."

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2 years

Is this when we use our crack pipes?

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8 months

It's Official: Disco Satan is Dead

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11 months

Last night my fourth child was born—our first daughter. Everyone is healthy and happy. I’m taking a few days off to be with my family, so no new video Friday. I’ll see you guys again soon.

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We should have a term for when a DEI hire really whiffs it. I say we go with “Cheatle.” “Man, the pilot really Cheatled that landing.”