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mechanical engineer | driver of slow cars | he/him search & rescue volunteer | tamu sports survivor

TX ↔️ CO
Joined April 2013
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@GuntFunkson
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new pinned, because it seemed like a natural progression from the last pinned.
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@GuntFunkson
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lmao this school
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@GuntFunkson
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I’m honestly not sure what just happened
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@GuntFunkson
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Would you believe me if I told you this wasn’t the most life-changing event to happen to me this week?
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@GuntFunkson
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……….I mean i gotta at least hear him out, right?
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@nataliafadeev
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when you’re mean to Israel this is who you’re being mean to:
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@GuntFunkson
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Not my video, explanation from original poster
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gm pals
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@GuntFunkson
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wrong number of pedals
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@GuntFunkson
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……….I mean i gotta at least hear him out, right?
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@GuntFunkson
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Creativity doesnt take much👌 sorry it wasnt mcdonalds, but i hope its good enough😘 @PartykaHanna http://t.co/qyxRrxC7Op
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@GuntFunkson
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TW: BLOOD If you believe that non metallic recovery equipment like soft shackles and kinetic ropes are completely safe because they’re light, think again. Make sure to always use properly rated gear, use gear correctly, and understand more force does not equal success.
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@GuntFunkson
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6 months
For those unaware, all 50 states have some form of the “Move Over or Slow Down” law. This means you must move over at least one lane (or slow down if moving over isn’t an option) for all emergency vehicles, tow vehicles, and public utility vehicles, anything with flashing lights.
@crazyclipsonly
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Tow truck driver shows how dangerous it is to tow on the highway
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@GuntFunkson
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1$ each to make your girl's day
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@GuntFunkson
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2 years
@leavebethx Get a hot girlfriend and suddenly all your homies start flirting with you like damn cutie why’d you wait until I had a girl you could of had me all along😩
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@GuntFunkson
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2 years
cool
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@GuntFunkson
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3 years
in the middle of this state falling apart and diving into madness I thought I’d share a little joy of CRV ON SOME TRI-BLADES IN THE SNOW
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@GuntFunkson
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there’s no way people on fb marketplace are real…
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@GuntFunkson
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6 months
Killed an interview today and if I get an offer I might be spending half of the rest of my life in Japan, and the other half split between Europe and South America.
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@GuntFunkson
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guys I had an idea
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@GuntFunkson
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6 months
Well, goodbye old friend. I learned a lot from it, both skills and life lessons. It was a damn good little jeep, and I’ll miss it. Ultimately it’s the reason I walked away that night without a scratch, and for that I will forever be thankful.
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@GuntFunkson
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Dropped 4x4 SCSB you have to stop. Your drip too hard. Your swag too different. Your bitch too bad. Your style too tough. They’ll kill you
@sportrucks
Chad Weed
7 months
For making it work better? Truck has done everything I’ve ever needed to do and used to be in 4HI 7 months out of the year
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@GuntFunkson
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Been waiting for this day for a very long time.....gig em👍🏼
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@GuntFunkson
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2 years
i think it’s about time I stir the pot on car twitter: Cars suck
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@GuntFunkson
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8 years
they can take our signs but they cant take our spirit
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@GuntFunkson
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6 months
Insurance called me this morning
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@GuntFunkson
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Got a lil stuck today, good thing I had some good scenery.
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@GuntFunkson
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fixed it ain’t so fun to play generalities huh
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@GuntFunkson
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1 year
Considering selling my rig -230 tune -d*leted -goes brrrrr -dm me for rest of build sheet Taking offers starting at 30k
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@GuntFunkson
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1 year
Men want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
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@GuntFunkson
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2 years
I did not expect Coach Jung, my high school algebra teacher, to pop on my TL today💀💀💀💀
@BallySportsSW
Bally Sports Southwest
2 years
When your son hits a home run in his first MLB at bat...
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@GuntFunkson
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Don’t like this thing, don’t like this thing, don’t like this thing…you cannot afford to like this thing rn…
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@GuntFunkson
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I don’t think any of you understand how desperately I need this. not my pics - stolen from fb.
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@GuntFunkson
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It’s basically group time at the psychiatric hospital in here…
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@GuntFunkson
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10 years
The REAL american horror story..... http://t.co/KO09XlYXvJ
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@GuntFunkson
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1 year
babies on a hot summer day
@fvckerry
incel magnet🧲
1 year
cant wait to be in the car for 18 hours tomorrow 😍😍
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@GuntFunkson
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TRUCK HAS BEEN FOUND!!! ITS IN AN IMPOUND LOT AND IM NOT SURE OF THE CONDITION BUT ITS FUCKING FOUND!!!!
@GuntFunkson
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DENVER FRIENDS, PLEASE BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR MY TRUCK. IT WAS STOLEN THIS MORNING IN AURORA!! -CO PLATE ATV-B49 -LARGE DENT ON BEDSIDE ON PASSENGER SIDE -FRONT PLATE IN WINDSHIELD Really sad about this, taken right from my apartment and I can’t even be there to do anything.
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@GuntFunkson
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It’s a flex but I don’t care, happy 21st to me🎉
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@GuntFunkson
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I’m very excited to see my favorite team, the Steelers, in this exciting game tonight! I have no doubt they will not only do well, but that they will also win the big game! Go team! I will not be accepting any negative feedback on this tweet!
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@GuntFunkson
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Can’t wait to tell people I drive A Lexus Texas
@SpeedSportLife
Zerin Dube
1 year
🎶 The Lexus, flexes, from Long Beach to TX 🎶
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@GuntFunkson
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my life is weird
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@GuntFunkson
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when Facebook lowballing goes wrong
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@GuntFunkson
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At the end of the day we're all Brahmas, and thats better than being a Maverick
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@GuntFunkson
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2 years
finally had the drive to deep clean my apartment after my most recent depression pit. Not much but a step in the right direction to get my head back on track.
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@GuntFunkson
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y'all childish like for real.....whats the point in doing this......
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@GuntFunkson
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DENVER FRIENDS, PLEASE BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR MY TRUCK. IT WAS STOLEN THIS MORNING IN AURORA!! -CO PLATE ATV-B49 -LARGE DENT ON BEDSIDE ON PASSENGER SIDE -FRONT PLATE IN WINDSHIELD Really sad about this, taken right from my apartment and I can’t even be there to do anything.
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@GuntFunkson
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she does this when it’s bedtime…
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@GuntFunkson
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2 years
they hated him because he spoke the truth
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@GuntFunkson
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2 years
Today I had to let go of my best friend for the past 16 years. It was her time, I’m just happy I had this long with her. We spent her last few hours outside in the sun, her favorite. I couldn’t have asked for a better dog or a better friend. Have a drink for all the good dogs.
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@GuntFunkson
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@GuntFunkson
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Y’all didn’t think I was done, did you?
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@GuntFunkson
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senior pics cheesing
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@GuntFunkson
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@midshipwhip how’s the fender
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@GuntFunkson
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@cvntrsworld ur dad’s got some fuckin milkers
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@GuntFunkson
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Make the jobs you want want you>>>
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@2brasswashers
Aluminum Hate Account
1 year
There are no Penske or uhaul trucks that are rated for 33k. They are all tagged under 26k because that is the limit without a cdl
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@GuntFunkson
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2 years
uh oh…I’m a big block cheby guy now…
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@GuntFunkson
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working out of a one stall garage is tons of fun and not a pain at all
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@GuntFunkson
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I should have never sold this damn thing…
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@GuntFunkson
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8 years
Prom with the greatest👌🏼 @_shelbyshaw
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@GuntFunkson
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this is more gay than two men having sex
@CloutStang
John Silva
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Most jacked car guys on social media
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@GuntFunkson
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Guess who’s employed again, this time as a mechanical engineer.
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@GuntFunkson
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dude who bought my old jeep randomly found me on fb, got a killer deal tbh
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@GuntFunkson
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aight so in the accident I somehow managed to lose 1 pod of my air pods, already went through the jeep once and couldn’t find it, went today to release it to insurance and I was in disbelief…
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@GuntFunkson
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the third little pig when the big bad wolf was confused why his house wouldn’t go down:
@vincnza
vin 💛 commissions open
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its fucking brick
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@GuntFunkson
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10 months
fall has arrived in Colorado
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@GuntFunkson
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2 years
this is McDonald’s on Blanco at West Ave, an area I’m very familiar with. This is a very crowded suburban area with this excuse of a man firing at a moving vehicle because of MISTAKEN IDENTITY and could have easily hit more people. Is it really a question why people run?
@joeywreck
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In the U.S. you can be shot in a McDonald’s parking lot while eating a burger if a cop mistakes you for someone else
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@GuntFunkson
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Official CSPD Tweet
@CSTXPolice
College Station Police Department
3 years
Bicyclist arrested for Evading Detention, Resisting Arrest, and Resisting Transport — At about 1:05 p.m. a bicyclist ran a red light at University Drive and Nagle Street. The bicyclist initially stopped when one of our officers initiated a traffic stop, but then continued riding.
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@GuntFunkson
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@SlimJimmy732 😭😭😭 Saw it and winced bc I knew I couldn’t say yes, but I also knew I had to at least see it
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@GuntFunkson
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This man won naughty bingo and turned into Reggie Bush trying to get his prize…
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@GuntFunkson
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@louiegluey Physically I’m ok, mentally I’m not, but we already knew that, that had nothing to do with the accident. I’m lucky to be here without a scratch, ain’t no use in moping, might as well have some fun with it.
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@GuntFunkson
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When the lunch lady says no doubles
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@GuntFunkson
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😶
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@GuntFunkson
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@c6_shanky I think this is the whitest photo I’ve ever seen
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@GuntFunkson
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2 years
Take a look now, because it won’t look like this for long…
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@GuntFunkson
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direct deposit: $1400 @mikurubaeahina at Honda HQ: bring me the e
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@GuntFunkson
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3 months
Nobody likes you when you’re 25
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@GuntFunkson
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2 years
How can you look at this sweet fluff ball and think “no, I don’t want a black cat, they’re unlucky” when she has only ever brought me happiness and comfort, fucking tragic that they aren’t adopted more.
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@GuntFunkson
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I drove through a cloud on top of a mountain today
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@GuntFunkson
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gm
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@GuntFunkson
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2 years
New build coming soon😍😍😍
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@GuntFunkson
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7 months
To everyone wondering if I am okay, I greatly appreciate it, I walked away without a scratch and I was home safe later that night. Cars can be replaced, I am lucky to be able say I will have 0 lasting effects.
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@GuntFunkson
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I have not been happy with my body for a while now so I started going to the gym. It’s hard to push myself to go, but I’m down 3 pounds. Still a long way to go to lean up, but it feels good to at least finally see progress.
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@GuntFunkson
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just got Jackie’s bloodwork back, she’s perfect, vet absolutely loved her, she needs to lose a couple pounds but don’t we all, so now we’re both going to be watching our calorie intake. This cat has for sure kept me from spiraling so I just want to make sure she sticks around.
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@GuntFunkson
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vouch
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@dentonbacon7
Denton Gilbert
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Can confirm the music keeps playing when you’re tits up in the ditch
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@GuntFunkson
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Spent 10 years in storage, took it to a local mom and pop guitar shop, it was only there a DAY and already looks basically brand new…here’s to picking up old hobbies…
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@GuntFunkson
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7 years
Now they always say congratulations
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@GuntFunkson
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A year ago today is when I decided to finally seek professional help for my mental health. This decision is what helped me finish college and take control of my life. I got out of Texas and was able to get a job in my dream city. A year ago I didn’t think I’d make it this far.
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@GuntFunkson
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Oats on the peepaw truck
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@GuntFunkson
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She’s a 10 but she’s a figment of my imagination
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@GuntFunkson
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nah I NEED it…
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@GuntFunkson
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what an odd time in my life lmao
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@GuntFunkson
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goddammit
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@GuntFunkson
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3 months
This goose is the best decision I’ve ever made, and likely a reason I’m still here. You were a week away from euthanasia after months of people not wanting a “feral” black cat. Then I found you and it was love at first sight. All you needed was a little love, and look at you now.
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@GuntFunkson
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There is nothing more Prime grade American beef than slamming a truck, putting it on slicks, and ripping it around a track like a race car.
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@shitpostsenpai1
ToddPowered⭐⭐⭐
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@Bartwheel Trying to make a truck sporty is like trying to make baby back ribs out of tofu and soy. It's not happening no matter how hard you try, and you just end up looking like an ass for your wasted efforts.
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@GuntFunkson
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7 years
What's prom?
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@GuntFunkson
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3 years
if you didn’t already know, let me introduce you to two of the best human beings on this planet. I love y’all so much and thank y’all for not letting me die. @cunt_ups @vaspiar
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@GuntFunkson
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1 year
my mom and stepdad are living their best life.
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@GuntFunkson
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8 months
It’s been a wild day
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@GuntFunkson
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2 years
round 2 hits vegas
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@GuntFunkson
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9 months
guess who’s birthday it is
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