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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

8 years

Maybe now we can have that conversation about how the office of the President has too much power for any one person?

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

5 years

Math destroys

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

11 years

. @pizzahut just won Twitter. http://t.co/BDabhjUrDG

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Brian Simpson

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5 years

@Zookeepers4Pete

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

5 years

@SwiftOnSecurity Lag in exposure and symptoms appearing

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

8 months

People who are from St. Louis and support the Chiefs (or any NFL team really) have a special type of self-hatred

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Brian Simpson

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5 years

@CBSNews

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

5 years

@nytopinion

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

6 months

I will watch this on repeat

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

1 year

Should we tell #AllForCincy fans where Ballwin, MO is?

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

2 years

@senatorshoshana I don't think I'm ever going to get tired of this running joke

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

4 years

And now Your TWO TIME IMPEACHMENT CHAMPIONNNNNNN DONALD J TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMMPPPPPPP!

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

10 years

Hat trick! @dbackes42 @DavidBackesCom http://t.co/rkw6uFBtk0

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

10 months

Can I officially put myself down for "decline" on the @LeaguesCup right of first refusal right now, @stlCITYsc ?

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

6 years

THEY LET IT HAVE KNIVES!?!

Gritty

@GrittyNHL

6 years

Gritizens, As I prep to carve this bird, I look at my reflection in these knives & reflect on how thankful I am for you all. I could gobble on & on about how your love has burned at a temp of 375 these past months, but I want everyone to enjoy their day. See you for pie. ✌️

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

2 years

Dat @stlCITYsc squad tho

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

6 years

@heckyessica

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

5 years

@Toure

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

2 years

@SwiftOnSecurity Are we talking On Premise Azure Active Directory?

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

3 years

@Cardona_222 @BadLegalTakes

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

7 years

@RizzShow @hochman This man is asking the important questions for those of us not there

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

8 years

In the eyes of @ussoccer , you only get compensation for training a player if your club is in @MLS . Absolutely infuriating.

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

5 years

@ericswalwell

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

1 year

I love seeing Manu dunk on Doyle

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

4 years

In a year where the Libertarian candidate got bit by a bat, it's not even close to the top 10,000 craziest things about this election.

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

8 months

This is without a doubt down to @fleurdenoise . Such a dedicated group of people who are intentionally designing a sound that is distinctly St. Louis in the blend of genres and sound. Starting with a core that's been around the block for a decade really helped kick start this.

Stateside Soccer Show

@StatesideShow

8 months

St. Louis CITY is the closest thing MLS has to a European atmosphere. Every single time I watch it gives me great vibes. What a great sports city.

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

5 years

Kamala Harris

@KamalaHarris

5 years

Our new poster will look even better on your wall. Get yours today before they run out.

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

9 years

Dear Nashville, Please stop letting Chicago score. That song is dreadful. Thank you, The rest of America (and Canada too)

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

2 years

Sporting attorney waking up tomorrow

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

3 years

@Vividwings @SwiftOnSecurity Can confirm. This is doing more to sell our clients on enabling MFA on all accounts than I ever could.

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

1 year

Imagine what this team would be if Blom could shoot the ball

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

2 years

Lanes in the pool and that parking lot out back? Nah, that's a rec center

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

6 years

Decent day for St. Louis Soccer @stlmaritsafc drew 2-2 @STLClubAtletico won 3-2 @STLLionsWPSL drew 1-1 @Fire_and_Ice_SC won 3-0 @SaintLouisFC won 3-0

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

2 years

@USConst_Amend_I @Corwin_Labour Include this Tweet on your FIRE application

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

8 months

@MLS Whichever one plays in the Open Cup

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

6 years

My little @StLouligans netted third place in his Den with a @SaintLouisFC themed car! #ScoutItOut #OneOfUs #MLS4THELOU #SoccerCulture @stlbsa

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

4 years

@senatorshoshana

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

2 years

Hey @GregAbbott_TX . Eat shit. Your cruel stunt killed someone.

chris evans

@notcapnamerica

2 years

An asylum seeker that Greg Abbott bused to NYC has died by suicide

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

4 years

Today is the day we find out if St. Louis CITY SC has proper server load balancing configured.

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

6 years

THEY WERE ALREADY ON THE BUS WHEN TRUMP CANCELLED THE MILITARY TRANSPORT!? Holy shit, that raised the level of petty up to 11.

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@jason_donner

6 years

House Members sitting on an Air Force bus b/t the Longworth and Rayburn House Office Buildings waiting to see if they are still going overseas after Trump cancelled the trip.

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

7 months

All off back passes #AllForCITY

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

2 years

Soccer stadiums and flooding causing closures. A St. Louis tradition.

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

1 year

4 Supporters groups 6 food trucks 1 water ice truck Get to @9milegarden , y'all

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

5 years

This works for my small company since we are part of a coop for benefits. I get 14% off my bill.

SwiftOnSecurity

@SwiftOnSecurity

8 years

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: If you work for a large company, ask if there is an ATT/Verizon discount code for employees. Saves me $15/month

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

1 year

Those dudes dragging Lucas Bartlett for posting "go Sporting KC" when he was 14 are fucking losers

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

7 months

Submitted this almost the minute it hit my mailbox. #BoycottLeaguesCup #SaveUSOC

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

7 months

Too all of 0.0000005 seconds to say yes when I got asked to carry one of these. It's always an honor to represent these achievements. #SaveTheCup #SaveUSOC

Flyover Footy

@FlyoverFooty

7 months

So proud to see our @stlCITYsc supporters put the historic STL winning @opencup banners front and center. You know our feelings about the importance of this tournament and to see this for the first MLS match of the year speaks volumes. #AllForCITY #SaveTheCup #SaveUSOC

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

7 years

If the @StLouisGameTime group wasn't at Hot Shots I'd have a suspect.

St. Charles County Scanner Traffic

@SCCMST

7 years

O’Fallon PD is responding for a subject outside the Two Shamrocks Public House dancing randomly to no music disrupting customers.

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

3 years

On a day where the Blues are set to honor Chris Pronger, I just have to say it again: FUCK MIKE KEENAN

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

2 years

. @FZNBand leading the Homecoming Parade!

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

6 years

@Jake_W @ComfortablySmug

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

2 years

@HuXijin_GT

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

4 years

My throat is raw. My voice is strained. My feet hurt. My legs hurt. My back hurts. One last time for @SaintLouisFC . This time my eyes and nose are dry. My heart hurts, but is still full. New adventures await the @StLouligans and there's still plenty of #SupportLocalSoccer now.

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

6 years

@jimgeraghty *hasn't been caught soliciting prostitutes

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

3 years

I SAW A ROAD WIN! 😭

STLSoccerTracker

@StlSoccerTrackr

3 years

WINNER! #USOC2022 #STLSOCCER

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

4 years

OK, seriously is this some kind of movie promotion?

New York Post

@nypost

4 years

A fourth monolith has been found — on the Isle of Wight

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

6 years

@yashar @allysheedy1 @AOC

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

2 years

Schlafly is *packed*

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

5 years

@GovParsonMO #AskGovParson , when are you going to step up and enact a statewide stay at home order? Also, what other help are you pushing to get our small businesses that are squeezed by expenses and lack of revenue?

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

8 years

@trnrtips RIP your break from the game...

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

5 years

When you don't know how most internet ads work

Noah Shachtman

@NoahShachtman

5 years

Uhhhh why is the LAPD running recruitment ads on Breitbart?!

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

2 years

Victory selfie with the kid. ❤️

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

2 years

STL soccer is massive

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

5 years

This would be a great solution that targets the problem while also protects civil liberties and the right to due process.

David French

@DavidAFrench

5 years

We'll soon learn more about the El Paso/Dayton shooters - and they may not fit this pattern - but we know mass shooters often give warning signs. I wrote this after Parkland. This is a targeted gun control measure that has a chance to directly save lives:

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

4 years

This. So glad I got this moment. He got to see his club play on the road, in the playoffs, against our biggest rival. And even though it ended in so many tears, hugs, and fist bumps it was special to do it with him.

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

7 years

Soccer is nothing without fans. #SaveTheCrew

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

8 years

@strgto Adolf Hitler School for Friendship and tolerance is something that has to happen

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

2 years

Calling other MLS SGs:

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

3 years

@JessRenard @AriCohn @PenthesileaC Watermelon alligator plates revolution

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

10 years

When this comes up on your play list... #IsItOctoberYet @brookroyal @StLouisBlues http://t.co/6t5xudBjKA

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

2 years

. @stlCITYPARK felt a lot like home last night. Felt great getting to move back to the top of the section with @BradDeMunbrun , @MitchMorice , @gottmand , et al. Singing, shooting the shit, high fives, hugs from my kid. What a great way to watch a game.

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

8 years

I need this in my life soon. This season can hurry up already. @SaintLouisFC @StLouligans

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

6 years

@brianstelter

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

5 years

Snopes thinks you're too dumb to get satire.

snopes.com

@snopes

5 years

"If Israel is so innocent, then why do they insist on being Jews?"

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

8 years

@magee18 They suck, you can keep 'em.

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

6 months

Is it the best kit? No Does #AllForCITY twitter care? No STL will outpunch its weight in online polls

𝙀𝙙𝙜𝙖𝙧𝙉𝘼𝙂𝙨 🇺🇲🇳🇮

@EdgarNAGs

6 months

St. Louis CITY SC and "The Confluence Kit" plow over Atlanta United FC and into the semifinals of the #BestMLSKitof2024 #AllForCITY

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

3 years

Seeing teams around the league getting to open back up full capacity really makes me wish we could have had at least one more season of @SaintLouisFC to give the team a proper send off in front of big crowds.

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

1 year

Me checking my email waiting for that #AllForCITY playoff ticket opt in

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

2 years

If I had to guess, @MattBakerSTL is jealous that @StuartHultgren was able to work a #AllForCITY reference into his kid's name.

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

4 years

I feel sorry for every city that doesn't have a @GatewayArchSTL in it.

St Louis CITY SC

@stlCITYsc

4 years

Mornin’, St. Louis. How ya feeling today?

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

2 years

@JuvenileBluster @BadLegalTakes Or make jokes about tagging Popehat 😬

Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

2 years

@BadLegalTakes I wonder how many people will tag Popehat

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

6 years

@BruceTheGay Confirmed: Bruce wants to go down on a ship full of sailors

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

6 years

I'm going to guess he's going to be even more dissatisfied very soon.

Reuters

@Reuters

6 years

BREAKING: Jussie Smollett staged attack because he was 'dissatisfied' with his salary - Chicago police chief

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

4 years

I wonder if the FBI is going to ask Cloudflare/other to host Parler. I'm seeing security researchers digging into the app. There aren't just back doors. Parler didn't even properly code the front door, garage, or windows. Security nightmare for company phones. Gold mine for LEAs

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

2 years

Sporting Outlet Mall may have opened up a bigger can of worms than they intended. Gonna have to see if I have an IP attorney in my network.

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

1 year

I think I'm on like my sixth different account executive at CITY

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

5 years

It is insanely easy to support @SaintLouisFC . The friends I've made, the major impact we make with our charity work, the players that pour their heart and soul into every aspect of the club, and a front office that has been committed to being partners with us from day 1 #OneOfUs

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

1 year

Away supporter section is already rocking #AllForCITY

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

6 years

Saving that autocorrect as one for the ages @FabbrisHair

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

2 years

Oh, thanks to the STL Sports Commission I finally see why there were still loose wires dangling in the Ultras Club when I was there for the draft. These video ceiling tiles have a ton of potential.

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

7 months

No more concessions No more merchandise No Leagues Cup tickets And honestly not sure I elect to renew my season tickets anymore*. #SaveTheCup #SaveUSOC *Incredibly difficult decision. The 14-year-old might understand but not understand.

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

3 years

I miss these little gestures

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

3 years

@hacks4pancakes Agreed. Just don't tell @IanColdwater that you get a Google card and they didn't

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

3 years

Tailgating. Marching. Standing the whole game. Songs, chants, yelling. Sore throat. Goal celebration hugs with the kid. Seeing so many friends. Tonight was good for the soul.

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

3 years

Tank for almost a decade. Move a team. Finally invest. Get rewarded. Fuck the NFL

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

3 years

@Cardona_222 @ghost_rooney @USLChampionship @TampaBayRowdies @IndyEleven @bhmlegion @hfdathletic @FCTulsa @BadLegalTakes

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

8 years

This is absolutely criminal. If you want to put more investment in growing the game, compensate clubs who recruit and develp @ussoccer @MLS

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

6 years

This was extra sweet getting to storm the pitch with my 9 year old. Thank you @SaintLouisFC for helping me make a lifetime of memories with my son. #OneOfUs

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

4 years

Ready to rock that @ClubAtleticoStl swag! #SupportLocalSoccer

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Brian Simpson

@bmsimp

4 years

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVVVVVVVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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