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3 years

Understanding Britain is knowing that they both vote Tory

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Any fellas want to meet up, watch them feed steel rods into this for a few hours with our hands clasped behind our backs? Maybe letting out the occasional ‘ha’ or ‘ah’ if the mood strikes, but otherwise in complete silence?

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This machine can straighten old rebar so it can be used again [read more: ]

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“Hardest images of the year” and it’s government forces firing on protesters

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The riots in Kenya are giving us some of the hardest images of the year.

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2 years

Francis Bourgeois’ silence on the upcoming rail strikes is deafening, frankly.

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Americans pretending to not understand the concept of anglicised Chinese food for some reason, despite most of their own ‘Chinese restaurants’ having near-identical menus of deep fried pastry, sloppy noodles and chunks of meat in sugary gloop.

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1 year

Just found out what the british call chinese food, at a loss for words

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Hang it in the Louvre

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1 year

Eurovision has sent this city round the bend. Why is there a DJ at the Co-Op on Lark Lane lol

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8 months

New AI Homer tune just dropped

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3 months

The sad bastard meal deal (would buy this in a heartbeat)

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“Thai food hasn’t really taken off anywhere else in the world” what are you on about lol

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@questionableway

21 days

whats the reason thai food is so big in the us but just hasn’t really taken off anywhere else in the world? is it literally just the government funding thing?

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8 months

West Yorkshire, North Yorkshire, South Yorkshire, East Yorkshire

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2 years

Can’t see the word Frankfurt without thinking of this

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1 year

Hearing unconfirmed reports that he was drinking a warm can of Red Stripe and playing Glue by Bicep out loud on his phone.

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@maxfras

1 year

Vladimir Putin's totally spontaneous appearance in Mariupol in someone's kitchen at 3 AM

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4 months

Look at that tracklist. Incredible.

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1 year

Main difference seems to be the prevalence of chips and curry sauce in British Chinese takeaways, which comes from so many doubling up as chip shops. Again, immigrant communities taking over the running of existing kinds of restaurants shouldn’t exactly be alien to Americans lol

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2 years

Man-type Deano

Tom Wilkinson

@TMOWilkinson

2 years

it's easy to laugh at the petit booj 'lifestyle', and it is indeed horrendously vacuous, but let's see the educated middle class version. the man-type montage

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3 years

Just remembering when the bakery near ours started selling bags for kids to leave out for Father Christmas

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James 🇸🇱

@ham_ezz

1 year

Pub in Rochdale tomorrow. I ain’t making kickoff.

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6 months

Game’s gone

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3 years

Under weaknesses you’ve just put ‘losing’

Labour to Win

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3 years

Asked what Labour’s biggest weakness was, she replied, ‘Losing’ The Shadow Chancellor’s Gambit: how @RachelReevesMP became Labour’s secret weapon | @Telegraph

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Unfortunate really, Londoners could have been only 90 minutes away from a different set of axe throwing bars, but with cocktails named after New Order songs instead of noughties Hip Hop classics.

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3 months

There we go

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1 year

Who is this for? Who’s buying this shit?

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2 years

Ticket inspector on the train with one of these on his vest lol

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9 months

Not currently drunk enough to go into an actual rant about how Covid restrictions fuelled a huge expansion of the conspiracist fringe in the UK and how this has, in turn, led to the 15-minute cities stuff catching on in such a big way. But this is what happened.

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2 years

They keep coming up with more and more creative ways of telling you they went to Oxbridge

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2 years

On the one hand GBBO Mexican week was horrendous but on the other it has rattled loads of yanks who have bios like “Ohioan in NYC 🏙 | Cat Daddy 🐱 | It’s always a good time for IPA 🍺 | Assistant Director of Digital Marketing @ Schlump”

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2 years

Was just wondering how seriously people are taking this, but realised I don’t really know how seriously I’m taking it.

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2 years

Sorry, but “The fact I still feel imposter syndrome even after earning the world’s first known PhD on Digital Diplomacy is absurd” is an objectively funnier sentence than “We’ve had the internet for 10 years”

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2 years

The fact I still feel imposter syndrome even after earning the world’s first known PhD on Digital Diplomacy is absurd. While Nadine Dorries, the Sect of State for Digital, Media and Culture can confidently state on live TV that the Internet is 10 years old.

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1 year

The sound that once sent a shiver down the Roman legionary's spine! The bellow of a reconstructed carnyx - a war trumpet used by Iron Age Celts, Gauls, and Germans to incite troops to battle and instil terror in the enemy.

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1 year

WFH as standard for office-based professional jobs is bad for community and urban vibrancy, makes worker organising more difficult and has accelerated social atomisation. The fact that you personally prefer it doesn't change those things.

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2 years

Captain Tom’s daughter:

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3 years

mfw the conductor on the train to Euston starts talking about the different speeds we’ll be travelling at

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Aaron Bastani

@AaronBastani

1 year

I don’t support the death penalty, because of miscarriages of justice, but a recent debate I had with @ClarkeMicah demonstrated it’s not as simple as this. Half the country supports it - do you think they shouldn’t be allowed to participate in politics? Really?

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10 months

🎶 I’m not sick but I’m not well 🎶

George Osborne

@George_Osborne

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#NewProfilePic

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2 years

Hot desking guys - it just works!

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If you have a self-proclaimed “interest in defence policy” they should take the internet away from you

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1 year

Pimm’s must be fuming Aperol has, in the space of a few years, completely destroyed their standing as the tipple of choice for drinks on the patio

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1 year

Fred Again can chair a meeting. He can draft a minute. He can lead a team. He can hold a press conference. He can stay calm in an interview. Those skills look simple, but they’re not, and they’re vital.

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1 year

Remember when everyone drank Blue Moon for a while? That was weird, wasn’t it. Stupid long fluted glass, wedge of orange floating in there, tasted like shit.

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1 year

We desperately need them to hurry up with that separate internet for Americans

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1 year

Grimly amusing that the Times reports this as if it’s some immutable facet of the national character rather than the reflection of a narrative it has helped to push for the past several years.

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1 year

A majority of Britons are sympathetic to discrimination faced by trans people, according polling — but support for them to use single-sex spaces and receive medical treatment in their teens is among the lowest in the world

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3 years

Firstly it should be 43rd, secondly if you’d had that many bears break into your house then you need to get better locks

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3 years

Dad captures moment 43st bear breaks into family home and sits on son's chair

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2 years

When neck oil goes above £7 a pint

Allister Heath

@AllisterHeath

2 years

Britain is in ruins thanks to the failed dogmas of our permanent Leftist elite

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3 years

And the woman who was sipping from that flute of prosecco? Jeremy Corbyn

Mike Scott

@IrkthePurists

3 years

@EmmaBurnell_ @outonbluesix I’ll never forget going to see I Daniel Blake at a cinema in Crouch End and sitting behind a woman who sipped a flute of prosecco throughout.

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2 years

Never gets any less funny

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3 years

He’s lost a man whose top five favourite books are just different volumes of the Alastair Campbell Diaries - it really is all over for Starmer

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1 year

Great Rick Stein segment on Saturday Kitchen where he makes a Moroccan fish stew. Walks you through the recipe in detail, explains what chermoula is, talks about how the olives will add a delicious tang etc. etc. then he eats it and says “this doesn’t really work, don’t make it”

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2 years

Just watching Rick Stein in Cambodia and he’s just started in Phnom Penh by saying “all life is here, but - of course - on a more serious note all death is here because I’ve just been reading about the Khmer Rouge…”

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3 years

Get Rory Stewart to stand as an anti-sleaze independent at the North Shropshire by-election

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2 years

Don’t use Deliveroo today ffs

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1 year

I love King Krule

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9 months

Imagine redoing that crap Oobah Butler bit six years later. New York is, in a very real way, an actual backwater.

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7 months

Why’s it so thin?

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7 months

I’ve done it ladies. He bought me a le creuset. I’m officially off the streets.

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3 years

Fionna on her usual daily scan of Resident Advisor, her finger hovering over the ‘buy tickets’ button as she spots Solardo @ Corsica Studios. No, it just wouldn’t be right.

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3 years

Have noticed Politics for Ali has stopped bothering to add links or context in the replies to a lot of his posts now, so most are now just terrifying disembodied statements with the 🚨 emoji next to them

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1 year

Tonight’s tea: spaghetti with wild garlic pesto, chilli pangrattato, focaccia with rosemary flowers and caprese salad. To drink, a very nice catarratto (£6.99 from the Co-Op)

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1 year

Wild garlic time mfs

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£85k is obviously a very high salary and if you’re ostensibly on the left and think it’s isn’t then the least you should do is shut up about it lol

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Judith Kingston

@JudithKingston

3 years

So you’re telling me British people have roast dinner every Sunday and then to make Christmas really special they have… roast dinner.

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Personally I think if you did Tommy Robinson’s videos for him you should be told to fuck off and never come back. But then I don’t do the hiring for the Byline Times.

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Therapist: the crate of Bud Light with Pickford’s face on it isn’t real, it can’t hurt you The crate of Bud Light with Pickford’s face on it:

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@CiaranBloo Mine is a Iranian guy who loves the Royal Family. He had Charles' coronation on the telly whilst he was doing my beard - thought it he was going to get distracted and accidentally slit my throat.

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I think if I had been such a willing and enthusiastic participant in this country’s utterly debased political and media spheres for as many years as Marie, I might sit this one out.

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3 years

Losing it at this sadboi fancam of Only Fools and Horses ffs

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1 year

Incredible things happening on TikTok

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2 months

Going to walk into the sea, I can't do six weeks of this.

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Someone is blasting out the ‘ Imperial March ( Darth Vaders Theme) on loud speaker around Downing Street as the #Generalelection is being announced 😂😂😂

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No worse feeling than stopping at a services and realising it has an organic farm shop instead of a Burger King

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1 year

If you have wallpaper peeling to this extent it is extremely likely you have at least a moderately serious damp problem that will cost more than “a couple of hundred quid” to fix. Seems fairly obvious that’s the case here as there’s also a dehumidifier running.

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3 years

Critical support for Times Radio for withholding small but irritating amounts of cash from MLC and Sonia Sodha

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2 years

Lining the stomach for an afternoon of drinking. Fry-up police do your worst.

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2 years

Matty discovers the Epping Forest on Google Earth. Suppose it’s a step up from looking at a satellite map of Spain and deciding there are too many train lines.

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There's some remarkable land use around the tube stations on the outskirts of London.

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2 years

Mum and Dad are on holiday in the North East and they’ve just sent this pic of the fish and chips they’re having. The correct amount of scraps.

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1 year

It’s a philosophical question, ultimately. Are you washing yourself for the world, or washing the world off yourself?

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The annoying thing about frozen peas is that they fall out of the bag really easily and then onto the floor whenever you open the freezer. But luckily you can just kick them underneath and they disappear forever.

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1 year

I’ve got to get off TikTok, man

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1 year

What’s that on either side of it? Presumably something really easy to get rid of.

Tom Johnson

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1 year

ah yes, the main road between Sheffield and Manchester, two of England's biggest cities

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2 years

18% inflation will look v different to the 70s and 80s because today looks v different. Pay won’t keep up, for one thing, now unions are weaker. The whole economy runs on consumption, people’s lives run on credit. Nobody, not even older people, know what this will look like.

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3 years

Well, this seems like a bad idea lol

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3 years

lol lmao

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1 year

@pickyouredge Seeing a teenager in Idaho call sweet and sour prawn balls ‘a crime against humanity’

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3 years

After days of godawful Covid chat - which I have definitely contributed to - it’s great to see straightforwardly deranged takes like ‘liking the train guy is ableism’ and ‘the train guy is late capitalism’. We’re getting back to what made this website great.

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2 years

Just incredibly grim. This will make people homeless, will probably be the difference between life and death for some. And we know our government will do nothing about it. Impossible to feel anything except very very angry.

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2 years

Energy price cap in UK expected to rise to £2,800 in October - up by more than £800, regulator warns

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What I mean when I say I’m making six figures

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if a man tells you he makes ‘six figures’ he make $105,000 a year

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1 year

@tom_usher_ A pint of lager should be £3.50, all pizzas should be £6. A bowl of chips at the pub should be £1.50. A Mars Bar should be 50p. It's very simple.

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@LowQualityRegen Last night’s chow mein eaten cold straight out of the fridge one of the GOAT breakfasts, has to be said.

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2 years

Archie, Marry Me by Alvvays - what an absolute belter

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Relaying the Supertanskii drama to my boss in our morning meeting in the hope that I’ll be signed off long-term sick due to mental derangement.

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Italian week at Lidl. Run don’t walk.

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7 months

Publications, magazines, newspapers and written word people, we may have had our disagreements in the past but I’m imploring you to not commission this

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2 years

Me and the rest of polycule saw you from across the cider tent. We have reported you to Prevent.

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The year is 2021AD, you just secured the leadership of the Northern Independence Party at the absolute height of its power. What do you do to make certain it survives until modern times?

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I’m actually the only person who does understand

Jason Howerton

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2 years

I don't think many of you understand just how rough things could get over the next 12-24 months.

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2 years

*Describing a walkable city to an American* imagine a pizza box

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2 years

I would love to live here

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2 years

It’s high time we call out Paddington 2 for what it is: FBPE propaganda

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11 months

Could probably drastically improve my life by just drinking pints slightly slower, I reckon

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2 years

Literally unbelievable

Bronwen Maddox

@bronwenmaddox

2 years

Astonishing figure @BBCNews just cited - that a third of the UK might have met the Queen, given all her efforts to meet the public

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2 years

Yeah, there's almost no crossover between Oxbridge wankers and people who wear bucket hats

Hugh Jones

@hughhrjones

2 years

Who exactly is the target market for this

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Aaron Bastani

@AaronBastani

2 years

Mick Lynch was an electrician that kept Eurostar running. A giant train running under a sea for Christ sake. People like him make this country tick. ‘Workshy’. What the hell have you done by comparison?

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