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I makea the short films.

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@BurnishedAbbey
Abbey | Sadly Cracked at Fortnite
16 days
I’m watching this movie rn and this is so funny dawg. She is repeatedly doping herself up so she can even move and even then is on the verge of passing out the entire scene.
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@joerussotweets
Joe Russo
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The birth in PROMETHEUS *is* the most intense scene in the movie, BUT… My wife went through a similar surgery and, fuck, I don’t care how many pain killers she took, Shaw should’ve been in bed for weeks, not running down hallways and rolling away from falling alien spaceships.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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Odd moment where they imply Logan said these words in that scene earlier when he never does
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@BurnishedAbbey
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6 months
Nevermind that was very easy to find, anyways: How does this happen?
@BurnishedAbbey
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6 months
Not a complaint but I swear to god in Dune 2, during the scene where they shoot off the atomic, there’s 2 Chalamet’s in the same shot. And I cannot find any camrips to corroborate this.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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An actual Spider-Man story would’ve had Peter’s doubts be entirely internal, his doubt initially holding him back from visiting the sick child, but ultimately he would go anyway. Then through this encounter his hope would be brought back. It’s not hard Gavin.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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The only reason she isn’t in bed for weeks is because this is a MOVIE that takes place 70 YEARS in an alternate future with spaceships and aliens. Why wouldn’t there be drugs to keep her up and going
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@BurnishedAbbey
Abbey | Sadly Cracked at Fortnite
2 years
@StarDumbJam Someone didn’t watch The Pentaverate 🥴
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@jbromovies Honestly if you remove that last tweet and make it all lowercase it’d pass today.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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1 year
@EPM106 I mean it’s the obvious choice but this is so funny.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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3 years
@den_geeks Them showing Riddler’s face in an official clip was unforgivable.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@marvels_mcu @Canarygrayson Acting like this is any better lmao. I really liked this premiere but this scene is so unclear and hard to follow.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@the_snickman This is gonna do numbers on 480p horizontally-stretched cable reruns
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@BurnishedAbbey
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6 months
My first instinct was that this was a little oddity born from a want to have both shots during the editing process, but I hadn’t considered it may be intentional. I’m very intrigued by the choice.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@Tanner_Slavin Before I go and check I’m gonna guess it’s just “the second one.”
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@BurnishedAbbey
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3 years
I only began watching The Owl House last month, but it’s already crept it’s way into my heart. It is so incredibly charming and cute and has such wonderful characters, and it represents so many different groups of people. It deserves to continue on. #SavetheOwlHouse
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@bigmonkeong My Buddy Eric is definitely meant to be a joke lol
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@joshtenet
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Brendan Fraser was good in KotFM but he was moving like a character in a video game selection screen in this shot
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@nickogeorge22 @812filmreviews @doug_1399 Hamil don’t count. He’s been doing VO work for years. Hell he’s in the dub for the first Ghibli movie.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@7Spideycomics Bro does not pay attention
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@jeremylovesyall To be fair, they’re specifically commenting on his ability to perform rage, which is an area where being loud is usually a fine thing.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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6 months
Okay many people’s takeaway from this is that I don’t understand transitions. Cool.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@7Spideycomics This actually goes hard, video games need more swearing.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@kwp1039 @HenryJBaugh @justin_bunka @_Hokuto_No_Ben_ It’s literally just the camera moving at the same time as the hatch.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@AidanMcGreenie They are not, however they have direct influence over how these costumes will look.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@ronettepuIaski @EPM106 I have never seen anyone talk about how weird it was to include the nudity of these two children in the movie. All I ever see is how hot people thought they were in middle school. In this common age of speaking out against such abuse, I never see any care for this.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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1 year
Apparently this is how the animated series handled it, which I haven’t seen. A fucking cartoon knew how to do it
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@PoorOldRoloTony While I can agree that quite a bit is dedicated to setup for another movie, we were given a prime example why it shouldn’t be attempted as one film 40 years ago.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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Why has the response to this been “erm actually they’re VARIANTS so it’s fine” when what makes these scenes resonate is not that we’re saying goodbye to these characters, it’s that we’re also saying goodbye to these actors in this role.
@alejandroxpadi
van watches movies
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Both of these scenes mean nothing now
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@yy_browne @artmachine8096 @CaptainGalxy Thor makes a joke about Hulk being vicious to Bruce and Natasha, if you wanna count that. Otherwise, I recall no other scenes between them. Maybe at the Barton house.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@charleetwatter All that shit for Spider-Man only to ended with “directed by Edgar Wright” is hilarious.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@joshtenet All of this is pretty funny but there’s this underlying nature of just, “yeah shameik heheh.. that’s enough man.”
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@BurnishedAbbey
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1 year
@EPM106 Movie is both timeless and yet a perfect time capsule.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@PhysicalMedia_ Please just stick to Physical Media reporting and abandon the engagement bait shit. These are good movies! People like them! What else is there to even say??
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@pakejanek The one with the people I find attractive
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@jeremylovesyall Definitely think it resembles him quite a bit here. Easily believable as something non-intentional though. They’re just similar looking people.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@spherection Not sure how this clip would elicit that reaction
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@TrevorFromEarth Actually, no. Paul stabs Feyd with his own blade, which Feyd had used to stab Paul in the stomach. But in doing so, directed Feyd’s blade into his own shoulder.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@kittischmitti Great replies there.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@Classicboiis @Get2DaChopra See but even when they match the hair color to the character when it’s a black actor, it’s still an issue.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@EPM106 Totally is. Paul distinctly wears the dark robes over his stillsuit and you can’t tell me those aren’t Timmy’s curls.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@iwagender Replies are sad because it’s clear they detransitioned due to societal factors and not due to any loss of their identity.
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@The_GM_is_God So many variations of “What is a boomerang gonna do against Superman” comments and like, what the fuck is a gun gonna do?
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@secretxsphynx How young do YOU think Gen Z is lol
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@Goldxn_Violin I noticed this the first time I watched it. I find it most weird since he has the exact same reaction to these guys having some dumb power and… the death of his best friend. Not an inexcusable choice but really weird to not find a differentiation in response between shots!
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@jbromovies Thought it was cool when they used this exact shot of Zendaya again for like a flash in Part Two. Was regraded to fit the film too.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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I’m surprised by the number of absolute shooters this one has. I don’t know man, I kinda just thought the scene didn’t go far enough in any direction to really be wowed by it
@joerussotweets
Joe Russo
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If you didn’t like this sequence in ALIEN: ROMULUS, I’m sorry to say, you don’t actually like movies.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@Jacencage I watched it on Twitter don’t be dragging me j to that lol
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@BurnishedAbbey
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6 months
@AmigoP247 Well there certainly is a cut there, there has to be. But it’s edited as one continuous shot.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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6 months
Not a complaint but I swear to god in Dune 2, during the scene where they shoot off the atomic, there’s 2 Chalamet’s in the same shot. And I cannot find any camrips to corroborate this.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@cdnursebaker I am, dw. This isn’t a complaint.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@jbromovies I was 10 years younger I think it was okay of me to think this was the best movie I’d ever seen.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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1 year
@EPM106 Pretty good line! Too bad you can’t FUCKING HEAR IT
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@evemmore @kimwexlcrs Struggling to see how this specifically shuts out women. Assumedly most parents could find someone to watch their child while they go out to drink? And if not, then I don’t see how that specifically hurts single mothers and not single fathers as well.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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People seem to be replying to this under the assumption that I don’t understand the concept of “not showing part of conversation until later” do you people realize when films do this they, y’know, allude to it in the moment. This little dialogue literally couldn’t have happened😭
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@FilmUpdates We won’t forget.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@Me12982 @DiscussingFilm Present it to a larger audience and to give a different take on it?
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@Knuckle_HeadTV The problem isn’t the CG itself, it’s the ethics surrounding it and what implications it could cause for both the future of Star Wars and cinema in general.
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@TheeDCstan To be fair the original tweet just says he’s responsible for it, which is what Phastos himself believes in the film.
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@jeremylovesyall I was looking at the blue sign thinking it’d have been cool to place the gunshots in the upright corner of it and have it look like the American flag. I then realized it itself is the upright corner of the American flag and the barbed wire is the stripes 😀
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@BurnishedAbbey
Abbey | Sadly Cracked at Fortnite
3 years
@masonm09 @iliketoclap @MCU_Direct That was reused footage from Spider-Man 3. Glad to know it wasn’t that noticeable to some people.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@spherection My coworkers don’t even watch movies (I also work at a theater, I think you do)
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Why is this getting so many likes I’m taking potshots at this movie lol
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@BurnishedAbbey
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2 years
@BorkEternal Pretty deceptive marketing, and not in the good way.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@jbromovies What a fucking insane 180° holy shit
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@longestsoloever This exact same situation but with Saul Goodman, Jimmy McGill and Slippin’ Jimmy
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@Douggernaut_2 Had these friends in elementary school who turned the film off genuinely having thought they replaced Myers.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@Schaffrillas I truly don’t get it. Everybody thought 2016 was miserable, it was personally one of the worst years of my life. What has changed in the paradigm?
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@Vaughanilla_ @William51197448 @comics_jeff Bro doesn’t do every piece of side content right when he can 😂
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@BurnishedAbbey
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1 year
I just saw Coraline (Remastered)! I saw it last year in theaters and bought the newest 4K release soon after. I was excited to see the new “never before seen scenes from the Laika Archive”, but unless they were extremely minute… there was nothing new?
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@BurnishedAbbey
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Composition of this scene has always fascinated me, where this first shot in one of the best of the series and extremely effective, but every other angle of her levitation is very goofy looking.
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@FilmUpdates
Film Updates
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2 years ago today, ‘STRANGER THINGS 4’ premiered on Netflix.
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@RedLReviews Best part is that this isn’t the final take!
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@PaxOrion84 @Classicboiis @Get2DaChopra That is a false equivalency. Green skinned people do not exist.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@marvels_mcu @odogwu_dash @Canarygrayson Titania quite literally teleports. Maybe hard to follow isn’t the exact phrase I should use, but that is just terrible continuity.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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1 year
@Fabio_JSupes @meteormajeure Not sure if this is a joke but it actually is in the movie, except without the blunt lol
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@BurnishedAbbey
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2 years
@conquercomics Wdym foreshadowing the pattern on the window and chair aren’t similar at all? 😭
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@BurnishedAbbey
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1 year
@HailEternal We don’t need to be dragging Spy Kids into this. Robert Rodriguez can do whatever he wants.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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1 year
@bornposting I’ve always found him lying to the 911 operator about Walter attacking Skylar extremely effective. Some have tried to explain it away with logic, but I believe he intentionally lied. He didn’t even question standing up against Walt to protect his mom.
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4 months
@N7aClGamer Still have to wonder if the ending’s ambiguity and the non-obvious choice of his fate makes it more heartbreaking or not.
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@PastelN0ir @DoppioTA67 @unka290 @directorsmiso You questioned that and not Suicide Squad? Lol
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@BurnishedAbbey
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2 years
@TheQuiver_ Spider-Man films have never let down in this regard, that’s why he da goat.
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@ecto_fun What appears initially to be an infant nazi saluting is revealed to be a hand holding an picture of an old man.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@Brandon12787 @DiscussingFilm I think that’s the point.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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@localhero_eli @LanternJS Angela Basset’s son did the viral meme where you tell your parents a famous celeb has died, except he told her that it was Michael B Jordan
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This video induces a rage in me very few things can and 90% of that is purely in his voice while singing this dehumanizing garbage
@ZeroSuitCamus
Claire Penis
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Just made this video. Let me know what you think!
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@BurnishedAbbey
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2 years
@EPM106 “you can’t lose sight of those family dynamics” Oh yeah it’s a good thing they didn’t entirely cut Cassie’s mom and step dad out of the story.
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3 years
@AniTweetCity @beegirlphoebe I hate how everyone looks nearly exactly like their show counterpart... except Homer, Marge and Flanders.
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@MazdakP @conquercomics That’s exactly what it means. Quantumania post credit scenes shows Kang in an older point in the timeline, established into that world. The second He Who Remains died and the multiverse was set free, any variant could pop up at any point in time.
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5 months
@EPM106 Dude thinks we won’t kill him with hammers
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@BurnishedAbbey
Abbey | Sadly Cracked at Fortnite
4 months
I know Dawn is the greatest film ever but I’m sorry this is easily the best moment of any of these three films
@BurnishedAbbey
Abbey | Sadly Cracked at Fortnite
4 months
I never want to see that Caesar crying gif again.
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@BurnishedAbbey
Abbey | Sadly Cracked at Fortnite
3 years
The Owl House Spoilers: “Hunting Palisman” was a very interesting episode, and I didn’t expect it to go the way it went. Hunter is a really intriguing character and he’s definitely become one of my new favorites. His interactions with Belos and especially Luz were amazing
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@BurnishedAbbey
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7 months
@jeremylovesyall Gonna make 600-800mil easy. Only Marvel of the year (I do think audiences will know the difference between this and Sony lol), and its familiar fan-service shit is much more akin to NWH, which made a billion. No way this fails.
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@BurnishedAbbey
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3 months
Can’t wait for this to come out in digital as this particular frame is probably from the singular best camera movement of the year
@spherection
sage
3 months
oh yeah that’s the good stuff
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@BurnishedAbbey
Abbey | Sadly Cracked at Fortnite
1 year
@LanternJS You just don’t get it Corona’s are essential to the lore.
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@BurnishedAbbey
Abbey | Sadly Cracked at Fortnite
2 years
@LewisJo58265023 The conversations surrounding Jenna in particular are just revolting, and scarily widespread. Have even heard the sentiment shared in real life.
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@BurnishedAbbey
Abbey | Sadly Cracked at Fortnite
2 years
@Browntable_Ent It’s a harmless joke but the fact no one’s talking about how this is High Republic era is sad.
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@BurnishedAbbey
Abbey | Sadly Cracked at Fortnite
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@furiosadyke Am I crazy or is that car making an elephant noise
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@BurnishedAbbey
Abbey | Sadly Cracked at Fortnite
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@FilmUpdates Is this an actual child? I legitimately cannot tell if this is a real kid with a fake background or jus the adult version’s face pasted onto a small body.
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