My birthday is coming up at the end of the month and I made a wishlist to send to my friends, enemies and family, much bless. 🤭
Reserve sth on it if you want to get it for me🙈. You can use the link or the qr code thankss
In 2011, my heavily pregnant aunt visited my home and asked me to serve her a plate of rice with ”plenty rice but small stew”. I brought her the plate and she immediately slid out of her chair to her knees on the floor sobbing terribly. I freaked out and called my mom bc I didnt
Mahn i almost dragged someone’s mummy’s scarf this morning ni sha. I was standing at aare looking for a bike when this woman goes “sister! Your skirt is too short! If you were my daughter etc etc” Looks at the bike man beside her “if they rape her now she will be talking”
Know what to do. My mom came and
asked her what happened. My aunt, with tears running down her face looked up at her and wailed ”THE STEW IS TOO SMALL!”. I have never come that close to running mad since that day.
Never changed it up for a woman so much in my life, yanked off my face mask and told her the fuck off. She come dey cry dey yarn me sorry, bike men too dey gather say “sister calm down pls e rora”
In her life again if she sees a short skirt she’ll get goodebumps. Idiot
The Banana Bread is POPPING guys.
These huge cake slices are also popping.
You can order each for 1,000 and first 12 orders get free delivery 😋
And if you want cakes with a lil something 🍃, dm me 😉
Pls rt 🥺👉🏾👈🏾
I just feel like its only a matter of time before i am wearing the wrong clothes at the wrong time in the wrong place. Worst part is all the clothes are wrong, all the places are wrong, all hours are wrong. Cant catch a fucking break
Woke up from a nightmare where I entered my criminology exam hall but it was law of torts questions that came out and i panicked and ran away but Atiku was the invigilator and he ran after me with the answer booklet and said i must write the exam. Tf?
Me when i was suicidal: omg can’t wait to go home and drown myself in a vat of acid+ i hate myself
Ppl: omg haha betty you’re so funny
Non-suicidal me now: lol am die💀
Ppl: BETTY DON’T BE DEPRESSED ! CHIN UP! SENDING POSITIVE ENERGY! THE ALTITUDE OF YOUR MAGNITUDE IS APTITUDE!
Omw home today a group of secondary school girls came up to me giggling and said “aunty you’re so fine”. OBVIOUSLY I’m the most beautiful girl in the world, I have the support of the youth!
N O T H I N G works in this stupid country. Not the police, not nafdac, not SON, not the civil service, not phcn. Nada. Kosi. Zero.
No government body that’s supposed to help mitigate any citizen hardship/inconvenience is on game
“Your generation drank milk, ate full chicken and ruined the country”...yen yen yen. Let’s even assume we did. So what is your generation going to do about it? Watch more Big Brother?
Guys I write for
@LOUDRMag
so if you’re a Nigerian/African musician who dropped music recently or will drop some music in the future, email it to me @ betty
@radrafrica
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I might just review it😉😘
To everyone justifying yahoo, I hope (from the bottom of my heart) that they scam you of that 20k that you wanted to use to flex with your friends. Idiots.
Edakun
If you got my number without my knowledge and you try to message me and i ask you to introduce yourself and you refuse, im going to assume you are insane and block you. Its not by force to talk to me im not that interesting
Its not too late in 2018 to get some sense thnx
Young lady your skirt is too short
Me: okay sir your trousers are too long.
The idiot was now staring at me in confusion.
How do you hope to alleviate the pressure of poverty and suffering in your life when you can’t mind your business as early as 8am in the morning??