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Why the fuck did we let morning people set the world's operating schedule

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The best criticism I ever heard of GoT S8 was that it was "a destination so bad, it invalidated the journey." That you couldn't enjoy any part of it anymore, knowing where it would wind up And then, incredibly, in the same year we get The Rise of Skywalker

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Android: listening at high volume with headphones may damage hearing Me:

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What a deal

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Imagine living in a fake time zone like Central or Mountain or Pacific Like that was somehow an acceptable way to go through life

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@ShadowTodd You do not owe yourself this. You owe yourself the opposite of this. If you have any shred of self-love absolutely do not listen to Space Jazz

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Obligatory plug for my podcast @JoestarAllstars in reply to this dumb tweet which is indisputably the farthest-reaching thing I have ever done #JoJo #JoJosBizarreAdventure #anime #podcast

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Hello, Sunrise, my eternal nemesis

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Ever look at your Steam library and see a game that you are 100% sure you don't own? Like, you would never have bought it, nobody would ever have gifted it to you, you've never seen it before in your life? That happens to me four or five times a year.

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Babby

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Thanks for coming to my TED Talk

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I told @ShadowTodd he was going to be an uncle and his reaction was "oh wow, you're having a baby... What do I do with it? I don't know how to be an uncle"

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@lolesports 🐐🐐🐐🐐

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I was a guest on @SongVsSongPod this week! Come hear me give the '90s baby perspective on "Move Along" vs. "Ocean Avenue" while @ShadowTodd tries desperately to keep @AlinaIsYou interested

61: "Move Along" vs. "Ocean Avenue"

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@TheMickster24 @ShadowTodd Counterpoint: a Nate Dogg hook seamlessly bridges any two rappers from the '90s or early '00s

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6 years

Courtesy plugs for all the people who bring me joy weekly but I never give money to: @LaserTimeShow @302010podcast @Marshall_LR @lsv @LordsofLimited

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@ShadowTodd Don't worry--YouTube will delete it for you.

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I measure the quality of my days by how little time I was required to wear socks

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My child came home 😭😭😭

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So now that I'm back to work and long commutes again, I'm catching up on @SongVsSongPod . Part of this was... well, listening to "My Humps" in full. I was well aware of what the song was, I had heard bits of it before, but never the whole thing. And now it's EATING MY BRAIN

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@thelindsayellis As an amateur etymologist myself, perhaps you want an entomologist, from the Greek "entomon", meaning insect?

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Just got done with @ShadowTodd 's latest Trainwreckords, and... fucking hell, that was the most pain I've ever been in during one of his reviews

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@ShadowTodd Like most of these terrible and stupid Blurred Lines aftershocks, I would literally never have drawn the comparison on my own

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@michaelharriot @realDonaldTrump As a government employee, if I had had that much debt I would have been disqualified from my position before I was ever hired. That was actually in the job description

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I don't know what a meta is for, but I never metaphor I didn't like

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Why are babies designed with such perfect outsides but horrifically nonfunctional insides

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@ShadowTodd By the halfway point I was totally exhausted just *listening* to it, let alone watching it. Struggling to catch my breath sitting in my chair watching a video

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Like, when he had me listen to American Life, Cut the Crap, Summer in Paradise, the lead single from Van Halen III, those were all singularly miserable experiences, but none of them felt nearly as bad during the review because of the editing and narration

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4 years

So far my son's mastered skills include: -clawing at his own face -violently pushing away everyone who loves him and everything he wants

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@ShadowTodd Did they forget they were making a movie? You know, a feature film? Because what I just watched certainly felt like I was watching a PSA in between cartoons and not a goddamn movie

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But even those couldn't lessen the sting of Funstyle. I'm so grateful he didn't ask me to give it a listen beforehand because jesus fuck he would not be getting a Christmas gift this year

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@ShadowTodd Shocked at the possibilities he has pondered

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5 years

Me-e-eee Ooh-ooh-ooh-oooohh I'm the only one of me 'Cause I don't wanna be I don't wanna sit still, look pretty

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3 years

One of my favorite things I found in my Metallica research is Lars originally trying to be a flashy drummer, but coming to appreciate/emulate Charlie Watts's no-frills-no-bullshit approach. "I used to think that stuff was easy but it's not, it's hard. It's fucking hard."

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There's a huge sign on the side of the Bengals' stadium that reads "YOU LIVE IN CINCINNATI" and that sounds like an accusation more than anything else

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Truly an episode full of strictly on-topic discussion and no nonsense whatsoever

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3 years

New episode! @TFWaffleman makes his second straight appearance (he begged us) so that we can argue "Easy Lover" vs. "Maneater." Watch out boy, she'll take your heart but you won't feel it!

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@AcaciaMunson said afterward she was worried for him, like having to deal with this radioactive toxic waste of an album would have severe permanent effects on his health (and possibly his career)

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Follow your dreams, kids

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I am still holding out for a last-minute invite to guest on this

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My experience: >this beat rules, is a genius actually >okay, a mad genius >okay, an *evil* mad genius >is he actually a fucking moron, why is this song LIKE THIS >?????????? >am I just too dumb to understand the secret brilliance of "My Humps"??? >no

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@ShadowTodd @CharTweetsStuff "Clocks" feels like what most people might think of, but "Viva La Vida" may have overtaken it

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2 years

Vegas Beckoned Podcasts About Heartbreak Written When I Was Young

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2 years

New ep! We welcome @TFWaffleman back, and see which king rock band of Vegas has the better jealousy anthem of 2005, @thekillers ' "Mr. Brightside" or @PanicAtTheDisco 's "I Write Sins Not Tragedies"! Spotify: Google:

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@ShadowTodd I told you once Now I told you twice Neither of those songs Is beating "Dynamite"

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@maro254 I love this card's design. I understand the reasoning behind wanting it to be Eternal, but I think "no more subgames in Eternal" is just a good philosophy. If there had been a different way to template it, I would have pushed that to remove the subgame barrier.

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This was a fun episode! Very light and fluffy. I'm apparently the go-to guest for early '00s pop-rock, which I do not mind at all. Can't wait for them to pull the rug out from under me one day when they call me in for a Pink Floyd episode

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3 years

New on @SongvsSongPod ! We brought in @Shadowtodd 's brother @TFWaffleman to embarrass him! Which is the better song about moms, "1985" or "Stacy's Mom"?

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@AMAG_ow @ShadowTodd "Call Me Maybe" is easily the best or second-best song on Kiss, though

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@SongVsSongPod @ShadowTodd Man, I just realized I forgot to plug my own podcast on the episode. Go listen to @JoestarAllstars if you like JoJo's Bizarre Adventure and would like to hear my voice again. I also get to talk about popular music over there!

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Looks like so far the #LCS Promotion Tournament is showing the value of big-league experience.

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@ShadowTodd "Clean" deserves so much better than this

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3 years

so did @SongVsSongPod do this or

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@ShadowTodd Can't believe I sat down at my piano to play this out like I'm Adam Neely or something and didn't already know what it was

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5 years

For me, the top-of-mind answer (at least musically) is an easy 1994.

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@ShadowTodd I listened to the audiobook read by the guy who played Dexter, and let me tell you, that was a harrowing experience. Well worth it, but really pushing the limits, especially with the way it ends.

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In case any of you don't know me at all, here's everything you need

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@ShadowTodd Adding Sean Paul to "Cheap Thrills" made that song DRAMATICALLY worse but I don't really blame Sean Paul for that

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@Frodan @Mortdog @BeccaTILTS is the only one here I've actually watched but she's def in the right group

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@ShadowTodd Blurred Lines is the ultimate verge trainwreckord, right? I just woke up with this thought in my head (mostly because I am always thinking about Paula, the album)

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@ShadowTodd DEMAND TO SEE THE POLAR VORTEX'S MANAGER. MAKE IT RUE THE DAY IT TRIED TO GIVE TODD NATHANSON AN ICE CAR!

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In @ShadowTodd and @DanyOrdinary 's latest Song Vs. Song podcast, they mention that 1984 was a HUGE year for pop culture. What other years stand out to you as massive pop culture years?

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@ShadowTodd It's Barbie who rocks a rhyme

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Also babby

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Soulwarming

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@ShadowTodd Just gimme that bomb beat from Dre

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@ShadowTodd If the ask is "you have just one song to describe Cake to someone", you go with Short Skirt/Long Jacket. But if the ask is "which Cake sing has had the most enduring impact", that's definitely The Distance.

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Just eliminated @kentwuhoo from a game of Hyper Roll. Unfortunately still only went 2nd, but always fun to beat a member of the dev team

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I don't want a lot for Christmas Please just go the fuck to sleep

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Babby?

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2 years

@ContraPoints Can I interest you in Monday Night RAW

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OHHH MY GOD somebody animated part of our podcast! Thank you so much!

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3 years

A little animation for @JoestarAllstars from S4E17! Please enjoy 💖 ~ #animation #jjba

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@LCSOfficial @esports_kobe While watching this I said "And the faithful shall be rewarded" out loud like 3 seconds before Kobe started talking and it felt so goddamn good

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11 years

@ShadowTodd Actually yelled "god dammit Todd" at my computer when I got it.

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@SongVsSongPod Sting is one of the best parts of "Money for Nothing" Jack White is one of the best parts of "Danger! High Voltage" Stevie Nicks is one of the best parts of "Little Lies" John McCrea is one of the best parts of "Fred Jones Pt. 2"

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The notifications keep coming in. It's self-sustaining now. How long before it becomes self-aware

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4 years

How in the world was I part of making something so perfect

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6 years

WHAT HAPPENED

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@ShadowTodd Mystery Skulls. Definitely Mystery Skulls.

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@AlinaIsYou I did like him in The Crown even though he was playing a villain

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@Mortdog Rewrite Kled's tooltip so the 4-hit comes before the dismount clause, for clarity's sake

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4 years

I'm glad @DanyOrdinary kind of nails this feeling by wondering aloud whether the song is dada, some kind of absurdist surreal abstract art. That review @ShadowTodd mentions of 10/10 beat with 0/10 lyrics is also SPOT ON. The absolute brain-melting duality of "My Humps"

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@carlgoodtoseeu1 @lsv If you want a more specific idea of how insane it is, the parry input has a 1/15-of-a-second window per hit, and he has to parry every single hit of the super or he dies (even if he just blocks).

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@ShadowTodd I just miss the days when having more than one verse was considered a virtue.

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y'all twitter kids are fucking tiresome

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@michaelharriot As someone who has to drive through Windsor regularly, I can tell you that speed traps are the #1 source of revenue for like seven towns along US 460

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2 years

@ShadowTodd ACTING IS HARD, the Sia x WALK THE MOON mashup album

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6 years

Hot takes, courtesy of random bathroom graffiti

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@chrisbrown Maybe they, too, can one day become felons.

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Like, if Paula is the telephone pole with Robin Thicke's car-eer wrapped around it, Blurred Lines is definitely the massive patch of black ice 200 yards ahead of it that started the out-of-control fishtailing

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3 years

I am still holding out for a last-minute invite to guest on this

What We Todd in the Shadows

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3 years

Lookin' for more votes in the Song vs. Song poll! We are doing "Maneater" vs. "Easy Lover" so vote now in the eternal Phil Collins vs. Hall & Oates debate

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I was gonna go to bed But then baby cried I was gonna wake up feeling refreshed But that baby cried Now I can hardly open my two eyes Because baby cried Because baby cried Because baby criiiied LA DA DA DA DA DA

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4 years

@AcaciaMunson and I made dis

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In honor of Carly Rae Jepsen, the eternal queen of my Spotify Wrapped, forever the headliner of my Top 5 artists, I have prepared a bunch of top 5 lists that I will be doling out a day at a time over the next two weeks

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@AlinaIsYou Shut the fuck up?

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@ReidDuke @ChannelFireball I was a daily CFB reader for years and stopped cold as soon as the paywall went up. So stoked to see this

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2 years

@AlinaIsYou Running with Scissors has the best suite of parodies, while Alpocalypse has the best originals/style parodies. I'm not sure which is the more consistent overall, but I'm leaning toward Alpocalypse

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@maro254 I feel like we have really missed some opportunities for "Island Jace", "Bolas God", and "Sorin Wall"

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@Marshall_LR What's your sweet spot on this? 6 mana to make 2.5 treasures, ping your opponent for 1.5 and draw 1.5 cards (assuming you have a decent density of UR gold cards)? I'm not sold that's good enough. How much do you have to spend to be happy here?

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