Big Meech @betameech Twitter profile

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Big Meech

@betameech

3 months

Getting a Harris VP before a Nadu ban is crazy

Pop Crave

@PopCrave

3 months

Kamala Harris is expected to announce her pick for vice president as early as Monday.

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Just did an intake with the parents of a 13 year old kid, he's had a lot of problems connecting with past therapists, I asked them what he enjoys doing and they go "there's this game he's super into, it's called Magic..."

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@betameech

6 months

The orzhov bronco deck is a touching tribute to OJ Simpson

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@betameech

2 months

Mail day!

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@betameech

9 months

*putting my 2nd hammer on the stack with sigarda's aid in play* no dude I promise I won't put this on the unblocked attacker I'm actually going to decline the trigger, I just want to draw a card off my puresteel paladin. No need to use your interaction!

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@betameech

8 months

Not to start any d*scourse but I'd be remiss if I didn't point out that they had to stop firing "on demand" drafts this weekend due to lack of table space while there were like 50+ mostly empty tables chilling in the c*mmand z*ne the entire weekend

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@betameech

8 months

If I make the PT because I open 8 mythic rares in my sealed pool do I have to tell people that's how it happened or can I lie

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@betameech

3 months

Not sure if magic Twitter has any trans girls with adhd who can relate to this??

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@betameech

9 months

NEW DRIP ALERT

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@betameech

1 year

@LarrowMicah Ask my opponent if their discard spell is duress or thoughtsieze Opponent doesn't understand Repeat the question They laugh. "It's a good discard spell sir" Call the judge over for a ruling It's Inquisition of Kozilek

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@betameech

6 months

@masoneclark You have a beautiful enrichment enclosure. Lucky man

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@betameech

1 year

This is how it feels to play RCQs

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1 year

i know im in the dumpster elo of chess but its wild to play people who have an entire read on my soul and family line immediately followed by a guy who just enjoys moving the horsie around for 7 opening moves

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@betameech

8 months

I think in the 2 years I've been a comp magic player and watching big events this is the most surprising meta graphic I have seen. Wtf is rakdos vampires

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@betameech

6 months

I have played two (2) rounds of temur analyst in paper at this store championship and have already decided I'd rather die than do this for 9+ rounds in Dallas

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@betameech

9 months

@xzmce If he's a Titan player I may have to terminate services

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@betameech

8 months

You couldn't have me doing PT coverage. Staff and fans would be begging me to stop as I drop my 374th "vein ripper? I hardly know her!" Of the tournament

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@betameech

9 months

I'm excited for Chicago but spending 200 bucks on a pass to then spend 360 bucks to play 1 event each day of the con is a little nuts

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@betameech

5 months

@tarmogal If I ever thoughtsieze my opponent and say "lot of good choices here!" Know that I have no idea what to do and clearly don't understand the matchup as well as I thought. They will stare quizzically as I take away the least important card

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@betameech

5 months

My bag, which passed security yesterday with identical contents, was flagged today. TSA takes out my magic cards and I say "please be careful those are very expensive" and proceeds to try and jam them vertically back into my sidewinder bending several of my tokens

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@betameech

11 months

Ohhhh my God you only lost because you got mana screwed? Should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party? Should we invite Mark Rosewater?

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@betameech

5 months

I asked @masoneclark to design a collasus hammer that gives trample and instead he printed meltdown and a bunch of cards that make yawg better

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@betameech

28 days

I went to the gender neutral bathroom at the RC and they neutralized my gender the rest of you should definitely avoid it all day

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@betameech

6 months

57 houses later @barelyRebecca and I have finally gotten an offer accepted! Still need to get through inspection and all that other fun stuff but a huge first step has been checked off and we are looking at a 30 day close to get her down in CT for June!

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@betameech

6 months

Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being funny on Twitter

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@betameech

7 months

This might be relevant if more than roughly 5 cedh players in the world were any good at magic. But don't get me wrong edh is one of my favorite boardgames

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@DraconDebates

7 months

@tirentu Cool, cEDH is far more dynamic and strategically complicated than standard, modern, or pioneer. You have to keep track of the resources of three opponents, careful to not overplay your hand, forcing a counterspell from an opponent and an opportunity for another opponent.

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@betameech

6 months

@RobinIsabellaX Of course you can, legal in edh. Doesn't have to be legal in the format you're playing the cavern in

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@betameech

8 months

Huge shout out to @MaeTcg for her performance in the showdown and also for letting me hold the Prize card

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@betameech

8 months

Dallas invite secured 😎. 5-0 ReCQ with LSV/Sam Pardee's build of rakdos vamps. Deck felt insane all day my scariest match was the mirror

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@betameech

8 months

Great con weekend. Got the ReCQ 5-0 for Dallas invite and earned/bought enough prize tickets to afford this lovely portrait of me and my son Meelo. 3-2 drop in the 5k to hit the road early instead of try and spend 3 hours winning out for top 16

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@betameech

3 months

Sealed is a lame format anyway

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@betameech

5 months

I repeat my initial statement 2 more times before she dumps the cards loose in my bag and says "it's probably a better idea to let you handle it"

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@betameech

3 months

4 hours of sleep, no meds, bad deck, clear head full heart can't lose its RCQ day baby

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@betameech

8 months

Can't believe I picked BYU to win today before learning that their best player was suspended from the team for premarital sex. I want a do over

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@betameech

1 year

CANT PLAY A LOCAL STORE CHAMPIONSHIP IN PEACE WITHOUT HAVING TO FACE 12TH BEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD @ken_takahama

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@betameech

6 months

@RobinIsabellaX What I'm saying is the card being banned doesn't matter it just has to exist in the game

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@betameech

2 months

Happy birthday weirdo

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@betameech

27 days

Might be mental illness but despite just now getting home from DC if you offered me the chance to get up at 8am and play another 9 round modern tourney I would say yes no hesitation

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@betameech

1 month

Few have mastered self care to the degree of my client who has a tradition known as "quesedilla time" where every night at midnight he makes a quesdilla and eats it while picking a random research topic to hyperfixate on

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@betameech

5 months

@darkvulpine They made cheaper yawg in better colors

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@betameech

2 months

I think the secret to good tournament performance is having 7 beers the night before. DM me for more high level coaching like this

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@betameech

2 months

Chemtrails are NOT making the frogs gay. The frogs are making ME gay because I am in love with psychic frog

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@betameech

22 days

Record across last 2 SCGs: 12-4-1 Record across last 2 local rcqs: 3-4 Someone who is good at budgeting wins please help me my family is dying

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@betameech

11 months

THIRD PLACE FOR UNPOWERED VINTAGE LFGGGGGG

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@betameech

3 months

After consulting with all the best magic players I know about how to approach the nadu matchup for tomorrow's rcq I've decided to just play a legacy deck and hope nobody notices

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@betameech

1 year

@SonRebell So close! That is a shape ❤️

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@betameech

9 months

Round 1 of side event my opponent agreed to use the new playmat, I won the match, and he invited me to have a beer in the parking lot. Running incredibly hot rn

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@betameech

3 months

Always happy to have a reason to celebrate my best friend, life partner, and someone who is easily one of my top 500 favorite people to play magic with. I love you and I couldn't imagine my life with anybody else

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@betameech

6 months

Told my mom I was driving back to CT after the pro tour finishes and she said "are you watching or playing". Thanks for believing in me mom

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@betameech

11 months

@stillman_steve My BODY is a MACHINE that turns FORTY DOLLARS into AN 0-2 DROP

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@betameech

11 months

My haters are in shambles

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@betameech

7 months

Had a 16 year old client tonight whose response to my question about her goals for the future of her relationship with her estranged father was "I'm just gonna thug it out"

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@betameech

22 days

@stillman_steve They did identify your wincon tho

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@betameech

10 months

It's gonna be sooooo much more embarrassing when I fail to qualify for the 3000 person RCs

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@betameech

6 months

@RobinIsabellaX It does for the sake of making most dangerous gamer a black border magic legal card which is all you need

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@betameech

4 months

I have a lot of clients who see me primarily to "vent about random shit" and that has allowed us to completely change their lives for the better over the course of a few months. And 90% pay a 10 dollar copay seems like an ok tradeoff for them idk

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4 months

if you see a therapist every week to vent about random shit and update them on your current situationship and you don’t have, like, severe mental illness, you are being scammed

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@betameech

7 months

Thinking everyone in the grocery store hates you has nothing to do with adhd fyi. And also most of these things are experienced by most people

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2 months

Little does she realize I welcome her buying as many plants as she wants so she has less room to argue when I finish buying cards for eweekend

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@barelyRebecca

2 months

How do I gaslight my partner into thinking we already owned all of these

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@betameech

5 months

WAS 12TH ON THE STANDBY LIST TO CATCH A FLIGHT TONIGHT INSTEAD OF 5AM TOMORROW AND WE HIT IT RUNNING HOT BABY

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@betameech

10 months

@SamuelHBlack Commander players think everything is about commander so that one's a freebie

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@betameech

11 months

It is round 4 of EW vintage and I am at table 1

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@betameech

2 months

@MagikarpMTG Oh this is a great twist

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@betameech

1 year

@Burnt_Taco77 Faithless looting is forced to remain banned after you used that art for the tier list

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@betameech

5 months

Elite badge

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@betameech

1 year

@Burnt_Taco77 If you cut the puresteels for forge anew you can play jegantha

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@betameech

23 days

How your homie looks at you when you pull out the pen

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@betameech

9 months

Top 8d my first premodern event with UW stiflenought! Format deck and opponents were all great. Shoutout to @IslandGoSAMe for loaning me dreadnoughts and @ken_takahama for telling me how badly I played game 2 in my top 8 match. Beginners luck OP

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@SCGCON

9 months

⬇️ Here are the top 8 in the #MTG $1k Pre-Modern event! Nicely done making it through the Swiss rounds and good luck to you all in the eliminations. 🍀 #SCGHART

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@betameech

11 months

Current pioneer format: "who need they quintussy ate?" Me, testing for Atlanta: "OMG ME 😍"

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@betameech

6 months

It worked

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@betameech

6 months

Finished a match early in this RCQ at the mall so I'm in a massage chair eating pretzel bites. Gonna have unshakeable mental next round

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@betameech

1 year

Shes a multi-season RCQ champion. He's just Ken

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@betameech

1 year

Happy national GF day my gf @barelyRebecca is an RCQ champion and that's not even her best quality love you ❤️

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@betameech

2 months

Lost win and in for top 8 of the 10k and ended 17th cuz my breakers sucked but still a good day! Frogtide continues to feel great was on @PiemontiAndrea list Storm WLW Jeskai LWL Mirror WW Breach LWW Etron WW Goryo WW Etron LWW The Rock LL @fireshoes

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@betameech

20 days

My reaction when my well meaning friends who are invested in my success tell me to play the best deck in the format

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@betameech

5 months

This man sits down across the table from you and asks you if you want to see his gruul surprise, what do you do

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@BlitzMTG

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@betameech

9 months

A huge congratulations to Chris Gorman ( @Gormanizer3 ) for taking first place in the SCG 10k Dan Dan event! Chris battled through fierce competition to claim the throne of best Dan Dan player. Excited to keep an eye on his future accomplishments!

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@betameech

1 year

@Burnt_Taco77 Don't forget "tempo" which you can twist to describe any of these archetypes if you really want to!

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@betameech

5 months

Becca has 10 seconds to reply or I'm purchasing this for the living room

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@sadvalueinvestr

5 months

The shawtys are saying maybe to the hippo table and I feel like they’re wrong

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@betameech

2 months

Jack did not understand the assignment however I'm 6-1 and hopefully drawing in next round

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@betameech

2 months

Jack and I have decided to try winning matches in the back half of the tournament as well, excited to see how that strategy works for us

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@betameech

1 year

@jakoboffline Every time I go "I'll get the cheap stuff for this deck now in case the hype is real this time" and the hype is never real and I have playsets of foil commons sitting in piles. So anyway I ordered the cheap RW convoke cards this morning

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@betameech

11 months

Many are saying this is one of the best called shots in history right alongside Babe Ruth's home run

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@barelyRebecca

11 months

It was in fact his time

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@betameech

9 months

You're not the boss of me halal takeout container

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@betameech

8 months

Dropped the sealed ptq to play an event more my speed

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@betameech

10 months

@jakoboffline In my opinion these spaces should include alcohol

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@betameech

9 months

Saying goodbye to all my yawg and titan opponents as I leave Denver

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@betameech

9 months

Died in top 4 of the last sealed LCQ so the run is over. Honestly after 10 matches of magic today the thought of having to do that again tomorrow would be very daunting. Excited to spectate friends tomorrow 💯

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@betameech

27 days

Lost my win and in round 9 of the modern 5k to finish 6-2-1 for 30th which somehow did not cash the 400 person event. Still pretty pleased with the result and my play, @EdgarMTG frogeye deck felt insane all weekend and is significantly better than murktide version imo

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@betameech

5 months

If you guys like this feel free to spectate me at the next rcq

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@TheDakpo

5 months

There’s definitely a threshold of skill where 2 players are so bad the matches become INSANELY HYPE. I wish there was a name for this

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@betameech

9 months

2nd premodern tourney, 2nd top 8 😎 3-2 run with stiflenought into a top 8 chop Boros goblins: WLL 8 rack: WW Gruul Goblins: WW UW standstill: WLL Survival combo: WW

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@betameech

9 months

As becca was tweeting this I was in the middle of sending her the message "my real girlfriend is Phyrexian Dreadnought"

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@barelyRebecca

9 months

QRT with favorite pic(s) of you and your partner. Some oldies but goodies 💓

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@betameech

8 months

Got my first ever check from SCG in the mail today. Think I'm gonna frame it

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@betameech

1 month

I cant wait to tell him about this

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@betameech

1 month

Few have mastered self care to the degree of my client who has a tradition known as "quesedilla time" where every night at midnight he makes a quesdilla and eats it while picking a random research topic to hyperfixate on

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10 months

Had my first intake at the new practice and I didn't forget how to do therapy in the month I was off so we are off to a great start

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@betameech

6 months

The guy making my lunch said 3 separate times "now THATS a steak and cheese man!" While it was cooking so I know this sandwich is about to go crazy

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@betameech

19 days

Today in session one of my middle schoolers described someone as "on the spectrum" and then asked me if I knew what that meant

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@betameech

5 months

I'm an industry leader in normalizing this for MTG

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@kyrakiya

5 months

normalize being bad at your hobby!!!! normalize doing something just because you like it!!! normalize doing something that you’re absolutely garbage at but makes you happy!!! 😁😁😁

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@betameech

22 days

Despite dropping this 6:30pm rcq to get home at midnight I will be waking up at 6 to catch a train into NYC and rcq tomorrow morning still

Big Meech

@betameech

22 days

Record across last 2 SCGs: 12-4-1 Record across last 2 local rcqs: 3-4 Someone who is good at budgeting wins please help me my family is dying

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@betameech

24 days

@RobinIsabellaX @comrade1312mtg @awkshayk @amir_mtg Crazy paintballing incident it looks like

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@betameech

9 months

@ThomasDoesALot Real

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@betameech

8 months

I love getting food at a little hole in the wall restaurant where you can tell the line cook and the cashier are sleeping together. You just know the food is gonna slap

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@betameech

6 months

Walking through the door of my 41st house tour prepared to assess the condition of the ceiling and the age of the furnace

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