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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

2 months

Magic gets a lot more affordable when you start shoplifting at Target

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3 months

Magic player sees Arabic name for the first time:

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

6 months

Every MTG top 8 photo has 6 chubby white guys, a trans girl, and the most fuckable twink on the planet who cannot get laid to save his life

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Jakobpablo

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1 year

Being a niche micro celebrity for a childrens card game is not translating into going on dates with goth girls the way i thought it would

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@jakoboffline

9 months

alcohol free queer space for people with no friends??

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Jakobpablo

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20 days

Why has neither candidate brought up the one rings legality in modern?

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

3 months

RCQ grinders want Amalia banned bc they dont know how to interact with women

ricky linn

@alsosteve

3 months

Getting ready for two more RCQs this weekend @Crew3Podcast @Its_Chrismas #Pioneer #BanAmalia

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

1 month

Playing the one ring in Boros is the kind of greed they described in Lord of the Rings

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

4 years

@Gyrophare7 @14__murasaki @pororriken @sapphicbrick @Sander_rr1 @FeatheryTrainer @whispering__ She literally wrote a manifesto defending her transphobia lmao bruh

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

5 months

“Format staples are getting too expensive! Why is sorin a 50 dollar card???” you have a house you can sell. You just dont want it bad enough

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2 months

Comboing with Nadu

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Jakobpablo

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1 year

cEDH this. cEDH that. c a therapist

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Jakobpablo

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5 months

Trying to learn legacy death and taxes as fast as possible. Would it be more effective to grind games on mtgo or head to the nearest queer club looking confused?

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

2 months

Trophied with standard UR otters!

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

11 months

Do you guys think the creatures in Agatha’s soul cauldron ever explore each other’s bodies?

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Jakobpablo

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1 month

Guide of souls when you hit 3 energy

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

10 months

This is literally just a barista in brooklyn

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

1 year

RW convoke will now join the list of broken pioneer decks such as Gearhulk creativity, rogues, Rona combo, Neoform Atraxa, Atraxa Fires

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

2 months

WON THE MODERN CHALLY AGAIN WITH MONO BLACK HAND VOMIT. UHHHHHHHH NICE!

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

1 year

Does this combo work the way i think it does????

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

1 year

Finished Top 4 of the modern challenge with UB Mommytide Big ups to @TaliskerMTGO for the list

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

12 days

If youre feeling inadequate at piloting phoenix ahead of DC i have the solution. Ill be selling vyvanse at the RC DC! Hmu for rates, but straight dudes pay double

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

3 months

Boros energy might be the greatest pioneer deck of all time

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

1 month

TOP 4 OF THE MODERN CHAL WITH MARDU UN GATITO PSPSPSPPSPSPSPSPSPPS

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

2 months

This is like the third doomcident wym this aint you? 😭

d00mwake

@d00mwake

2 months

@boros83158 Hey Charlie. I can't change the past and I am ashamed and embarrassed at how I acted today. I let my emotions get the best of me and that is unacceptable. I am deeply sorry for the way I acted today and I can only try to improve moving forward. That is not who I am as a person.

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

2 years

Top 4 in the modern showcase with sagaless breach! Deck was great! GRAPESHOT PEW PEW

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

2 years

WON THE PIONEER CHALLENGE. UNDEFEATED ON THE DAY. BAN FABLE.

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

1 year

I distinctly remember richard garfield saying “this game is for everyone except poor people” when making it

Conner Roth

@Ohdatpro

1 year

#MTG Hot take: Proxies should not be encouraged. I worked hard for my expensive cardboard and then some people show up with only the "expensive" cards proxied. There's still appropriate times for proxies, but it's insulting for people to shortcut what I've earned. 1/2

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

25 days

HELLO I AM SELLING A PRIMER AND SB GUIDE FOR MARDU ENERGY 🐱⚡️ 10$ USD TO BUY, HALF OFF IF I EVER LIKED ONE OF YOUR THIRST TRAPS RIGHT NOW ITS 3K WORDS AND COVERS THE MOST IMPORTANT MATCHUPS IN THE FORMAT. THIS WILL BE FURTHER FLESHED OUT IN THE COMING DAYS TO COVER EVERYTHING

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

28 days

SPLIT FINALS OF THE MODERN CHALLY WE SINKIN SHOTS FROM HALFCOURT MAN

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

1 year

IF SOMEONE CAN TEACH ME VALO IT MIGHT NOT BE TOO LATE TO PIVOT

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

2 months

Refused to top 8 scg Baltimore in protest of the formats current direction If you ask me those who willingly chose to win out today are on the wrong side of history

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

2 months

WON THE MODERN CHAL WITH NECRODOM RED. LOOKING FORWARD TO SCG BALT :)))

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

11 months

Top 8 the modern chally with Grixis Murktide. Didn’t respect titan got punished, as is life.

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

10 months

Mayer’s art is some of the best in the game and is genuinely so refreshing

Jaffer ➡️ SCGCON DC

@JafferTTV

10 months

Which Abrade art is your go-to? I'm a Game Day promo art person

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

3 months

Top 8 of the sleepy time modern chally. Decklist from Kani. Deck is okay

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

10 months

Any event is positive EV if you’re drunk enough

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

21 days

Listen gang all this whining was fine when it was it was about a deck i didnt like. Now that its about a deck i like im gonna need u guys to chill out

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

10 months

“Hey. You know Ixalan. You probably know this but in 2017-.”

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

10 months

I dont rly get the EV in magic convo, like yea obv the game is awful EV. Esports in general are horrendous EV, except for a select few out of thousands. Engage w the game bc you like it. spending all day in your goon cave is probably better EV than magic.

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

10 months

@SonRebell 🤔🤔🤔

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

2 months

Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

2 months

Trophied with standard UR otters!

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

11 months

The reason murktide doesn’t do well at tournaments isn’t bc its hard to play, it just fuckin sucks 😭

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

8 months

TOP 4 OF THE SLEEPY TIME CHAL WITH CREATIVITY. LOST DUE TO BEING TOO EEPY. GOODNIGHT. THE SPINNING NEVER STOPS

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

30 days

TOP 4 OF THE MODERN CHAL BEST LIST BEST HAIR BEST STYLE BEST FLOW BEST AURA BEST SWAG BEST THROAT GAME BEST SENSE OF HUMOR BEST TASTE IN MUSIC BEST THROAT GAME BEST SMILE NIGHTMARE SUCKS ASSHOLE EVERYTHING ELSE WAS GREAT 10/10

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

2 years

Won the goblin hour modern challenge with Fair Breach. Tweaked the list from @benton_madsen . Joined bc plans got canceled, went the distance.

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

1 year

Queued for denver in the ReCQ. Neato! Thoughtseize! Wow!

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

2 years

Top 4 in the Standard Challenge I HECKIN LOVE JUND!

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

10 months

Me speaking to the first woman i see after three shots of tequila

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

2 months

AFTER TWO CHAL WINS AND A SLEW OF OTHER TOP 8s AND TOP 16s I AM SELLING A DECK & SIDEBOARD GUIDE FOR NECRODOMINANCE ITS 10$ USD TO PURCHASE VIA PAYPAL OR VENMO. PLAY THE ONLY DECK THAT HAS ANY AURA IN THIS HEINOUS FORMAT REPOSTS AND VOUCHES APPRECIATED

Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

2 months

WON THE MODERN CHALLY AGAIN WITH MONO BLACK HAND VOMIT. UHHHHHHHH NICE!

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

2 years

CALL ME THE AMERICAN @misplacedginger THE WAY IM IN THESE E GIRL’S DMs (winning with RB) SECOND IN THE PIONEER CHALLENGE

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

10 months

Sorry i didnt get you anything this Christmas kitten, Daddy cant top 8 a challenge to save his life

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@jakoboffline

10 months

Me sending the homies the perfect RB list for Atlanta. (I took gingers list and added a 4th copter)

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@jakoboffline

10 months

They’re in the mtgo queues

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

2 months

Timed in a match we were locked to win for top 8 of the standy chal deck was insane 🦌

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

11 months

Lost

@misplacedginger

11 months

Finally, I think it's okay to be upset with the formats play patterns and sharing frustrations. I think it's terribly annoying to say the format needs bans all the time because you happen to not be winning. it's okay to do something else with your time

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

1 month

took my girl to her first Bloomburrow draft yesterday and said 'welcome to my world' and she replied 'why does that dude have a playmat of two girls fucking?' and I will remember this night forever

PAUL

@RAVENSCOON

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took my girl to her first rave yesterday and said 'welcome to my world' and she replied 'our world now' and I will remember this night forever

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

27 days

RIPPED OFF ANOTHER TOP 8 WITH MARDU CAT CANNON PLAYED THE LIST FROM @bobinchese I ACCIDENTALLY HIT MY KNEE INTO THE SQUAT MACHINE AT THE GYM TODAY AND IT SERIOUSLY FUCKING HURTS DUDE. IF IT BRUISES THATLL BE KIND OF ANNOYING. DO YOU THINK THAT PEOPLE THAT SAW IT WILL LAUGH I-

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

3 months

Modern is a rotating format, what a very smart and intelligent individual you are for pointing that out. V unique thought you came up with there

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

1 year

As someone who is constantly innovating the scene (First Magic player to be normal around women) im always pushing myself to improve This year i will try to become the first Magic player to not whine about play-draw 🤞

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@jakoboffline

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

2 years

QUALIFED FOR SEASON 2. UNDEFEATED WITH THE BEST DECK! BAN FABLE IN EVERY FORMAT

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

7 months

If i end up on mtgo salt and im against domain rhinos, yall better mind ya business

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

2 months

TOP 8 MODERN CHAL WITH NECRO EVERY DAY I DISCOVER NEW AND INTERESTING WAYS TO THROW BUT WE BALL

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

5 months

Crazy how much more stacked the weekday chals are, the whole fuckin unemployment line in here

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

4 months

Got there with the besties :)))

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

1 year

TOP 8 IN THE PIONEER CHALLENGE Couldn’t bring the trophy back to the USA against the Canadians 🤧

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@jakoboffline

11 months

Pioneer truly is the format of pregnant elephants. Godspeed.

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

1 year

Posting some loose thoughts on the Golgari pile & standy in general. - The format is really fun. The past couple standards have been really good, its just unfortunate there is no reason to play - Golgari is very good! Mosswood Dreadknight is that guy and most Black decks cant 1/x

Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

1 year

TOP 8’d THE STANDARD CHALLENGE WITH MY TAKE ON GOLGARI(R) MIDRANGE. Questing Druid was sick. 0-1 into 6-1. Im fried dawg. Might post more thoughts sometime tomorrow. Sideboard was awful

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

1 year

TOP 8’d THE STANDARD CHALLENGE WITH MY TAKE ON GOLGARI(R) MIDRANGE. Questing Druid was sick. 0-1 into 6-1. Im fried dawg. Might post more thoughts sometime tomorrow. Sideboard was awful

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

4 months

This shit sucks wish i was online rn arguing about IDWs

IanSed @ LOBSTERCON

@sed_ian

4 months

I’m currently in a discourse free zone. I will not be looking up IDW.

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

1 month

Told my situationship I’m not texting back anymore

Robert Taylor🔥

@fireshoes

1 month

The Magic Spotlight Series #mtg 8 open magic events $50k prizes 8 Pro Tour invites each with a related theme promo related to the theme first one in Atlanta first promo is Terror of the Peaks 5 in US, 2 in EU, 1 in Japan

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

2 years

MIND GOBLIN? BEST DECK??? EZ 5-0? Mono R 🐱 🐱 Boros Heroic 🐱 💀 🐱 Mono Black 🐱 🐱 Mono W Humans 🐱 💀 🐱 Merfolk 🐱 💀 🐱 @fireshoes

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

8 months

Made T8 of the standy chal with RB spooky monsters. Really happy with my play this weekend, THE SHOOTING SLUMP IS OVER

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

2 years

Top 4 in the Pio chally with my pet deck RB mid My favorite part of this event was when i cast bloodtithe harvester and harvested all over my opponents.

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

5 months

We have plans to play tennis now btw

Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

5 months

gonna “can i bum a cigarette” into my local barista’s life

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

1 year

It’s become clear to me that i need to improve my play in high pressure situations. After speaking to several pros they told me their routine on how they stay focused and on edge. Gonna try something similar by playing an RCQ this weekend with explosive diarrhea

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

1 year

Lost in finals of back to back RCQs with similar 75’s. RB good 🤝

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

3 months

TOP 8 OF PIO CHAL WITH TEMUR PHOENIX I PROB THREW BC OF THE SLEEPIES

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

1 month

Trespasser is my comfort character you guys r being fucking mean :(

Jake Beardsley

@makememesnotwar

1 month

The latest trend of every black deck in modern playing graveyard trespasser is truly baffling to me like I've played more with that card than most and god its bad

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

7 months

Spicerack beats the bricks off melee.

spicerack.gg

@spicerackgg

7 months

We’re very excited to unveil the Spicerack app – An iphone and android app for players to find, register, and play in gaming tournaments 🧵

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

2 years

Ded in finals of an rcq w my beloved. Elesh norn is pogchamp

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

8 months

Cheating at a children’s card game is crazy, like you da a mf loser LMAO.

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

11 months

Bit idea: white guy who wears the healthy and diverse cap to his corporate hedgefund

spicerack.gg

@spicerackgg

11 months

"I LOVE SCAM" COLLECTION NOW LIVE USE YOUR CHOICE OF PROMO CODES "MENACE" OR "DOUBLESTRIKE" FOR 10% OFF TODAY ONLY, VOTE FOR YOUR FAV ELEMENTAL

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

1 year

Someone not liking mtgo aint a personal attack on u i promise itll be ok

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Jakobpablo

@jakoboffline

5 months

Trying to shame people for engaging w leaks is kinda lame. Wotc has an internal problem so they should fix it internally, not my fault they bust their load prematurely. Consumers are entitled to having as much info as possible to budget accordingly.