cobra @beckettbrainrot Twitter profile

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cobra

29 days

i am opening new commissions! this time for lockscreens/wallpapers. since i really love making these and putting them together but don’t always have ideas to make them for myself i thought why not make them for other people? (pls rt and boost ty❤️)

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cobra

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21 days

when will chronically online people realize that people like gmm and smosh cannot fire the zionists in their company because it is very much illegal to fire someone because of their political views!!!!!!!

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4 months

i’m being so genuine right now to the ppl who keep saying things like this,,,what exactly do you guys think dan meant by this?????

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3 months

phil got rejected for liking fruity drinks and now he’s got a partner who goes on vacation and drinks fruity drinks with him

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2 years

KURTIS CONNER GOT MARRIED?? IM SOBBING THEURE SO CUTE

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4 months

like literally

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4 months

that’s just deadass a ball hair trimmer btw

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3 months

oh you think it’s cool to be weird and oversexual about dnp? should we throw a party? should we call shane dawson??

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1 year

they got kicked off bc travie called avril lavigne a slut on stage just in case anyone wanted to know

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@beckettbrainrot

3 months

yo that is actually NOTTTT what happened ??????

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3 months

btw we all know phil is superstitious and it’s a thing that if you don’t blow out all your candles in one go your wish won’t come true

maria | charlie day :3

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3 months

speaking of phil’s birthday…just remembered dan secretly blowing out the last candle on phil’s cake so he thought he did it all by himself...and ruined my day

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4 months

i have a theory about the first clip ☝️

maria | charlie day :3

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4 months

this is so dear to me

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2 years

i need everyone to know that both green day and fall out boy are canon in the spongebob universe

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21 days

like yeah i don’t like it either but they will get Very sued if they fire these people

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1 year

@dannygonzalez i had to

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@beckettbrainrot

3 months

NO FR his little “am i getting married?” would’ve come out of my house with WAYYY more snark

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3 months

we agree this was code for scared of homophobes right?

daniel⁷ (bunnie) ⚞•⚟ is seeing dnp ☆

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3 months

thinking of dan saying the reason he had never seen phil’s hometown before hometown showdown despite going there several times was because phil had them hide inside because he was afraid they’d get merked for wearing skinny jeans

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2 years

stop calling awsten the modern day gabe saporta. gabe had to be physically restrained from kissing both mike carden AND william beckett on stage mere months ago GABE SAPORTA IS THE MODERN DAY GABE SAPORTA

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2 years

we need to take this from brendon he doesn’t deserve it

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3 months

on a similar note it’s a very real possibility that dan literally called phil dad in front of someone so

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20 days

@ikissedsoobin yeah, but i’m glad the law is there to protect people with actual good political views from being fired by shitty people. this is just the price to pay for that. smosh at least has made it clear that they stand with palestine and have done fundraisers for charities for them.

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2 years

my favorite band is fall out boy not because their music is the best but because they broke up midtown

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4 months

phil has talked about phone anxiety and i have a theory that dan does things over the phone for him sometimes like make dr appointments and things so he has introduced himself as phil before for that reason and his brain got its wires crossed for a moment

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2 years

when will people figure out that “hannah baker is weak” jokes aren’t funny and are actually super invalidating to real sa and bullying victims who struggle with suicidal thoughts

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2 years

bmth isn’t even that heavy you guys are just being dramatic

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1 year

i will never not think it’s insane that THIS guy now has sad beige babies

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2 years

autism be damned my boy can dj

melzier ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ GAVE HOZ 🏳️‍🌈 x2

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2 years

*record scratching noises*

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1 year

@danielhowell it’s the mpreg plot twist we were waiting for

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20 days

@BowieH9 yeah exactly, it’s a good law to have in the grand scheme of things

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4 months

like i’m not even trying to be mean or call anyone out or anything but like what more do you want from them?

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1 month

#dnptitspoilers do y’all think phil had to have sister daniel exposure therapy so he didn’t get all flustered on stage

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2 years

wait till mcr stans hear they have a song called gun

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2 years

i am plagued with thought

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4 months

and the second one is just married behavior cause they prob sign things for each other cause it’s easier

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3 years

@sarahschauer rhinestones were definitely the move here

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1 year

it’s now officially the 19th for me so happy #14yearsofdanandphil :)

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@beckettbrainrot

2 years

perfect opportunity to bring up one of my favorite photos ever

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2 years

patrick being able to lift more than pete is one of those things that SHOULDNT be surprising yet somehow still is

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1 year

LMAO

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2 years

where’s that person who posted awhile about dan and phil being perfect opposites because i can’t do this right now

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2 months

@kurtisconner is there a tony hawk sponsored skate park in kurtis town?

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3 years

what if i was suicidal

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1 year

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1 year

Hey girl I mean they

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5 months

jojo: you have a chance dan:

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@beckettbrainrot

2 years

not new to twitter but looking for some new moots/friends :) if you like -mcr -cobra starship -the academy is -pre split panic -fall out boy -parx -idkhow then you should follow me! (i also make cool edits and memes sometimes if you needed further convincing)

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2 years

imagine seeing someone upset about not being able to go to a concert and being like “just go..” like bro some people can’t or don’t have the means to fly cross country????

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1 month

ao3 still down. yall know what that means

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3 months

@scenemophan and they took one with no cat just for themselves :((

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2 years

i don’t trust anyone who doesn’t like rap. because not only are you probably racist but you also have no taste

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1 year

put some respect on their names

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@nonpoccafe

1 year

Its actually crazy how no good art was produced between 2016-2020. Cultural wasteland

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2 years

ryan ross and patrick stump

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4 years

@EllenPompeo WHO CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA THEY DESERVE A BIG OLE SMOOCH

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3 months

@Voidfisherr they all see fob as just a thing they do for fun and it makes me giggle. patrick referred to it as his hobby and working with DISNEY as a day job

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1 year

FRIENDLY REMINDER‼️‼️

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3 months

@catbearbunz they got our asses good i’m crying 😭😭

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2 years

william in 2012: *calling dallon a SEX TOY ON MAIN* dallon in 2019: yeah idk who that man is

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@beckettbrainrot

2 years

phil finally calling dan out for staring at him all the time

America 🌟2

@missingdnp

2 years

someone give me ur dan and phil moment that altered ur brain chemistry

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@beckettbrainrot

2 years

photos of william beckett that will make you say “that’s not william beckett that’s my gf” a thread 💜

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3 years

@mlandukid @LeoInLaurent "the jesus fandom" SENT ME

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3 months

@itchietoesir i think about this constantly. like my parents have thought that i was dating friends of mine who i wasn’t nearly as close with as those two are

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@beckettbrainrot

2 years

not the brendon urie-fication of ryan already

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4 months

@dansslitinof yeah but i’m just confused cause like,,hard launch means introducing a relationship and they already did that so i just don’t get it. and im talking generally ppl saying this not just specific to your tweet, sorry for just using it as an example

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2 years

so wear me like a locket around your throat. i’ll weight you down, i’ll watch you choke

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4 months

@kurtisconner you when your bus caught on fire

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2 years

all of this will be happening. mark my words

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2 years

“petekey was real” yeah? did pete wentz tell you that? did mikey way tell you that??

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2 years

“cobra starship objectified latina women” GABE SAPORTA IS A LATINA WOMAN

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@jorkinof_ in smosh noah is a zionist and then with gmm it’s someone on their crew i forgot what her name is

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3 months

you ever have a parasocial relationship with a mutual. like i’m sitting here telepathically sending ppl good vibes and hoping that they’re doing well and then just,,,never talking to them bc i’m shy and assume everyone thinks i’m annoying

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2 years

who’s gonna tell ‘em those aren’t cornrows,,,

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2 years

sorry to burst y’all’s bubble but,,,,

bones 🦴💜

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2 years

i act deranged when it comes to anything about Ryan Ross and you can see it in my pinned tweet

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2 years

cobra starship

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4 months

that’s just deadass a ball hair trimmer btw

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4 years

shes here and shes beautiful

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11 months

@Co_Mill it came with the bisexuality membership

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2 years

why are pete and patrick extra married this era my brain can’t take it

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4 months

it wildly sucks that dnp can’t go to certain places but i think it’s important to note that it isn’t solely their decision and i’m sure they would be INCREDIBLY happy to go to those places if they could

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2 years

i’m gonna take this as a yes

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5 months

that peterick art isn’t even THAT sexual for y’all to be making such a big deal out of this lmao

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3 months

exactlyyyy

soph much (for) stardust ⚞ • ⚟ 🎃

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3 months

and in the end, i’d do it all again. i think you’re my best friend

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2 years

idk if i ever posted these but here are some pride flags with bartskulls on them that i made :)

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2 years

if i had to see this. so does everyone else

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2 years

i don’t care if you saw king for a day with kellin quinn at wwwy. it should’ve been me

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3 months

@catbearbunz oh i know what it means, i was just saying what he rly meant was homophobes and not ACTUALLY just for wearing skinny jeans

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9 months

this is just william beckett

dami :3 | IS A TERRIBLE INFLUENCE💙

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9 months

IM BLUSHING RN FR WHEWWWW

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2 years

WHY HAS NO ONE TALKED AB THIS SHIRT IM CACKLING OMG

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3 years

@sarahschauer fixed this

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2 years

@PARXAFTERDARK2 the call is coming from inside the house

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3 months

@amaz1ngpeej the contrast between that and the “honey” “yeah?” sims clip is wild. they’re out and happy and dan’s not scared of things like that anymore :(((

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1 year

@nofuneralplease travie is patrick’s boyfriend smh 🙄

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2 years

hey guys look at my signed fast times cd that i bought for two dollars on an ebay auction because no one else bid on it

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@beckettbrainrot

1 year

@FrankIero did you have to google yourself to find this

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@beckettbrainrot

4 months

ah yes they were so very straight when they started their relationship and were on formspring talking about kissing each other. so very extremely straight

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4 months

……….. are you actually accusing dan and phil of being straight in october 2009

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@beckettbrainrot

1 year

found the jacket william was wearing monday, not surprisingly anthropology and super expensive

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2 years

mcr stan’s are just jealous that awsten is mikey’s sugar baby and not them 🥱

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2 years

i feel like i need to say this on main too cause it’s honestly upsetting

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4 years

@x0fr4nk the line of gays outside the revenge bathroom:

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3 months

@mychatlogs no, the only thing going through my head was “pretty man, pretty flower” he could’ve been not even wearing a shirt and i would not have noticed

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@beckettbrainrot

2 years

as someone who grew up only affording walmart shoes and clothes (and still buys them) i hate that “flex culture” or whatever is such a popular thing now and even then. you shouldn’t be ashamed that you can’t buy expensive shoes or clothes. i was made fun for wearing shoes like-

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2 years

If I walk fast enough they won’t know

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2 years

as someone who is a tai stan them being an “honorable mention” but paramore not being considered is insane. tai has close to no impact on this scene of music compared to paramore. if you walk up to the average person they will know hayley and not william i could bet money on that

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2 years

what if we were fucking fr

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