yall 😭 ever since it was announced i’ve been looking at my TIT date like “why does this day seem so familiar something important happens around this time but i can’t remember what. i feel like im forgetting something” today i checked my calendar and YALL
dragging a friend, family member or partner to TIT? are you in a situation where you need to introduce someone to dnp?? well i have the solution:
Bunnies Guide for Introducing People to Dan and Phil 🪽
going back to old dnp content is all fun and games until you hear something that makes you realize that daniel howell and philip lester should legally allowed to kiIl at least one youtuber a day
the full phil trash
#1
clip is so funny because dan goes "i stalked phil until he liked me" then ms toxic gossip train is like "OMG that's how my husband met me!" and the moderator goes "ladies in the audience, you should stalk dan so you can become his wife!" likeee😭
watching an old dan video and he goes “i’d say one of my biggest flaws is,,, im actually a really jealous person.” WHATTT noooo wayyyyyy i had no clueee woahhhhh
i’ve decided that i’ll be collecting all the spoilers after each show and writing up a full recap ^^ idk if i can do all 70+ shows but ill try.
i’ll just be posting them a thread here (censored and tagged ofc) but if there’s a google doc feel free to add me or upload the recaps!
“phillll you’re so weird with ur hometown having a dog warden, anyways when i was a kid i was forced into the CHRISTIAN PUPPET LEAGUE and made it NATIONALS and performed in CHRISTIAN PUPPET CON”
i think it’s so funny when dan is all deadpan and straightlaced and tries to position himself as the normal one in a room full of idiots only to then reveal himself as the Most Insane Man In The Room
you know a video is great when the story has phil fainting and rolling around in blood, a domestic argument and also dan walking into a violent criminals room on accident and that’s not what the timeline is even focused on
soooo hypothetically,,, if on october 19th, 2024 dan and phil walk out onto the stage of when we were young fest holding a pride flag and kiss on the mouth,, what are we gonna do?
actually the stereo era is one of my favorite dan eras period. you can tell that he was so just so giddy to be back with phil as well as going a bit crazy from moving and lockdown that his energy is just so big and infectious and unhinged it’s amazing
dip and pip have made fun of us for everything but h**** e*** h*****/l*** e*** l***** and i’m convinced it’s because they have no defense. THEY DO DO IT. ITS TRUE. they have NO DEFENSE FOR IT.
now that tour started i have to confess that back in february i had a dream that i heckled phan by calling them old man yaoi and dan was so mad he pulled me onstage and made me sit in the corner with a dunce cap on me while he and everyone shamed me throughout the show
calling us dan howell fans, moving out all the quirky phoffice pieces,, oh my god guys he’s ASHAMED OF US
this is how it must feel to find out you’re like ur dads affair kid or something I’M A SECRET⁉️⁉️⁉️
thinking of dan saying the reason he had never seen phil’s hometown before hometown showdown despite going there several times was because phil had them hide inside because he was afraid they’d get merked for wearing skinny jeans
YOUTUBE HAS GONE WOKE
now instead of Smosh, we have SMOSH THE PATRIARCHY.
instead of Markaplier, it’s WOKEaplier.
instead of Jacksepticeye, it’s TRANSSEPTICEYE
instead of AmazingPhil it’s AMAZINGPRONOUN PHIL LES/TER.
Daniel Howell.
and LIBERAL NYGAARD
@DanAndPhilGAMES
okay weird request but if your parents hate dnp, do you have any funny stories or screenshots or anything? im asking because i feel like most of the time, parents who hate dnp are so funny about it like they be COOKING THEM.
i find it so sweet how cute they clearly find phandom terms like phouse or dip and pip and how constantly they’re referencing them and adapting them in their videos
oh absolutely. this is how it went:
dan: hey phil haha i got off call with one of the guys from our tour team and guess what? his name is phil too isn’t that funny?
phil:
bored, gonna start rumors about the phouse
dnp share a bedroom but sleep in separate race car beds like bert and ernie
dan sleeps with a nightcap and candle and goes WHO GOES THERE
phil sleeps in blue stripped jammie’s and bunny slippers and goes HONK SHOO MIMIMIMIMI
so what i’m hearing is that they were trying to sell it off or paywall it and he was fighting to get it on his own channel for free (hence for the people) which he succeeded ohh mr howell how i love you
it’s bonkers this show is called terrible influence but every single thing about it has been them proving their good heart and genuine love of their fanbase
dan and phil being like "fuck it lets do a m&g giveaway for every show" is just so sweet to me. they have to meet so many people already but theyre so excited to see us they want even more of us to have the opportunity to talk to them im sick
like i’m crying can you imagine you make friends and go on a trip with a guy and then 19 years later, he’s youtube famous telling his bestie and 3 MILLION PEOPLE you got railed in a car park behind a dumpster in portugal id BE MAD AS HELL 😭😭
guys i went back to the shows to check since i wanted to be sure and it’s even crazier 😭😭 he has one phrase he said in both shows and doesn’t say in videos and he says it here the tour is real
@soggystyrofoam
i fully agree but i originally read this and because i just woke up from one of those crazy naps where you wake up and it’s dark, for some reason my brain processed this as the Fitness Gram Pacer Test and i’ve never been more confused in my life
is it just me or did phannie twitter suddenly become the most negative lowkey mean place ever in like the past week??? suddenly everything dnp does is cringe, boring or malicious, people are making such mean jokes it feel likes nobody is ever happy anymore omg
don’t usually vibe with gatekeeping however i must say if you’re ex phannie who after treating them as SOOO CRINGEEE and say things like “my middle school self” buys a ticket and GOES,,, im in ur walls ur cooked
@WrittenByHanna
@MUVAMlLK
you got The Boys™️ talking “WE FOUND A GOOD ONE” or whatever in ur comments,,, yeah i’d delete whatever that is and repent IMMEDIATELY
the INSPIRED choice to go from mic to mic for the different parts, the reveal of all the people in the bar cheering, the TOUR PLUG??? genuinely amazing daniel howell the diva you are
i’m watching through old tour tweets to celebrate a week from TIT (in UK time) and saw the video of dan doing karaoke and omg fr one of the best things he’s ever posted
i think it’s so funny when dan is all deadpan and straightlaced and tries to position himself as the normal one in a room full of idiots only to then reveal himself as the Most Insane Man In The Room
always remember dan walked pride with a charity for black queers and specifically chose that one because “nobody free until we’re all free”, no matter what we will always be accepted by dnp themselves. we’re not wrong for being here, racists wrong for being racism into this space
i’ve seen people asking why they do so many sponsorships and when i was watching one of phil’s answering questions id usually avoid he literally answers a question like that so for anyone wondering, it’s because adsense isn’t there like it used to be ^^
@Ellemelys
@Havennie0613
@strwbryyoon
don’t forget fat people. they said that bts are rich and hot so they don’t see them dating fat people or men or POCs at all, they’re a MENACE
@cons_owned
“how dare poor people ENJOY their life and have things that make their wage slave lives somewhat less miserable‼️‼️‼️” i have to wonder if conservatives even hear themselves
reminder that:
-despite never having trained under a company, Huening Bahiyyih can hold her own and pull her weight and more in a group full of girls who have either trained for years or have already debuted
-bahiyyih passed auditions for multiple companies including the big3
☆ styling
@danielhowell
, a thread by a phannie who’s also an fashion nerd ☆
because despite us having basically the polar opposite in style, i’m still obsessed with his like it’s so kunty and distinct and fits him so well.
warning this thread is long i’m a yapper im sorry