forever in love with phil winner of the idgaf war. dan hit him with the "okay" so he gave him a list of 50 things to do, and dan did all of them.... walk him like a dog
on october 19th, dan and phil are going to post a joined instagram post of them holding a gay flag and the caption: "no but seriously imagine it". mark my words.
terrifying scenario: they address insane theories by just flashing true on screens and then just moving on like nothing happened. japhan wedding? **TRUE** we were late to the bbc broadcast that one time bc we were making out? **TRUE**
phil lester wakes up everyday and decides to not let anything traumatize him. migraines? he'll get over it. swallowing superglue??? it's gonna be alright. almost bleeding out on the floor of a hospital????? no worries!!
never forget "i'd shapeshift into you and you'd shapeshift into me, and we know each other so well that it wouldn't make a difference" or whatever phil said
so karchez just found out dream is probably going to la velada and has started to prepare his outfit and has plans to start going to the gym to catch his attention... bro has a MASSIVE crush