L.L. Human Clickbait @human_clickbait Twitter profile

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3 years

if winter is your favorite season you need to answer for this

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if your girl is upset all you need to do is give her something small. I don’t mean a small gesture I mean something physically small. preferably a small version of something that is usually bigger so she can say “oh my god it’s tiny”, etc

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Okay. Mine was $5 and it has a naked girl inside

Gavin Mayo

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I spent $7000 on a lighter today. We are not the same

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Occasionally I experience an affliction called Milkshake psychosis where I think about milkshakes for more than 2 minutes and I become completely unreasonable until I get a milkshake. Unfortunately it can last for days

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2 years

they should invent a good position to read in

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3 months

Just started working for a European nonprofit they said I’ll start with 35 days annual leave

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8 months

Wearing a waist trainer to a concentration camp is crazy

Elisheva Ysabella Hazan

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8 months

Volunteering on the boarder of Gaza , honour to be here with the soldiers 🇮🇱

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It was only a matter of time

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3 months

If your boyfriend squeezes your arm fat that is a stand your ground situation

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1 year

They don’t want you to know that this is how you completely fix a hangover

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2 years

instant purchase

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6 months

I love my insane gay coworker so much sometimes he gets to work late because he currently has beef with two different bus drivers on his route

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10 months

It’s so important to have a gay coworker for when you say something that makes no sense and you need someone to say “no literally” without looking up from their phone

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2 years

I’m a simple girl. I see a video of a beaver carrying his groceries and I watch it 150 times while holding back tears

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7 months

I do not care for the way you all talk on here

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7 months

Save me, moderately funny woman with huge cans

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2 years

stop talking about your dick this was a nice post… alright anyway muted

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3 years

thank you all for your input I can’t believe I never thought to buy a pair of boots… I’ve just been sliding around in this barefoot. listening and learning

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@omgyoudirtyrat no exactly

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@emonormie and alcoholism is quirky

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2 years

@prolewave what the fuck

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@juegosnomas even the toilet they chose makes me mad

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10 months

@yikingtons I understand him

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7 months

Driving to new york with my sister and she looked out the window and said “there it is the city of dreams!” It was the Jersey city skyline

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2 years

I was hospitalized for having too much joie de vivre

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@queasy_f_bby Sometimes you have to suffer for your art

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2 years

@2pintsdestroyer jet tubs are tacky I’ll give them that but god the end result is just miserable

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2 years

oil painting I just did

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2 years

@ChipsAhoy brands should not be able to speak to me

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1 year

Still at my parents house

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1 year

At my parents house for awhile

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3 years

@samitseems duck boots don’t change the fact that I have to look at it

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2 years

I’ve no idea why this made me laugh so hard

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@frankly_im

2 years

Normalize giving away clothes you no longer wear to Orphanages.❤️.

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9 months

Oh this food is gonna hit

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1 year

I am sick of you people not understanding how hot serge gainsbourg was

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her biggest charity work was dating that man

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6 months

“Today she said good morning to everyone who got on the bus but me” keep your head up queen I’m sure you’re in the right here!

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Cardi b tweet should I kill myself ?

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2 years

@cIubmoss nice shot phage! took this on my walk today

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@EvilBarbieDoII I know babe it’s ok maybe pick up a book on CBT you’ll be alright

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2 years

when you bitch about your instacart shopper this is who you’re getting mad at

さぁ？

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2 years

キュウリニンジンリンゴ。 #ニニ

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(someone asking about my problematic history and reputation) oh that’s just my lore

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I think most trad girls are like that because they weren’t fun enough to be hags

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I’m kind of drunk and having a bad start to the year so I made a lemon pig. I think this thing might actually bring me bad luck

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2 years

hey perfume girls here’s my tray 🫶🎀💝🪞🕯💒

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@eggshellfriend You just know she’s wearing docs with this

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dating is hard

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7 months

I took a painting that is so special, technically impressive, and evocative and had a computer turn it into an Israeli instagram model. Please enjoy!

Artificial World

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I used Midjourney v6 to create photorealistic interpretations of famous artworks. The results are lovely. 1. “The Girl with a Pearl Earring” by Johannes Vermeer

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They just ended my contract because they didn’t meet their fundraising goals to be able to pay me lol

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3 months

Just started working for a European nonprofit they said I’ll start with 35 days annual leave

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This dog is up for adoption near me so I took him for a walk. The only problem is now I’m in love with him

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1 year

@noeliatowers They just had a bunch of them at my local thrift shop sorry 🤕

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10 months

The fucking hubris to get up and whine about your depression at a press conference while calling for the genocide of the Palestinian people on Twitter. This man is an abominable disappointment

Senator John Fetterman

@SenFettermanPA

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Depression is so sinister because it convinces you that even though you won, you actually lost. I was able to get help, and I have a duty & a privilege to have this conversation with anyone who'll listen. I'm grateful to join the Bipartisan Senate Mental Health Caucus.

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I know this girl doesn’t play about Jhene aiko

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this pink tattoo

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These kids parents should be forced to do hard labor for the rest of their lives I’m talking breaking rocks up with pick axes on a chain gang

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wow, this is really upsetting

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2 years

guy who goes to a protest to pick up girls like “this is sooooo baddddd :/“

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elon sending epic memes and fighting with poor people on twitter all day while neglecting his newborn child

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1 year

At my parents house for awhile

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2 years

I wish there were a kind feminist way to tell someone that they literally have to stop getting filler

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I think some books don’t need to be movies. Just my opinion

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Jessica Lange revealed that she will next be starring in a movie adaptation of Joan Didion’s “The Year of Magical Thinking,” which is set to enter production in early 2025.

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At the bar with my book and the bartender (nose ring) saw that I was reading East of eden and said he really liked Grapes of Wrath even though he’s really into “aesthetic books” and the “the dust bowl wasn’t a great aesthetic”

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Yeah yeah and figs have dead wasps in them. I don’t give a fuck ! I am dust and to dust I shall return

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This is my friend’s cat Momo. He lead me to the bathroom to make me watch him pee in the toilet

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3 years

there should be a lane of the highway for if you don’t care if you live or die

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2 years

shout out to this guy on my street parallel parking like shit while blasting sail by awolnation

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Governor Gretchen Whitmer

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I have been in touch with communities impacted by what’s happening in the region. It is abhorrent. My heart is with all those impacted. We need peace in this region.

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I genuinely don’t understand how anyone could still feel like this is complicated. I don’t know how much fucking clearer they could make their intentions

Younis Tirawi | يونس

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Caption: “Renovations in Gaza” Israeli soldier Uriel Abotbol from the 890 battalion currently in Rafah ..

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1 year

It’s that time of year again

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2 years

everyone shut up and admire the bee hummingbird (smallest bird in the world) native to cuba, and their eggs.

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4 months

Posting on Twitter that I cannot believe some people are so morally depraved that they’d use a website run by bad people with

fuck israel

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wait why r u guys playing NYT games i thought y’all were serious about having politics lol

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The girl in front of me for Challengers has two guys with her. I gave her a nod

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@clickholebot It’s a sign of respect in their culture

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3 years

god gives his heaviest tits to his strongest soldiers (sorry)

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2 years

@MargBarAmerica anyone with a ring doorbell is the police, to me

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1 year

I understand the whole having a boyfriend thing now. I got one and he just taught me how to pick a lock

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2 years

so how come nobody told me that all this time all my hair needed was some layers

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2 years

new room set up 🏠

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sorry I can’t text you back rn my hands are covered in soil. I can tweet cause I do it with only my mind

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If you haven’t had a lesbian tell you that she’s completely obsessed with and devoted to you and then cheat on you the same night, you haven’t truly lived

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lesbians ladies and gentlemen

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1 year

My uber driver has two phones set up one is for navigation and the other is currently open to a photo of Kendall jenner

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2 years

that’s right

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1 year

For the record it also cures most other maladies and ailments. It’s healthcare

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A couple times lately I’ve run into this guy I hooked up with years ago and he keeps saluting me

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2 years

one thing about me is I’m gonna violate that NDA

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3 years

fellas what’s cooler than being cool

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2 years

before you post that tweet consider thet I may be reading it like this

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@rottingpussy It took 3 doctors/practitioners at this one practice 30 minutes because they just couldn’t get it right for some reason and they gave me ibuprofen. One of the worst things I’ve ever experienced

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Just learned that getting free shots from bartenders regularly isn’t a universal experience… my heart breaks for you guys 💔

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2 years

I’m at your girls place making her do a land acknowledgement before we fuck

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2 years

I never would’ve posted a photo like this before cause I hated my nose so much for years but now I think it’s cool

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@ZeroSuitCamus I just think it’s interesting that scrimshaw-sexual novice lighthouse operators who are haunted by a one eyed seagull aren’t listed here

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a first attempt :)