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GOTCHA, SUCKER • Roronoa Zoro/Sanji • rated M • Horror/Comedy/Meet-Cute • 4,7k, 1/4 chapters Zoro VS Tentacle monster! 🔗:

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Imagine if Zoro lost both eyes instead of just one. It’s not a big hiccup for his dream. It improves his Haki tenfold, makes him monstrous on the battle field. But the normal are hard, especially in the early days. Stepping over a threshold, lifting a spoon to his lips.

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Thinking about successful rich mma fighter Roronoa Zoro who wakes up in the mornings, wraps his duvet around his shoulders and drags the edge of it against the floor as he groggily wobbles into the kitchen. “Cereal,” he says, head towards the counter. His personal cook scoffs

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9 months

ZoSan where they share a flat, and the first week Zoro comes home after Sanji has went to sleep and accidentally enters his bedroom, but he’s so used to being coddled and surrounded by Perona and her plushies that he doesn’t register it’s wrong.

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8 months

Sanji who’s beating himself up after whole cake island, taking it out on his and Zoro’s relationship, trying to provoke him and enrage him to make him as angry with Sanji as Sanji feels he deserves. And Zoro who won’t stop holding him, kissing him, loving him.

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9 months

Uni student Zoro who has wasted all his money on alcohol, putting up a tinder profile saying “Make me food and I’ll swoon,” VS culinary/nutrition student Sanji who really needs someone to eat all his extracurricular cooking activities. He was gonna give it away, but Zoro’s cute

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28 days

Sanji as a chef or cook or restaurant owner in modern aus is always fantastic, but also he could be a FOODIE, he could be a critique, he could be a recipe book author who travels the world’s edges to try every single food there is, a blogger, a guy who backpacked for a year on

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8 months

Zoro thinks Sanji is soooooo pretty He can’t stare at him for too long without getting a little bashful, but man does he love staring at him It’s unfair actually, how pretty he looks making a fool out of himself, how he makes even rejection look good, how he lays his eyes on Zoro

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5 months

Zsz modern au morning routine is Sanji who wakes up early, showers, dresses, puts on coffee and starts mulling over what to make for breakfast. Zoro stumbles out in his boxers, groggy, when the coffee starts smelling. He grumbles a morning greeting and settles at the counter.

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3 months

(Zsz where) “Hey, uhm, cook?” The door to the kitchen smacks shut behind him, and Zoro stares. Sanji’s cleaning, shirt-sleeves rolled up, and he sighs. Doesn’t look up when he answers, “Hungry again already?”

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5 months

One celebration, Zoro and Sanji both get a little stupid with liquor and joy, riling one another up, and end up stumbling into bed together. Next morning nothing has changed; they banter and snark as they always have. A few nights later, at one deck while Sanji smokes and Zoro

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8 months

Thinking about blind Zoro post timeskip sitting Sanji down in front of a mirror and saying “Tell me what you see.” Making Sanji describe his own face and body with the same amount of details he does Zoro’s. Zoro’s hands follow the descriptions, feeling out the truth of the words

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2 years

@sweetsubkoo I do feel that a lot! But I’ve always figured it was abt not having English as a first language Though there has been events where a word feels like it fits perfectly and then I search it up a good while later and it doesn’t mean what I thought it did 🏃

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9 months

Zoro who loves the idea of having Sanji’s clothes on him, loves the scent and the softness and the picture he makes, the warm claim he embellishes on his body by wearing it And Sanji who keeps telling him no because he has a limited wardrobe and Zoro keeps tearing it to shreds

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9 months

“See, mosshead? I’m fine.” And Zoro’s gonna have to agree.

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7 months

Zsz where Sanji falls in love while watching Zoro fight Mihawk, seeing that passion for an arguably unattainable dream and feeling his heart skip with concern when the swordsman almost dies, out of his head with worry for someone he doesn’t even know In love.

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1 month

In his periphery, as he leaves, he sees Sanji reaching for their TV-remote. He’ll have to make a good show then, with this type of audience. (spoiled rotten rich fighter with a very rigid pampering boyfriend who absolutely cannot cope with Zoro’s tastebuds)

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8 months

Zsz scratch my brain so well Do you ever think about Zoro who’s bad at speaking his mind and initiating touch, adventure or activity. Who also kinda has no other love language than lack of violence, respect, and falling asleep on your turf. Sanji who’s whole love language

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9 months

Anything, everything, feeling out every inch of his body until Zoro is panting softly, forehead against Sanji’s, calming down and reassured with his hands against Sanji’s neck. Feeling Sanji’s pulse disorient the rhythm of his own blood thrumming through his fingertips.

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9 months

“Oi, idiot, this grass is almost as green as you.” Ridiculous things, useful things, giving Zoro whatever information he believes he may have wanted, plus an extra load of foolish observations.

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9 months

Buttoning his clothes just right, finding the right garments, shaving his beard, walking in new towns. It takes time. He’s gonna get there. He will get there, but it’s gonna take time. One day it’s a little too hard. A new sword in his sheath, and he doesn’t know its colour.

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9 months

Zoro showing up to Sanji's place, hungry, gruff, grumpy, brashly polite and clearly checking Sanji out but also just. So?? Intrinsically? Unfriendly?. Shoves off his boots, says hi nice to meet you, asks what's for food. Walks to table, scowling at the empty plates.

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9 months

Uni student Zoro who has wasted all his money on alcohol, putting up a tinder profile saying “Make me food and I’ll swoon,” VS culinary/nutrition student Sanji who really needs someone to eat all his extracurricular cooking activities. He was gonna give it away, but Zoro’s cute

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1 month

and fishes it out. “Can’t even pour your own bowl, huh?” The cook mocks, and Zoro grunts unintelligently. A glass bowl of something else is put before him, and he scowls down at it. “Didn’t ask for no chia, shithead.” “Didn’t say please either,” his cook argues back, before

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9 months

It’s ridiculous at times, with Zoro easily taking down ferocious lethal infamous enemies, a sight of terror. Then he’s roaring about victory on his way to the celebration, and he straight up face plants over the threshold. Demonic swordsman losing to a raised surface.

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9 months

Starts describing things in more detail. Not patronising, nor pointed. Just makes it a habit. “Your shoulder is looking great Luffy, I can hardly see a scar anymore.” “Nami-swan, is that a new weapon? It’s longer. Tell me how it works, Nami-swan, please?”

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1 year

“Sometimes,” Sukuna murmurs, “I want to kill you.” Megumi snorts, too drowsy to grill Sukuna on that. Still, he sinks into Sukuna’s neck deeper, mouthing against his skin with a heavy head; “Kill me?” “Do things to you that would kill you.”

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9 months

He’s frantic. Knows Sanji’s a liar, and used to pinning down the source of injury and making the judgement himself, used to sending Sanji to the infirmary if ever the idiot is being unsafe. He can’t make a judgement. He’s frantic. So Sanji, just, lets him touch.

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9 months

“Don’t worry with it,” Zoro concludes, when the can hits the counter again. “What?” “Too much work,” Zoro’s swallowing, rising, and Sanji thinks that might be all. But then he opens the fridge, grabs another beer, and grins at Sanji. “I’ll move rooms, yeah? I don’t mind.”

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9 months

It’s just a lot. He’s just a human. Taking shelter in the boy’s room, believing light to be off and the place to be empty. Sanji doesn’t mean to take him by surprise.

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9 months

One time, Chopper voices his concern, and Sanji spiels the usual words. “I’m fine, Chopper! This is nothing. See, I’m walking just fine. I’m moving just fine, it’s really nothing.” Zoro can’t see. Zoro knows he stumbled in battle, Zoro knows he could be injured. Zoro can’t see.

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9 months

His crewmates battle-struck, and he can’t see the shape of them. Doesn’t know why Chopper is gasping, cannot tell who’s saying what to who in order to paint a clearer picture.

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8 months

It wasn't an accident. Not malicious, maybe, but not an accident. Zoro prefers to think it was malicious, was intended, was something like an attack; the reminder that it wasn't bites at him as something rueful. Mihawk had given Zoro a blindfold. To help with his haki.

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9 months

Imagine if Zoro lost both eyes instead of just one. It’s not a big hiccup for his dream. It improves his Haki tenfold, makes him monstrous on the battle field. But the normal are hard, especially in the early days. Stepping over a threshold, lifting a spoon to his lips.

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9 months

Zoro’s lying there, nose facing the wall, tears slipping past his cheekbones to hit the pillow on either side of his face. His breath is even, and quiet, hands tucked firmly over his stomach. Sanji doesn’t interrupt, doesn’t spoil the moment, but he takes it with him.

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1 month

Sliding his colourful cheerios over the table, spoon already in the bowl. Zoro lights up, and starts eating. “You’re having the chia too.” Zoro grunts. “It’s mango.” Zoro hums. “You’re fighting today, you know. ‘S good.” Zoro pours the last of the milk down his throat and

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3 years

@UnoriginalAnnus @bobby_speeds @dieannearts a shudder went through my spine

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6 months

Thinking once again about Zoro in whole cake island. If he were the one Sanji stepped out of the wagon to fight. Zoro’s clever, he’s seeing that self-sacrificing mask from miles away, but he’s also definitely not Luffy. And he’s brawled with Sanji before: he picks up his swords

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1 month

smacks his lips loud and wet. “Yeah yeah,” he drawls, pulling the glass bowl closer. “Not gonna waste it.” And he inhales that too, to the cook’s obvious disgust. Then, after licking the mango off his lips, he stares the cook down. Eye dark, batting his lashes just once.

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8 months

It seems he’s really, truly screwed up, if Zoro thinks this is the solution.

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1 month

“No,” the cook says. Zoro scrunches his nose, and wobbles back up, the cook tsking at the sight of his duvet draping against the floors. Later he comes back out, clad in athletic clothes and holding his hand wraps, coiling it around his palm to make the thickest layer possible.

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2 years

Megumi is a very light sleeper, but it’s never been a problem with Sukuna. Megumi falls back asleep quickly, anyway. And most of the time he’s rather happy he’s awake to remember the nights, like this one. Sukuna’s arms are tight around him, keeping him trapped to a warm chest.

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1 month

kiss to his lip. Misses, hits the cook’s nostrils instead, but the cook still hisses and sends him sprawling to the floor so he rolls with a fit of giggles. “After!” The cook yells, and Zoro crawls to his feet with a shit-eating grin as he walks towards their outer door.

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1 month

“Bet you’re the only mma champion being babied like this,” the cook says. “Can we order panda express for dinner?” Asks Zoro. The cook sputters, Zoro’s hand shaking with the reaction, and Zoro grins against his chest. “Why the fuck am I here then?”

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8 months

Kissing behind his ears and over his face, holding him tight, pulling him closer when Sanji presses cold feet against his calves, kissing him silly when Sanji starts poking irritatingly at his shoulders and chest, resting sweetly against Sanji’s chest and lovingly running his

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5 months

When Sanji honestly tries to initiate sex again, Zoro is too dim to think of anything but cuddles.

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1 month

his hands the proper way, fingers nimble and quick and precise. “Can’t do anything yourself, can you?” He grumbles. Zoro answers by breathing him in, a long loud sniff, and the cook’s hands are too busy to knock him for it but he huffs against his hair anyway.

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9 months

Sanji’s a sucker for people who need him. Quite frankly, he’s a sucker for affection in general; squirming in Zoro’s arms, unused to the contact, the embrace, the shared warmth. It’s not… too bad. He can, like, survive. For one night. It’s alright.

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1 month

“Yeah?” “Yeah,” the cook agrees, finishing the bind, voice softer now. “Kill ‘em dead, Marimo.” Zoro snorts, and clambers up to hover over the cook, eyes alight with mischief. “Better hope I don’t,” he smirks, utilising the cook’s exaggerated eye roll to dip down and press a

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1 month

“Mm, wanna eat with you.” The cook finishes the wrap and whacks his head, all too gently. “I’ll make whatever they do ten times better, you idiot. Say what you want.” Zoro turns his head to pout, a massive whiny grizzly bear, and the cook is not impressed. “Panda express.”

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9 months

Not until Sanji wakes him up with an elbow in the face, and yells at him. Sanji flushed and warm and kinda defensive, and Zoro’s so tired, and Sanji’s eyes are a tiny bit too pretty, so he doesn’t manage anything other than grumbling “Shut it, swirly brows. Need to sleep.”

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1 year

Skfs roommates a/b/o where their scents are sososo compatible but also Megumi does /not/ want to be with that asshole at all So it’s just. Megumi going dazed whenever he uses the couch after Sukuna, coveting pillows in his lap and curling the blanket right around himself,

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1 month

“Hell are you doing?” Says his cook, and Zoro grins. Waggles his brows, and points towards his couch. The cook sighs and drags a hand over his face, looking like he’s wishing for death. Then he raises his brows, and relents. Walks over, sits down, one foot on the ground and one

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1 month

“You’re so troublesome,” the cook whines, “how am I supposed to get your hands like this?” Zoro shrugs and noses into his cook’s pecs, but he raises an arm obediently anyway. The cook sighs, and takes it, and gets to work. He’s breathing into Zoro’s hair as he diligently wraps

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8 months

time, right? And I can fight you then, but not this. You wouldn’t let me do this. So, ‘m just getting it in now because I can.” And oh, Sanji can’t breathe. Zoro’s pulling him in tighter, kissing him softer, murmuring something about love, and Sanji cannot fucking breathe.

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9 months

/Make me food and I'll swoon/, did Sanji just pay someone for sex? Because that, hold on, that was not his intention. He opens his mouth to say just that, his whole face a screaming, very offended question mark. And what he blurts out is; "You're a fucken bottom?"

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9 months

It’s getting ridiculous. Once, was, like, a believable accident. But a second time? Sanji stuck, locked in the arms of an unyielding brute for a second time, about to sleep in a tight manly embrace? No one would believe him. He sleeps like a dream. What is this sorcery.

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8 months

Fingers up and down Sanji’s hips as Sanji’s grumbling insults, “such a mutt, you literally stink Zoro, do you not even wash, following me around like a lost child, you look so stupid with that goddamn robe, it’s like you’re a whole mossball now.” Sanji’s chest feels bad, sore,

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1 month

He gets another whack. Then his other hand is wrapped, and the cook’s breathing is angry and huffy while Zoro shuts his eyes and soaks in the warmth of him. “‘M mean it,” Zoro slurs, and the cook breathes deeply. “Whatever,” still annoyed, prissy as ever. “If you win.”

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9 months

They talk about it in the morning, “Don’t know what happened, I swear they’ve moved our rooms or something.” “What the- and, hang on a second, even /then/, why’d you climb the bed if I was already lying there?” “I don’t know, figured you’d had a nightmare or something.”

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8 months

And the swordsman’s only rebuttal was pulling Sanji down in their place. “Nothing,” Zoro sighs, “just in love with a thief.” Sanji’s honestly going out of his mind about this, about how Zoro’s lost all interest in fighting since he got back, about how he’s not even angry Sanji

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1 month

on the couch as he leans his back against the armrest, arms open wide in expectation. Zoro happily follows, one knee on the couch and one around the cook’s waist to pull him just a little further down — he groans his complaint — so that Zoro can coil around his torso easily.

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2 years

Megumi who keeps twisting and turning in bed, bumping into Sukuna and then rolling away, stealing the duvet — Sukuna would have let him — before catching himself and rolling back around to throw it a pitiful few centimetres over Sukuna’s chest. “What’s wrong?” He asks.

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8 months

And Zoro’s not acting up at all. Kisses Sanji’s hands when he goes to flick his forehead, doesn’t let himself get hooked into brawls and fights. “What the fuck is wrong with you?” Sanji asks, one night, genuinely /concerned/ when he’s stolen the swords from Zoro’s side,

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5 months

Zoro a new weapon in his arsenal. Sanji /loves/ the kissing, squeals and twists and smiles, and Zoro loves kissing him. Sanji pulling him into the kitchen and slamming the door behind them, muttering “a quick one, just a quick one, I need-“ just to kiss Zoro a little bit.

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8 months

Almost married someone else. “Are you stupid?” Sanji asks. “For you,” Zoro answers, grinning. Lazy, smug, honest. Sanji grits his teeth, and Zoro pulls him closer, closer still, until they’re nose to nose and Zoro’s arms fit around him. “Something’s wrong with you,” Sanji says

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9 months

The morning talk goes terribly. But at least they’re fine. It’s not awkward, Zoro’s incapable of that type of personal insight, and Sanji is happy for it. Until it happens again, before Sanji’s even home, Zoro seemingly getting lost and- “Oy Marimo, what the /fuck/.”

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8 months

Zoro hums, and it sounds sated. “Zoro, what’s wrong with you.” Zoro rolls his eyes, and Sanji almost feels relieved, but then a soft kiss is pressed against his lips. The softest Sanji’s ever felt, and Zoro’s whispering; “just loving you.” Sanji swallows, throat feeling thick.

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9 months

Zoro won’t get up. He’s fallen asleep in Sanji’s bed, and now he won’t get up. It’s fucking stupid is what it is, and Sanji considers for one short second going into Zoro’s bed instead. But, that’d be his loss. So, instead, like a regular person, he scowls at Zoro all the while

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9 months

But Sanji only really snaps when Zoro rumbles; “you know, I don’t mind your company, but you don’t have to attack me to sleep with me. Just climb in, Curly.” Sanji could kill him. “Oh you fucki-“ They fight. Wrestle, grapple, just a bit, until Zoro’s pinned by thighs and Sanji

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8 months

“Missed me that much?” He snarks. It comes out as a snark. Zoro’s closing his eyes, smiling, and nuzzling into his cheek. “Something like that,” he’s answering. It’s weird. Zoro’s weird, this is weird, everything’s weird. Sanji loves affection, but something about this is weird

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2 years

@bbyhualian “Tableji was vibrating with excitement, watching him approach. Potxian, the hottest container in all of the kitchen, stirring and bubbling with glee in return as he neared tableji. Their time together was never too long, but sometimes… sometimes Potxian was forgotten on tableji

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drinks, Sanji says “I’m horny.” Zoro snorts. “Comes with being the pervy cook.” A deep sigh and a blue glare later, Sanji asks, “Would you do it again?” “With you?” “Yeah.” “Right now?” “Yeah.” Zoro puts the drink away and settles more upright against the wall,

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changing into his pyjamas, and when he’s done, he climbs right over him. Elbows on Zoro’s ribs, knees against his thighs, really just jabbing him any way he can to get him out of there. Zoro groans, and frowns, and locks his arms around him to tug him properly down to the sheets

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9 months

Zoro’s not even ruffled when he wakes up, doesn’t seem embarrassed in the least, even as Sanji’s scowling — less threateningly than he thinks, considering how sated and rested he feels.

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8 months

“What’re you doing?” He asks. Zoro shrugs. “Why won’t you fight me?” Zoro sighs. Sanji’s fingers tangle into Zoro’s hair, and he’s now proper worried. “Zoro,” he whispers, “why won’t you fight me?” “I have time,” Zoro answers, and another kiss is pressed into Sanji’s skin.

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5 months

as Zoro hums and pets him. Sanji who keeps looking coy and suggestive, saying things like “Gonna need you in my bed tonight,” and “sleep with me,” and “I’m really pent up,” every time he wants affection from Zoro. Zoro gingerly kisses his shoulder once, and Sanji keens, giving

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his jaw. He swallows again. “What do you mean by that?” Zoro grunts, and Sanji knows him well enough to know it’s not annoyance with him, but with himself. Something he’s struggling to voice. Then, “well, figured, next time you get a chance with some girl it might be the last

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Zoro scratches his head. “Yeah, that’s my bed.” “So why weren’t you there last night?!” “I was. You were with me.” “What?!” Zoro looks sheepish, deep in thought, and Sanji wants to kick his head off. “I mean, weren’t we?” “No! You, /you/, oh you fucking /moss/-” “Aye.”

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“And you’ll let me?” “What’re you on about?” “‘M doing it just because. Because I want to.” “You don’t want to fight me? What, you think me weak now or-“ “I’ll have time,” Zoro repeats, oh so soft, and Sanji doesn’t know why he’s so concerned for how those plush lips graze

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9 months

The next grapple is solved quicker, and both are still breathless when they look into Sanji’s room. “Do you see this?? The unmade bed, your socks on the floor, the-” “Did you steal my socks?” “I’ll fucking strangle you.” It’s okay. It’s /okay/. They kinda just get used to it.

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“Marimo,” Sanji swallows, voice lower, “what do you mean.” Another sigh, fingers squeezing around Sanji, but it’s not hard. Not purposeful, not provocative, not even possessive. Just an unintentional twitch of his fingers. “You like this, yeah?” Sanji huffs, and nods.

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9 months

It’s kinda nice. Life is a lot, anyway, and what better way to decompress than with manly hot cuddle session? Sanji grows kinda fond of it. One bed filled with blankets and duvets and pillow, and one stranded and empty; it’s stopped mattering, Zoro always finds him.

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5 months

A few days later he comes again, muttering under his breath again that “We should do that thing again tonight. I’m on watch.” And Zoro nods eagerly, saying he’ll get stuff ready, Sanji can meet him in the crow’s nest. And all Sanji means is to curl into Zoro’s chest and preen

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5 months

beckoning Sanji closer. “Come here.” And then Sanji. Hugs him. Drops down to his level, wraps his arms around Zoro’s waist, and breathes him in and out. After a second, Zoro drops his hands to his back. And Sanji just. Lays there.

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Sanji’s just objectively that pretty Zoro can’t even trust himself to speak with him, has to spin it into a fight before he says stupid dumb stuff Can’t even trust himself with touching him without fainting, has to keep his swords between them He thinks Sanji is soooooo pretty

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9 months

is held stuck by the arms around his waist, both breathless, both suffocating, but flushed red and grinning with the tension released. And then Sanji shows Zoro his own bed. “You fucking see this, right? The bed is made, it’s on the floor, you’ve got a thin blanket?”

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9 months

“Could be a workout room. Or, like, an office? Seems rather useless right now.” Sanji swallows. “Zoro. We’re two people.” “Yeah, but I thought-“ “Thought what?” Sanji’s heart rate is picking up, face red, and Zoro frowns. “Never mind.” Never mind, never mind, /never mind/.

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2 years

Megumi and Sukuna meet on an online dating forum for booknerds (Sukuna thought fantasy and killer books and monsters sounded like his type of place, he was not aware it was about literature), and sort of hit it off. Megumi’s just about awkward enough to get perfectly along with

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5 months

Broccoli, among other things. He chews, and swallows, waiting for Zoro to take his own first bite. And when he does, Sanji muses “Cannibalism.” Zoro goes cross eyed staring down at his fork, and when it clicks he flips Sanji off. A good meal. A good morning.

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8 months

and it’s not even nicely or sweetly but Zoro still goes red around the ears Completely unfair, no man should have that sort of power over others. Zoro’s 90% sure all the big bosses they beat have lost partly because they couldn’t keep their eyes off of Sanji, just like him

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9 months

One wardrobe filled with two sets of clothes, one socked filled with enough chargers for them both. It’s good, even; they work. They’re comfortable. They live for weeks and months, for a full year, and nothing changes. Wrestling in and out of the bedroom, sleeping tighter than

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9 months

Sanji can’t get it out of his head. Mulling it over, heart in his throat, growing restless, restless, so restless. He’s stuck. That’s what it feels like. Legs planted crotch-deep in concrete, life on a comfortable standstill, and he’s just stood there for /over a year/.

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9 months

tunas in a can, and as casual and bantering as ever outside their sleeping. “Yo, swirls. Should we do something with the empty room?” “Huh?” “The room? The one with an empty mattress?” Sanji wouldn’t admit it, but there’s a lump in his throat. “What, the bedroom? Like what?”

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2 years

No curse au skfs, trans Megumi, nsfw Megumi is glaring at his desk, tongue stuck to the roof of his mouth. His foot is ticking against the floor, tap tap tap, and somehow the sound only makes his nerves wound tighter. Sukuna is /right there/, it’d be so easy to walk up to him.

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3 months

“A relish,” Sanji explains, gaze straying back to the dishes before his body follows, and Zoro stares after him. His own face has gone warm now, he can tell. His own shoulders high. He whimpers, and Sanji muffles a laugh, before Zoro hightails out of there with a fury.

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1 year

A/B/O(dubcon) skfs where Sukuna has got the meanest smirk, the most unpleasant attitude, a terrible view on /everyone/ around him, and very few people manage to be in his vicinity. Megumi has never had a problem. He thinks it’s because he’s a beta; his friends think him insane.

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9 months

Mindless, clueless, sinking further into something convenient and stopping his search for life altogether. It’s not quite panic, but it’s certainly rash, when he checks up on his last dating profile and messages the last person who’d liked his profile.

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9 months

She’s sweet. She’s alright. She’s funny, she’s snide, she’s far prettier than he deserves; he kisses her goodnight, hands shaking, and says what he’s done against Zoro’s chest in the subtlest terms possible. “I had ice cream with a girl today.” “That why your lips are cold?”

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9 months

Sanji sighs, and shuts his eyes, pressing his nose into softened scars. “‘S you who’s overheating. A damn bother.” Zoro cackles, and Sanji smiles smugly. He meets her again. Takes her to the movies, holds her hand, grins his grin as she allows him to feed her buttered popcorn.

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9 months

“Got lucky?” Zoro asks him, over a beer and a grin as Sanji comes home. Sanji smiles, skewed and mild, as he shrugs off his jacket. “Yeah, something like that,” he confesses. Zoro’s inquiring hum is rather strangled, and Sanji has a forced pep in his step when he comes closer.

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9 months

When the night is over, she smiles at him, stood under the streetlights where taxis pass by. “I had fun tonight,” she says, voice sweet, and Sanji squeezes her hands. “Me too!” He assures, “me too, you’re lovely.” There’s something in her eyes; something knowing, or sad.

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