99 Ricki Lake @cataxista Twitter profile

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i lost my sunglasses in the laundry a couple days ago & asked the super to keep an eye out. today he found them & told me in detail exactly what happened: “i saw the security video. you were eating a bag of chips & they fell off when you tilted your head back to finish the bag”

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they weren’t chips, they were Utz Cheese Puff’n Corn 😤

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the virgin jake vs the chad dave

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wouldn’t it be funny if you posted a wedding photo but instead of saying “i married my best friend” you’re like “i married one of my good friends” changes the whole tone

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Gerald x Gucci!!? @geraldstratfor3 congrats!! 🤩

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stopped by your boyfriend’s house

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like clockwork with this one

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saw a tweet about andrew garfield dating an astrologer with a phd which sent my down a rabbit hole and i realized it’s the same woman i took a free consulting session with when i was down really bad in like 2017 and even in my down-bad-ness i could smell her grift a mile away

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start off with 50??? 😵‍💫

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boosting for Garfield 🥺🥺

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the kids are alright pt 346

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@gaystooge @cuntanadien the video or a potato?

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@alex_abads they were dressing her strictly from the hotel lost and found

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the boy in question

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today is the happiest day of my life. Smudge has been immortalized by the icon @poorlycatdraw 😭😍🤩

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did a cat write this

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lmaoooo

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@solomongeorgio I remember being very little & listening to this song thinking...is her boyfriend gonna hear this? 😬

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@Nicole_Cliffe at 16 i drove my car into a house (not drunk, just dropped a slurpee) and i asked the owner of the house to dispose of 10+ empty cigarettes packs that i had stashed under the seat before my mom got there. she did.

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ok brag

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@JordanKAdams97 joe is so stressed out. it's ok joe, you don't have to make the tacos

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@XavierDLeau she had enough time to pop all those letters together for that sign, she can wait 5 minutes for coffee

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cc @darth__mouth

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@melissamcewen @spunky_hunk

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guess who got flagged ‘unfriendly’ in her chart?

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when Tom Sandoval has to spend his first night on Raquel’s double bed in some studio apartment in Hollywood and not on a king size mattress in a home with a pool and a coffee machine in his bedroom maybe the enormity of how badly he fucked up will finally hit him

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@djolder same guy was protesting the May Day rally. I recognize the font. And the woman in blue is my hero.

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@kirabira lol at this point i have to assume that getting dogpiled (no pun intended) is her kink!?

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@winningprotocol i dated a guy who eventually ran through all of his stories and then just started telling them again as if I hadn't heard them already! and one of the few times I did share a personal anecdote he looked at me & said "i think you've told me this before" 🙄

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l*na d*l r*y reminds me of a girl from HS who was always talking about drugs and wild sex with her older boyfriend & how her parents were terrorized by her mere existence and when I finally went to her house she had a frilly pink canopy bed & her mom gave us orange slices

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anyway she charges like $4k/month and it’s basically the Secret with some tarot and astrology and magic with a K thrown in

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@boneysoups pick a day and time and try to stick to that as best you can, choose a podcast that you really like and make that your laundry podcast. buy those wool dryer balls and an essential oil you that smells great and put a few drops on the balls before you throw them in the dryer

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a few weeks ago i had to ask my patient if she could put out her cig bc i have asthma. she obliged but was a lil annoyed with me. today while we’re in her room she heard her friend lighting up in the kitchen and yelled “you can’t smoke in here right now, my nurse has asthma” 🥹

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@chrissyteigen the pull out method

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@EBBMpodcast he…knows he’s still a father right? like the kids don’t un-exist because he got divorced??

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forgive me benji

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@lenadunham for once, can you just not?

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this was back when i was still susceptible to LA woo woo BS, probably bc every podcast i listened to at that time was steeped in it (SUP, bitch sesh, several UCB adjacent pods). she was a guest on SUP, which in hindsight should have been a massive red flag

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@HannahSeidlitz what if I said crazy/beautiful??

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this but the Sundays 1990 Hit Single “Here’s Where the Story Ends”

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@darnyill lmaoooo noooo

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jose made this recipe tonight and it killed

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how much could i get for an iPhone 5 with a cracked screen? my man's cancer pills cost $100k/year, think i'll be close?

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we treat people with cancer one of two ways: like they’re a spiritual warrior on a hero’s journey possessing supernatural strength and wisdom OR like they are contagious and to be pitied and talked about in hushed voices. both ways are dehumanizing

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@Tea_witdre my favorite line ever from Cynthia: “No one would ever look at Kim and say ‘I bet you used to be a nurse’”

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@dudeimnormal

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@Lubchansky don’t forget the 16 cats

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Cardi is razor sharp, most celebrities don’t come anywhere close to her level of getting it

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@rachsyme this was the most difficult but necessary watch of 2017

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a jenny for all seasons

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i’m amazed at people who watch tv and compose dissertation-length comments on social media about overarching themes and callbacks to other shows or books etc meanwhile the episodes just wash over my brain like water on river rocks. mare smokes vape, gun go boom 😌

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tweets like these make me want to give up my hbo subscription

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@stassi @Andy #pumprules

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i’ll never forget this short-lived cafe at malcolm x & 130th that used their C rating sign to spell out BRUNCH

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Whats the lowest health score on a restaurant you'd still go into?

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a beautiful young woman with a bored expression just flipped me off while blocking my left turn, i should be mad but i think i'm in love

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a 16 lb orange boy named Bolbi 🥺

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@kristendoute

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what if we kissed inside the cave in the catskills where they found the crone

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she deserved the world

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my brand new therapist called me at 2pm for my intake appt and I had to tell her that as of today I’m no longer insured so there’s no point in even doing the visit. her parting words: “ok well, good luck with everything” 🙃

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@acechhh 3 weeks and it was the best decision we ever made

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hyperventilating at this comment on the yankin video

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it’s a white supremacist violence issue before it’s a gun control or mental health issue, don’t let that be obscured

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@imbobswaget

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retweet Halloween Cat relaxing in the sun for good luck 🎃👻

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@bentleyliz2 @KaraBTweets …and that autistic boy was Meghan Trainor

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@bakerbakerbaker how in the hell??

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happy St Patrick’s day

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apparently, Birdie has been adopted and here she is all ready to be picked up (if this adoption falls through i will completely come undone)

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@SharSaysSo @emoblackthot i love how it's news to him that he's not perfect 😂

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@AnnHall9 @delia_cai sorry but they’re not going to know who Bonnie Bedelia is if they didn’t know Macaulay and Kieran are brothers

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heaven’s gate: bellingham

c a i t l i n

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extremely Pacific Northwest estate sale

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@imbobswaget Parenthood Keanu was something special

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long boi 🥑

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@ElSangito the big lebowski. its not like my #1 movie but i’ve watched it dozens of times & it’s partly why i’ve always wanted to live i. LA. i didn’t know it was cool to hate it until i joined twitter

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learning that Paul Rubens sent Michael K Williams a valentine every year just to remind him that he was loved just opened up a floodgate 💔

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can't hate on ppl who are newly in love & corny on social media, bc the world is a shitpile and love is great and pure and free

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@offbeatorbit “we lost contact for a few months” you mean summer vacation? 🥴

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christina ricci is a real one

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@whaleburial i started having sympathy palpitations just thinking about it

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@jakebrodes the first time i did it my friends and i had a collective trip where we were all cogs in a cookie factory and the second time and last time i turned into a plank of wood for eternity (5 minutes)

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no drug can match the wash of relief you feel when a cop turns on its lights and sirens behind you but then pulls out to pass and zoom ahead

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@ElSangito this too

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morning sunlight hitting grapefruit is my favorite color

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something sinister about this

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@iamsosorry

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revisiting the classics

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is this @thegoodcatboy alter ego

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reading thru my tweets

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@FranziaMom

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gonna get my manager fired for asking me to “show my pretty face” TWICE on a teams meeting with HIS manager this morning

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lmao this is the exact corner we used to live on! a cop threatened us once for parking in one of “their” spots on the day we were moving out, like wtf we need to load our shit into the car, calm down!! they block every cross walk, forcing kids to walk on snow mounds in winter

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This is @NYCMayor ’s New York. Where citizens move like rats and police like kings.

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finally decided on my back tat artist: @catsapphic

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v excited about this v clever who/them pin, my first ever pod merch purchase via @whoweekly

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my sister and i talk about this all the time. if i could change anything about my childhood/young adulthood it would be to have a parent i could go to for real life advice who wouldn’t freak out on me or infantilize me

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when i get rich i'm moving to the ocean floor

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putting all my faith in a sunscreen i can neither smell, feel or see

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