@TheGodfathee
@Imudia_se2
It's you and your house that makes up 50%
My mom told me during his first stint as a president, people were eating corn chaff, like the residue after making pap.
I didn't campaign for Buhari, I don't know anyone in real life who did.
Don't delude yourself because you did.
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@UgwunnaEjikem
@AjeboDanny
I've literally not seen anyone who didn't go to university say school is scam, because we know the opportunities we are foregoing for not having a certificate.
School is not scam.
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@aproko_doctor
I read about this while I was pregnant.
I realized that most women going to spiritual houses because they have a lot of miscarriages could actually be a result of this rhesus factor.
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@eunice_kemi
Omo, I'm 22.
I no get reach
#100
rn, I no get phone(I'm actually using my mum's phone), I no get job.
I must be a criminal to expect a guy to have a house and car before I can date him, tbh, man no suppose dey my mind at all sef.
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@MrMekzy_
2021, after my phone was stolen from our house, I replied to a tweet on here about something and anon sent me 100k to buy a new phone.
The new phone was stolen from our house again, but I'll never forget that gesture.
It was the first time I'd received such a big help.
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A closed mouth, they say is a closed destiny, and desperate times calls for desperate measures.
Twitter family, I need your help.
My dad is a tiler and my mum is s tailor.
My dad lost his work line of over 18yrs on January, he just wasn't able to retrieve it.
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@UgwunnaEjikem
No kind of rebelling will make me leave my parents house sha
They have to physically remove me from the premises.
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Do you want me to die??
Where will I go??
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@Miss_magnolia20
Lmao.
I like how any objection to the pureness of the ladies makes you a "pick-me".
Ladies are justified in everything they do, and men should never be allowed the benefit of doubt.
All men are evil apparently.
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@UnkleAyo
On the contrary, I use long spoon to fry plantain.
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That sizzling oil splashes dey pain me reach my bone marrow.
I just sat with my dad a lot when he was doing maintenance on our generator, to escape cooking with my mom might I add.
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@arike96
@dammiedammie35
Thissss.
I'm giving her uppercut fess before anything else.
I don't want to know if she'll beat me after.
Because I know my boyfriend won't react to the slap.
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@HitzLuzick
@Sugaarrbaby
As innnnn.
The writer in me is crying and throwing up and sliding down the wall.
Because, what in the name of unedited first draft is this?
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@Madam_Ufuoma
I saw that tweet and I was floored.
She doesn't deserve the "right" to say no to sex because she's not a virgin.
A woman loses her body autonomy with her virginity.
These are the people we are living in the same society with
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@Collins_Obi75
@TheGodfathee
@Imudia_se2
It's not even funny.
Anyone who campaigned and/or voted Buhari doesn't deserve forgiveness.
I remember how comfortable life was before 2015 in our home, these days we're fighting tooth and nail to not become homeless.
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@MrMekzy_
I didn't understand the point of the conversation tbh.
Like, they were having a threesome and then?
Why did we need to know?
Also, walked in?
The hotel room wasn't locked?
Abi Transcorp Hilton is handing out keycards willy nilly to occupied rooms?
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@DannyWalta
@EffiomAsuquo3
I'm not in a relationship, but I know it's just bants.
The one wey won vex me na that SWAN, y'all ladies now agree to having nothing to offer except sex with your full chest?
Well, I'm a makeup artist and a writer btw, I do commissioned writing too, patronize me abeg.
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@almaasinobi
Hei Jesus.
You're 24????
As in 2 and 4????
God in heaven, your daughter is on her knees and crying and throwing up.
I see what you're doing for my age mates
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@MrOdanz
That's how I said my dad still cooks for us sometimes and one unfortunate human asked if he doesn't work.
Another fool said we turned him into a mumu in his house.
If your parents don't love you, just say it.
Don't project on other.
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@UgwunnaEjikem
Early this year, I spent about 30k on medical bills.
If I had to do this every month, I'd honestly simply unalive myself.
And even outside the money, the mental strain.
I remember how scared I was the one time Stephanie sneezed blood.
I can't survive in that state of mind.
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@myresponsesng
@Wizarab10
I don't think he sexually harassed any one of them.
He propositioned consenting adults, yes, he abused his power and position, and that is not okay.
But, come on, he didn't sexual harass or abuse anyone.
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@DWesternKing
@AdenijiRu
@Letter_to_Jack
Y'all can't be this daft, please, comprehension can't be this much of a big issue.
She has been wondering where the bridge leads to, the original tweet pointed out that it's Lagos-Ibadan.
What is this faux savagery clothed in intentional misunderstanding and stupidity?
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@WildChefHuman
Life no hard pass this this true true.
People make marriage seem like this huge insurmountable challenge, when really it's just basic decency and consideration.
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Jennifer Chisom Otoo||Executive Assistant ๐ฌ๐ญ๐ณ๐ฌ
Y'all are trying to drag
@GoodnessAdeosun
for the thread she created from a place of pain.
A place of pain that a lot of women can relate to.
Well, this is my story.
This guy was 8 years older than me, and yes, he used me and my naivety.
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@ForeverTacha
@oloye__
I can also withdraw my "consent" after pushing someone off a cliff.
You cannot put a chain of events into action and withdraw your "consent"
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@Wizarab10
It's like Nigerians have recently been exposed to CNC and it's leading to a lot of misconceptions.
So, stay with me
CNC - Consensual Non Consent.
It's a kink where a person wants to be "raped" during sexual intercourse.
Just like BDSM, this requires expertise and carefulness.
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@Wizarab10
Nothing vex me pass "she's 30 btw".
I thought you were talking about U23 sef.
That lady knows who she's doing and it's not you.
You're wasting your time and resources, beloved.
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@DNurseAdvocate
I've literally been the only female in a commercial transit, from 11pm to a little after 12am.
I didn't know where I was going, was my first time in that area, and I didn't speak their language.
When I got off, two guys offered to stand with me until my ride picked me up.
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@UgwunnaEjikem
See that first frame, I need that person to sit me down and break down their thought process because I don't understand it.
I need them to explain it to me like I am three.
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@chi_agozie7
@instablog9ja
I hope you're dating women who also don't understand makeup.
I sincerely hope you're not moving to women who wear makeup with the intention of getting them to stop for you.
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@Wizarab10
The repeated double takes I was doing while I went through the quoted tweets eeh.
None of them attacked her, it was either her relationship or her man.
Na wah oooo
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@TheBriDen
Okay, I'm asking because I'm honest to God confused about what he did wrong.
Was he supposed to go through her timeline and realize that she's a mad person before he replied her reply?
I mean, he probably felt she was joking considering the emojis.
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@9one_Creative
@DavidHundeyin
@AmamaBenn
It's high time you people started realizing that no body has the monopoly of madness.
When they go low, I'll get fucking shovel and dig a hole.
Let's discover crude oil.
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@khanofkhans11_
Before I got into a relationship, I used to cut my hair every year.
But, uncle asked me not to cut my hair and I haven't.
When I wanted to lock it because I hate combing, I still had to tell him first.
This thing is not that hard, it is just a matter of respect.
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@sittingtire
@_B___S
Does she pat homeless people's heads before grabbing them by the scruff of their neck?
I dunno, but methinks that will be a crime.
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The Nigerian women living in Nigeria who are getting mad, I don't understand you people.
I mean, what really concerns you if Amanda in Fort Lauderdale, Florida does box braids???
8 hours of sleep in your 20s?
It's either you' re dead or your dreams are.
How can you be spending 1/3rd of your life sleeping?
What will you do when you're old and weak?
There's time for everything please.
Cut down your sleep if you want your dreams to become a reality.
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@Chiomzy__
@godimangellyn
@ayfabs1
@aproko_doctor
Nah, the discussion was actually women getting tested.
And even if she wanted to say men should get tested too, she could have said it without saying men have more sex partners than ladies.
She probably thought the discussion should be offensive to ladies as it didn't include men
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@mrmacaronii
@Dehkunle
The way my heart is just skipping whenever I see this news.
God please, I've not really asked for anything this past few months, I'm begging, not Danny.
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@tolusaba
One of my contacts is mad at me because I asked him to text instead of calling.
Talmabout "it's me oo. Why are you doing this to me".
After I explained to him that I have phone anxiety and I prefer texts to calls.
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@myresponsesng
@Wizarab10
Will you have sex with me?
This is a social situation and I just propositioned you, is this sexual harassment?
When you say no, and I continue, it becomes harassment.
Again, he abused his position, he shouldn't have propositioned them, but he certainly didn't harass them.
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@cuselijah
@DaddyYungJoc
@DailyLoud
I think she's focusing on the "guys" you used in your first reply to her.
Common sense should have told her that any group of people can be called "guys", but it's obvious they are lacking on that front.
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@Elkrosmediahub
More like tell him his kids are not "complete" Yoruba.
Or tell me I'm not Ghanaian because my mom's Nigerian.
I really hate that these are actual conversations people are having and kiki-ing like they are not unhinged.
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@khanofkhans11_
Like, it will be a personal goal to slander the person, and his family, and his friends.
Basically, every person he's ever come in contact with will be slandered.
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I no been wan talk but e no spoil๐. When I was 15 I got scouted to play for a team in Melbourne, Australia. Two weeks to leave for Melbourne. One faithful Sunday my mom came home from church and was yelling at me,so I hissed at her, she became furious (typical African mother)
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"Just by 2".
Scenes when the man buys 2 and the werey doesn't eat because "shey I told you I don't want" and that extra goes to waste.
You people are moving mad and it's not funny.
I simply won't share. It's not even a tough decision. Sharing sends the information that your words don't hold weight, so next time it happens, she'll say she doesn't want, because she knows if she changes her mind, she would still be able to get some.
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An idle mind is the devilโs workshop, and I refuse to allow the devil set up shop in my mind.
So, this is me begging for help.
I need a job, please.
Content Writer, I have three years experience in writing.
Administrative/Executive Assistant.
Or anything.
Twitter, please help.
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@Elijah_ogb
@Postsubman
I cry when I see kids hawking wares under the sun, so begging money in street corners.
You think an obviously forgotten three year old crying outside is not enough reason to evoke tears from someone?
Some of us have empathy, yunno.
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@GraveSpawn117
@dajjrambo
No, he does not love you.
Obsessed, maybe.
Feeling possessive over you, maybe.
You could get in a car crash and lose your legs, or get brain damage, or die.
10 years is a long time and I know it's not easy to just leave, but you'll eventually need to choose yourself and living.
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@wereyboy2
@s0tonye
@jimiroye1
@OlayinkaAlaya
@SamuelMbagwu
When it comes to true evil and wickedness, Nigerians no reach tbh.
Look at the likes of Jeffrey Dahmer, Epstein, Charles Manson, Aileen Wournos, Ted Bundy, John Wayne Gacy, Richard Ramirez and other lots of them.
Trust me, it's a worldwide phenomenon.
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@General_Oluchi
Look into the back seat before entering your car, lock your car immediately you enter.
Don't allow yourself to be moved to a secondary location if you can help it.
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@titobecka
@Miss_magnolia20
Like..
They always find a way to twist everything to make the lady a victim in a situation.
A lady cheats, the man wasn't enough.
A man cheats, he is scum.
A lady gets cheated on and leaks the guy's nudes, people heal differently
A man does the same, he is scum.
I'm tired tbh.
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