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PS you’re giving off super gremlin energy. not in a good way.

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Joined June 2015
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@missuonmylips
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you go on a 15 min walk in the middle of the workday and you start seeing god
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@missuonmylips
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3 months
Date with 30yo later and he just sent me one of those gifs with huge white subtitles that millennials use
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@missuonmylips
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18 days
This is what balkan pop stars look like
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Sabrina Da Sleeze 💋 #HeavyOnIT
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@missuonmylips
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1 year
She was doing research here
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Kim Kardashian officially plays a character named Siobhan in “American Horror Story” Season 12!
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@missuonmylips
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When you’re coming out of a bout of depression and start reconnecting with yourself it’s like hey girl that was kinda wacky wasn’t it… yeah like a little weird…
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@missuonmylips
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9 years
Literally every episode of Pretty Little Liars ever...
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@missuonmylips
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1 month
Just got called a f*g on the street oh I know the outfit is eating
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@missuonmylips
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2 months
Carrie bradshaw won’t see your mean tweets but your oomf who relates to her will 😔💔
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@missuonmylips
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5 months
@jovarca1000000 SHE fumbled? Be very serious
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@missuonmylips
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5 months
Lykke li because of what she’s been through and she’s still singing
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@missuonmylips
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2 years
I’m sorry but Dorinda is unhinged and toxic and needs to STAY on pause #RHUGT2
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@missuonmylips
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3 months
@theharkyp Do you promise
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@missuonmylips
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2 months
Brat listeners vs charm enjoyers
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@missuonmylips
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5 months
The liberality with which I hand out instagram story likes is a direct reflection of the purity of my soul btw
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@missuonmylips
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2 months
@Nick__Nation FIDHDHSJSJD SCREAMING
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3 months
@kitschygay I can buy my own drinks
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@missuonmylips
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19 days
Effects of sabrina carpenter psyop wearing off
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@missuonmylips
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6 months
This kuntress… no one has remained as cool and authentic throughout their career while still being insanely successful
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@missuonmylips
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3 months
@wristb3nt They will. And that is okay <3
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@missuonmylips
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2 years
I continue to not understand the difference between seeing erika tel jax to gtfo and hearing about it. I don’t think the lack of a visual makes it any less shocking? Such bullshit #rhobh
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@missuonmylips
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2 months
I really post on instagram and then don’t open the app for the rest of the day. The likes / comments are not my business
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@missuonmylips
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2 months
So incredibly happy that I have learned to stay soft and open and hopeful in the face of incessant cruelty and heartbreak
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@missuonmylips
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9 years
when you're Justin Bieber and you haven't told everyone you're human in 10 minutes
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@missuonmylips
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10 months
Just found out my cousin shot content for his onlyfans while staying in my flat this week
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@missuonmylips
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5 months
34 years old still playing the vengeful victim act
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The globe in Taylor Swift's @Spotify  library has a pin for Orlando, Florida where Joe Alwyn allegedly cheated on her. #TSTTPD
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@missuonmylips
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@roisinmurphy @DollardDes You’re a nasty person with a nasty spirit
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@missuonmylips
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5 months
SHOW IT TO ME RACHEL NOW PLEASEEEE
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First look at Gia Coppola’s ‘THE LAST SHOWGIRL,’ starring Pamela Anderson as a veteran Las Vegas showgirl reinventing her life.
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@missuonmylips
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2 months
add! up! my! love!
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@missuonmylips
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6 months
Ouuu I fear she got me with this one… sorry cholly I will be streaming
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slow down babyyy 🌪️💘💭
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1 month
the outfit in question like… hi I’m what I do
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@missuonmylips
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5 months
Couldn’t care less about the terrorist swift album leak
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@missuonmylips
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2 months
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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lana’s instagram page in 2014
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@missuonmylips
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2 years
There is something so deeply melancholic about this
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Pressing play on the ride monologue
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@missuonmylips
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Cinematic parallels
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@missuonmylips
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5 months
How do I get stricter with my diet without waking my sleeper eating disorder
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@missuonmylips
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woke up in the middle of the night to a thunderstorm, took a big gulp of water and fell asleep to the sound of the rain
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@missuonmylips
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Might be time to move countries
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@missuonmylips
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The idea that tenderness comes from pain
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@missuonmylips
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6 months
No bc a lot of you are just collecting little thirst followers to get your likes up… your generosity conceals something dirtier and meaner!!!
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why is everyone so immature??
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@missuonmylips
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6 years
Miss Uchis has TASTE! The replay button oh honey she STANS #GTFO
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@missuonmylips
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1 year
@h__smart trying rly hard not to go feral
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@missuonmylips
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cosplaying east london gentrifier today
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@missuonmylips
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Turns out diet coke and chainsmoking 3 cigarettes up in the mountains doesn’t heal you
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@missuonmylips
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5 years
The embodiment of white trash
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. @JustinBieber shows off new eyebrow piercing and diamond grill in latest Instagram post.
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@missuonmylips
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The way I’m kinda in heat
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5 months
Landlord claiming she doesn’t want to replace broken oven because she is “conscious of our excessive landfill/waste situation”
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1 year
@aidanthereup Camille's effortlessly gorgeous Malibu chic serve...
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@missuonmylips
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4 months
I was brat downnn this time last year
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@missuonmylips
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3 years
@AmInTheTanVan @anxiousdeluxe Darling I can assure you, gay sex being legalised had NOTHING to do with a bunch of old white hags talking about bottom this top that…. you are no Joan of arc come on now
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@missuonmylips
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anyway happy 4/20
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@missuonmylips
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5 years
You guys idk I think I will go down with this ship and I won’t put my hands up and surrender
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@missuonmylips
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@jovarca1000000 Watch your mouth. Make a scene is a stone cold classic through and through
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@missuonmylips
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Spent $150 on clairo merch
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@missuonmylips
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People pin a beyonce pic to their profile and feel empowered to talk absolute nonsense… no ma’am
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@missuonmylips
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damn bitch u live like this
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@vandercunts KJFJKDGJJFD like that girl farting on Instagram live being like “omg did you guys hear that? I think there’s a ghost”
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@missuonmylips
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2 years
Just spent almost £250 on a diesel top julia fox this is your fault
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@missuonmylips
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Gay men make art about something other than dick and cock challenge
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@missuonmylips
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6 months
I think lykke li might have suffered more than jesus
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@missuonmylips
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They put this clown ass straw in there too this time so everyone knows I came from the circus
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Hate when they put one of those dome plastic lids on my iced latte. just big and gauche
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@missuonmylips
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Grandma just told me I’m pretty like a girl
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@missuonmylips
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2 years
I’m sorry but Adriana is an irreplaceable asset to #RHOMiami
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@missuonmylips
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Recognised troye sivan’s choreographer for the got me started mv in this and felt like a realllll f*g
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love is the answer. love is the wish. Cara Delevingne and @jrmypope express it in the new Pride campaign. Featuring 100% Pure Love by Crystal Waters.
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@missuonmylips
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@queensofbravo @RollingStone And NOTHING for sai de silva
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@missuonmylips
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Shall we throw a party
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I just c**e so much it went in the charging port on my phone and now it keeps saying “liquid detected” HELP💀💀💀
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@missuonmylips
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Of all her crimes I think taylor swift’s undying victim complex is her most insufferable trait
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@missuonmylips
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3 years
Not Kyle cartwheeling in the background
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@missuonmylips
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9 months
The ziwe x george santos interview nowhere near funny enough to warrant all this discourse
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@missuonmylips
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1 year
Just had a religious experience at lana’s hyde park set
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@missuonmylips
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2 years
@aidanthereup why would you think that and then tweet it to upset me like that
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@missuonmylips
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1 year
Tyler from selling the oc walking into the finale party like this SCREAMS "man going through divorce"
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@missuonmylips
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I was giving miss JLo a chance and literally the first song I put on was one where she had worked her thievery..... no words
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@missuonmylips
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6 years
This was a serve head to toe. Hair laid, face beat, waist snatched and the dress is gorgeous 10/10 now how did you manage that mimi
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@missuonmylips
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6 years
Well.... face reveal arrived #NewProfilePic
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@missuonmylips
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9 years
@LukasGraham @officialcharts @rihanna "this woman" sold more singles than u have hairs on all ur heads combined moronic fucks
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@missuonmylips
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can’t stop creating beautiful moments for myself omfg
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@missuonmylips
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new lykke li song from i never learn era
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@missuonmylips
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@romanwhies @magdalenepop She would also never write such a simple shallow and self-revealing line
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@missuonmylips
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9 months
if the apple was this juicy I would’ve committed original sin too like do you know how hard it is to get a good apple these days
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god: so there’s only just one rule— eve:
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@missuonmylips
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2 years
WHAT! Heather dubrow you will pay for this. No Noella no show
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Noella is OUT #RHOC
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@missuonmylips
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ran into paul mescal at coffee shop wearing his guns n roses t shirt, tote bag and wired headphones… ur not a vibe bro
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Having to tell someone they cut in front of you in the queue
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@missuonmylips
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3 years
What’s the common thread? That’s right, princess radzi
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Bethenny’s return in S7, Luann & Tom’s relationship exposed in S8, Luann’s marriage in S9, Cartagena/Bethenny & Carole fallout… #RHONY was unmatched for 4 seasons in a row!
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@yolandafister Carole’s howl after tinsley drags omg
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@missuonmylips
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9 years
that's a lot of people she has to sue
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@missuonmylips
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10 months
@fclklore He posted a teaser on ig I was like hold on that’s my bookshelf 😭
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1 year
Charlotte’s kids the absolute worst most insufferable characters I’ve ever witnessed oh my goodness #AndJustLikeThat
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@missuonmylips
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6 months
Another week
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@missuonmylips
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beautiful gay man who just held elongated eye contact with me outside waitrose do you want children do you want to marry me
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@missuonmylips
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6 years
This is the most annoying trend y’all are so boring
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. @SZA has deleted all posts from her Instagram account. Artists tend to do this before starting a new era. Could new music be on the way? 👀
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@missuonmylips
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Upped my age range on hinge to 35
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@missuonmylips
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1 year
Did anyone else think it was a little shady boots when after the phone call with samantha, carrie’s kitten tried to escape and after she dragged it back in carrie was like “I don’t need any more drama” #ajlt
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