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josh

@geolojosh_

22 days

dressing in a way that will make kaytranada instantly fall in love with me if he sees me from behind the decks

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josh

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1 month

i mean-

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1 month

This voice clip of Luigi saying “oh my god” has been stuck in my head forever why does he say it like that

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josh

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3 months

GOT IT I KNEW I WASN’T CRAZY

josh

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3 months

does anybody have that clip of the italian news reporter at cannes who says “don’t worry darling” in a crisp manchester accent in the middle of an entirely italian sentence

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josh

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got so bored today i decided to find every number from 1-9 in natural features on google earth :) here’s 1, 2, 3…

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josh

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2 years

wake up babe, new manchester renaissance painting just dropped

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New Year's Day 2022, Deansgate, Manchester.

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josh

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2 months

oomfs pointing at anything green and saying “omg brat??”

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josh

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2 months

good morning

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josh

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1 year

no but like… as homophobic as this is it’s also so cunty, i want it on my wall

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josh

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2 months

i know i’m over a year late but kesha… i was unaware of your game…

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josh

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2 years

thanks pfizer

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josh

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3 years

My body is a temple but I’m Jewish and the year is 70 CE

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josh

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2 months

when i go to the pub i wanna get those

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josh

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14 days

i also found a LOT of contenders for 0 but circles are a naturally occurring feature so that felt like cheating

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josh

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14 days

…4, 5, 6…

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josh

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…7, 8, and 9

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josh

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2 years

this is intensely scary in a way people outside the uk will struggle to grasp

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off to winter wonderland

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josh

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6 months

the fact this was a purposeful design choice makes me SO happy

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josh

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2 months

be so fr

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josh

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1 year

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1 year

this is a gay test

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josh

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@Benny__Bunny neither was i tbh, it was hard enough finding a 6 and i thought 20 minutes of scrolling for the 9 was too much so i just settled on vulcano (italy) for that one

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josh

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1 year

The French History Podcast 🇲🇫

@FrenchHist

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Who is the best fictional French character of all time?

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josh

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2 years

@CaudilloNuclear here’s a good one for the thread: a climber on mount adams watching the eruption of mount st. helens in 1980

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josh

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11 months

that’s great but why are there central line maps on a waterloo and city line carriage

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josh

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6 years

“Hayley’s left the villa” The whole country: #loveisland

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josh

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3 years

She was a Holocaust survivor. She was a Holocaust survivor hit by a missile in her own home. She was 90. Calling her a coloniser on twitter won’t help shit.

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josh

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2 years

guy in stratford station just deliberately ran over my foot with his bike and told me to “hurry up gayboy.” i called him a cunt. woman next to me also called him a cunt. that’s allyship girlies 😌💅

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josh

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2 years

…don’t judge me

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what were some of your childhood sexual awakenings? 👀

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josh

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1 year

i actually struggle to process the fact that people like this exist in the same world as me

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josh

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2 years

i forget that most of vine was based around early influencers like king bach and lele pons because i grew up on these

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vine is not funny when u rewatch it i’m so sorry

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josh

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3 months

does anybody have that clip of the italian news reporter at cannes who says “don’t worry darling” in a crisp manchester accent in the middle of an entirely italian sentence

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josh

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3 months

gun fingers adele coming out in defence of the gays iktfr

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Adele goes off on audience member who yelled “Pride sucks” at her concert tonight: “Did you come to my f*cking show and just say that Pride sucks? Are you f*cking stupid? Don’t be so f*cking ridiculous. If you have nothing nice to say, shut up, alright?”

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josh

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3 years

Gonna be even louder about my Judaism after what happened today. It’s all I have.

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josh

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2 months

(for context i’m not surprised kesha is an incredible artist, i’m surprised by the style and execution of the entire song! the heavy beat and gospel chorus is INCREDIBLE)

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josh

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@gxrethclarke 6/9 were the hardest to find on their own icl 💔

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josh

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1 year

me hiking on my own so i’m their only option:

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Hike in groups. Bears like to have options

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josh

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2 months

40k likes and hate from teenage kpop stans for “stealing green” from an artist i’ve never heard of… we are SO back

josh

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2 months

oomfs pointing at anything green and saying “omg brat??”

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josh

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@HumanFox030 right?? that’s what inspired the whole thing, i was reading up on the structural geology (it’s called cove mountain near roanoke VA) and it really struck me that it’s literally a perfect 2…

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josh

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2 years

forgot to mention that on the way to today’s protest i got pointed at, laughed at, and had photos taken of me by a group of men on the tube because i was wearing earrings and had my nails painted. being openly queer in this country is fucking exhausting.

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josh

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6 years

Wes, Josh and Adam when all the girls came back in: #loveisland

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josh

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4 months

good morning :)

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josh

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4 years

The internet when Trisha Paytas is candidly racist, antisemitic and homophobic vs. the internet when Trisha Paytas tries to start beef with Charli D’Amelio

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josh

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2 years

thinking about her

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josh

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2 months

gladly

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Show me your furry EsTitties

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josh

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10 months

jessie ware’s dancer if you read this im free on thursday night and would like to hang out. Please respond to this and then hang out with me on thursday night when I’m free.

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josh

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5 months

@RALENTlS £12 vs £1 for the own-brand cetirizine that works exactly the same… corporations are evil

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2 months

who’s liking this… me and my schnoz are tryna see something

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Statement

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josh

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6 years

IT LOOKS LIKE EMMA STONE I AM DECEASED

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6 years

I’m about to buy a persian cat so I’ve been watching care videos on them and this one on toothbrushing has me screamingdndjddn

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josh

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5 months

so as a non-jew you profited off a book you wrote about the holocaust that attempts to humanise the nazis, and now you’re validating one of the greatest hate speech advocates against queer people as a cis man? history will not remember you fondly, john boyne.

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josh

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2 years

interesting. claiming you’re educated on the holocaust by watching one of the worst representations of the holocaust there is, to the point where the holocaust education trust and yad vashem have made statements about it. hmm.

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Some homework for @GaryLineker - BBC2 right now. The Boy In The Striped Pyjamas. A brilliant film about Nazi death camps. Watch and learn.

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5 months

who knew a little ikea bear could do so much for my mental health

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josh

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2 years

@lorainke11y i’m trying to get my head around why anybody would respond like that 😭

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josh

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8 months

“with all this talk of haredim digging under brooklyn, i couldn’t help but wonder: why couldn’t i get a jew to explore MY tunnel?”

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josh

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2 months

gay hinge btw! in east london! like pick a struggle girl!!

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2 years

as a gay jew, i used to be called “fruity” everywhere i went. that’s why this pride month, i’m partnering with kedem grape juice-

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josh

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3 years

What. The. FUCK.

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josh

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9 months

if i won the lottery i wouldn’t tell anyone but there would be signs

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Interactive Topography Sandbox [1000 x 600]

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hide ur dads x

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josh

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3 years

@miriamtzipporah A 90 year old Holocaust survivor from Ashkelon died today from injuries sustained when a rocket hit her house in May. Hamas released a statement where they called her a “zionist usurper.” People are agreeing with that. It’s fucking horrid.

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josh

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8 months

imagine being ousted by somebody named after the first two words in an ad for kitchen roll

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🚨 BREAKING: Rishi Sunak's former special adviser is plotting to remove him as prime minister Will Dry, who conducted polling for Sunak and quit in November last year, is working with a secretive group of 20 former advisers and MPs to force Sunak out [ @thetimes ]

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josh

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2 months

“stop colonising nct green” go outside and talk to a real human outside of stan twitter, quickly

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new sunnies are my new personality trait i fear

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josh

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1 year

i miss him

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josh

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7 months

as i put on my pull&bear cargos, i couldn’t help but wonder: when would it be my turn to pull A bear?

josh

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might fuck around and take a lil solo trip to the new birmingham pull&bear today idk

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josh

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3 years

non-binary ≠ androgynous please stop using one to mean the other, they are different

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josh

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3 years

@JAjueny The antisemitism lmaoooo why am I in it???

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josh

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My two moods @quenblackwell

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josh

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4 years

@AlHendiify @juniorshabidoo Slightly off topic but that guy’s called Ollie Alexander and he’s in a new British series about the 80s gay scene in London and the AIDS crisis, called It’s A Sin. I’m not sure if it’s available in the US yet but you neeeeeeed to watch it if you can!

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josh

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2 years

i’m a jewish member of the LGBTQ+ community and seeing a swastika being presented by a public figure is very triggering, especially when it is composed of a bastardised version of the progress pride flag. @twitter i urge you to take immediate action and suspend or ban this user.

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2 years

“forgiveness is for the christians. revenge is for the girlies.” - @Anania00

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josh

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absolutely losing my mind over americans getting a hold of this child-free pub in a little english village with thatched roofs and calling it GENTRIFICATION

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josh

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2 years

also a couple of comments! 1) i’m sure it is actually baroque, i study rocks so i’m not exactly an authority on art history 2) my tweets usually get 20 likes at most! i hope this girl’s ok, i’m not mocking her at all and i think her friend is wonderful for looking after her

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should we do a little key? should we have a little line? should we invite bella hadid

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the “daddy” replies were off the charts

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what selfie was your magnum opus?

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josh

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1 year

guess we’re hard-launching this as if the whole timeline hadn’t worked it out already 🤭

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josh

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hello??

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josh

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1 year

ah yes, because men are famously hole-free

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josh

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3 years

I’ve just finished Maus and I finally understand why the bigots want it banned: it’s the first piece of Holocaust literature I’ve read where the survivors are truly human. And by human, I mean imperfect, traumatised, and fucked up in so many ways by what they were subjected to.

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josh

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gay men according to twitter: the root of all evil, woman haters, disgusting and dirty, the sole oppressors of the rest of the lgbtq community gay men in real life: hey do u wanna grab a coffee and go for a walk

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josh

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shaving mirror was an artistic choice :)

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josh

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2 years

hamas are saying they’ll join the fight in the next 48 hours if no ceasefire agreement is reached and i feel i can speak for all my fellow diaspora jews when i say i don’t think any of us are ready to see these two all over social media again

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BREAKING: Rishi Sunak mocks trans women in leaked video footage

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the bear witch project…

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2 years

“maybe if u ate less burgers” maybe i look hot and should therefore continue eating burgers

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josh

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2 years

obviously i’m angry about this but i’m more angry on behalf of my lecturers than anything. seeing how high the VC’s salary is at bham and yet knowing so many of the staff in my department alone are on shaky casualised contracts really showed me who the real enemy is.

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🚨BREAKING🚨 EVERY SINGLE UK UNIVERSITY WILL BE SHUT DOWN WITH 18 DAYS OF STRIKE ACTION ACROSS FEBRUARY AND MARCH RT if you support our members. #ucuRISING

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buonasera da venezia :)

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josh

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4 months

the silly thing has happened… my mullet era is over

josh

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gonna do a very silly thing tomorrow. very excited. watch this space.

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josh

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@shygaetano no fr like that one that got posted today has made me realise that maybe not everybody deserves a considered message we’be actually spent time writing to avoid hurting them

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josh

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oh my god??