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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

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СЛАВА УКРАЇНІ!!!! 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

9 months

"I survived Auschwitz, thanks to a German friend in the SS." "I survived Nuremberg thanks to a Jewish friend in court." "Hans...?" "...Shlomo?"

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@asklepian

2 months

"I just finished my 600th composition at age 35. I just hope my life's work will inspire others and change humanity for the better." *sniffs gasoline, rареs a woman and dies in a gang-shooting* "A fellow genius I see."

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2 months

My most liberal view: The value of a human life is not based on what it can achieve in a specific area of achievement. Even an simple minded but good man is equal in worth to Mozart simply because he is a human being Achievements are unequal Innocent Human life is all valuable

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@asklepian

1 month

"All I know is that I know nothing." "No wonder, the Attic sun has practically boiled your brain into a soup. Thank God my Aryan brain had the chance to develop in the cold silence of Danzig." "Germanic autist." "Nіggеr."

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@asklepian

8 months

"Would you love me if I was a worm...?" "Would you love me if I was a nіggеr?" "..." "..." "Fair enough."

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@asklepian

8 months

Goodbye friend. We will meet once more. And you will come back stronger yet again.

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@asklepian

8 months

The nеgrоіds' underdeveloped prefrontal cortex makes him incapable of higher cognitive functions such as existential contemplation — thus reducing the risk of suicide while increasing the probability of being shоt by authorities as a consequence of low impulse-control.

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8 months

73% of Americans who died by suicide were white males. #GodsWork

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

4 months

My nіggеr in mutt, you are the replacement.

Andrew Tate

@Cobratate

4 months

We are being replaced.

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@asklepian

7 months

"Total Nіggеr..." "I'm out." "–Death." "I'm in."

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@asklepian

4 months

"Hey inmate. I saw you from across the gas chamber and thought you looked kinda cute. Can I have your number? Nevermind, I'll just read it from your forearm." "Are you serious?? I was about to get in the shower you perv!!" "Oh yeah... about that..."

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

2 months

"Alright Sir, that'll be 14 dollars and 88 cen...huh-? uhh..HEY!!" "Keep the change."

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

9 months

"–and that's how we could raise the global IQ by 50 points by investing into atomic bombs." "So... me no get EU residency permit?" "No, Ngogo. You will be turned into a Museum mannequin."

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@asklepian

6 months

"A Fascist worked out today. Did you?" *the homeless person i just told about Hitler*:

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@asklepian

2 months

"This is my cat, Mr. nіggеr." "Errrm isn't that a mildly inappropriate name for a cat." "What? No, I thought that was your name." "..." "But yea, he's called Mr. nіggеr too."

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

19 days

ANNIHILATE EVERYTHING THAT EXISTS

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

6 months

Nіggеrs 👎🏻

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@Cobratate

6 months

Cats 👎

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@asklepian

6 months

"When I was 16 I fell deeply in love with the class-whоre. In that moment I felt as if Mart lost. Now I know Mart won."

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

1 month

"Christian God many word, very complicate. Muslim God little word, very easy. I'm a monist btw."

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@asklepian

3 months

"Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?" "Because I ran out of gas?"

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@asklepian

9 months

Last night I dreamt that I was sleeping over at Costin Alamariu's house in Romania and in the morning when his mother called us for breakfast, he ran straight to my bed and pretended to rape me 'as a joke'. Then we had breakfast with his mom and spent the day talking Nietzsche.

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@asklepian

2 months

"The gods envy us. They envy us because we're mortal, because any moment might be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we're doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again." "Omg ❤️i love Homer!!" "Homer? Some Jew wrote that."

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@asklepian

3 months

"Happy Birthday Hitora-Heika! Blow out the candles." "I rove you, Ajewka."

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

9 months

"Good Hitler Morning!" “What do you mean? Do you wish me a good Hitler morning, or mean that it is a good Hitler morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel Hitler this morning; or that it is a morning to be Hitler on?” “All of them at once."

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

10 months

"Ugh! You've been in there for hours now, it's my turn! Hey, can you hear me? HEY!!" "Heill Óðinn! Sæll Óðinn! Heill Óðinn! Sæll Óðinn! Heill Óðinn! Sæll Óðinn! Heill Óðinn! Sæll Óðinn! OOOOOHHHOOOOOOO OOOOOHHHOOOOOOO"

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

2 months

I just stepped on a snail. Completely overcome with guilt and remorse. Why God, WHY—why couldn't it be a nіggеrbaby instead.

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

10 months

"You want to do WHAT to my beautiful daughter?? Stupid gоу, you really think you can bribe God's chosen people into such–" "500 shekels." "Mazal! Nice making business with you noble Aryan!"

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

9 months

"Odysseus... Where are you...?" ".......Penelope..."

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@asklepian

10 months

Israeli army Hotties might be the most counter productive propaganda ever. If you really want to have the time of your life with these chicks, your best bet is to join Hamas.

Chudeaux

@Chudeaux

10 months

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@asklepian

5 months

"Hitora-Sensei. Will you finally teach me the secret technique..." "You are not ready, Gigachad-San." "HITORA-SENSEI, I'VE BEEN TRAINING HARD DATTEBAYO I KNOW I'M READY!!!" "Yare yare... very well. I call this... the zyklon bomb of the kami of 6 million screams. 88 gates."

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

9 months

"Teehee, I'm Asuka and I'm an innocent 14 year old." "Raaahhh, I'm Gigachad and I'm a fucking rapist!" *starts clapping hands* "No Gigachad - please stop!" "AHHHH I'M COOOOOMING!!!"

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

21 days

"Billions have gone extinct. Pangea has fallen." "And yet evolution seems unaffected in Panthalassa. Curious."

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

6 months

"Nіggа nіggа?" "What the fuсk?"

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

2 months

"One thousand foul hundled foulty six. *ugh* One thousand foul hundled foulty seven. *cough* H-HITORA-SENPAI, I ALMOST THELE, ALE YOU STILL WATCHING?!" *hooonk mimimimimi*

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

8 days

Mom is trying to set me up with her friend's 16 y/o daughter.

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

10 months

"Jung talks about this." "WTF wasn't Jung a literal Nazi??" "Yes, so am I. Freud taught him well." "WTF wasn't Freud a Jewish pervert??" "Yes, so am I."

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

10 months

"What is it, Asuka? Don't you like Saint-Tropez? Should I conquer another beach for you?" "Addi, how much longer are you going to take me on these secret holidays? Eva is gonna find out about us one day." "...what do you think about Argentina?"

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

7 months

Ugly people should be prohibited from entering art museums.

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@asklepian

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

4 months

If God is real, then why do women not have sex with me?

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

8 months

*knock knock* "Huh, aren't you the guy from Pilates class that kept sniffing my ass? Did you follow me home??" "You're ovulating. I simply followed the scent of your cervical mucus. I have chosen you to bear my child to contribute to my project of immortality. Do not resist."

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

9 months

"Golden one, why is this punching bag groaning in Arabic every time I hit it?" "Don't worry about it."

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

1 month

cool post nіggеr. only problem is that whole "just doxx urself lel"-part only works if you don't have much going on for yourself in real life

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@asklepian

6 months

I seriously don't understand what goes on in a nіggеr's mind to move to a country that is known to hate them and then have the nerve to complain.

Rev. Ray Cistman ✊🏾🙏🏾

@RevRayCistman

6 months

Poland wouldn’t even exist without Black people so they deserve some respect.

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@asklepian

8 months

"There's only one race. The *human* race." "So true. And there's only one human race. The *Aryan* race."

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@asklepian

4 months

You stupid fuсkіng gоrіІІа nіggеr.

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@asklepian

8 days

Unironically the best thing you can do for yourself is to just stop cumming. Increase productivity and take power away from women. I declare Total War on all gooners.

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

9 months

Dating history: -rape victim -rape victim -rape victim -rape victim -rape victim -rape victim -rape victim -rape victim -rape victim -rape victim -rape victim -rape victim -rape victim -rape victim -rape victim -rape victim -rape victim -rape victim -rape victim -rape victim ...

RFH🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor)

@hollowearthterf

9 months

Dating history: -college student, now a doctor -college student, now works in politics -neet -Nepo baby -engineer

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

9 months

No way I am ever going to spend a fortune on a yonic idol, get down on my knees in front of a hole and ask for its permission to domesticate me. This is cultural mass-psychosis. Love is a serious mental illness and you guys are utterly insane.

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@asklepian

7 months

"Umm, this is the women's erotica section... can I help you?" "..." "Ermm, do you even know how to read?" *shakes head* "Then... wh- what do you want..?" *points finger at Asuka* "ME?!?" *grunts* "Oh God, I've been dreaming about this my whole life...!" *rареs Asuka*

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

9 months

"Not a pretty nigga but my mom's think I'm handsome." "You're got damn right you're not pretty, you ugly N*GGER!! I'm going to fucking k*ll you." "Aha ayo, you ice-cold nigga. You aight white boy."

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

5 months

Nіggеrs will randomly pull up their shirt and start rubbing their belly like actual toddlers.

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@asklepian

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@asklepian

9 months

Mart

@Martposting

9 months

I post Baudelaire : 3 likes I post scandalizing shit: 400 likes, 80 replies, 80 quotetweets

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@asklepian

3 months

"Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Hitler."

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@asklepian

9 months

"NOOO!!! You can't steal this land, we have to stick together against the Europeans!!" "You stole this land from my ancestors many moons ago. The White man has lend me his magic death sticks to turn you into a ghost." "NOOO!!!" "Hahgwehdaetgan commands me to scalp you btw."

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

11 days

Rаре the world.

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@asklepian

3 months

Once I'm НіtІеr I'm going to make you the communal fuсkhole for the Sturmabteilung.

♡Lia♡

@actually_lia

3 months

We are well overdue for our first female dictator

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@asklepian

7 months

"Umm.. racist much?" "Yes. 𝙑𝙚𝙧𝙮 much."

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PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

10 months

"Can you believe that Jew of an art teacher gave me a 5? Does he not know I am the reincarnation of Wotan?" "Noo! Addi, you can't be Wotan, I wanna be Wotan!!" "Sorry Fritz, I was Wotan first. Looks like you have to choose another god." "Fine.. guess I'm Dionysos then..."

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@asklepian

8 months

"You come across a mysterious witch in the forest and–" "Rаре." *sigh* "Alright, D20 on Strength." *casts a 20* "You just гареd her to death. Now you can't finish the quest, the game is over." "Yes – I win! #ggez "

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@asklepian

6 months

SolBrah flying an Abo baby to his gooncave.

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@biffdon

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Eagle carrying an entire adult deer

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@asklepian

7 months

"It's alive... IT'S ALIVE!!! My glorious golem, what is your purpose?" "TND." "YES! Go forth then — to Mecca!" "Yes, father."

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@asklepian

7 months

"Welcome Dr. Alamariu." "Yes hello." "Are you enjoying the weed cigars I—" "*COUGH* *COUGH* AHHH THEY ATTAQ ME NOW WITH THEY- *COUGH* AHHH BRENNAN!! BRENNAN COME SUCK MY COCK NOW!!" "Hey Jamie, can you suck Costin's penis please?" "You must see this *COUGH* *COUGH* BAP OUT!"

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@asklepian

8 months

Seems like a really funny account. I wonder what happened to it.

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@asklepian

10 months

"OY VEY! THEY'RE STORMING OUR RAVE!!" "لهتلر"

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@asklepian

2 months

yeah i got ADHD — Adolf Hitler Disorder

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@asklepian

6 months

I'm about to absolutely violate your timeline with the nіggеrblackest gigacoal ever.

PAIAN🪽

@asklepian

7 months

I have so many Gigachads and Asukas on my phone it's gotten impossible to meme. I'm transferring them to my Laptop rn and arranging them into folders. This is so autistic.

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@asklepian

6 months

Never had sex. Not even once. Never will. "Omg you're missing out" Maybe. You're missing out on being a truecel gooner. Keep your sex.

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@asklepian

7 months

"HITLERAPEGROYPER1488 DID YOU PUT LОLІ НЕNTАІ IN THE DIRLEWANGER GC?"

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@asklepian

2 months

"Never should have come here!" *save game* *install rаре mod* *resume game*

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@asklepian

8 months

"The Will to Rayp." "Actually it's the 'Will to Live', it's about–" "Rayp." "..." "..." "You are gay btw."

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@asklepian

7 months

"So N'gogo, you wished for some water this Christmas. Well have you been a good boy this year or a fіІthу nіggеr?" "Ooga?" "Haha just kidding, I'm going to feed you to Rudolf HіtIеr."

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@asklepian

5 months

Andrew Tate FUNNY NІGGЕR. But so much to think about. Gooners must stir fry in a wok.

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@asklepian

7 months

الحمد لله الذي خلق آلات الحليب الجميلة هذه. إن شاء الله سأرضع حتى نهاية الزمان. لقد ظهر لي النبي محمد (ص) في المنام وأخبرني أنه اختارك لتكون ماشيتي. من فضلك لا تعصي النبي.

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@asklepian

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@asklepian

7 months

My mutuals are REAL. You are NOT.

juicy 🌺

@sexxoboxxes

7 months

Also a reminder YOU DO NOT KNOW YOUR MUTUALS. Stop pretending you do, they are strangers youve usually only followed for a few months, almost any one of them could turn out to be a creep in an instant

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@asklepian

2 months

"What are we...?" "Asuka, for the last time; I'm your rаріst. I just rареd you. You were not supposed to enjoy this."

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@asklepian

3 months

"Curse you houseslave-Chad. You ain't no betta dan us field-slaves jus' cuz you be readin' n' shiet." "Da massa just ordered me to breed your wife."

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@asklepian

5 months

"I'm sorry, is this the Auschwitz Goon Park?" "Yes, the masturbation machines are in the cyberpunk district, loli sex-robots in the hentai district." "Has the waterslide that goes into Gio Scotti's vagina been finished yet?" "Not yet but you can try the Sydney Sweeney one."

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@asklepian

6 months

"Dribbel den Ball, Nеgеr."

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@asklepian

7 months

"Umm... it's not what it looks like?" "Wtf, a talking rat?"

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@asklepian

9 months

"Who commits 52% of the crimes, despite making up only 13% of the population?" "..." "Correct, Shaniqua. Not so stupid after all."

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@asklepian

4 months

Read a book, nіggеr.

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@asklepian

2 months

The last thing that Achilles did before his demise at the Scaean Gate was fighting the queen of the Amazons, falling in love with her and—upon killing her—grieving by rаріng her dead body. Normies will never understand this level of romance.

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