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@Chudeaux

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Chicago, IL
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@Chudeaux
Chudeaux
2 years
“Touch Bugatti incel”
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2 years
“They have no idea how dangerous I am…”
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10 months
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@Chudeaux
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2 years
“NO NUT NOVEMBER BRO HAHA, I ALREADY LOST!!! I CAN’T KEEP MY HAND OFF MY DICK BROOOOOO SAME JOKE FOR FIVE YEARS AND I LOSE EVERYTIME!!!!! I LOVE PRON HAHAHAHA”
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@Chudeaux
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11 months
“You’ve been sentenced to lethal injection, any last words?” “Is it Phizer or Moderna…”
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@Chudeaux
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1 year
This video just shattered the alt-right
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@Chudeaux
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2 years
“It’s over” “I know” “The west has-“ “Fallen, yes I’m aware” “…” “What were yuo going to say next? Millions must die? Newcels…”
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@Chudeaux
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11 months
Beyond real
@Nordewillnotdie
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@Chudeaux
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1 year
I’m assembling a team…
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@Chudeaux
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2 years
“Yuore dividing the movement bro” The movement:
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@Chudeaux
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1 year
“I WENT TO CULINARY SCHOOL, I AM LE DEEP YOU ARE A JOKE” “YWNBARC + You’re a libtard” “ACK!” “…”
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@maddenifico
Bill Madden
1 year
Anthony Bourdain couldn't stand Guy Fieri. Now y'all know why.
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1 year
“HOLY SHIT HOW DO THE CHINESE HAVE OUR POSITION!!” “Ey gringo, bad timez buh do yuos hav a… ¿como se dice?…charger holmes, dis guverment phones dead n I’m tryin to send mi familia usdees”
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@nypost
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1 year
US military offers legal migrants path to citizenship amid recruiting shortfall
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@Chudeaux
Chudeaux
1 year
“Oh fuuuuuuuuckkkkkkk” dies* “Sorry pal, my ASIAN wife is learning how to drive. She’s still getting the hang of not slamming on the breaks” “…” “You know, it’s a funny story how I met her. So I was browsing the libertarian subreddit when…”
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@Chudeaux
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11 months
“Ex-excuse me, I’ve never cold approached before but I thought you looked nice and-“ The Soros funded undercover longhouse agents disguised as Starbucks baristas:
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@CalltoActivism
CALL TO ACTIVISM
11 months
This gave me goosebumps. “My 18-year-old daughter was at Starbucks, alone, the other night. A man came up to her and started talking to her. A barista handed her “an extra hot chocolate someone forgot to pick up.” How grateful I am for people who look out for other
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@Chudeaux
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1 year
“Don’t put that gem in your liked tweets, sir, don’t put it in there or else it’ll get mixed in with the others and become just another tweet…which it is…
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@Chudeaux
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1 year
“Don’t bother”
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@Chudeaux
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2 years
Entering a McDonald’s vs entering a Culver’s
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@Chudeaux
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1 year
“How would you feel if you didn’t season your breakfast with Lawry’s?” “But I did seasin my breakfast with Lawry’s” “Fascinating”
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@Chudeaux
Chudeaux
16 days
“The Jews took my wife” “I too friend, the Jews took my chance at a highschool anime romance. 47 long years ago…”
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@NiohBerg
𝗡𝗶𝗼𝗵 𝗕𝗲𝗿𝗴 ♛ ✡︎
17 days
It appears Lucas Gage's wife has left him.
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1 year
He deleted the vid on tiktok and disabled comments on Instagram lol
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@Chudeaux
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8 months
“I had 3 years of my life stolen by libtards” “We only asked you to be locked away, be fearful of everything in some of the most important years of your life, and to take experimental medicine!? Why are you so mad that we only asked you to be a decent person?? “I am ruined”
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@BlondLennon
anders,
8 months
Oh my fucking god LET IT GO ALREADY
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@Chudeaux
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2 months
“Close your heart to pity”
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@Chudeaux
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@Chudeaux
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2 years
“Dude I just cooked up some fire oc🔥” “Let’s see it” “Kino” “Kino”
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@Chudeaux
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11 months
“Could you tell me the race of tradcathconquistador1488?”
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@Chudeaux
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6 months
“I’ve never talked to a girl and my school is full of Mexicans” “Oh yeah…? Well you try not having a job outta highschool in 1981! Then you’ll learn life ain’t so easy cupcake.”
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@Chudeaux
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10 months
“Working is like the Holocaust” “Wha…did you just compare a job to 6 millio-“ “Going into the office in my 2007 Jeep Cherokee is like getting off the cattle car at Auschwitz.” “…”
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@Chudeaux
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6 months
“Ok so they shot a few hundred people…but seriously you guys are going to make this man break his fast on RAMADAN!? I mean that’s just straight up bigoted.”
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5 months
Thinking about 2012 when my Dad looked at me like this before telling me to stop listening to the Gangnam Style song because the Korean lyrics were anti-American…
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@Chudeaux
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3 years
“Come on…say the line meowjak” “Guess I’ve just been Feline down” “Oh meowjak, yuo need to be more pawsitive with a catitude like that”
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@Chudeaux
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10 months
>you let your daughter date a “person” named Croney Monk (only the second most concerning characteristic) >he morders your daughter (and himself thankfully) >his family makes a gofundme and calls him an angel
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@Rockfish40
Pennies make da wallet fat
10 months
My beautiful 17 yr old was murdered today in Blacksburg, VA by her ex boyfriend. Please pray for me and my family.
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@Chudeaux
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1 year
“Sir something just happened”
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1 year
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@Chudeaux
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1 year
“Is we gettin gf’s?”
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5 months
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@Chudeaux
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1 year
“Listen son, this house has been in our family for three generations and was my childhood home. I know you have fond memories here with your grandparents but I’ve decided to sell to this lesbian couple and their dog for 20% over asking price. I’ve had my eye on a new bass boat”
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@Chudeaux
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7 months
Every sensitive young man being released into the dating market after marmification from Soychool:
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1 year
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@Chudeaux
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2 years
“BROOOOO GNOMES ARE REAL AND THEY CONTROL THE GOOBERMENT” “The giants are back, they are in control” “Haha good one bro, schizo posting is fun” “Fetterman is the tip of the spear, soon we will be toiling the fields under the brute’s unforgiving club”
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@Chudeaux
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2 years
Hoeflation is real guys, this is what 10 BILLION dollars gets yuo now. Scary
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@Chudeaux
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1 year
“Donald Trump is president and my libtard gf left me, it’s over…guess I’ll ki-“ “Mr. Bourdain wait…I’m from the year 2023, the New York street food scene has become fantastic. The brownest third worlders you’ve ever seen are cooking pigs and pigeons on the sidewalk.”
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@Chudeaux
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8 months
“Medgold-“ “I’m out” “…boiled in a giant cauldron of feces.” “How many gallons?”
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@Chudeaux
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7 months
Gigachad dialogues have gone mainstream. A moment of silence for Dr. Winthrop.
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@Chudeaux
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1 year
@BlackLodgeAgent Wow the guy who only makes jokes at the expense of white culture/perceived white culture from Hollywood films is Jewish?
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7 months
“The revolution will not be televised” “Ok um…then how will we know? I-I need at least 3 days notice in advance...”
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3 months
“The guilty verdict is a distraction from the Hunter Biden laptop from hell”
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4 months
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6 months
“I’m getting old soyjak…”
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@Chudeaux
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1 year
Have I…gone insane?
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@Chudeaux
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2 months
“More Jewish pizza? Just set it over there next to the Jewish Chinese food and those Jewish chicken parm wraps”
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@Lucas_Gage_
Lucas Gage
2 months
They enemy sent a delivery Chicken parm sandwiches. When I explained to the Mexican guy that I was getting swatted and the deliveries were not made by me, he let me keep the food because he said it would be tossed anyway. You lose again, demons.
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2 years
@AngloIncel Yuo know I have to go with my top right guy…Brandonites till the end
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3 months
“I grieve in stereo, the stereo sounds strange…”
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2 years
How I stare into the window of the battered women’s shelter
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4 months
My diet? Carnivore My milk? Raw My balls? Sunned My honey? Local My seed oils? Eliminated My family? Traditional My philosophy? Stoic My vitamins? $71.99 a bottle My Brother of the Light? Solbrah
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4 months
Whoever is making these, can you please stop? Wojak’s life is harsh but not this harsh…
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5 months
“Women have to walk around drunk at midnight because they just have to, ok!”
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@RN_Atheist
C. Ratched, RN
5 months
So in other words … As usual he was never her friend. He was just another guy who believes all relationships with women are transactional with sex being the only valuable currency women have.
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7 months
“Hitra, was I’a based anda redprilled enrough?” “Turn away from me, for I never knew you…”
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1 year
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@prageru
PragerU
1 year
We'd be better off without...
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@Chudeaux
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11 months
Watching the Donald Trump speech in California rn, he just said if you shoplift or loot a store you will be shot if he’s president
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8 months
“It’s a run of the mill gimmick acc-“ “I’m out” “…but the guy running it is incredibly racist.” “I’m in”
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1 year
“Huh, where am I? Trumonk!?” “Hello George, you just went through a fantastic Samsara. You even leveled up to mixed race, maybe next cycle you can be white”
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10 months
“Happening or not, call it” “Wha…I don’t understan-“ “Is something happening or not, you have to call it” “Alright then. I guess nothing ever happens”
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1 year
“And when the West fell, how did that make you feel?”
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1 year
“And like that, the hand of fate chooses me.” Dies* “Excuse me, but are you John Winthrop? I remember him being a talking animal but I don’t remember what kind.” “…” “Classic Winthropian line, I knew it was you!”
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9 months
“No pre civil war ancestry?”
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@A24
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9 months
In this land, anything is possible. Welcome to Alex Garland's CIVIL WAR. In theaters and @IMAX April 26.
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2 months
Me after the tenth Jewish pizza is sent to my door (I can do this all day)
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11 months
Bap vs Mart for who gets to be Dasha’s 3,749th body
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2 years
“HAHAHA TOUCH GRASS INCEL!!!” “How about yuo touch some controller”
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8 months
“Remember when groypers were right wing white guys?”
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1 year
"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize" “Ah it all makes sense now, it’s single mom waitresses”
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7 months
“Gong noise” *hhhhuaaaaaaaahhhh* Sorbrah
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5 months
Two mudslimes proclaiming the inferiority of Europe and the white man while both living in Europe and wanting to be near the white men, natural slave peoples.
@Cobratate
Andrew Tate
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Turkish girl I know in Germany.
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2 months
Trump rn
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1 year
“The world economic forum deliberately made me a freak loser and took a normal highschool experience from me, they will pay”
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@PicturesFoIder
non aesthetic things
1 year
High school in 2002 looked so chill
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11 months
“Seeing a lot of talk about Palestine, did another train derail or something?”
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6 months
AFricans really don’t play bout dat thirdworldism brah
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@whatifalthist
Whatifalthist
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We are moving from the fuck around era of history to the find out one
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11 months
“So how did you finally get that interview anyway, you’ve been applying for months?” “We’ll I uh…checked black as my race this time…” “George you didn-“ “They’re always getting jobs for being “oppressed”, I started balding at 23! I’m oppressed.”
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8 months
“Taylor Swift is going to cause a baby boom and I’m going to get my own roastie swiftie!”
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2 years
Neocon cowboy genre where there’s nothing worse than racism>
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1 year
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@nypost
New York Post
1 year
Person caught watching ‘Lord of the Rings’ as entire plane views Australia’s victory in the Women’s World Cup
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1 year
What going to LA does to a normgroid
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@Chudeaux
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7 months
One nothing burger please, hold the happening sauce.
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@rawsalerts
R A W S A L E R T S
7 months
🚨 #BREAKING : As early as tonight, President Joe Biden will authorise US military action in the Middle East
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2 months
“This guy just shit his pants. I’m serious. I can smell it over here, I heard it.” “A co-co-councilel of black women, said, president trump was the worst once an- “Seriously, Tapper I can see it leaking onto the carpet from here”
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1 year
“I GOT 200 LIKES ON A TWEET ONCE!!!” “4 bookmarks on my recent? People are starting to wake up…”
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7 months
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1 year
“Please sir Mr. Tate lower price please sir I want to escape matrix”
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@Dexerto
Dexerto
1 year
Andrew Tate has launched the Top G comic, and it’s $97
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6 months
“What was the captain’s vaccination status…?”
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@BNONews
BNO News
6 months
BREAKING: Ship collides with Francis Scott Key Bridge in Baltimore, causing it to collapse
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4 months
Nothing good in my skibidi Biden life
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7 months
“Leave her alone bro”
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8 months
“The jewish underground tunnels are just a distraction from the Epstein flight logs which is a distraction from the Ukraine war which is a distraction from the vaccine side effects which is a distraction from the Xruth, the laptop from hell…”
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