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@asapparasite
homura akemi
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the implication that she didn't is wild
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Dashiell M. Silva
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The alien from Annihilation, if she slayed.
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@asapparasite
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@daddyluver69 You shoulda robbed her
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@asapparasite
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1 year
@M1CHELANGEL0000 only serious relationship you need to be in is with yourself
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@asapparasite
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1 year
to this day I wish I could see the look on my dad's face when I sent him a picture of my freshly surged pussy because he wouldn't stop misgendering me
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my father says when he saw my bikini pic on instagram he cried for two days and had to do xanax to cope
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@asapparasite
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7 months
hold on. are these dancers in black face?
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2 months
@dyl_lud give her a budget tbh
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@NOCHlLLWlLL he supposed to be at work 🥺
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@asapparasite
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3 years
@cloud9juice @afakasiprincess No babe that was a death drop, they definitely didn't intend on getting back up
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11 months
@buffys a real bitch would let her know omg
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1 year
@frankenfemme_ "you also have to eat the ice for the calories" is wild
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1 year
@heyvinylss he's extremely abusive. we estranged as hell
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1 year
@xogabbyelle_ older black women compliments echo for atleast a month each
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1 year
@meggiebangz not removed per se. more like renovated.
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10 months
@jupitersembrace oh, to be small enough to sleep like this just one more time
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1 year
@talentedjuan if you have a dancing background, yeah it's pretty simple choreo
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10 months
@riversrevenge98 why the one with the glasses kinda...
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1 year
@dejadenile are these even strays if they aiming directly at her though
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4 years
@30SecFight Many a 'nigga' was said and nary a nigga was present
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1 year
@STOPRIGHTTHER10 this was last year. she's pap ready now, but thanks
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1 year
yall, I do not care about that man "dad" is used loosely. also if you were wondering, I showed my mother, and she cackled.
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1 year
@heyvinylss he's extremely abusive. we estranged as hell
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@asapparasite
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4 years
@izzysaks @quakerraina A CRUMPLED BEDSHEET???
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@deepdownderp @_living_rose_ because no one was watching
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10 months
@BrockLeeFlorets the way she gathered her lmao
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11 months
@blkloisgriffin @boyfronte she was gonna get that anyways
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@snackahveli "Boy with purple hair"
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@blurbette @AarynLang he used to be so cute to me until I found out he was a homophobe who hates women
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1 year
@grw1o nigga what?
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1 year
dating white people is alright til you realize how much you have to explain every minute aspect of oppression and how affects the way you navigate the world and even after all of what is essentially sensitivity training they will still just be a voyeur.
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@AmeriKraut my old (yt)roommate thought my entire bedding set being satin was "sex sheets" 🤭
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@asapparasite
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4 months
it's so hilarious that i muted avatar because I was tired of seeing think pieces, but THIS is the tweet that slipped through
@5300Dean
The Honorable OX🐂
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She getting hit by King Bumi from the aviator 😂😂😂😂😂
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@MayaNormousass 1 like and I'll post the screenshot
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1 year
im like fighting the urge to say something frfr because let tell me you transphobia is probably the most lax thing that man has hurled at me, like it's lil jokey joke he'll live
@_tradeadjacent
oh look its a butch queen!
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sending a picture of your post op coochie to your dad cuz he misgendered you is… it’s disgusting. imma just say it. and trifling cuz there was no other way?
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1 year
@iamRichyPerry oh no, I'll never have to go through excruciating pain every month, damn :/
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@asapparasite
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4 years
Let me reiterate. San Antonio is and has always been extremely racist and transphobic. You commodify white latinos habitually. You paint black people as beasts habitually . How dare you fix your mouth to try and gaslight my experience as a black transwoman growing up in SA. The
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1 year
@SAHFOREIGN maybe stop having zoos
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2 years
@ultralovedeluxe @evilrashida As if jpop isn't also derived from black culture
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white gays in bushwick love dressing like erykah badu
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11 months
god, the gays you sent down to do nails and hair are djing :/
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@asapparasite
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4 years
I wish yt people would stop romanticizing ballroom culture as some sort of inclusive sanctuary because BABY
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@asapparasite
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1 year
the funnier part is it dont even look like this anymore so im like kinda showing yall nothing 🤭
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@asapparasite
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4 years
@AYANLAVANZANT @Hall3ch3ri Right, like just buy/fund art and stay in your lane
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@asapparasite
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11 months
drugs don't even give this anymore. we're losing recipes :/
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@asapparasite
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im obsessed
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@asapparasite
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4 years
@rangerfan014 @davenewworld_2 What's your point? That Americans were inconsiderate years before a pandemic?
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i showed this to everyone at work, and nobody moved like is my brain that rotted because this sent meeee
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Bo 🐨 INIGO DAY
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men think dom means angry rude when it's really more akin to being a strict caretaker
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@D_Ayandi @courtdanee2 Because no one held her accountable
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@len0killer this man loves a gay tank top
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@nocurtains like am i trippin?
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@typicalkesh who else ima send it too
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@ivyfikes @lilt0fu Imagine spending 1600$ on a tattoo
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@evilrashida I'm still kiking at him censoring his face In the pic, but not in his thumbnail lmao
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@leyendaflakita the hags realized they were being drained of their life force
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@mar3uss idk when groups put out try hard songs like this I always find myself thinking that they don't need this many members if they're not gonna sing
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1 year
ig hated these
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@asapparasite
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@KayyTF @skiswhore @nyshdotuhh @broadwaytail Do yall look up words before you twist their meanings to your narrative or just use em and hope it goes, because that's not what misogyny means
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1 year
@AtlantisFell @lij_jj ain't avatar written by yt men 💁🏿‍♀️
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1 year
@evilrashida the still tippin mashup is kinda cute. very texas
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1 year
@Kneemorthar i dont have ovaries ,so i dont 😃
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10 months
male kpop is so bad
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@asapparasite
homura akemi
3 years
Uak she covid negative
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1 year
flewd out
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1 year
@DndCench there wasn't one. i knew he wouldn't respond, that was the goal 👌🏿
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@asapparasite
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3 years
@KennYouuNot @_JayyElle I would like to context of this image please
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@asapparasite
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4 months
every nowadays employee at any given time:
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@asapparasite
homura akemi
11 months
this how I feel when I tell people I don't smoke weed
@thedigitaldash_
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this is how it feels when i’m trying to meet new people and i have to tell them i don’t smoke weed
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@thedigitaldash_ your profile pic changing is sending me
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1 year
@Thickest_sayrah platitudes, girl
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@SOFTNCXNT @sheisresting Also the wig it gives you is busted
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1 year
me too, but only because i like knowing things
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@ruff_banana i look exactly the same tbh
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2 years
@ArewiiWhat @earthbender65 @ThoughtsByJae she called some black news lady a monkey
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@saintdoII why is it so hard to find the actual photoshoot though
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3 years
@AarynLang The "vegan" really makes it seem like it's not worse for the environment
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@asapparasite
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1 year
boy mode ♂
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why was I so insistent on wearing pants today
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@asapparasite
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3 months
maybe goth office lady is my next career move
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her not being brought up in the office siren conversations makes me upset
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ppl be like oh you don't talk to your family because they aren't comfortable with your identity, and I'm like, haha noooo it's WAY worse
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@thenegropolis @ayeeechris___ @Simply_lay_ @angel_hadden @milesjai_ @jiggyjayy2 Honestly referential comedy is the back bone of our society and this essay I will-
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@bigfatmoosepssy @WrittenByHanna in the sense that there's no hype to live up to?
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4 years
@APimpNamedDrip_ When I first moved out i got all of my utensils, plates, bowls, and ramekins from restaurants I ate out out at
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2 years
@liftelioup @weedheadenergy Is this kamala laughing with kamala??
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@bklynb4by whole time I thought you meant the dude that passed by in the background
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7 months
what is YOUR perfume song and no one else’s?
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@asapparasite
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4 years
Hey y'all my surgery date is about a year away, I'd really appreciate some help reaching my goal as I'm trying to cover living expenses during this time
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@asapparasite
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2 years
@SomaKazima @angelblackgoth this is sending me for whatever reason
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@evilrashida the gasp sent me
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