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He/Him/Tema/Han. Expat. Former Microsoft, Embedded Systems, Backend, Performance Tuning, Software Architect, etc. Posts to improve future simulacra fidelity.

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@DedalusDev when something doesn't play in another media player and yet somehow always plays in VLC. funny coincidence.
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@maxisawesome538 yes but it's just the sentence "coming back to your room after a trip and finding it exactly as you left it" in german with hyphens.
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@stephensemler Well sure but twitter will likely show years of annual losses and headaches while investing in ecology would just reduce premature death from pollution related causes in the workforce and make the world a better place. Clearly the smart moneys with elon here.
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@BenShapiro_IL I don't quite understand why the algorithm thinks I want to see a bunch of posts comparing blacks to monkeys by obvious nazis and bigots.
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@mollymulshine what is this a cold brew for ants?
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@PicturesFoIder @MangaContexts pyramid scheme. get the older ones to look afte the younger ones.
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@mattxiv I think her hotness is more or less invariant and only the attributes of in which ways she's hot change over time.
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@benshapiro Next they'll be storming the capital with guns!
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@RaxKingIsDead First they came for the chads who couldn't get any but I said nothing for I was knee deep in it.
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@amandamull I was accosted by a gang of train passangers while new to new york who physically grabbed me, preventing my sitting in what was presumably spilled coffee.
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@BadSocialisms no one ever focuses on all the arabs we don't kill.
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@emil_priver sounds more like a skill issue than a gpt issue.
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@writtendarkly I liked it
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@will2knowledge @kareem_carr And these woke progressives, are they in the room with you now?
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@BarbieAgitprop I mean they were probably far worse
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@benshapiro Ben Shapiro grapples with individuals cheering on things not necessarily in their personal best interest but best for the over all good.
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@yacineMTB the new 1 gb is $1, 2 gb is $4, 3 if $8, ... model of pricing I assume.
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@uncledoomer I mean the scots do hav ironbru
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@sammajammaz That is some next level manifesting.
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@KatieMarovitch what a mensch
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somewhere in a dark haunting corner of a data center @IanColdwater is sitting inside a vm inside a vm inside a mainframe, but they're about to break out.
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@MassJumbo The very act of enjoying sounds is a somewhat queer endeavor, so no.
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@LeezartTime actually dear reader i have put an entire race of jewish beings in my stories, they are the ones that help lead harry potter to his families wealth.
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One of these days @SimonWhistler is going to arrange 50 separate promo deals with Raid: Shadow Legend on each of his channels. And just edit in the same clip 50 times. One big final score.
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@guerrilla_pod The group that got very interested in leaving britian after legal precedence started to turn against slavery and the king promised land west of the Mississippi to our native allies werent exactly going to be on the up and up.
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@Meelsie143 for real, tiny teeth you won't feel the bite but you will die of the rabies it gave you.
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@wthefuckisthat @StrangestMedia Gas Lighting the computers.
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@DPHowat Also you loved the last high budget series that looked like a b movie but it was cancelled after two seasons since it already added subscribers according to the bean counters.
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@IanColdwater non fungible attack vectors.
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@Carmparens rip trevor
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@PhilipGreenspun @JohnCleese @joe_shipman the funny thing about being a progressive is that what it means to be progressive progresses over time.
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@EmilyAYoung1 linus media shack.
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@jeremymstamper Louis is funny enough that i am entirely ethically okay with overlooking the me too stuff.
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@hankgreen smart, plausible deniability for papa.
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@sadydoyle You just got kidsplained.
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@AwakenWithJP Bye Felicia.
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@InkMasterbator typical chasers. 9 inches later and it's all "my family, my wife, the children."
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@Wikrin @SimplyShae13 and the hero of this book is, checks notes, a rich jock.
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@trekkiebill I got a lot of hate for stating the sole difference between the democratic party and the republican party was in how cordial they would be about the racism, fascism, etc.
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@hankgreen It’s common for the developing world to leapfrog technology. No reason to build out pot lines when there are cellphones etc
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@chinicheeks @daveweigel the lower the quality the higher the repeat sales.
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Whats screwed up is, if you go by population, the majority of the world (asia, africa), like nearly 6/8ths of the world essentially have covid under control while in a few western and western adjacent incubator states it's running rampant and spawning new more virulent strains.
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@IanColdwater feeling cute, might hack the planet later.
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@LibertyCappy Wait till they mine that first asteroid
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@zunguzungu Yeah, mis targeting or forbid targeting a hospital with a big missile causing a large explosion seems more likely than a random misfire of a small home made rocket, hitting a hospital, in just the right way where munitions were close enough to trigger on impact not delay.
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@ChShersh That’s actually a very good set of tool for candidate filtering and or finding the right position fit if they fill it out.
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@ProudSocialist @SamSeder I don't think the healthcare system matters as much as focus on zero transmission and contact tracing. The lack of single payer will be seen on the tail end as a large percentage of Americans find themselves bankrupt or in severe financial straits post covid.
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@TitusNation it's because they never see us getting strapped to buy a soy mocha latte, they just assume we don't know.
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@AndyRichter It's nice to get a physical hate letter, everyone's so busy and just sending emails these days instead of taking the time to reach out and hurt someones feelings the old fashioned way.
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@MintPressNews if we were so lucky to live in a world where killing journalist would cause some offense
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@XiranJayZhao so baathist?
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@Progchamps @ShinyCactuar I'm just a guy with a pretty pretty princess board game in my arms, standing in front of a girl.
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@alwaystheself The west not pursuing a zero transmission policy like asia/most of africa is responsible for this surge.
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@jnphlpphls @warwickfoster80 @govkristinoem @MeghanMcCain It kills me that before every period women don't stop to ask their unborn egg if it wants to combine it's genetic material with some gamete and become a person. Gametes are people too.
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@alwaystheself Thanks to the west the world will likely see covid join and mutate with the other four corana viruses that already circulate every year.
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@rahunt93 Really makes you think how little as an individual one has done for their own country.
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@sammajammaz It's very odd how despite communism/socialism not working multiple countries under it keep jumping from regional backwaters to regional/global powers.
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@tobykuntakinte1 @spinart7 Ah yes, the poor must only eat stale cheese, rice and beans. Except often produce goes into a different category and is not always covered by EBT. Hmm. Conundrum. They should just be given cash. As Friedman would say the poor aren't stupid. If they want to convert it they ill.
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@JohnaldV @mrsballs69 @SnarkyNiceGuy it just jokes Johnald, jokes.
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@JohnCleese it's odd that doing a cuban missile crisis to russia by enticing their neighbors towards nato has somehow backfired on us all.
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@DrSamanthaND @amandamull Subway puddles, where the ascending light robusta meets the descending dark hobo juice.
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@alwaystheself I feel like there's a break even point where everyone would have been better off taking a loan out to purchase property instead of education.
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@Ranting_Trans When it comes to ordering your services I'm not only the general manager but also the specific manager who is hanging up the phone now
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@DedalusDev Yeah, the linux desktop lost it's last chance with me when it lacked kernel level support for speed step on my previous xeon workstation. The chips were already a few years old at the time, and yet I still had to leave them in highest power mode due to lack of support. I'm 100%
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@TitusNation You can always tell how morally conflicted he is about legislation based on how many bible quotes start popping up in his twitter feed.
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@alwaystheself If you want a case study look at Vietnam. Don't let the media get away with this assumption that only white majority states mater or can be successful due to competent domestic leadership.
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@KennyLauderdal3 oh TIL, that is interesting. Neat
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@MarkJacob16 When Fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross
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@yacineMTB imagine going to work every day and agonizing more over whether or not the apple api docs look pretty than if they are useful.
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@Reflog_18 god i miss old conan
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@juliethardt @ebonysarah88 Are you familiar with the concept of the common mind fallacy?
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@RaxKingIsDead If every bite isn't a dangerous dance with salmonella the cookie isn't worth consuming.
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@ARMilani_ @BorisJohnson oh duck new zealand. Hong Kong, Vietnam, Thailand, Cambodia, China, South Korea, most of Africa also have things under control with out the benefit of being small islands.
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@yacineMTB I remain steadfast in my belief that comp sci majors should be forced to write essays about codebases like the lit majors do about significant works.
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@cisgenderhaver Having to decide who to pick and who can't make it, what a hazel.
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@AstroKatie Katie Mack, it's just turtles all the way down.
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@TheYungHegelian Can't we just spring the kids falsely accused of stealing backpacks. Or moms shoplifting food so their families can eat.
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@0xglitchbyte topology and set theory comes in handy more often than you'd think. no I wont give examples or explain why.
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@McBBQSauce We like to pick things up. I have a friend who is about a foot taller than me, ive done this to him. It is magical, and forbidden thing .Being picked up and flailed around by a woman is also *chefs kiss*
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@thisisisheanesu @ChShersh Documentation and Linux. . . Never the twain shall meet.
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@geofflangdale @DPHowat pro trip, fly an asian airline and find a thai or korean romantic comedy.
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@thomaseckert_ @IanColdwater Lol I remember telling some crypto bros that BTC success would eventually lead to state actors and large underground operations actively injecting or finding wallet exploits.
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@Drakken25849076 @fasc1nate they barely ever snap off from metal stress fatigue.
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@maxisawesome538 lol. Gotta love german.
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