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The Yung Hegelians

@TheYungHegelian

2 years

making this thread my pinned tweet because i want everyone who looks at my page and finds it uncomfortable to fuck off

The Yung Hegelians

@TheYungHegelian

3 years

Prison abolition means learning to live with the guy who looks like papa smurf who obsessed over and killed a barely legal girl and her boyfriend because he couldn't have her.

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I've never met a single person in prison who had a fraction of the amount of bloodlust that suburbanites have for people who break the law

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@PortableHavoc @SlayerRules_420 @LucyXIV i mean the only reason the cops would care about that situation would be to get access to the camera themselves

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@danajiru @suilrd marine recruiters prey on kids who're obviously slow and it's so fucking disgusting. almost half the time I interacted with a marine in the shipyard I felt like I was talking to a literal child

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Interesting that the city with the most violent protests is getting the best results. It really makes you think

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I keep forgetting that there's a substantial amount of marxists who's views on sex are indistinguishable from the average social conservative

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@Java_jigga I will never turn on the sound to this, the visual alone is gut-wrenching

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Prison abolition means learning to live with the guy who looks like papa smurf who obsessed over and killed a barely legal girl and her boyfriend because he couldn't have her.

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The Yung Hegelians

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4 years

Marx said ugly girl rights

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I cant express how unbelievably frustrating it is for me to watch leftists pretend to care about prison abolition when theyd hold their nose around most of the people I went to prison with. They want to feel like they're helping the oppressed but they don't give a shit about them

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The Yung Hegelians

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I refuse to believe anglos are real

leric

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4 years

i saw this disturbing image from england

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Tanks shut the fuck up and get in line

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The Yung Hegelians

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These people don't go away when the revolution happens. The revolution doesn't make everyone as woke as you. You have to live with the reality that people are going to hurt each other. You have to live with some people getting away with hurting people their whole lives

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The Yung Hegelians

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i fucking love philosophy

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What the fuck is this website?

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The Yung Hegelians

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Found a guy

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JUST GET RID OF THE FUCKING COPS YOU PSYCHOPATHS

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The Yung Hegelians

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The MLs are having a normal one today

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Prison abolition means learning to live with the guy that keeps changing his story about how he definitely didn't beat his girl and that she was just making shit up

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The Yung Hegelians

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@francisxwolf @SamtheNightOwl gonna have to catch up on a lot of mechanics if he wants to have a chance to compete in 2057

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The Yung Hegelians

@TheYungHegelian

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If you're down with punitive justice block me. This is psycho shit

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If your bio looks like this you literally aren't worthy of moral consideration

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The Yung Hegelians

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No Gods No Masters except for the social workers and psychiatrists so they can lock up the people that make me uncomfortable :)

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The Yung Hegelians

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Holy fuck can someone tell anarchists that platitudes aren't the basis for criticism or theory? There is not one single substantial criticism of Marx here. Not one. Marxism is not at all addressed. What the fuck. Why bother reading anything if you're going to be like this?

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The Yung Hegelians

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Leftists screech, "what about the pedos, what about the rapists?" because they can't be bothered to think about how to prevent someone from hurting a person without calling the cops or killing them

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The Yung Hegelians

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But that violence pales in comparison to the violence of incarceration, of death penalties, of private property. It's not even close. You don't need "accountability" whatever the fuck that means, you need to solve problems and work with the people around you as they are

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Prison abolition means learning to live with the guy who keeps stealing other people's shit for no reason and keeps acting like a whiny bitch about it

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I love it

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Hey, trans veteran here Fuck the troops

Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦

@cmclymer

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It's been a little over a year since Trump's heinous ban on trans people in the military went into effect, and I have every intention of re-enlisting in the Reserves when Biden overturns it next year. I'm looking forward to it.

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People will call you an ecofascist if you imply that Funko Pop production might drop when you abolish capitalism

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The Yung Hegelians

@TheYungHegelian

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damn, really cringe that people are expressing that they don't want to spend the rest of their lives creating value for someone else

Shinji

@ShinjiTheCuban

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Please for the love of god never be this person it's beyond cringe

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Prison abolition means learning to live with the guy who can't manage his addiction at all and keeps going off the rails and hurting everyone around him

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No effort is made to determine what causes people to hurt each other. No effort is put into using that information to work towards a solution. The only thing that exists is the infantile screeching to make the bad people go away

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The Yung Hegelians

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americans be like i received a Revelation about the way the world Really Works from an advertisement

DAKKADAKKA

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This McDonald’s ad single handed made the zoomer generation realize that western media is actively against them and trying to subvert their existence-

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You can't just kill them and make them go away. They will always exist and killing them brings with it some good odds of the type of family feuds that would lead to massive bloodshed

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@muke10101 @BonannoCat

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I really really don't care about Pride at all but it is pretty funny watching people pretend like a kid seeing some hairy guy wearing leather is somehow going to be a more formative experience for their sexuality than the average perfume ad

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The Yung Hegelians

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You'll probably become one in a few years anyway, just go for it. You weren't taught in school how to solve interpersonal problems outside of talking to an authority so just fall back on that.

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The Yung Hegelians

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If the idea of learning to live with these people and having to learn how to recover from hurt, how to work with people who will likely hurt someone again is too much for people and you just wanna murder the bad people, just become a socdem

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The Yung Hegelians

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noo, don't defend antisemites, ur so sexy aha...

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The Yung Hegelians

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Imagine calling yourself an anticapitalist and thinking that stealing is bad lmao

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The Yung Hegelians

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Are you fucking serious? Who's fucking side are you on?

Safvan Allahverdi

@s_Allahverdi

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🚨🚨🚨 Protestors in DC handed the white dude who was about to provocate the protest to the police. He has been arrested and taken away. #DCProtests #Riot #BLACK_LIVES_MATTERS

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The Yung Hegelians

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And the reality is there is not perfect solution to a lot of these issues, and even if their were, people aren't going to act perfectly to solve these problems either. There's going to be a lot of hurt and interpersonal violence, especially in the beginning of classless society

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The Yung Hegelians

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There's a human trafficking questionaire they make you take when you get to prison and it has to preface the questions with "Outside of your current incarceration" lmao

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The Yung Hegelians

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haha, break these pls

Bloomberg CityLab

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Using cameras to monitor people looking at artwork, researchers hope that the data can help define "attraction value" for specific works of art, leading to changes in museum and gallery layout and exhibit scheduling

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The Yung Hegelians

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@TheHoustangeles What was the point in criminalizing it?

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The Yung Hegelians

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watching more and more leftists slide into more and more explicitly reactionary positions as trans rights are being quickly revoked and fascists are killing people over grooming panics, very cool, very reassuring

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The Yung Hegelians

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The real monsters live in the suburbs and cheer for the state to enforce moral order

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They kill us for taking food when we're hungry. They are a threat to our lives

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If I see you start a sentence with "the left needs to" I'm pushing you down the stairs

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The Yung Hegelians

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The changes anyone who considers themselves a communist should be protesting for cannot be voted for They also can't be protested for for that matter. They are fought for

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Lmao

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Imperialism: The Highest Stage of Tank-posting

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Holy shit we're calling out 16 year olds for dating 15 year olds now lmao

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The Yung Hegelians

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mfer whipped out the ariana grande makeup just to stop people from calling her white online

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The Yung Hegelians

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Our fragile economy is predicated on squeezing every possible ounce of labour out of labourers until they're at their breaking point and the solution is to extend their breaking point. God I love innovation

Business Insider

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This trucker hat was designed to keep drivers awake

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Adam Friended

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Here is why the left is more blind to the right's moral/political arguments. If you think of morality as a color spectrum, the right sees 6 colors and the left sees (in far greater detail) only 2 colors. Libertarians actually only see mostly 1.

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Share to scare an ultraleft.

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Full employment is a threat, and if communists call for it than I am an anti communist

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The Yung Hegelians

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@LiquidSwan @GenosseNaruto @jordanbpeterson those two statements arent related to each other

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The Yung Hegelians

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Cmon, we've all looked at our grandmother and thought, "Is she really producing enough value to be worth keeping around?"

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Hoo boy.

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Lmao if we get them on 16 hour shifts they'll just give up lol

John Cardillo

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NYPD source tells me on average six cops a day are resigning, and that number is expected to rise. That’s in addition to normal attrition for retirement, disability, etc.. This is disastrous for morale and manpower. @BilldeBlasio is to blame.

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The next step is learning how to deal with numbers like this

bengarvin

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Law enforcement showing up in large numbers now, heading towards fifth precinct. People running away. Show of force.

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The Yung Hegelians

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People like this say they care about mens self esteem but dont want to do anything to make a difference. When was the last time you looked your bros in the eyes and called them beautiful? Ever kissed them? If you wouldnt go gay for the homies do you really even care about them?

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"you have a beautiful smile" female vs male

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The Yung Hegelians

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The "feminists" attack queer people for talking about kink and spin the criminalization of sexwork into a positive thing, while the reactionaries talk about queer people being bourgeois and talk about sexworkers as either "unproductive labourers" or lazy whores

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The Yung Hegelians

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man who is threatening you with the force of the pigs and the united states military would like to request that you dont use threats yourself

CSPAN

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President Biden: "I call on everyone, no matter how deeply they care about this decision, to keep all protests peaceful. Peaceful, peaceful, peaceful. No intimidation. Violence is never acceptable. Threats and intimidation are not speech."

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Liberal breeding grounds 😳😳😳

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Vaush's idea of praxis is literally just doing social democratic entryism into the DNC and making YouTube videos for the culture war

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The Yung Hegelians

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A global Anarcho Communist government is formed — you get arrested — Why?

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Do we live in the ruins of a greater civilization?

houkago - Whole

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Do we live in the ruins of a greater civilization?

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Never call the fucking pigs

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As a trans woman who went to prison, if you tell me to vote for a rapist with a cop vp that sent transwoman to men's prisons, I'm legally allowed to split your fucking face open

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The Yung Hegelians

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when you fantasize about people getting the bare minimum required for them to come into work consistently

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Bakunin is one of the dumbest motherfuckers I've ever read

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At the faggot sleepover we do both

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boys sleepover: "hey do u wanna play halo and smoke weed lol" girls sleepover:

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ML's are committed to communism in the same way blue lives matter libertarians are committed to being opposed to government power, that is to say they aren't

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Watching the internet left get less radical during times of crisis has only made it more clear to me that there's absolutely no reason to identify as a leftist if you want to work against the current state of things.

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I hate this stupid fucking website lmao

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Wheezing

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WAS NOT EXPECTING PRO COP LEFTIST TO BE A THING BUT HERE WE ARE

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Weird how he was still a fucking dipshit then

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this is just a fascist

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The fence is built higher to help the blossoming box producing industry thrive. Unfortunately, they produced too many, people couldn't buy enough of them, wages were cut to recover profits, leading to less box purchasing, and the cycle keeps going

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truth:

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Show me a "2" in nature. I fucking dare you

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Brain dead reactionaries need culture manipulating cabals to explain why things happen because their worldview is centered around killing the bad guys instead of grasping issues at their root

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The USSR is dead, China is capitalist. You're irrelevant. Help your communities and keep Marxs name out of your fucking mouth

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Red flag for being a pedophile: supporting piracy

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Pierre quoted me so accounts that look like this are trying to speak to me

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someone needs to tell online transwomen that acting like a catty bitch towards other transwomen doesnt help them pass

evelyn website

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someone needs to tell trans women that saying the r word makes them sound like a man

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Reminder, we're at war

Ed O'Keefe

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JUST IN: President Trump unloads on the nation's governors on a call, calls on them to step up enforcement: "You have to dominate, if you don’t dominate you’re wasting your time. They’re going to run over you, you’re going to look like a bunch of jerks. You have to dominate."

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When we say "Fuck 12" we mean you too

🔻ProletariatRising🔻

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@hurt_chinese @RedPrecariat @michaelshull Lol well, good luck with your endeavors. 👍 Hope the police get wind of your counter-revolutionary aspirations.

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Fascists pretending to have coherent theory will never not be funny to me

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ok ecofascist

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There was that kid in highschool who would act really smug about being universally despised by everyone and it turns out when they grow up they turn into landlords and post cope online

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Apparently Cuba kills everyone who can't read lmao

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Cracking up at how frequent this occurs

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This is unambiguously cult shit

NowThis Impact

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This is the moment first responders found a fully intact American flag underneath tornado debris in the small town of Mayfield, KY. The flag was discovered under the rubble of what used to be Mayfield's city courthouse.

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The US prison system is almost comical in how it can't decide if it wants to rehabilitate inmates capacity to sell their labour power or continue acting as a thinly veiled eugenics program

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I'm gonna die with my family around me in a house I built eating food I grew actually, but ok.

誠治 Seiji

@Midwest_Marxist

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I don't know why this type of anti-social socialism is so popular in the imperial core but if this is the main direction the left chooses to go in we will all die alone and starving for modern amenities

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