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Carmen IRL

@Carmparens

4 months

Heads up: It's super illegal to say "If you add /likes to the end of someone's profile URL you can still see their likes, they just removed the button for it" because it would embarrass Melon Husk. It's okay for me to say it here because I'm explaining that it's illegal, but-

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2 years

When you transition and your pals still invite you to boys night

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3 years

Jesus, meeting the disciples after his resurrection

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4 months

Damn they patched it out already. Probably more legal to say now, sorry gang!

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2 years

If Daniel fucking Radcliffe can denouce JK Rowling/the HP franchise, I promise you can too.

Film Updates

@FilmUpdates

2 years

Daniel Radcliffe on why he spoke out against JK Rowling: “I’ve met so many queer and trans kids who had a huge amount of identification with Potter so seeing them hurt, I wanted them to know that not everybody in the franchise felt that way. And that was really important.”

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2 years

Trans people: Continuing to purchase HP stuff legitimizes JKR, please don't. JKR: people buy HP stuff because they agree with me. Like it's the one thing both sides agree on. Argue about it all you want but the folks with skin in the game have largely made up their minds.

♥️ @luckybun.bsky.social

@Lucky_BunTTV

2 years

According to JKR, buying her game is a huge political and moral statement and that the people who do it agree with her transphobia

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4 months

Teachers still buying their own school supplies, ya?

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4 months

The first Tesla Cybertruck outfitted for police use

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3 years

To whom it may concern

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2 years

Me, at 15: "I'm a bi guy." Them: Eh you'll grow out of it. Me, a 30 year-old bi woman: "Okay well lucky guess."

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2 years

@memesiwish The face of someone realizing he may have committed light treason

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3 years

@ClaireMax When you're done but the hextech ain't finished

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@Carmparens

3 years

Casual reminder that most gender affirming care was invented for cis consumption and is only gatekept from trans people

The Cosmetic Lane

@TheCosmeticLane

3 years

Masculinization with fillers 💉✨

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2 years

I don't understand this trilogy at all

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1 year

IF THE WOMAN IN THE GREEN JACKET IS READING THIS, I AM FREE FOR BOARDGAMES THIS SUNDAY AFTERNOON. I REPEAT I HAVE BOARD GAMES AND THE TIME TO PLAY THEM ON SUNDAY AFTERNOON WHEN I AM FREE ON SUNDAY.

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1 year

Fox News tried to do a bunch of scary man-on-the-street interviews about crime. It didn't go well.

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6 months

Wait wait wait The Trans Day of Visibility falls on Easter this year? It'll be an egg hunt for the ages.

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@Carmparens

1 year

Finally legally Carmen 😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰

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@Carmparens

3 years

@no_dead_weight @BoldBebo @TIME Okay be fair this is how it would look

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@Carmparens

2 years

Emma

@TiredWiredFired

2 years

If my landlord requested a tip i would respond in such a manner that I cannot disclose online, due to the actionable nature of such a statement.

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@Carmparens

2 years

Seeing the "Can't you just stick to making games??" responses to companies like Bungie is so funny to me, because it's just an absurd object permanence issue. Like, do they think the company logo is making the games? Who do they fucking think makes the games???

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@Carmparens

3 years

Gf: Hey so apparently since we aren't married it'll cost us $15 to have both of us as drivers on this rental car. Me: Me: Me: I mean we both took Friday off do you wanna Gf: FOR FIF. TEEN. DOLLARS?

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2 years

Let's not ignore the fact that Vice used a picture of multiple Charizards, known for their desirability, in a headline about theft. The reality is that they were shot and killed over $4 booster packs.

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@Carmparens

4 months

Jorts just want to club with the girls

Jorts (and Jean)

@JortsTheCat

4 months

Final diagnosis, $687 later: “Jorts is a healthy neutered adult DSH. He is peeing in the sink when someone else is in the bathroom because he wants to feel included. Behavioral.”

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1 year

God forbid women have hobbies

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@Carmparens

3 years

"You come at the king you best not miss"

Ben Crew

@BenjaminCrew1

3 years

BIG BIRD OH MY GOD

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@Carmparens

2 years

Got my WA drivers license after avoiding it for Pandemic Reasons and was able to simply tell the person at the counter to put "F" for gender and this shit is cracked. I had documents, proof of surgery, all this bullshit, and hard blue states rly are like "pay us we do not care."

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@Carmparens

3 months

Okay I gotta admit being a divisive issue sucks less whenever people can write good jokes about it

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3 months

Trans rights are my wrongs

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@Carmparens

2 years

Me @ all times

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@Carmparens

2 years

Twitter laid me off today. If you know of any open positions for senior software engineers, let me know. I was the one who used enough targeted Ikea ads to make a stuffed fucking shark go viral with exactly trans girls, so you know I can do anything.

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2 years

Why did my brain see this picture and automatically assume Barney was coming to Fortnite

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@ToonHive

2 years

A BARNEY animated series will release in 2024.

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@Carmparens

4 months

Is this a safe space

🌸Primrose Draw🌸 COMMISSION OPEN

@Primrose_Draw

4 months

You want it, you got it 💖😉🏳️‍🌈 #yugioh #yugiohtcg

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@Carmparens

4 months

I adore when a bar is so stupid I can't actually tell if it's transphobic or just desperately trying to cram buzzwords into a rhyme scheme

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@Kurrco

4 months

"My transgender cat's Siamese, identifies as black, but acts Chinese" — Eminem on 'Houdini'

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@Carmparens

2 years

As a trans woman, I've been asked questions about my genitals for years. That's why this Pride, I'm partnering with Dick's Sporting G-

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@Carmparens

9 months

Tis the season

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@Carmparens

1 year

Every time someone tells me their house they get a huge side eye from me these days

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@Carmparens

7 months

I am married to a woman and this dude grinding up a metal pole is in the conversation for most homosexual thing I've ever seen. Lil Nas X has been chasing this aesthetic for years.

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@truckdriverpleb

7 months

Man climbs up railing to avoid using WOKE stairs

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@Carmparens

4 years

TW transphobia Honestly elated I've been off twitch for a bit. Being brigaded by slurs, my deadname, invasive questions about my genitals, requests for nudes, etc lead to nothing actionable from Twitch whenever reported. But calling someone a simp is now against TOS? Lol okay.

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@Carmparens

2 years

Tw suicide mention Realized I passed the 8 year anniversary of my last unalive attempt. Feels like a lifetime ago :')

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@Carmparens

1 year

If you're ever struggling to figure out morality on an issue, the "push babies and children into a river" side is the bad one.

Houston Chronicle

@HoustonChron

1 year

Officers working for Gov. Greg Abbott’s border security initiative have been ordered to push small children and nursing babies back into the Rio Grande and not to give water to asylum seekers even in extreme heat, according to an email from a DPS trooper.

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3 years

Abusers can do good things and still be abusers.

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2 years

By age 30 you should have 10% luck, 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure, 50% pain And a 100% reason to remember the name

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10 months

@lilgrapefruits "I think you unironically really like jazz" kindof a bombshell to drop on people who don't know they like jazz.

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@Carmparens

4 years

I didn't feel pretty or witty today, so I tripled the gay

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@Carmparens

3 years

10% luck 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% pleasure 33 1/3% chance of winning, but I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal. I got a 66 and 2/3% chance of winning, because Kurt Angle KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!

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@Carmparens

6 months

Because every time we did anything gender non-conforming there's was somebody around to mentally or physically abuse us. Next.

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6 months

Why were there no ‘trans kids’ in the nineties?

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3 years

Wow, grass starters really are the best.

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@Carmparens

3 years

Excited to say that me and @masoneclark started dating recently and he makes me rly happy 😍 I'm uhhhhhh a bit out of practice on long distance stuff, to say the least, but he's good at communicating AND is undefeated in the arena of good night/good morning texts

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@Carmparens

6 months

How I feel whenever one of my sisters brings home a new bf who says he can shuffle for family game night and the whole family looks at me at the same time

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2 years

Just got back from the DMV and despite all my studying, they gave me an F in gender 😭

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@Carmparens

3 years

I hope the person who said "Suck my dick and choke on it. I yield my time. Fuck you." Is having a good day.

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3 years

Nerdy trans woman meeting her 10-years-younger metalhead self.

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@Carmparens

1 year

Tell me y'all see this too

animals going goblin mode

@mischiefanimals

1 year

timeline cleanser! rt these cute cats

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@Carmparens

2 years

The worst thing with the HP stuff is how many people are like "the nostalgia tho 🥺" as if that's a core tenet of life that is also exclusively derived from a specific book series that emerged in the 90s. Like.... Is that shit even important? Look at what you're saying 🤡🤡🤡🤡

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@Carmparens

4 years

When 2 Chainz said "Coup the color of mayonnaise" this isn't what I thought he meant

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@Carmparens

6 months

Happy #TransDayOfVisibility . Trans folks rule and deserve to be unapologetically themselves. I feel extremely blessed to be surrounded by people and community that let me exist exactly as I want :)

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@Carmparens

4 years

Got nutchecked and dedicated my life to it never happening again.

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@Carmparens

1 year

Definitely NTA. To go a step further, would say this is a great shape of genuine allyship. There's lots of stuff talking about the ideal that we want to work towards, but not a ton of stuff that talks about how to safely exist. Self-preservation is important.

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2 months

Tomorrow is Calvin's last day. Spent a good part of tonight looking at all 224 pictures and 28 videos on my phone of him and his brother. Had a lot more videos of him than I thought and they're largely of him purring so loud I hit record, which I'm gonna hold onto tomorrow.

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1 year

Elon Musk on being called "Cis"

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7 months

My brain initially went "oh sick a paper Balatro deck layout"

delty

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Number 1 uno champion's decklist revealed ASQWDHW

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flglmn

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you can't buy marketing like this

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Today's 8 years since I committed to transitioning. I technically came out to my best friend for the first time on the 11th, but on the 10th I got absolutely shit faced and texted him "tomorrow make me tell you something." I'd say things worked out :)

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@Carmparens

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Steven Donziger

@SDonziger

1 year

BREAKING: New report says the Earth is likely to cross the 1.5C climate threshold by 2027 - far sooner than had been thought. We are speeding toward complete environmental catastrophe. Stunning how little the world's major powers are doing to stop this.

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4 years

Can you believe the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand, plunging Europe into World War I, was THIS YEAR???

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@Carmparens

2 years

Obsessed with this person who didn't realize they shared a roof with a chess grandmaster

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@Carmparens

9 months

Wow so idk what happened but they're was a grinding sound and all the lights flickered on my cruise 🧵

Ricky 🇩🇴

@PicassoMadeSty

9 months

If Titanic had happened in this generation..⛴️🌬️

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@Carmparens

2 years

Tw transphobia When your trans friends say we're watching our rights erode in real time, we aren't exaggerating. Sharing a post from a friend:

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@Carmparens

1 year

New haircut and I love it!

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@Carmparens

1 year

8 years living as my authentic self full-time :)

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@Carmparens

9 months

Grown men will look at this and say "Hell yeah"

Interesting As Fuck

@interesting_aIl

9 months

You're never too old to have a lightsaber fight with your brother in the snow

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@Carmparens

2 months

Today's 9 years since I went full-time as a woman :)

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@Carmparens

1 year

Alright deadass this @ManaMoonArt deckbox is the coolest one I've ever owned. Drip off the fucking charts holyyyyyyyy

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2 years

Actually unreal. Yata is the reason the Yu-Gi-Oh! banned list was invented. Seeing it come off is wild. Walked away from my desk to tell gf that this happened.

Nyhmnim

@Nyhmnim

2 years

Let’s take a moment to acknowledge Yata-Garasu, the longest banned card is Yu-Gi-Oh! history is now off the forbidden and limit list. Long time coming; my how the game has changed

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@Carmparens

2 years

I think it's really cool that 9 people can arrive at decisions that are so unpopular they have to barricade the affected peoples out. Really cool that this is just how things go :)

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@Carmparens

3 years

This account believes cis women are women!

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@Carmparens

3 years

Hell yeah I hope I raise a 16 y/o this strong and cool.

Am I the Asshole?

@AITA_online

3 years

AITA for calling the people using ring cameras in my neighborhood creepy?

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Gf: wanna watch <movie>? Me: sure Gf: nah actually I don't wanna Me: Gf: Me: Gf: so anyway since my idea didn't work out it's your turn to pick what we do

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@Carmparens

29 days

How it started. How it's going. Ten years later 🖤

RIN

@Rin_Vixen

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How it started. How it's going. Ten years later 🖤

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@Carmparens

3 years

Got a Pspsps5

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@Carmparens

4 years

Today's the anniversary of my favorite picture of my girlfriend and I :)

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@Carmparens

3 years

Oh my FKUCKCKCKING god

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@Carmparens

4 months

Early in Jade and I's relationship we were at a barcade & I got the high score on a game (Frogger? Donkey Kong maybe?) and I put my initials in but put a K instead of an H as the last initial, winked at her, and she melted in her shoes Anyway we're married now what was i saying?

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@defiantcathar

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Ashley got high score on the tetris machine at the bar and she has never been hotter to me than she is in this moment

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@Carmparens

1 year

New Twitter handle btw

Jadine Klomparens

@thequietfish

1 year

I’m getting married today! :)

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@Carmparens

3 years

The gender euphoria from hearing a dog "doesn't do well with men" before it immediately sits by your chair and begs for pets all night.

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2 months

Sweet dreams baby boy

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@Carmparens

1 year

I love that this person has cost ~20 years of my current salary in lawsuits alone and still has a job. Very cool setup we have here :)

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SPD cop who laughed & joked about young girl who was killed has been the subject of eighteen OPA investigations since 2014 costing the city over $2,000,000 in lawsuits.

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My gf asked me "What time is it?" I glanced at my phone and hit her with the classic "Bout time to get a watch I reckon." And haven't felt this powerful in years.

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I'm 30 years old and just gotta say it: PB&J fuckin goes

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