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2 months
Guess who team didn’t win trivia tonight @_thatstoobad
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5 months
Nassau move closer to the sun this week aye?
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5 months
There’s a special place in hell for people that peel out of corners only to drive slow af
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@scottiepoppin Oh wow this is very bad news for my friend 😅
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9 months
Grammy: you married? Me: no, not yet Grammy: oh, well you gotta do something about that
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6 months
My mummys friend in the states had a housekeeper years ago who always played the same numbers for the mega lottery and the one time she didn’t play at all her numbers fell.
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2 months
@imnickintl When I was in Cambodia beers were 25¢ and a pitcher of rum and coke was $5. I’m in shock about it to this day
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5 months
Y’all remember the Even Steven’s movie when Beans brought a suitcase full of bacon on the family trip??
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4 months
I needa find some ambergris
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9 months
@Jayceofspades_ Boy I tell ya
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3 months
I have no spending limit when it comes to my mummy
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2 months
I get money imma star star star
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3 months
This Meg thee stallion song goes so hard mdf
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5 months
I hate when I tell places drown my fries in ketchup and hot sauce and all the fries right under the top is still be dry
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12 days
Wow I look so handsome I need to be seen by the whole world today
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2 months
The Olympics official tickets resale site is absolute dog shit
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@bcjrxo Not the square root of 69 I hope
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8 months
@bcjrxo Did you just call me poor?
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9 months
Never gonna forget that time my old man said he’d pay me and my cousin for washing his car and when we finished he gave us $2
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4 months
Macfit already wants the deed to ya house now they charging $1 for ice
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5 months
I want (need) a private chef
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4 months
That was a ridiculous number of beers yesterday
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3 months
Special shoutout to whoever invented AC. You da best
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6 months
I bought an adjustable height desk and have yet to stand up and work at it
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4 months
LETS THRIW SOMETHING ON THE GRILL
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Ine Like Daht
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Summer tingss
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5 months
I hate mushy grapes
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5 months
I need sausage and grits, souse and coconut water nowwww
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9 months
@Jayceofspades_ Lmaooooooo I love this gif
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3 months
@scottiepoppin Wait what?? They can tell what kind of laptop you’re using? And what booking site was this?
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24 days
I envy people who can work while also watching tv
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10 months
Spent 2K last week but I won $40 playing poker last night so that helps
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4 months
@_jen_alexis We might be waiting forever Jenny
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3 months
This puppy has a whole dog house and chooses to sleep on the bare concrete someone please tell my potcake she’s not in the streets anymore
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4 months
@_Gibbzz @_thatstoobad Clay you can’t make typos when you’re dropping a line that’s a rookie mistake
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5 months
This Reuben slaps tho
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5 months
The music in Mi and Bs is horrendous
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1 month
When she tries to have sex on the first date
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5 months
I hope poker run gets rained out
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24 days
“People romanticise their dreams but dread the execution. The magic you’re looking for is in the work you’re avoiding.”
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6 months
I read emails as soon as the notification comes through to my phone
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kira 👾
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who the fuck is addicted to Gmail
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6 months
@ my cousin Jenny
@TheBaddestMitch
Mel 🤭
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“Here come Angela Davis.” YEAH HERE I GO
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5 months
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that’s why I poop on company time
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LERATO😍
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Guys do you poop at work or wait till you get home??
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7 months
Drank a medium iced coffee from dunkin donuts now I’m at my desk tryna understand this report on structured products and my mind is like
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3 months
Loved this movie
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Update: He’s perfect 🤍
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How did you let Sinner come back from being down 0-40???? Tiafoe would never
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4 months
@_Gibbzz I see you’re a man of culture
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@_Gibbzz @Caress_herr Thanks clay what would I ever do without your wisdom
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“I’m a diamond in the rough like a baby in the trash” is a wild Lil Wayne bar
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2 months
@_thatstoobad Congrats!!
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17 days
Muchova is hitting some amazing drop shots
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Sabalenka has a rude forehand
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5 months
Paid 400 for the doctor to tell me my knees bad brb im enrolling in medical school
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1 month
Throwback to Trivia night
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Beyoncé looks pulchritudinous for ‘SIRDAVIS.’
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3 months
Get more with super duo lingo!
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He never told. Who he gone tell? we top of the totem pole
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Ignorance is bliss
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5 months
@_thatstoobad Bey I ga need to get a custom horn that says “fuck you” cause the amount of times Ise wan cuss people out is crazy
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5 months
Up until about 4 years ago I thought ‘ootd’ meant ‘one of those days’ cause of the Sizzla song. Whenever people used the caption they were always in front of a mirror looking plain faced so I figure they were going thru it. Come to find out everyone was showing off their outfit😅
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6 months
Scotiabank is practice fuck bey why yall close at 2pm thru the week???
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4 months
@Nostalgic_Chick @UncleVannn Lmaoooooooooo I got that reference
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Why no one told me Gapseed was this good? I been missing out
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9 months
@_Gibbzz Lmaoooooooo
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CHEF’S TABLE IS COMING BACK THANK GOD
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5 months
When you make a joke in the group chat you thought was gonna slap but no one laughs
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3 months
Think imma rewatch fantastic mr fox tonight
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@scottiepoppin Bruhhh. Would using private browsing/incognito mode prevent it from happening?
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5 months
Every time I see one of these I think of Bannerman (pause)
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Nah timeless throat is pure madness
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6 months
So Brave was renewing his wedding vows aye?
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I just saw someone on tiktok say he’s buying a BMW for his girl because BMW means Be My Wife? — this is how I want to be proposed to.
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5 months
He reminds me of Neville from iCarly
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literally every time i’m on the subway platform I look for the conductor just in case it happens to be this queen again… and FINALLY IT HAPPENED!!! reunited!!! the way we both screamed 😭
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3 months
@aychkbri Happy birthday 🥳
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@_Gibbzz You know what? I never thought of that until you suggested it!
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@_Gibbzz I have absolutely no idea what this means Clay
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7 months
Lmaooooo weenie hut jr
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i feel like most men are naturally hilarious. a barber posted his content of a client …and the comments.. please look at these comments 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@_thatstoobad One time I was there and this couple got out of their seats halfway through the movie and just sat on the floor for the rest of it cause they couldn’t take it
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You can tell he’s exhausted tho. And Medvedev is hardly breaking a sweat
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Need Connolly to win this set so I can watch more
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@_thatstoobad Someone there gatta like you cause they never showed me favour once 😭
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6 months
This look like the fish that was bullying SpongeBob
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Can someone please explain?
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23 days
Tiafoe beat Shelton now I need Popyrin to beat Djokovic
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@UncleVannn Cause use wan juice n deuce instead of sip n paint
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There’s no way the landscapers at baha mar have something to do every single day of the week that requires them to block off part of the strip
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Told my mummy I wanted dessert and she made me mango cheesecake. I’m never moving out
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@_thatstoobad She would yanno but ine know if I wan share😅
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“For some people life is like a hen house ladder - shitty and short”
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I’m not going to post clips from The Holdovers all day, but let this be a sample for those who are still on the fence. When this happened in the theater, I heard gasps and cheers from senior citizens. That RARELY happens when I see movies with that crowd. Giamatti is back baby.
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@_thatstoobad Homemade ☺️
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@ValaLegz Just felt like switching things up nothing special!
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This reminds me of that Facebook game where as you progressed you could upgrade your whips and the last one was the Batman bike for a bajillion dollars
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5 months
I love gifs so much
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Osaka please win abeg
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This old fashioned was made with hate not love
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@_thatstoobad It didn’t slap as expected cause I skimped on the mango juice
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@_thatstoobad Ise hear it in my sleep 😭😭
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“Good night miss boring pants” 🤮
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Me reading Christian Horner’s alledged leaked messages #F1
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I thought this was a young Sandi Toksvig
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You'll win Roland-Garros one day @holgerrune2003 🫶
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Alicia Keys??? She knows about tennis????
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10 months
More for me 🤷‍♂️
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can all of us agree that this was easily the worst chocolate
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@defnizzzleh On it 🫡
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@bcjrxo I know that I’m just in awe of it
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I’m never drinking again
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@bcjrxo First time for everything
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