Iβve got to say thanks to
@bahamasair
for getting my wife, our family, friends, and vendors to North Eleuthera on time and safely.
This was the most epic and enjoyable weekend of our lives.
Accent bias is a real thing in The Bahamas. Iβve called a local restaurant, tried to make a reservation with what one could reasonably assume to be a Bahamian accent. They were full.
I called back and put on a reasonably polished British accent.
A miracle.
A table for four.
Bahamians so unserious. Someone could start choking, or even fall out and you bet thereβll be one of us in the room who ga say βay big man donβt dead in here.β ππππ
Drake gave us an album filled with rooftop music vibe, champagne pouring in titties on the boat vibes, feel jiggy off the 818 shots vibes but yβall ainβt woke
"She only into men that have money" is something that men need to stop saying about women. Why should that possibly be a problem? In fact, it's only a problem if you are a broke man and can't provide financial security for a woman. Chief, ya can't take love to the bank.
Not the RBPF breaking two of my clients ribs while he was in their custody though. Oh, I am going to have a field day when I get back to Nassau with this. They have got to STOP THIS SHIT. If ya canβt explain the injury, out goes the evidence. I also smell a civil suit. π°
The Nick Burgerπ. Ultra simple, garlic and jalapeΓ±o in the ground beef (sirloin), olive oil on the inside of the bun to toast. Patty, lettuce, tomatoes, onions and cheese (gotta be that hard block yellow cheese still), smoked sea salt, and black pepper. Boom.
There needs to be a word for the feeling that overcomes a Bahamian when you fly home and spot the water out of the airplane window. Something about seeing that blue makes your spirit shift anβ all.
A Bahamian passport is now ranked 26th in the world by the latest Henley Q3 passport index. Japan is number 1 with access to 193 countries.
With a π§πΈ passport we have access to 155 countries.
Bahamians will always say Good Mornkng/Good Day when entering a room because everyone of us can hear some form of βSo you walk in this room and only you in here ay?β from an elder in our head π
What yβall parents used to say?
One of the prettiest pictures of The Glass Window Bridge, Eleuthera. A friend shot this with his drone on a truly beautiful day. The contrast is mesmerising.
#naturalart
Minnis is showing LEADERSHIP right now. This is an impressive plan by the Government. Clearly, they have thought this through.
I think every Bahamian should be supporting this plan.
I wish The Bahamas could become a hub for regional travel. Itβs very annoying that to get to Barbados I have to fly to Miami (the opposite damn direction) and then ti Bridgetown.
Someone saw me walking the cable beach strip (I was walking from my house to Meze Grill) and called my cousin to ask if I was losing it π Bahamians so weird. I like walking places, spent too much time in Europe mussy lol
Dear Summer,
May the boat days be plentiful, the storms be none, the days be filled with rum and sun. May we catch flights and not Covid, get drunk but be safe and responsible. All good vibes. We need this.
Signed,
Nick π€£
Everyone deserves to go to one family island and one international destination per year. Getting out Nassau is the BEST thing you can do for your mental health. Firmly believe this.
A man held his 12 year old daughter at gunpoint and forced her to masturbate while he took photos and recorded it.
You guys still donβt think we have some serious social issues in this country?
Employers, particularly those with younger staff, need to realise that employee loyalty and commitment isnβt automatic gratitude just because you gave someone a job. Our generation ainβt the ones to sit on a job and be dissatisfied in the name of a pay cheque. We will leave with
Women so funny. My wife is a cover stealer. Sheβll roll up in the blanket so tight the people wrapping burritos at Chipotle would be jealous. So, I got another blanket.
Nobody:
Her last night: So, are you enjoying your blanket apartheid?
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Yβall: Brave ain doing nothing for his constituency, look how he got Cat Island looking shabby!
Brave: Breaks ground on airport for Cat Island
Also yβall: WHY CAT ISLAND GETTING A NEW AIRPORT?
I swear on the spirit of Bradley Roberts yβall need to give it a damn break.
A broke person came to The Bahamas and had a bad time - boo hoo π. Let me tell you, I do not feel remotely sorry for her. Whether youβre a tourist, permanent resident or ya born and bred here one thing is for sure: Ya canβt do nothinβ without money.
What if I suggested Nygard isn't the only one here wilding like that, he is just the one that got caught?
There is a whole different world west of the airport.
BahamasAir would make money if they had a business class cabin, or a separate cabin of some type. Premium Economy, and Economy for example. Bahamians will "aw you tink I break ay?" the airline into profitability after 6 regattas and one Black Friday weekend. LMAO
The victim in tonight's shooting in Fox Hill is Oral Roberts, one of the suspects in the airport robbery recently linked to voice notes that have prompted a police investigation into possible corruption. Full story in tomorrow's Tribune.
π· Dante Carrer/Tribune Staff
Bahamians will Bahamian. π€¦πΎββοΈ.
This is a chart of reported reasons for marijuana use amongst the population.
Let me know when you see it π€£π€£π€£
Congratulations Uncle Fred. β¨ As always, I am incredibly proud of the work you do and hope to follow in that example and make a meaningful change to The Bahamas.
The Hon. Minister of Foreign Affairs β¨
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If you donβt have your own boat, youβve probably thought of chartering or have chartered a boat before. While Iβm not critical of every captain, Iβve seen some questionable things and I want everyone to be safe, so here are some things to think about:
Today marks 8 years since I was called to The Bahamas Bar. Had some awesome accomplishments and learned some hard lessons along the way, but the journey has been interesting and the knowledge Iβve gained is invaluable.
I. A. Nicholas Mitchell Esq.