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@maeve_midnight

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Your 5’10, All-Natural Midwestern Sweetheart ❤️‍🔥 Truck- Lover. Fun-Haver. Adventure-Seeker. Secret-Keeper.

Minneapolis, MN
Joined October 2021
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Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
2 months
Speaking of road trips … I’m headed through Chicago September 1st - 2nd!
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
2 months
If there was a whore-lympics, I’d compete in the “getting ready- timed” event. I just went from fresh-off-the-farm to downtown-damsel in just over an hour 💅
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
10 months
My rates are reflective of the demand and supply for my time, not the hotties available to you, Jeff. I used to offer my time for 500/hr. Maybe I will again sometime in the future if you’re lucky. But for now demand is high, supply is short, and my heart is full. Life is good
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
21 days
I’ve never met an ugly face-in provider. You risk-averse folk are seriously missing out
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
7 months
What is the opposite of a carrot dangler? A man who makes crazy promises and keeps every single one of 'em. What do we call that?
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
5 months
I was running late and forgot my lingerie. I hope he won't mind ...
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
4 months
june drowns in marigolds and suffocates in sun ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ looking forward to a very wet summer
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
1 year
Howdy, partner
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
1 year
Height thread: 5’10
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@TheAlyxChicago
Alyx's old account | Chicago, FMTY, Substack
1 year
height thread: 5’8
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
7 months
Not so much a lady of leisure as I am a lady of adventure
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
2 months
Life’s what you make it so let’s make it rock 🤘🏼
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
3 years
This slut finally got her truck! Truck slut content loading …
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
1 year
PSA: There’s a single stall bathroom on the second floor lobby of The Carlyle. Do with this information what you will. We did 😈
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
4 months
Summer travel dates! Chicago - July 18-20 Denver - August 16-19
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
4 months
every first date, the question is to bra or not to bra 🤪
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
4 months
Need I say more?
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
9 months
Tall, hairy, sweetheart incoming! Denver • March 23-25 Boston • April 15-17
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
1 year
Boundaries are so hot. I love it when you tell me yes, but I love it even more when you tell me no
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
1 year
What you see is what you get
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
6 months
As above, so below
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
2 years
I found out someone I considered a friend outted me as a sex worker to many of our mutual friends … it hurts for so many reasons. My heart is forming new scars today.
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
11 months
Anyone else looking for an excuse to sneak away from family this week?
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
4 months
Hello loves, my June books are filling up fast! I’m now booking for July 🕯️🖤✨ I’m also entertaining the idea of making a Chicago trip mid July…Help me make that decision soon? xx
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
3 months
In my jock return 💫
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
1 year
Who wants to go for a ride?
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
2 months
If you don’t like me at my worst (naked under a big t-shirt), you don’t deserve me at my best (naked)
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
3 months
All dates moving forward will be subject to my new cancellation policy: I, [INITIAL HERE], agree not to cancel plans with Maeve while she is ovulating.
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
11 months
‘Twas the night before a FMTY and all through the house … I am walking around wondering where the fuck I put my passport?!??
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
2 years
Angel for hire ✨
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
1 year
Finally got a second to update my tours & availability this summer! Check it out: A few things to note: 🟡 I’ll be in LA & SFO over Labor Day 🟡 August is the only month I can accept FMTYs for the rest of the summer
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
10 months
But I can agree with you: there are tons of hotties in Minneapolis! I feel lucky to call many of them friends. If you’re lucky enough to meet ‘em, Jeff, you’d better treat them right: bring a gift, wash your hands, and be kind. We’re all just people after all.
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
5 months
I’m craving a joy ride today. I want to turn on “avoid highways”, turn up the music, and just … be
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
11 months
Let's get to the good part
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
2 years
AM or PM?
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
1 year
I don’t know who started the airplane bathroom selfie but can I hop on the bandwagon 🥹👉👈
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
12 days
Cheers to the freaking weekend
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
1 year
The knee-high socks stay on
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
8 months
Fresh out of hot yoga. I sweat so much I think I baptized myself. Is that how it works?
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
10 months
So, what are we doing this weekend?
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
1 year
Went shopping the other day and the lady helping me asked if I was a model. I laughed out loud & spent a f*** ton of $ there because I respect her hustle
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Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
1 year
The TSA agent made it a point to make eye contact and give me an approving nod when I picked up my carry-on from the X-ray machine this time. I was confused until I remembered I packed two full-size vibrators……
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
1 year
It’s a no-pants type of Monday morning for me
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
1 year
Summer may be over but the fun doesn’t have to be
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
3 months
Employees must wash hands
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
9 months
Oh yeah. I’m all in, babe 😎
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
6 months
POV : you’re a bug and I just laid down next to you after a long day on the farm 🌱
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
6 months
The thrill of going from making out in the elevator to pretending we don’t know each other in the hotel lobby ... 🫠
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
9 months
In case you’re wondering, yes, it is possible to drive a manual in Moon Boots
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
2 months
@climatepaige Every time I cum with a client I moan, “I consent I consent oh my god I COOouu- oh god yes- nnnnseeentttt”
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
3 months
This… this is my favorite position
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
2 years
Not all whores are sluts and not all sluts are whores. I, however, am both. And tonight I’m feeling insatiable.
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
2 years
I’m coming for you harder than that blizzard last night, Minneapolis! I’ll be “avail” April 6th onwards. & I have a hot duo partner this month. Like super-duper-hot (see right). Get in touch if you need some warming up this month xo
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
9 months
White shirt vs plate of buffalo wings. Chose your fighter.
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
7 months
I FOUND A FUCKING GECKO IN MY ROOM THIS MORNING! IN MINNEAPOLIS?? What the fuck.
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
2 years
It’s hard to keep a manicure fresh when theres work to be done
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
10 months
This zipper goes all the way down
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
2 years
Minneapolis - I’m yours until the end of the week. Make me miss you.
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
5 months
The calm before I jump his bones after his business meeting …
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
1 year
Happy Monday! All dates this week have a chance to redeem 10 points if they can help me get the paint out of my hair
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
5 months
I was chopping carrots for pickles today, but I didn’t have the heart to hack away at these beauties 😍 Which one are you?
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
3 years
Shopping for office supplies today!
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
23 days
Wish you were here
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
11 months
I have condoms and dog treats in my coat pockets at all times. You never know when you're going to meet a good dog or good dick... Better safe than sorry!
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
2 years
Cute, astute & hirsute
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
6 months
“If you blow in the shell, the crab meat will come out.” “Amazing. We can call it a suck job!” Thank you to the good-humored man who indulged us to an evening full of giggles and innuendos 💞
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
2 years
The personal life deeply lived always expands into truths beyond itself - Anaïs Nin
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
2 months
A road trip out west is exactly what my soul needed this weekend 🤍
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Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
2 years
Idk what I did right (or wrong) to end up in a limo with 3 of the hottest & sweetest h0oker$ in NYC last night … @Hannahloe3 @romyaoki @MaeLamarrNYC
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
2 years
😉
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
1 year
My first ever client was in town this week and it was such a sweet reunion ❤️ As the saying goes - the more things change the more they stay the same
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Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
4 months
The older I get the more I understand birdwatching…
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
1 year
Out of the office this week. I’ll catch up with y’all later 😘
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
9 months
The month of love is fast approaching! As a lover of love, I love celebrating it. If you’d like to celebrate with me, we’ll have to plan ahead. I will be unavailable and out of cell-range February 13th - 26th. Big sloppy kisses to everyone 😘MWAH!
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@maeve_midnight
Maeve Midnight | Minneapolis
11 months
If you won’t eat me out while I’m watching the NCAA volleyball tournament, what are we even doing here?
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