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dani

@andarnaurram

5 months

“reading smut is a porn addiction” sorry didnt know ur english lit degree made u a psychologist

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dani

@andarnaurram

3 months

do that to my coffee and i will kill us both

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dani

@andarnaurram

4 months

will never understand why people buy cats/dogs from expensive breeders while rescue centers and charities are overflowing with abandoned animals

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4 months

what is an opinion you have about owning pets that will have you like this?

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dani

@andarnaurram

7 months

everyone my age are getting good jobs, pregnant, married, buying houses and i can barely get out of bed most mornings am i the failure here???? maybe

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dani

@andarnaurram

8 months

does anyone else read way faster on their kindle than physical book or is anyone the opposite????

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@andarnaurram

7 months

HE LEARNED SIGN LANGUAGE SO HE COULD TALK TO HER PARENTS WITHOUT HER TRANSLATING IM-

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@andarnaurram

2 months

i changed my kindle stickers to be more pinterest aesthetic and im absolutely obsessed!!!!

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@andarnaurram

3 months

claiming ur book that describes in graphic detail the SA and murder of a 2 month old baby as dark romance is actually sickening so dont act surprised when people are calling u out for it

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@andarnaurram

3 months

I!!!! LOVE!!!!! SINGLE!!!!! DAD!!!!!! ROMANCES!!!!!! SMALL!!!!! TOWN!!!!! DILFS!!!!! ARE!!!!! SO!!!!! HOT!!!!!!

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@andarnaurram

3 months

the mmc taking care of the fmc when shes sick when theyre not officially together will always be my favourite trope i eat it up every single time!!!!!

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dani

@andarnaurram

5 months

reading smut does not make u a porn addict hope this helps x

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@andarnaurram

4 months

happy balloon day to me

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@andarnaurram

3 months

people who read physical books in a pool/bath really unsettle me bc how are u so confident and brave??? i wont even have a drink while reading a physical book incase i spill it on the book

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dani

@andarnaurram

3 months

i have questions

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@Seaabastian

3 months

Anyone need anything?

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@andarnaurram

3 months

i fucking hate wearing pads bc what do u mean i cant just pull my knickers up right quick and be done with it instead of having unpeel the pad from my thigh and make sure it doesnt bunch up???? but im too scared of tampons so what can i do except complain

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dani

@andarnaurram

3 months

insisting a certain author is problematic and anyone who reads their books is also problematic then posting a picture of urself with that authors books in the background is certainly telling🙂‍↕️💀

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@andarnaurram

2 months

its finally happening

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dani

@andarnaurram

3 months

mcdonalds mcflurry as a dip do NOT judge me

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@K0ll3X

3 months

*KETCHUP DOES NOT EXIST* what you having with these???

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@andarnaurram

2 months

psa to all kindle users: dont stick stickers on ur kindle bc u will be spending hours cleaning off sticky residue when u wanna change the stickers 🙃 i have learnt my lesson 🙂‍↕️

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@andarnaurram

6 months

i will not be moving from this spot for the rest of the night

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dani

@andarnaurram

7 months

me telling my non love island watching boyfriend the lore of the all stars as if he would understand the immaculateness of this series #loveisland

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@andarnaurram

4 months

it represents a healthy vagina and its shocking how little people know about the human body

rare insults

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4 months

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@andarnaurram

2 months

whats the point of booktwt when all everyone does is police what u should and shouldnt read??? no bother guys ill just never post about books on booktwt 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

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@andarnaurram

4 months

@watchmewiltaway i get that and thats fair but most people who just want a pet should be looking at rescues first

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@andarnaurram

3 months

sigh its ok ive got an aurora borealis of my own😔

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dani

@andarnaurram

3 months

hmmm what about those new hardcover harry potter books on ur top shelf that were released in 2022 when everyone has known jkr has been problematic since 2018???? ur entire decorated shelf is problematic authors but its only ok to call ppl out as long as its not u right???

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@andarnaurram

3 months

shes literally perfect i dont think ive ever seen someone so beautiful in my life🥹

jordyn ♡

@jordynceIeste

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everybody look how cute she is omfg

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@andarnaurram

3 months

changed my pad to a night time one thats fucking massive and might as well be a nappy and now i sound like a fucking walking crisp packet when i move I CANNOT WIN

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dani

@andarnaurram

3 months

“am i shadowbanned??? reply if u see this” bro shut the fuck up

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@andarnaurram

2 months

do u ever go to reply with ur opinion to someones tweet and then just think nah fuck it cba and delete it bc i do this so often like i dont have the energy to debate with people anymore

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@andarnaurram

4 months

kinda disappointed that the eclipse didnt make the world end tbh

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@andarnaurram

3 months

bc ur annoying babe now fuck off

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dani

@andarnaurram

4 months

american tipping culture is actually wild thank god its not a thing in the uk

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@contactabrother

4 months

No like actually die

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@andarnaurram

25 days

in a non judgemental way i dont understand runners, like u just go outside and start running??? why??? where do u go??? u step outside and just leg it for what??? do u enjoy it??? how??? why???

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@andarnaurram

4 months

@smotheexx “touch grass” “ok done” 💀💀💀

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@andarnaurram

3 months

didnt u attack my friends over what they had on their bookshelf??? didnt u create a hate train on them for what they read??? didnt u get them doxxed??? but oh now that its come to u being a hypocrite WE’RE obsessed with YOU??? delusional

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dani

@andarnaurram

5 months

why is everyone getting pressed over a clear joke??? its a fantasy fiction book get a fucking grip seriously

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dani

@andarnaurram

9 months

reading is my escapism and if i want to read a certain book i absolutely will that doesnt mean i support the authors actions it just means im interested in the damn book so everyone can get off my fucking back now thank yew✨

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@andarnaurram

3 months

whos afraid of little old me u should be

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dani

@andarnaurram

4 months

as a british girl i only say yall online bc if i were to say youse my non british moots would be confused and you all sounds too formal

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@andarnaurram

4 months

u hate taylor yet ur listening to the whole album and picking apart her lyrics??? sounds like a fan to me

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dani

@andarnaurram

5 months

@veretianbxtch if it wasnt for booktok, booktwt and booktube i wouldnt have found my favourite books

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@andarnaurram

3 months

this is the most beautiful thing ive ever seen

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@kikikatsune

3 months

i can’t believe i now have a pic of me and my cat admiring the northern lights in my own garden???

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@andarnaurram

9 months

anyone else coming for me for reading iron flame you will be blocked bc i am out of energy now

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dani

@andarnaurram

9 months

booktwt is becoming so toxic like let people read what they want to read its no one elses business!!!!!! leave people alone jesus fucking christ

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@andarnaurram

4 months

people can actually leave the house without thinking their gonna die of anxiety??? must be nice

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@andarnaurram

2 months

High school vs now i cant find any pics of me without other people in it from high school so this is early college (16) vs this year (26)

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@whychoosewitch

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High school vs now yeah i went out drinking more when i was in hs than i do now💀christ that side parting was doing me no favours

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@andarnaurram

8 months

what are your longest and shortest books of the year? im embarrassed

Nishbooks🐝

@nishbooks

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What are your shortest and longest reads of the year?

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@andarnaurram

4 months

do u ever see the “average time to read” part on kindle and think alright bet!!! 6 hours u say??? ill do it in 3 x

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dani

@andarnaurram

7 months

dont forget to be kind to retail workers this christmas period

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@andarnaurram

3 months

ohhhhhh im gonna be SICK

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@andarnaurram

2 months

ATTENTION!!!!! she has something to say!!!!

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@andarnaurram

1 year

why is zac giving a sim watching a death😭😭😭😭 #loveisland

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@andarnaurram

7 months

come on man its 2024 why does goodreads not let you rate with half stars??????

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@andarnaurram

3 months

its fathers day next month so for his present u should serve him the divorce papers🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

Uncensored Barbie

@TheMamasaurus

3 months

Hope everyone is having a great Mother’s Day. I did the grocery shopping alone w/ my child & now we’re doing laundry. My husband left for the day bc he’s butthurt that I didn’t do enough for his birthday despite getting him the meal, cake, and presents he wanted. So loved. 🥰

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@andarnaurram

7 months

my 2024 wish is for goodreads to actually update their app so it doesn’t look and act like its still in 2013

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@andarnaurram

2 months

shes trying too hard to be 2013 miley cyrus i fear

eff they/he

@effieisstarving

2 months

Jojo siwa drinking and touching herself on stage while her fans are literally minors are so disgusting? Atleast try to hide the alcohol and maybe dont get so drunk u start touching urself infront of kids 💀 also the lipsyncing is insane

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@andarnaurram

2 months

why do people post screenshots of someone that has them blocked “i dont even know who this is” like ok so it shouldnt bother u then??? just cut ur losses and move on like everyone else

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@andarnaurram

9 months

people getting doxxed for reading a damn book is actually crazy like do you realise how unhinged you look if youre giving out peoples information OVER SOME INK ON PAPER

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@andarnaurram

4 months

no im gonna need therapy after finishing this series i fear

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@andarnaurram

4 months

i am NERVOUS

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@andarnaurram

2 months

actually started to love blocking people to protect my peace its quite therapeutic actually

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@andarnaurram

3 months

“i hate cats” ok well the cat distribution system said change ur mind🫵🏻

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@rachelmillman

3 months

is anyone else really invested in the guy on TikTok who found a kitten under his trailer in the Sonoran desert and he keeps pretending she’s not an immediate light in his life

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@andarnaurram

3 months

@kayleys_there not the “time for a rebirth” like they dont already have like 18 fucking alter egos lmao

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@andarnaurram

3 months

i did the ai avatar thing on fb and- i will kms rn dont play with me

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@andarnaurram

8 months

ive read 100 books this year!!!!!! im so proud of myself

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@andarnaurram

8 months

im starting my own trend long hair me vs short hair me

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@andarnaurram

4 months

march wrap up, lets not talk about it🫠

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@andarnaurram

4 months

when we got lola we got told her birthday is in april but we dont know what date so we decided shes to share a birthday with me so happy 3rd birthday pudding❤️

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@andarnaurram

2 months

all my 30+ moots doing this selfie trend pls continue bc ur all so hot!!!!! i wanna wife u all up immediately!!!!

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@andarnaurram

4 months

how did she go from feral to a little lovebug who demands tickle tummy time at all times i love her sm🥹

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@andarnaurram

5 months

if smut readers arent readers then how are they consuming the smut hmm????

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@andarnaurram

3 months

@cesareswife save urself while u can

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@andarnaurram

2 months

good morning im going on private bc im sick to fucking death of having my account stalked

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@andarnaurram

8 months

i changed my kindle stickers!!!!! not sure if i like it tbh

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@andarnaurram

4 months

@ booktwt give it a rest pls for the love of god i am tired

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@andarnaurram

4 months

it wouldnt surprise me if this person made all this shit up and it is actually their burner account just to stir the pot bc theyre bored

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@andarnaurram

4 months

cock ring

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@Beatami_

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looking through boxes of some old kitchen stuff and 💀!?! what the fuck is this ?!?

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@andarnaurram

2 months

we’ve been making flirty eye contact for days now maybe its time for the tandem read after i finish my current read???? stay tuned to see if i finally finish this fucking series x

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@andarnaurram

5 months

no chapter should ever be 21 minutes long i dont care what u say

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@andarnaurram

9 months

when christopher meloni exists???? not in this house

The Independent

@Independent

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Prince William named 'sexiest bald man of 2023' according to study

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@andarnaurram

2 months

no chapter needs to be over 20 mins long im sorry but its the truth

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@andarnaurram

3 months

u might be able to bully other people off this app but im not one of those people, if u fuck with me ill fuck with u right back with a cherry on top😌 i was on stantwt as a teenager darling so u dont affect me in the slightest xx

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@andarnaurram

4 months

did anyone get any pics of this eclipse

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@andarnaurram

4 months

i cant remember who it was that told me that eating mints help with nausea but they actually saved my life and dont go anywhere without them

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@andarnaurram

4 months

food

Viking Dad

@VikingDadWisdom

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Ladies, what’s stopping you from looking like this?

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@andarnaurram

2 months

not to be tmi on main but that feeling of passing a clot while on ur period is so gross it freaks me out every time

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@andarnaurram

4 months

i dont think ive seen another show do a female on male sexual assault storyline so hopefully itll show that its not impossible for a woman to rape a man and i hope that she pays for it in the end #Casualty

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@andarnaurram

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me judging the met gala looks rn like i know the meaning of fashion

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@andarnaurram

1 month

i feel like i should not be snacking while reading this book…

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@andarnaurram

6 months

lets go

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@andarnaurram

4 months

might make a burner account just to tweet pussy in bio under all of booktwt tweets

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@andarnaurram

4 months

u look like uve just been dug up

Richard Strocher 𝕏

@RichardStrocher

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18. Single. Alpha Male. Wildly Successful. Passionately pro-Trump. Do you find this attractive?

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@andarnaurram

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saw oomfs tweet on the tl and went on their account and theyve soft blocked me

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@andarnaurram

2 months

decided not to take a break from twt actually im just gonna have a nap instead

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@andarnaurram

3 months

as a psa to my followers i am not racist, homophobic, transphobic or whatever else these people are painting me as but if u want to believe what they say then go ahead bc i dont have prove shit to strangers on the internet

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@andarnaurram

3 months

WE GET IT!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!

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@andarnaurram

4 months

@Yesimteamedward hes gonna get some sloppy toppy!!!!

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@andarnaurram

2 months

i feel like school has ruined classics for me bc they just give me the dread of having to read a book i dont want to read and then having to dive deep into why the curtains are blue, like even at 26 i wont pick up a classic even if it intrigues me bc of that school dread

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@andarnaurram

2 months

i finally FINALLY finished the tandem read after 3 whole fucking weeks!!!!!!

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@andarnaurram

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commenting on every bad review of ur fav book on goodreads is so weird like just accept people have different tastes and opinions and move on???

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