Amy Morrison @amy_mor Twitter profile

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

4 months

Hungry 👏🏼 dogs 👏🏼 run 👏🏼 faster. Matched my #1 choice today. I’M GOING TO BE AN OB/GYN Y’ALL

Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

4 months

Then -> Now Here for anyone who’s looking for light at the end of the tunnel.

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

4 months

Then -> Now Here for anyone who’s looking for light at the end of the tunnel.

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

1 year

Definitely doesn’t feel real to write this but I’m officially unmatched and entering #SOAP2023 Any and all advice + good vibes welcome! #obgyntwitter #Match2023

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Amy Morrison

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2 years

I spent most of my week with uninsured women navigating how we could possibly get their biopsies or excisions done. Without #CalCare , I’ll spend my entire career doing the same. No person should die from progressive cancer that we know how to prevent. Pass #AB1400 now.

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Amy Morrison

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3 years

@OmariJPowell @JoshuaPotash They’re at an anti-vax rally so you know the masks aren’t for viral droplet protection

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

6 months

43 interviews in 15 months. Here’s to hoping Match ‘24 turns out better than the last 🍻

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

3 years

@kfgibson @OmariJPowell @JoshuaPotash “COVID-19 is primarily transmitted from person-to-person through respiratory droplets” (CDC). Aerosol = droplets in the air. But I love your confidence in trying to correct someone who’s on the hospital wards 60hr/wk without so much as a Google search

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Amy Morrison

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4 years

Obviously don’t know her but I’m genuinely concerned for @SarahSpain this week. Why are men in sports being particularly garbage lately?? Obv you have to be strong to make it (esp as a female) in that world, but this trash would make any reasonable person lose their damn mind

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

1 month

Answered the phone “Hi, this is Amy with surgery” for the very last time today. This time last year, I never could’ve imagined how bittersweet it feels. But next time I’m returning a page, I’ll be “Amy with GYN” and that is a dream come true.

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

8 months

I have an interview Monday at 8am for which the program sent out the info through ERAS on Friday at noon. So given I work 6a-6p(+) every day, I had zero opportunity to download the information for my interview 🙃

ERAS

@ERASinfo

9 months

In preparation for the December fellowship cycle, the AAMC will be performing system maintenance from Friday, Nov. 3 at 5 p.m. ET to Monday, Nov. 6 at 9 a.m. ET. During this time, all ERAS systems, including MyERAS, will be unavailable.

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

2 years

@joshmcgoo @RiderToast That should actually count as negative 1 pub

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

2 years

Hi y’all, I’m Amy, an OMS-III at Touro University - CA interested in reproductive justice, family planning, adolescent gyn, gender-affirming care, and trauma-informed care. So excited to start this journey toward #Match2023 as a future #gynfluencer 😊 #obgyntwitter

Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

2 years

Beyond excited that my chosen specialty is making actionable changes toward equity in #MedEd . Also…I guess this makes it “Twitter Official”!!

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

3 years

@DrBisetty @DrBryanLeyva And this is WITHOUT resources. Bc if we actually made investments in other aspects of their lives/families/communities....

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

4 years

@IsaacKLee Woj on the right side of history

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

1 month

@AaronTheWitcher That’s nice. I’m not a nurse.

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

4 years

I say this all the time, the idea of a library in this political climate would be laughed off the fucking floor

Owl! at the Library 😴🧙‍♀️

@SketchesbyBoze

4 years

my girlfriend regularly tells me “if free public libraries didn’t already exist and someone tried to invent them, they would be condemned as a socialist plot” and I think about that a lot.

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

6 years

@JulieChen Brent

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

7 years

I NEED to stop reading the news or I'm gonna die a premature death. Although based on the news that's probably a good thing.

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

4 years

Y’all understand THIS is the stuff the 2nd Amendment was trying to protect against, right?

Brian Schatz

@brianschatz

4 years

Libertarians should be freaking out about Portland.

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

6 years

If 👏🏼 they 👏🏼 didn’t 👏🏼 want 👏🏼 you 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 eat 👏🏼 a 👏🏼 whole 👏🏼 sleeve 👏🏼 of 👏🏼 thin 👏🏼 mints 👏🏼 in 👏🏼 one 👏🏼 sitting 👏🏼 they 👏🏼 wouldn’t 👏🏼 make 👏🏼 the 👏🏼 cookies 👏🏼 perfectly 👏🏼 mouth-sized

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

8 years

I don't understand why you would vote for someone who you're embarrassed to admit you voted for

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

2 years

@temafudge @formalinfixed Also to not even refer to her as Dr.?

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

4 years

My mom just said to my dog, “I think your mother needs to get laid” and because of this I have chosen to pass away

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

2 years

If you are currently in med school and post your boards scores on social media for all your classmates to see, just know I think less of you ☺️

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

1 year

Nearly three months in and going unmatched still stings so badly, but my ERAS is officially reopened and ready for this next chapter🤞🏼 #Match2024

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

6 years

My boss texted me “Happy Easter” how appropriate of a response is “thanks but I’m actually a culturally Jewish atheist who’s creeped the fuck out by this holiday 😊”

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

7 years

WHO'S GOT 2 THUMBS AND A JOB AFTER GRADUATION???? 👍🏼👍🏼

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

3 years

@kfgibson @OmariJPowell @JoshuaPotash

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

7 years

If you post "don't know what I'd do without my sisters" 3 days after joining a sorority...do less

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

2 years

@mimilyang 3rd year is The Bad Place™️

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

1 year

The California girl is heading back to upstate NY!!!! Time to get those snow boots out of storage 😂

SUNY - Upstate General Surgery Residency Program

@UpstateSurgery

1 year

Incredibly excited to share our new class of @UpstateNews General Surgery Interns! #Match2023 #surgtwitter #surgerymatch

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

9 months

Pho should really be covered by insurance when you’re sick bc I swear it’s therapeutic

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

4 years

@Perduesenate Hi just curious why you thought it was acceptable to enlarge your Jewish opponent’s nose, a charicature deeply rooted in anti-Semitism thanks!

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

2 years

@aBigMess @JessicaValenti yep, it's 20 weeks post-fertilization which is 22 weeks by conventional dating and they really need to edit this so that patients aren't deterred from seeking their legal abortion to 21+6

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

6 years

For some reason Spotify thinks I wanna hear break up songs from th early 2000s and they are...absolutely right sing it JoJo

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

5 years

6 years out of high school I am really hoping I can finally go to windmill farms and not be seen/recognized by any of my classmates and/or their parents, pray for me

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

8 years

I saw the 12 year old freshman within 5 minutes of being on campus so I'd say this semester is already a success

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

7 years

I don’t think I know a woman or girl over ~15 who couldn’t have posted “me too” yesterday. I almost disliked the trend from the beginning...

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

6 years

@gianniizzo81 @nytimes They were CHILDREN and when they tried to speak up they were told repeatedly by their coaches, organizing committees, school, and law enforcement that they were simply mistaken and oh my god why am I explaining this to someone on the internet who actually doesn’t care one bit

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

6 years

Today’s the 10 year anniversary of my bat mitzvah aka the 10 year anniversary of me being an atheist #mazel

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

8 years

If you post your political beliefs on social media you have to be willing to have a dialogue and defend them

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

3 years

Surgery is awful but I got my step 1 score and I’m just so damn proud of myself

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

8 years

Unclear why people think it's polite to ask what I'm doing next year like Carol I didn't ask how your divorce is proceeding so???

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

2 years

Feeling so grateful today ❤️ but also heartbroken for everyone who worked just as hard and isn’t feeling the interview love

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

3 years

Me: I love procedures! Me during a procedure: *sweats approx 1L*

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

1 year

@olsonplanner And these $0 payments will count towards 120 payments for pslf, is that right?

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

7 years

...the type of person (like me) who values privacy + wouldn’t post that kind of thing (but twitter doesn’t count so here I am. Me too. 👎🏼)

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

2 years

Making an Anki deck with interview questions/my answers bc you can take the girl out of med school but you can’t take the spaced repetition out of the girl (or however that saying goes 😉)

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

4 years

I know at least 5 people who’ve gotten COVID at weddings this summer STOP HAVING NON-SOCIALLY DISTANCED WEDDINGS AND JUST WAIT if they’re your fucking “person” and “til death do you part” why can’t you just wait otherwise death’s about to part you real quick

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

2 years

Peep the bio change because ya girl is officially an OMS-IV! Just in time to celebrate with my future colleagues at #ACOG2022 #ACSM2022 🎉🎉🎉

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

6 years

I spent longer constructing this tweet than I did eating those thin mints

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

3 years

I was def adopted, look at my psychopath “father”:

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

3 years

One of the best feelings as a med student is telling a resident/attending what specialty you’re interested in and them saying “oh yeah I could see that for you” ☺️

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

7 years

...bc I was afraid people would assume those who didn’t post (like me) had never had an experience when 90% of the time they’re just...

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

7 years

Very unclear what I did to deserve this

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

9 years

I low key love my life right now and that's really exciting for me

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

4 years

@lolacoaster Or: the thought of going back home to the kids she hasn’t been able to escape from for 3 months is too much to bear (hence the facial expression) so she came up with any excuse to stay, pretended to go to the bathroom, and paid the wait staff to stall on the cheddar

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

3 years

I forgot my badge and told security “I promise I wouldn’t be here unless I had to” and unfortunately it worked

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

4 years

Good thing he's missing a few of those key organs

MSNBC

@MSNBC

4 years

"This is not just a disease of the lungs — this virus affects the brain, affects the kidneys, affects the heart," Dr. Nahid Bhadelia says, discussing risk factors that have impacted Covid-19 patients of the same age as President Trump.

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

3 years

The reason I haven’t watched Ted Lasso is so I could save it for a moment like this, when I truly needed it

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

2 years

Beyond excited that my chosen specialty is making actionable changes toward equity in #MedEd . Also…I guess this makes it “Twitter Official”!!

Maya Hammoud, MD,MBA (opinions are my own)

@Maya_Michigan

2 years

OBGYN will again be adopting standards for application & interview processes for #Match2023 including VIRTUAL interviews! We are proud of our specialty and attention to #Equity . Opportunities for in-person visits will be available; more soon! Proud #OBGYN ! #CAAM2022 #Meded

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Amy Morrison

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5 years

@lolacoaster Girl you are famous you look like Kristin Chirico???

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

2 years

Signals: sent Match: registered Panic: ensued #Match2023 🩺

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

2 years

If there’s one thing I wish I knew about ERAS earlier, it’s give your letter writers a fake due date a week or two earlier than the real one. I am STRESSED.

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

8 years

I drunk followed all the dance moms girls on Instagram last night 😶

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

4 years

@Socks_andShoes @SupFletcher @nathanfletcher Yes, because Hitler famously...checks notes...wanted to stop people from dying

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

4 years

#relevant

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

3 years

Those hexagons have honestly stopped countless premeds who could’ve been great doctors from becoming doctors for no good reason. I wish empathy counted for more than moving electrons does in the admissions process 🙄

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

4 years

My prof just described calculating urine flow rate by “peeing in a bucket” and let me tell you that phrase has a very different connotation when you went to my high school 🙃

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

7 years

Oh get fucked

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

7 years

Today on Earth Day, we celebrate our beautiful forests, lakes and land. We stand committed to preserving the natural beauty of our nation.

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Amy Morrison

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2 years

I NEVER thought I’d say this, but I kind-of-don’t-hate-maybe-even-enjoy interviewing 😬. It’s just so nice to hear that all your hard work hasn’t been for nothing and people in your field actually see you and believe in you, ya know?

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

4 years

This is the best thing I’ve seen all week

bryanboy

@bryanboy

4 years

“And I’d do it again, bap bap bap bap”

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

4 years

Andrew Yang has never seen me on a diet

Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸

@AndrewYang

4 years

Government may be the only thing that can fail miserably and then get bigger as a result.

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

4 years

Also honestly forgot she went to Cornell until just now and now it all makes sense, those Ithaca winters literally thicken your skin

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

3 years

@mahad_minhas It also gives med schools an excuse not to increase URM recruitment/enrollment. “Why admit and saddle them with insurmountable debt when residencies will funnel them out anyway?” And honestly I’m not sure how to argue with that anymore bc I wouldn’t wish that on anyone 😔

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

4 years

Wait til she hears the side effects of pregnancy and childbirth

Congresswoman Debbie Lesko

@RepDLesko

4 years

Women who take chemical abortion pills face: ❌intense pain ❌excessive bleeding ❌infection ❌death This isn’t health care, and it’s not pro-woman. #prolife

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

8 years

Pokemon Go is a public health crisis

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

5 years

Had my bat mitzvah 11 years ago today which means tomorrow is my 11 year anniversary of being an atheist (and yet here I am at a Jewish university, life’s funny that way)

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

5 years

The bar for men is on the floor. Actually no, the bar is underground and y’all still find a way to trip over it constantly

Katie Nolan (probably)

@katienolan

5 years

lol a man helped a woman up the stairs

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Amy Morrison

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8 years

I bought a pads hat to celebrate getting last in the division but honestly it should've been free for being one of the last 6 fans alive

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

3 years

I really need to stop spending that $2000 stimmy we haven't gotten

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

10 years

My life has hit a new low: I just got disqualified from classroom jeopardy for cheating

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

4 years

@DANIMIKE21 @SarahSpain Sorry to hear about your daughters 😔 hope they’ll find solace in knowing many young women can recover from having fathers who feel the need to harass female media professionals on the internet

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

5 years

@ThomasClendeni1 @APWestRegion He didn’t even get half the votes much less have half the country vote for him 🤦🏽‍♀️

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

7 years

Is there some unwritten rule that if you're over 35 you have to refer to it as "Panera Bread"?

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

6 years

@verycavallari Hey @e_entertainment have you considered putting people on tv who actually vaccinate their kids instead of spreading misinformation that has been clearly debunked by all reputable sources? Asking on behalf of herd immunity and science

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

1 year

Med school’s almost over and I’m getting nostalgic as heck. All the people on the match day committee are so genuinely kind and hardworking and I’m so proud of everything we’ve done these last four years and excited to have them as future colleagues & docs for my loved ones 😭

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

7 years

I’ve been waiting for this day for months. It’s “THEY’RE” you ignoramus.

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

7 years

When will all the haters and fools out there realize that having a good relationship with Russia is a good thing, not a bad thing. There always playing politics - bad for our country. I want to solve North Korea, Syria, Ukraine, terrorism, and Russia can greatly help!

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

10 years

Things I'd rather be doing than writing a paper: watching hockey, sleeping, banging my head against a wall, voting for Mitt Romney...

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

4 years

My mom found out her cousin’s probably gonna die tonight and she just said “one less vote for Tr*mp” 😶

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

3 years

I should’ve known we were never gonna have a successful response to covid with the number of people I see sharing the book pyramid scheme on ig every single year

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

4 years

How do people STILL not understand pyramid schemes???

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

3 years

Finally got to scrub into an all female OR 10/10 would recommend

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

7 years

It'd be a lot easier to remember the GoT characters' names if they didn't all sound like amino acids

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

7 years

Cameras at the inauguration could pan the crowd for 10 min and I still don't think they would find a black person

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

2 years

I think the vast majority of people my age or younger will never understand what Serena did for women and Black women in sport. I feel so lucky that I’ll never remember a time before Serena but will forever get to enjoy the generations inspired by her.

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

6 years

By these measures I am also a “very high threat”

ABC News

@ABC

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Government scientists classify 18 U.S. volcanoes as a "very high threat" because of what's been happening inside them and how close they are to people.

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

3 years

I haven’t watched scrubs since I started med school and WHEW hits different man

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

5 years

How many "ha"s in a "hahaha..." is a clear cut "I want to sleep with you" asking for a friend

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Amy Morrison

@amy_mor

4 years

We’re gonna waste this whole term putting people on trial for sedition now aren’t we UGH can we please just get some fucking HEALTHCARE

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