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@alxwck

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Master Chief Forester. Genius (133 IQ)🥼 on the spectrum 🧩 Early adopter, AI wizard, visionary. @fkaepstein (yes, that Epstein’s) ex-husband. Mostly satire🧂

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@schneider Master forester here: Trees store excess carbon in glomulerin, a (comparatively) huge, globular, Carboniferous (carbon-rich) protein. Mature trees will store several tons of this in the soil, but it needs a place to go. Trees in spatially restricted (boxed in by concrete)
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@Teslarati 502 bad gateway
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4 years
#BadAdviceForNewParents Leash training can start as soon as 8-10 weeks. Also, don't switch them to hard kibble before 4 weeks.
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5 years
@AdamShawNY Not as common as cops intimidating civilians, unfortunately.
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@the_transit_guy Homie is on the sidewalk travelling the wrong direction. 🤦
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6 years
@KHayhoe @ElaineAnnD @AC360 I think you meant *views* @Twitter , add that edit button for typos already.
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5 years
@GretaThunberg You’re almost here! Welcome!
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5 months
This new revelation is a bombshell. Jeffrey Epstein may have a cousin still at large. Donate and share to bring the matter to the courts.
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8 months
This account needs more recognition. It’s calling out illegal activity in NYC that makes the city worse for everyone. #justice #NoJusticeNoPeace
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placard corruption
8 months
This car that was parked illegally on the sidewalk across the street from the @NYPDMTS station house hasn't had a valid @nysdmv registration for more than a year and a half. Its @NYPDnews placard was also missing.
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5 years
@TMobile Functioning service without spending hours troubleshooting?
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6 months
I could use your help reaching my fundraising goal. Every single share and donation makes a difference.
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5 years
@GretaThunberg Greta, be ready to feel very, very hopeless for our species’ future. I’d love to extend an invitation to the Pacific Northwest (Portland, Oregon) if you’d like to see a community of people who are trying to do it right. You can *probably* get here via rail.
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@joedirt501 I work with recovering folks like this every day. Some of the best humans I’ve met.
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5 years
@trimet Too fast. Slow it down. 👍🏽
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@sunflr85 You can always hang out in front of their car for a bit while you call the police.
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@GretaThunberg They are one of the worst offenders with their two-day shipping.
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5 years
@BarmanNYC I LOVE when drivers take the time to roll down the window of their terror box to tell me I 'can't run red lights'.... But when you're on a bike you can not only see better..... You can HEAR CARS COMING.
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5 years
Cars are so much faster than bikes. 💨 😆 🚲
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2 months
@travis_robert It’s *working*!
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5 years
@buttermilk1 @driversofnyc DEDICATED BUS LANES NOW.
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5 years
@katebikemom Park them in your yard.
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5 years
@NBCNews @GretaThunberg Welcome, @GretaThunberg . I got out just in time. ;)
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5 years
@arstechnica @SciGuySpace Good luck, have fun with this Chinese“hoax” @MaralagoFL
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5 years
@Ollie_Cycles As the dude rolls thru the stop sign. 🛑 🤣
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@99blackbaloons 35* wet bulb. GG humans.
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5 months
@GozukaraFurkan I'll defend it if you won't. If you can't live in a world that destroys itself, you have the right to destroy yourself. #freedom #USA
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5 months
@BWay124 @stclairashley You should definitely try this. Indefinite detention is fun, I hear.
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5 months
@PDXReal1 @ExpatPortland There are at least 6 other individuals in the 2 min video. The complete absence of alarm from any of the other passengers is telling. If the lady had been shouting & aggressive that other guy would not have turned his back while putting on his backpack to get off at his stop.
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5 years
@NYC_Austin @NYC_DOT If you leave your glass box where you shouldn't...something might happen Only 9.99 for two on Amazon (give one to your friend!) You could drop a nice note in the car after saying, "probably shouldn't park in a bike lane." @ >$200/window they'll learn quick
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4 months
@99blackbaloons I’m surprised twitter let this get to so many people’s feeds. 😂
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2 months
I just donated to Hackathon Alumni on @gitcoin 's @grantsstack . Join me in making a difference by donating today, and check out the projects I supported on my Donation History page!
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5 years
@jmp_nyc @YokohamaRides PLEASE STOP PERPETUATING THIS MYTH. When anyone who isn’t as woke as you reads this they hear, “gas cars are better for the earth than electric vehicles”.
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5 years
@wscism @sp_redelectric @Juan_Matute *Less than 10 minutes between transport = people no longer use bus schedules *Dedicated bus lanes = people no longer sit in traffic *Free mass transit = ridership skyrockets *These three things must be implemented swiftly, decisively, and unilaterally in all urban areas of the US
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@SaltyCracker9 @99blackbaloons Your quality of life is about to go to absolute shit brother.
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5 years
Please, ask five strangers today “Have you heard of the climate strike?” Engage from there as you wish. I’ve made a friend already today and exchanged 10+ smiles with strangers.
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2 months
Real men drink straight from the p!nk bottle. Check out my #onlyfans for more. 🤣 @fkaEpstein
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4 months
@DrTurleyTalks @CollinRugg Yes. Epstein is alive.
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5 years
@NYPDDCPI @Garvey_Rich Interesting language @nypddcpi ...FTFY "Here's OUR VERSION of what happened...Officers followed cyclist through 2 red lights in their vehicle, and moved into the bike lane at speed, wedging the citibike between a parked car, bending it, and possibly endangering the cyclists life"
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5 years
@Shmuli @D00RZ0NE @HowsMyDrivingNY Quickest way to get them off their phone is by dragging your bike down the side of their car.
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5 years
@JennyKessKlump @outlandishjosh @nasiraliadil @saikatc @AOC Yep. Too bad the broken system cant fix itself.
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5 years
@nduley @dfwagoner "Nothing improves one's mood as much as a brisk early morning bicycle ride" - Albert Einstein, probably.
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Touch tree!!! @JimiCohen @thetreegens am I doing it right?
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5 years
@BrentToderian Allowing cars to drive in city centers #cityplanningmistakes
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@lstick07 @RobinMazumder Driving is super stressful! RT if you agree.
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@USATODAY Man those vehicles always going out of control. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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⁦⁦ @fkaEpstein ⁩ everything will be so good so soon.
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@weezywhiteshoes This is absolutely bonkers.
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5 years
@oregonmetro This is both fascinating and deeply disturbing.
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5 years
@enobacon Cars should NOT be in city centers which are quieter, safer and nicer without. Travel into the city center should be a bike lane (or two), a dedicated bus lane, and a single car lane. Slower speeds too. It wouldn’t kill ya, unlike cars. If you disagree comment ⬇️ below so we know
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@LetsGROWdao If you’re trying to get paid for your tree, link it to an #NFTree and stat earning for your trees ongoing, additional growth via corporate offsets. @CascadiaCarbon ’s @codexcarbon lets you earn for your trees!
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@lucianodeangeIo @pgn_eth Yeah, we’re on it forever.
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5 years
@Ormeghan This is one of my all-time Favorites.
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4 years
@travis_robert @NYCMayor Wait are these lanes ACTUALLY protected? If so, you're LIGHT-YEARS ahead of the West_Coast! #plasticisntprotection #bollardssuck @PDXbikeloud @pbot @sidewalklabs .
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@BreLaurenn @OldHollowTree Chickens love scorpions.
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5 years
@AmtrakAlerts Lol. Didn’t anyone tell the cops to not play on the tracks?
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5 years
Final stretch: get the EU Bank to drop fossil fuels ⚡ A few weeks left to make ourselves heard. Sign the petition to pressure EU finance ministers to end fossil finance, NOW #FossilFreeEIB
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@cb_doge @elonmusk U make this in solidworks? Poser?
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5 years
@juliakite @EmilyNonko Nope, but we are still driving.
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5 years
#Pedalpalooza this week was awesome! Got to see some awesome e-bike #alternativetransit (look at that sexy new @trimet bus and @BIKETOWNpdx in the background), and took a #selfiewithSarah and the famous Tim Davis @criticalmass 2.0 PDX. @PBOTinfo @sarahforpdx #eastsideindustrial
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Come get greenpilled, #degen .
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@WIREDScience The earth has ways of self correcting itself. #Thesimulationprevails
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@enobacon this dude sucks
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@driversofnyc Look at that tailpipe! Smokin'! Also, not sure how you bicyclists put up with that level of disregard from auto drivers.
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pinned.
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4 years
Supportive honks and angry honks all sound the same 🤷🏻‍♀️
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#2020WillBeTheYearFor CarbonConsciousness
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@Soronya @MaryHeglar This is a falsehood. Corporations AND people are both responsible for emissions. The largest source of emissions in the US is PERSONAL VEHICLES. Saying “the corporations are at fault” is deflecting. When’s the last time you bought something from a Corporation? Pretty recently.
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@msfour Pizza is one of the hardest things to transport via bicycle! Best way is on your rear rack...easier if you have an old style rear rack with a “Rat-trap” on it, but can be done with a bungee!
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@enobacon What surprises me most is whenever there’s an article about greenhouse emissions, there no mention of “cars”, “automobiles” or “personal transportation choices”. It’s always the “transportation sector”, and its always buried under a bunch of other less carbon intensive industries
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@DalaiLama Gratitude is the opposite of anger.
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@RobinMazumder @portland is pretty close. Unfortunately we still allow cars in SW city center.
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@sarahookr Not hot dog
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@unchainedcom Great, making crypto even more unusable.
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5 years
So, I don't understand why @oregondemocrats seems to roll over every time the @oregongop republicans cry and whine.... Our planet is burning. WHY WOULD YOU DROP HB 2020? WE VOTED YOU IN. DO YOUR GODDAMN JOB.
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5 years
@jehiah @NYCSpeakerCoJo An easy fix to stopping drivers is to park your bike in front on the car. Safer than using your body, and it will get stuck under their bumper if they do decide to try and leave the scene.
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6 years
@CheWachtel @bab4m @DSA_Labor @DemSocialists Well the Florida keys are underwater now (for all intents and purposes)... Good luck with public boats. Otherwise a solid idea. 👍🏽 9/10, would recommend.
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5 years
"The sooner we get rid of cars in cities, the better off we will be." -Albert Einstien, probably.
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Since @CitiBikeNYC debuted six years ago... people killed by Citi Bike riders: 0 people killed by NYC drivers: ~1,500
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@WAveryHudson @BrianLehrer @TransAlt Reaaalllllly, you quit cycling because of the ’behavior of cyclists’? You don’t even know how to ride a bike, I’m sure of it.
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@cmonstah @hragv No, there’re white. No arrests. Jeez, what do you think cops even do?
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@DavidZahniser @khouriandrew Fuck your “historic housing” till there’s a roof over every person’s head.
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@jamespagr @travis_robert Not sure “the cause” matters. They’ve shown by ramming through a last minute congestion pricing cancellation proposal that they don’t gaf. Burn them with fire and block the tunnels.
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@enobacon @srobalino @carboncodex @trimet @smartcitypdx @Apple Because you can’t give people things for free, unless they are rich.
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@atmendez @Jonathan_Maus Why is there a 45MPH road?
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