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depressed bears fan. dog chasing cars. used to be @alltwentyq

Chicago, IL
Joined June 2023
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Keenan Al Gaib
4 months
This one did numbers on hinge for me tbh
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clay ⛷️
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@SOPROSOCIAL who got that one wnbagirlfriend tweet
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5 months
My buddy went on a date with this chick and she spent half the time aggressively asking why he was so nice to the waitress
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@doulbedoink It’s a shame that grocery stores stopped letting people come in after the pandemic
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3 months
For a long time I thought this was the same guy who owned the Commanders
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3 months
Former Nickelodeon producer Dan Schneider speaks out following ‘QUIET ON SET’ abuse accusations: “I definitely owe some people a pretty strong apology.” (via @THR )
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7 months
@summerahrens There are many days before October 7th where Israel deserves our condemnation too
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2 months
Literally none of this is true
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Dan Pompei
2 months
What determines QB success in the NFL largely are intangibles. I asked NFL scouts to rate the intangibles of the top six quarterbacks in the draft.
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9 months
@girlofswords someone who’s better at photoshop should combine these
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9 months
@theStevenRuiz dude telling her to throw the post right before the snap when it turns out to be completely covered is unironically better than getsy
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Oh wow good for them
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Keenan Al Gaib
5 months
I would k*ll every straight person I know to see elite QB play for the bears
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TonyThePodBoss
5 months
You see Caleb Williams like this, all dolled up for his first Bears game. How we feeling Chicago?
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@m_booker1 buster skrine
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9 months
@legotrillermoth obsessed with the idea of 16 year olds pretending to be legally able to vote but not drink
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9 months
least surprising travis kelce story
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5 months
@bobo_circus Balancing glasses of water tastes good as fuck when you don’t got a bitch in your ear telling you about all the problems in the world
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courts gone wild > girls gone wild 😗 (1/2)
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5 months
I miss when football media guys simply called it a gauntlet of good playcallers or whatever
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5 months
“Caleb Williams is gay!” Oh yeah? Explain this bozo 🤡
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Keenan Al Gaib
9 months
justin fields:
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Courtney Cronin
9 months
Justin Fields said last week that he wanted to be less robotic and play "free" against Kansas City. Did he feel more free playing the Chiefs? "Yes, I did."
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Keenan Al Gaib
3 months
If you don’t know that every multiple of 9 between 1-10 has digits that equal 9 I can’t help you
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justin
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NAHHH SON THIS THE SCARIEST SHIT I EVER SEEN. I just dropped my phone and ran off what the fuck
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@dirtbagqueer I can only accept that it would be good for content, the sport functionally disincentivizes tanking enough that it’s never a real concern
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@RaceplayShawty Only confirmed madame web showtime near me is at 8 AM that’s real gooner hours
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@not_a_heather Not my business but don’t take that job under any circumstances if you can avoid it
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5 months
@doulbedoink This has plagued chase young throughout his career
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8 months
@doulbedoink I would sneak in a rider onto the bill forgiving student loans so that you can only get them forgiven after admitting that the Salem witch trials were justified and that those women should’ve had better vibes
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8 months
@metalgearobama honestly this belief system is the only plausible explanation I’ve heard for the general behavior of all mayors
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Keenan Al Gaib
9 months
nick bosa would have no motivation against that backfield tho
@minakimes
Mina Kimes
9 months
It really is incredible — there’s no player in the league better suited to play SF than…Fred Warner 😭
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5 months
@doulbedoink Tyreek hill to Chris grier
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8 months
@bigsnugga If anything just bring edibles lol, give yourself a liiiiittle plausible deniability
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7 months
@lilgrapefruits I think the funniest outcome is that he’s actually a closeted bi man who has internalized hetphobia
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8 months
@dklmarxist I knew a kid who was blackout drunk during a dorm fire drill and sprayed a fire extinguisher everywhere thinking he was saving people
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Keenan Al Gaib
7 months
When will we have the conversation that most refs are racist on top of being incompetent
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Courtney Cronin
7 months
Justin Fields says he talks to officials before every game to make them cognizant of late hits from defenders. He said he did this before the Detroit game, and on the very first play after he took off as a runner, Fields did not get a flag thrown in his favor after a late hit by
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Keenan Al Gaib
11 months
@offbeatorbit this doesn’t really read like a typical PUA negging attempt to me, it seems like a really poor attempt at playful sarcasm which rarely works over text if you haven’t spoken irl. still very embarrassing form all around
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Keenan Al Gaib
8 months
@legotrillermoth Isn’t that also the main point of the blonde girl (forgot her name)
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Keenan Al Gaib
11 months
@Forester932 lol i thought this was an icona pop song reference
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4 months
@fiImgal I mean as far as I can tell that account is run by one of those men
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5 months
@dirtbagqueer @doulbedoink This is the most tolerable nfl qb sexual deviance story I’ve ever heard
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Keenan Al Gaib
2 months
If you as a queer person are willing to sacrifice Palestinian lives to feel marginally safer you should probably do some reflection on what solidarity in the face of oppression actually means to you
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noemienerd (she/they)
2 months
quick reminder
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Keenan Al Gaib
1 year
ok i went through her whole story on the train and he’s definitely a pos but it’s also very obvious jonah has multiple different psychological professionals helping him manipulate this woman which is even more upsetting
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bethany
1 year
oh he’s psychotic wtf…
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Keenan Al Gaib
26 days
Pikachu is in denial
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Pokémon Wearing Sports Paraphernalia
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@PurpyNFL you know how much scarier it is to be basically eating franks red hot and have your friend suddenly ask to check his vitals
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@Peter_Bukowski
Peter Bukowski
9 months
Bears fans who had Caleb Williams avatars a week ago, suddenly have a LOT to say about the Packers and their QB situation
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@dirtbagqueer Simone biles dating jonathan owens is the blueprint, need a back of the roster guy who knows he’s winning the lottery just to be there
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Keenan Al Gaib
10 months
congrats on the scoop man
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@JFowlerESPN
Jeremy Fowler
10 months
Source: Free agent DE Trevis Gipson is signing with the #Titans . In Chicago, Gipson had 10 sacks over the last two years.
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Keenan Al Gaib
4 months
@ziyanm_ They saying S2 Cognition Test is about street smarts?
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Keenan Al Gaib
2 months
@ the couple people trying to yell at me
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Benjamin Solak
2 months
also this is Jayden Daniels' pressure response. This is legitimately crazy. I've never had a QB prospect under 40% stand and deliver before, and certainly not a Round 1 guy.
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Keenan Al Gaib
7 months
@doulbedoink I will say that a lot of my guy friends definitely just don’t know how to reach out to people when they need to and it’s sad
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Keenan Al Gaib
1 year
lol you have to be pretty disingenuous to act like there’s a genuine moral difference between threads and this app
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9 months
@Liv_Agar I found so many meal bangers when I looked lol
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Keenan Al Gaib
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@uncooljerk not speaking on your exp but i feel like that’s as much of a fallacy as when guys assume there’s something wrong with a girl for a high body count or whatever. no level of relationship experience will allow you to predict what being in a relationship with a person is like
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Everybody hates chris dude had almost successfully pulled off one of the best child-actor -> adult actor comebacks ever but he’s gonna fumble it cause he’s a dumbass
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🍊orange you glad its kelli🍊
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Abbot Elementary got two zionists in the cast, AND both the platforms its on are owned by d*sney DOUBLE L, no C-ing my business
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@dirtbagqueer imo it’s mostly a product of letting the guest take control of their answers and take the conversation wherever. I think it makes for a better end product even if it’s not a very compelling way to conduct an interview
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Keenan Al Gaib
10 months
@twinkophrenia for the nfl it’s better than saying “get ready to learn Québécois-french”
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Keenan Al Gaib
2 months
@CowboyInfinity7 Get the fuck out my mentions Zionist loser learn ball
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5 months
@thatfrood There’s a whole 30 rock episode about exactly that lol
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3 months
How racist do you have to be to take issue with this
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Baltimore’s actual mayor
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@dklmarxist when you think about it the average woman is a heightcel to a bi woman
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@TheWapplehouse Could’ve sworn the feds already dealt with this guy for posting CP
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7 months
@robertmays They have to pay him in a year anyway which provides some easy cope, but I’ll never forget when he was at his worst and packers fans were calling for lafleur’s job. It never would’ve happened this year but that was the dream
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Keenan Al Gaib
7 months
He’s gonna run into Roger Goodell and Goodell is gonna ask for his draft day hug back
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Trill Withers
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Scoreboard gonna fall on Bryce young this year with the way things going
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8 months
@m_booker1 Most defensive players in the league for the last 2 seasons has probably thought this at least once
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8 months
@latkedelrey My friend who used to work at apple said they originally tested a tear drop reaction but worried it would be misinterpreted in more explicit ways
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10 months
i think “don’t think like hitler camps” are a good idea that should probably be globally implemented
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7 months
@biboofficial They are both just sex workers lol, really weird that some other guy is making their content into his own dating goals post
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10 months
@legotrillermoth how many times a day do you think he says inshallah
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2 months
Paid psyop by Brandon Beane to manufacture consent for taking Worthy. “He could’ve gone top 10!”
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victoria zeller🦧💊(ONE OF THE BOYS, ‘25)
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the xavier worthy last-minute stock bump is setting up the chicago bears taking him over odunze/nabors btw
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@RGIII
Robert Griffin III
5 months
Eric Bieniemy not being a Head Coach after 2 Super Bowls and 7 straight AFC West titles in Kansas City is STILL BAFFLING. Then he got Charlie Brown’d by people saying he needed to run his own offense and goes to a Washington staff on its last breath. He should have never left KC.
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@PurpyNFL Jayden Reed and “Jonathan Mango” are killing me they hadn’t even taken a snap yet
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@doulbedoink I mean presumably she would ask me nicely and then I’d do it
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9 months
@doulbedoink oh my god??? this kinda feels like an overreaction but everything he said was 100000% true
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Keenan Al Gaib
8 months
how insecure do you have to be to see a sober person on a dating app and think this
@itsjacksonbbz
big belly summer🤰🏾☀️🕶
8 months
Each to their own but I don't fuck with ppl who think their ability to rawdog late stage capitalism makes them superior to those of us with vices
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@gracecamille_ i clicked the picture without reading what you said, read the first sentence, then vomited
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@doulbedoink I was chalking it up to September football but yesterday was even worse
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@dklmarxist damn fat people can’t even use muscle memory to their advantage anymore smh
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@LukeBraunNFL Thought he got sponsored by magic the gathering for a second
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@minakimes If you liked Justin Herbert in hypothetical situations get ready for Justin Fields in hypothetical situations (the 2024 Bears)
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@ASchatzNFL You’re so brave man
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8 months
@puneetsingh back on my block the blue shit tbh
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@ziyanm_ Making your arguments so incoherent no one is worth engaging with >>>>>
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9 months
@gracecamille_ not a girl but the last one actually helped me get out of a manic spiral
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@dirtbagqueer I think if you like a single mildly critical tweet you’re done for lol
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Keenan Al Gaib
3 months
Travis has done more to push the liberal agenda than Taylor swift ever will lmao
@SeedOilDsrspctr
Seed Oil Disrespecter™️
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Imagine Travis Kelce laughing at some Trump video on TikTok and having to close it real quick before Taylor sees it
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Keenan Al Gaib
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@notbigracks Good for them finding other people with the same fetish but keep it to yourself
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@PurpyNFL most down bad I’ve ever been was when the lady at the Wendy’s drive thru thought I had a crush on her cause I was there so often
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Keenan Al Gaib
8 months
Most gentlemanly way to hold a beer 👇
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clay ⛷️
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i look pretty chill here
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Keenan Al Gaib
9 months
i feel like this is a weird way to phrase “Alan Williams’ lawyer said”
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Courtney Cronin
9 months
I spoke with Andrew M. Stroth, a sports attorney based out of Chicago who is working with former Bears DC Alan Williams. He told me Williams is resigning due to health concerns and and family issues. "Given the false rumors and what seems to be out there on social media, I just
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77 years old. He should be in the club
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@PurpyNFL Guy is really getting the most out of this app
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@schizarella what’s the point of having a wife if you aren’t willing to get stabbed by a stranger over a drunken insult for her
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@PurpyNFL We can still just be mad at the parents lol it’s not like anyone is calling for him to be charged with a hate crime
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@doulbedoink I think people somehow think anyone with a large following who makes a joke about someone is secretly manipulating other people to threaten them
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Keenan Al Gaib
6 months
@doulbedoink Ok but this was literally alakazam
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Keenan Al Gaib
1 year
@uncooljerk yeah sure i wasn’t trying to invalidate the preference itself, i’ve just seen a lot of people trying to rationalize that preference with similar logic which is fucked up lol. more people need to be able to accept that some of their preferences are harmlessly shallow imo
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Keenan Al Gaib
5 months
Doing this with Kay Adams
@fasc1nate
Fascinating
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During World War II, it was common for soldiers to keep family photos under clear grips on their 1911 pistols. They were called “sweetheart grips”
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@arod_twit i actually think it’s egregious enough that it’s worth considering this as a new sexuality altogether
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Keenan Al Gaib
3 months
I don’t think there will ever be a more fraudulent accolade for a player than Cole Beasley’s Second Team* All-Pro in 2020 *3 way tie for the 3rd WR spot
@Bease11
Cole Beasley
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@JFoolsball @ryan_priest_44 I was all pro after Dallas. lol
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@JoyceCarolOates Yep taking down propaganda posters for the people killing children is definitely what people with no sympathy for children do
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