Alex Towells @alextowells Twitter profile

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 years

@alexfrco That's a good speech with good advice what the fuck are they on lmao

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 years

@AshwinRaman_ Oh its the @alexfrco team of the season

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

@doddleoddle @sallylepage It becomes more palatable if you rephrase it to "find friends"

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

2 years

Got a 2:1 in Physics babey 😎

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 months

@TifoFootball_ @JM_Devine @Jon_Mackenzie @jj_bull @SebSB Happy but sad. Loved the OG pod, also loved Jon's version. Will be sad to see it go even though I'm excited to see the old format return

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

2 years

#NewProfilePic

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

2 years

:')

University Radio York

@URY1350

2 years

Presenter of the year goes to @alextowells !!! 🎉 🎉 🎉 🎉

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

15 likes and I'll make this my pfp

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

2 years

@BernieTranders A gift for one and all. Merry Christmas king ❤️

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 years

you can tell this is earnest and not just like a call for interaction as no sane person would even consider for a moment that a pringle is a biscuit. you couldnt make it up

Dawn of the Jed 🧟‍♂️ 🎃

@JedWagman

3 years

Settle a house dispute…are Pringles a crisp or a biscuit

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

2 months

@Jon_Mackenzie Me and Jake are doing it right now actually

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

5 years

@medievaliszt Small Python Energy

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

2 months

@calcio_danny Tears I can see it

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

@DoctorBenjy Doing Dortmund a Favre

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

2 years

Today I am in a suit for #LYA2022 , where I am nominated for Outstanding Contribution to Student Media, and various societies I am involved in are nominated for various other things. They are all student media groups, which makes sense when considering what I'm up for.

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

1 year

It stopped raining for a bit #NewProfilePic

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

2 years

I have officially (barring like. Failure) finished my degree

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

5 years

@thetomska And you can't even waste the time by going to see family and friends?? Haha ha ha

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

2 years

I'm in a suit

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

1 year

Hey! Do you make a podcast? Do you *want* to make a podcast? Then hire me! I've got 4 years of audio experience & you can listen to my work on @potshotpod & @GSTSPodcast . If you're interested, my DMs are open, or you can email me at ahtowells @gmail .com. RTs appreciated ❤️

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

6 years

@ellle_em The prime example. Torpenhow hill, or hillhillhill hill

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

Behold my magestic robe, my magnificent hat and my marvellous skull that we have in the house for some reason

Regular Frog

@FrogCroakley

4 years

Would you like to win a signed, doodled copy of Notes From Small Planets? I have 5 to give away! Simply quote-RT this with your WORST attempt at cosplaying a wizard, to match these crap drawings of wizards, and I will judge the winners tomorrow 🧙‍♂️🧙🪄

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

6 years

@ellle_em It's more like: Celts: let's call this place town Romans: I see this place is called town. Let's call it town [Latin for town] Saxons: I see this place is called Town[Latin for town]. Let's call it Town[]{Saxon for town}. Vikings: I see this place is called town[]{} ...and so on

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

5 years

I'm going to @UniOfYork !! Doesn't quite feel real yet, but here we are 😅 #alevelresultsday2019

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

@ItsDanSheehan The guy reeks of centrist imo. I really want to know where this ends up, it's too funny to not find out the answer to

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

Hey @pilau I did it

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 years

Just casually realised that the final lecture of my degree, and thus Formal Education, is tomorrow Fuck, man

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

2 months

@Stillmanator I am going to throw myself into the sea

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 years

@GraceOnFootball It's really funny thinking of all the money Spurs have spent trying to replace poch only to simply... Not

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

@ZacksJerryRig Cannot believe you didn't go with "couldn't have done it without your Support"

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

7 years

@realDonaldTrump #SendAnAubergineToTrump

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

@johnspacemuller It's like playing FIFA on Amateur

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 years

Once again, I crop up in a place I dont belong

University Radio York

@URY1350

3 years

Marketing plus Towells are enjoying the musical break

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

11 months

@ellis_platten Boot up FM. New save, load however many leagues you can be arsed with. Unemployed, no rep, no coaching badges. Go to the first club to offer you a job

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 years

@gunnersformula Life gets very funny when you realize Granit Xhaka would make united So Much Better

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

Ok. Words. Let's do the words. I can't believe we managed this. I'm so, so proud of everyone at URY (particularly @markspolakovs and @AliVictoria14 for putting together the Written and Audio sections respectively), this is amazing. We're the best student radio station in the UK!!

Student Radio Association

@SRA

4 years

The Best Student Radio Station supported by @global in the UK is... 🏆 @URY1350 Congratulations 🎉 @BBCSounds @global #SRAs

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

@topimpacat Love this! Trent be wilding. Do you have the data for the whole league? Does it change much?

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

WHAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEEEEEEETTTTTTT

Student Radio Association

@SRA

4 years

The Best Student Radio Station supported by @global in the UK is... 🏆 @URY1350 Congratulations 🎉 @BBCSounds @global #SRAs

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

6 years

@BeardedGenius From what I can see, think budget Jack Wilshere before the injuries. He does what Wilshere did to Barca, but to Barnsley. So probably good enough to do a job for a mid table side

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

6 months

@Jon_Mackenzie Bold of you to assume the discourse will end when the match does

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 years

A very blurry #NewProfilePic with photo creds to the man who failed to throw me in the Thames, @michaeldpgrace

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 years

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

8 months

Quite glad 5 was crap even if it did utterly kill the game. I hope he does his ACL getting off the team bus

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 years

Well this is wild

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

2 years

#roses2022 is in full swing! Time to chill out on a Lancastrian field while other people deal with the opening ceremony :D

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

7 years

@DanNerdCubed I keep looking at the picture and thinking for a solid 3 seconds ‘I don’t follow Tom Hiddlest.. oh...’

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

1 year

@billycarpy He kicks the ball so fuckin good man

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

5 years

@enosetc @Penumbra_12 They coulda given her Glaceon. It's even called the Glaceon badge ffs

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

10 likes and I'll make this into a low-quality tiktok

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@pilau

4 years

Prince Charming: I must find the owner of this glass slipper King: what does she look like? Prince Charming: girl

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

2 years

Huge congratulations to Matt for a very well deserved award - it's been a pleasure to cover some incredible sporting moments at York this year, and none of it would have been possible without Matt's passion and drive to get York Sport back on the media map. Congrats mate ❤️

Matt Ward-Perkins

@mattwardperkins

2 years

Amazing to be at Colours Ball with @alextowells this evening - really grateful to be recognised (and for Alex to have a deserved highly commended) Anything I’ve been able to do has been because of amazing teams @ystv @URY1350 and @YorkVision - so this is for all of you

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

5 years

@ameliamcd_ I have no idea who that is but there seems to be no life in his eyes, like you could tell me he's an android sent back from the future to instigate an Orwellian dystopia in the future and I'd be like yeah checks out

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 years

So I'm doing a thing to help out @dori_bano this week and for that she did this AMAZING drawing of me (wearing much cooler clothes than I actually own) so everyone look at how cool this is

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 years

@HemmenKees This is one of my favourite ongoing bits currently, I hope you've still got plenty of material

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

13 days

Would be a weird move icl. Doubt he's worked in retail before

CentreGoals.

@centregoals

13 days

🚨🚨| BREAKING: Pep Guardiola has been sounded out about becoming England’s NEXT manager and is expected to decide on his future in the coming weeks. The FA made informal contact with Pep Guardiola at the start of this season over becoming England's next manager. [ @TimesSport ]

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 years

"You're not that bad, you're not even the most annoying person I've ever met" - my lovely partner who i love

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

Happy Valentine's Day to the LOML 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

2 years

We are no longer still going. Thanks everyone, thanks @URY1350 . It's been great ❤️

Alex Towells

@alextowells

2 years

We're still going. 1 hour remains. I'm so tired.

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

2 years

slut

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

"Things making me want to stay on and do my MPhys" updated list: - York is great - My friends in York are great - I don't want to be an adult - Being able to call myself a Master of Physics would be fucking rad

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

Step 1: spot @gshowitt on the TL wearing a cool-looking shirt. Step 2: buy said shirt. Step 3: wait a month for it to arrive. Step 4: spend way too long trying to look cool while wearing it.

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

2 years

Suit 2: Fancy Boogaloo

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

Thanks twitter i love dogs

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

5 years

@Squawka What were Xhaka's numbers like? He looked good. Lots of Line-Splitting passes as the game got more open

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

I've got so many things to do but I'm going to go outside and have a nice time with my friends and this can in no way cause me later stress

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

5 years

@enosetc @ohknow_ @Penumbra_12

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

5 years

@simonoxfphys About half an hour away from my uni is a wonderful village/Hamlet (not sure which) called Wetwang

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 years

"how are we mocking Alex?" "He's a virgin" "Oh yeah"

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 years

#NewProfilePic at @LegoKeoni 's request

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 months

Harry Fong

@AGenuineOutlaw

3 months

I LIKE IT I LIKE IT I LIKE IT

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

2 years

Today, it happened. Someone from Not York asked me if I'd seen Long Boi. I got to reply with this video. I love student media.

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

5 years

@TheOvahDawg Jesus Christ. Why are people like this? Hope everyone connected to the channel is alright, you're some of the good ones

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 years

Was a hell of a night, so proud of everyone in @URY1350 and was amazing to meet some @SRA friends as well - well done to everyone who was nominated and a *huge* congrats to all the winners :D

University Radio York

@URY1350

3 years

Oh what a night!✨ Last night at the Student Radio Awards, URY received two Gold and four Bronze Awards! 🤩 Well done to everyone who was involved and all the other student radio stations who make student radio as good as it is!

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

5 years

@SoccerAM Higuain?

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 years

Cousin just described using the secret passages in Cluedo as venting my sides have split

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 years

@jayforeman Pre-pre-amble

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

6 years

@KarlSmallwood Or maybe don't, as most of this country's most popular papers have been heavily Murdoch-ed

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

5 years

#aqachemistry #alevelchemistry Me: Chemistry is fine AQA: How does CO2 cause global warming? Me:

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

6 years

@TheOvahDawg @KarlSmallwood One day, when you guys are huge, a Fact Fiend CAH expansion is a great merch idea. That is, if CAH are willing to follow Karl's sponsorship guidelines

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

5 years

This ongoing webcomic is the best thing and I love it

Jake Lawrence

@TheTimeCowboy

6 years

#1

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 years

Starting the year as I mean to go on, by jinxing it and fucking it up for everybody

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

2 years

Back in, like, May, I DM'd @alexfrco and asked if he wanted to start an Arsenal podcast. Like 3 months later and our first episode is actually out! Thanks to @ScoutedSxv for being an excellent first guest, and follow @potshotpod for weekly updates :D

Pot Shot

@potshotpod

2 years

Episode 1: Crystal Palace Away, New Signings & Hello, We're A Podcast! Feat. Scouted Sav #Arsenal #COYG #potshotpod

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

10 months

Was going to write a Pot Shot New Year's message and Alex said "no salute emojis" so my New Year's message is going to be exclusively salute emojis 🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡 Happy New Year everyone ❤️

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

362 days ago, I tweeted this. A few societies replied to it, including one I was pretty interested in - the student radio station. A year on, and here I am, helping produce a whole day of radio to help welcome people to York. That's pretty cool, I think.

Alex Towells

@alextowells

5 years

I'm going to @UniOfYork !! Doesn't quite feel real yet, but here we are 😅 #alevelresultsday2019

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

5 years

@Brainmage 20 second sonic Saiyan

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

We're having fun on the Student Media Timeline today lads

York Vision

@YorkVision

4 years

Where's Wally? Brian Terry resigns in an email sent out to student groups 📧 - @brookesdavies1

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 years

Absolutely zero braincells on the lad, love to see it

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

2 years

This is what I do when I'm not making podcasts btw

bridgwaterswim

@bridgwaterswim

2 years

We are super pleased to announce that club stalwart Alex Towells has been appointed as the clubs lead coach for our squad group.

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@alextowells

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

Just said "yeah I know, calm down" to the microwave after it beeped at me, so if anyone wants to practice euthanizing someone now might be a good time

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

Online university is great because sleeping through the first two hours of am exam is a decision I can make that won't directly impact wether I pass or fail

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

5 years

@ellle_em Because you haven't specified which cat, my headcanon is this was all of your cats working together in an amorphous blob

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

@ItsJustHedy We know

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

"Alex, what do your housemates make of your student radio hobby?"

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

5 years

@Polygon Why has that squirtle eaten a child

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

2 years

@jackelderton Both. I have two wings to cover, and I only have two wingers, so they both play

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

1 year

Icl my heads hot. We were all over them for half an hour, should've been 2, 3-0 up. Why did we let them get back into it. How is this even a contest at HT

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

Writing a presentation that will be for Actual Credits, and will be watched by our deputy head of department. Considering putting this picture of me in. Hmmm

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

3 years

I am Quite Hungover. I have just consumed more McDonald's than any human reasonably should in one sitting. I am watching 22 quite damp men run around on a quite damp football pitch, with the dampness causing many a shenanigan to occur. Life is good.

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

4 years

How's you're evening going? Good? Great! Mine? I'm just Roasting TERFs with the lads. Standard night, y'know. Yeah, it's pretty great thanks

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Alex Towells

@alextowells

6 months

The absolute WORST thing arsenal can do next week is give this Yanited side any respect whatsoever

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