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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

@luso_brendan

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Host, Tales From The Mall, & Tales From The Mall: After Hours. Creator of The Isolation Chamber. Click link below for the latest episode of Tales From The Mall.

Gilbert, Arizona

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Joined December 2018

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@luso_brendan

Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

12 days

TALES FROM THE MALL #175 I celebrate 175 episodes w/ the accomplished & talented Philly-based writer Audrey Morgan Lee ( @tinndfishmonger ). We have a very pleasant chat abt skiing, travel, Philly v P-burgh, writing & more! God bless you, Audrey! For Patrons only. Link in bio.

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@luso_brendan

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3 months

It’s unclear to me what the issue is with this video is & quite frankly I’ve jacked off to it. God bless.

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Cabana Boy 🌴

4 months

Is this the longhouse?

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4 years

Guy who is trying to commit suicide while listening to his favorite piece of classical music, pulls it up on Youtube, but it's interrupted by a Peloton ad just as he kicks the chair.

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@luso_brendan

Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

Killing a man in a bar fight over which one of us is "The Male Dasha".

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@luso_brendan

Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

@douzmanian you think this is fuckin amateur hour

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3 years

Just cooked a steak in the microwave by repeatedly pressing add 30 seconds until it was done.

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@luso_brendan

Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

I am in jail because some guy in the parking lot of Home Depot called me "the Aztec Homosexual" and I destroyed his car with my newly purchased crowbar.

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2 years

more like the largest gay buttcrack program

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California is proposing the largest gun buyback program in the nation.

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4 years

Ruth Bader Ginsburg wasn't even that hot.

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

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Suspending Howling Mutant this close to St Patrick's Day - love him or hate him - can't be seen as anything other than a deliberate act of anti-Irish hate-violence.

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Excited for lunch.

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3 years

tfw brand new kitty

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

I am… the Aztec Joker.

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@luso_brendan

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3 years

I took the vaccine, and for the first time in my life... I'm happy.

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@luso_brendan

Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

I need tips For picking up chicks At the mall. -Rumi

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@luso_brendan

Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

I was walking in the mall & lifted my head up from my phone & made direct eye contact with a short mexican guy with down’s syndrome wearing a bucket hat & I thought I was looking in a mirror & screamed.

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

If I have even a drop of seed oils, I’m going to become trans, the stakes are that fucking high, I’m locked in my bedroom closet with grass-fed beef snacks I made from a cow I’ve known my whole life.

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11 months

my high school bff’s review of napoleon

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@luso_brendan

Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

I got majorly rejected today by a girl & because I quit my job I don’t even have the money to go Joker Mode. I can only afford to go fucking Riddler Mode.

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@luso_brendan

Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

This is Buff. My parents adopted him July 4 weekend in 2006. He died last night in his sleep. I am grateful he died peacefully.

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

4 years

I am in the middle of the Mohave Desert & I am nude.

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

My life may seem cool from the outside. But I take heat from a lotta troubled people as well.

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

1 year

this but he’s wearing the david foster wallace bandanna

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4 years

Mexican guy that loves barbecue who also has to take his son to Tae Kwon Doe.

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@LeadingReport

Leading Report

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BREAKING: A staggering 29% of Black Arizonans are backing Trump over Harris, according to a Suffolk University/USA Today survey.

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3 years

Making my gf wear a bandana so I can pretend she's David Foster Wallace while I make love to her.

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

2 years

I’m at the Rainforest Cafe in Arizona Mills with my gf.

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

If a woman posts a picture that gives you a boner & increases your sexual frustration, she should owe you money.

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

I’m 35, unemployed, & watching “Men Of A Certain Age” at 1:45 pm on a Wednesday.

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@luso_brendan

Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

You are not alone.

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

I am a super red pill alpha male, and I’m here to mansplain gamer gate.

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@luso_brendan

Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

Was just arrested for driving under the influence… of love.

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@luso_brendan

Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

Jussie Smollett sees Kyle Rittenhouse leaving the courtroom and starts pointing & screaming, “That was the guy! That was the guy!”

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

It’s called the US of A, not the US of THEY!!!

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

2 years

In light of all the Gwyneth Paltrow discourse it’s important to note that I created a Gwyneth Paltrow fan site using AOL when I was 12 years old. Even before I could masturbate I used to fantasize I was some turban-wearing servant boy who was tasked with massaging her with oil.

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1 year

Don’t understand the joke, looks like a normal gathering of Irish guys to me.

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1 year

Saturdays are for the boys

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

1 year

I turn 37 in a couple weeks. If I’m not married by 40, I’ll become one of those guys who wears a flat brim, a hoodie, shorts & flip flops, & mentors young people at coffee shops.

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

She’s cooking dinner. Tonight it’s Annie’s mac & cheese, the shells & white cheddar. Fleet Foxes hum at a low volume from the bluetooth speaker. She wonders what funny thing might happen to her. Her phone dings. “Wassup,” the Twitter DM reads. Her life is about to change forever.

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1 year

@pourmecoffee fit goes atomic

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2 years

We’re having a good time.

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My therapist was drinking Diet Mountain Dew during our session last night.

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

I just bought $200 worth of crypto without doing any research or even really considering any factors other than pure intuition.

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2 years

should i cop?

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

4 years

Today I saw one of the finest latina ladies I’ve ever seen and she was just married to a normal mexican guy & spending her Saturday morning at Denny’s.

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@luso_brendan

Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

1 year

Apple products should have a feature where if anyone says the “N word” in their vicinity it immediately alerts the United States military to issue a tactical drone strike on the offender.

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

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I’m unequivocally a Christian & a registered Republican. I’m aggressively a “Red Pill” male; a traditionalist in fact. No one can question my track record on that. But when I honestly check in with myself I have to say, without any cognitive dissonance, that I am 100% non-binary.

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

2 years

On May 10, I weighed 194.2 lbs. Today, I weigh 174.6 lbs.

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10 months

dorm self portrait, madison, wi 2006

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3 years

picking up this crucial tome

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

Kanye... our Morrissey.

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

2 years

I sense a legitimate “vibe shift” like all those who have struggled a long time are now going to prosper under a regime… of love.

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

1 year

Women will look at apu and go “that’s groyper”

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

Walking up to every girl I see at the mall & going, “Wow! Are you a plus size model?!?”

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

If I had been in the limo with Princess Di, it wouldn’t have gone down like that.

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

1 year

Calling a customer support line in India because your penis is too small and they say, "Have you tried letting your penis go soft and getting it hard again?"

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

2 years

Doing a little shopping.

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

Whenever I tell my friends the good news that I have a date, I inevitably receive this message in return:

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

1 year

@asapmiamar hola que tal buenas noches

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

4 months

Had to bring poor little Miklo, nearly age 3, to the emergency vet today with an unrelenting eye infection & cold. They told me he has feline leukemia & would need to be separated from Shaq, age 15, unless he has it too; brought Shaq in & he has it too. Prayers up to both.

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@luso_brendan

Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

I look like a lesbian.

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

2 years

Just won $120 at the casino.

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

5 years

Time to give a woman a baby & just figure it all out as we go, thirtysomething-style.

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

TALES FROM THE MALL #4 I talk to one of my bff’s, @blauer_geist . He’s publisher of Apocalypse Confidential. We talk about that & he gives the best love/dating advice on the web. THIS IS A BANGER. Also on Apple & Spotify.

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

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This is Literature.

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1 year

i’m being deported :-(

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

She’s a quirked up zoomer who doesn’t listen. He’s an Old Head speaking on it. Together, they have to solve the scariest murder Los Angeles has ever seen: Bussin’ 3D.

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3 years

current mood

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

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Guy who has sex so infrequently that whenever he does have it he thinks, “Wow this would make a great short story.”

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mama & me

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5'7'' guys be like

@meta__physics

METAPHYSICS

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Dark MAGA

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just took my seed oil bath, feeling #refreshed

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3 years

I saw this image only yesterday and have already whacked off to it 75 times.

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I was on a walk and a little girl, whom I had never met before, stopped to ask me, "Did you know I have a pet bunny rabbit?" to which I said, "No. I did not realize that."

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@luso_brendan

Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

3 years

Currently dating an adult film actress & it’s uh... not going so well...

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@callme_kikkoman @teethofangels not exactly… it’s teasing that’s bullying a horny person

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3 years

I just got drafted.

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3 years

traveling to nyc drip

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3 years

we are so fucking back

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3 years

You are beautiful. Let me take you to… Denny’s.

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Brendan aka “Cangrande”.

9 months

internet racists before & after seeing the big titty chicana

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3 years

Enjoying an Italian birthday meal with my beautiful family.

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I’m in Long Beach.

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