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5 months

@Rainmaker1973 Flags? Reflective Signs? Ducks? Bricks? Brick, Let’s use bricks!

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@engineers_feed Over 70% of the energy used to fuel your Internal Combustion Engine is wasted as heat, emissions and noise.

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@Acyn To be fair, he barely speaks his own language I’d be concerned too

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@warcroft @githii @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 No, they shot the homeowner five times

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@PicturesFoIder Good work detectives, the suspects must have thrown the murder weapons in the ditch then pretended to find them while recording for thier “YouTube channel”! The perfect alibi. These criminals are clever, but not as clever as the law!

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@ItsDanaWhite The banks need the money to put it into their giant piles of money.

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7 months

@VisionaryVoid @PicturesFoIder his joke... bombed

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7 months

@KellyScaletta If I know anything about Liam Nissan, it’s that he’ll get justice in the end, usually within 110 minutes. #FreeLiamNissan

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8 months

@Rainmaker1973 I keep getting 8,675,309

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6 months

@AKBrews Ups folks are the most patient I’ve ever seen

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8 months

@gnuman1979 Thank you, Monty Python, for training me to think anyone speaking with this accent is being totally absurd

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6 months

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Industrial Animal Farming

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5 months

@timecaptales @historyinmemes Lol I read he bought Papa Johns, as in he bought Papa Johns, the company for 10,000 Bitcoin.

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7 months

@GameNChick @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 You know the precinct motto: “Shoot first, find the acorn later”

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@Rainmaker1973 twist it, duh

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@Rainmaker1973 There were at least three ant wars in my yard this summer

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@guelphgirlchris Even if this is fake, poor dog

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Lobbying

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@newanonsc @githii “Aaarsfarggggahhhh”

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@NotTodayEric Barf!

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5 months

@BaseballQuotes1 Yes but in the pros you have to rub your belly at the same time

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8 months

@joehansenxx But insurance companies will still ask you if you have a car alarm, on your Tesla

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7 months

@timecaptales @historyinmemes Nobody more qualified to catch beer cans

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8 months

@VisionaryVoid @historyinmemes Pronouns are

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6 months

@RedCitadel @PicturesFoIder here to say this, I feel like Disney nerfed his badass story...

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5 months

@Sky_waIker01 @InsaneRealitys I missed this episode of Gotham, whose origin story is this?

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@guelphgirlchris

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@siappaa_ @NuJhayhne @InternetH0F El savage

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@SomaKazima 25 people and she hasn’t pulled over and gotten the bat from the trunk yet, she’s sweet

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6 months

@guelphgirlchris FAKE! He speaks to clearly and with too many multi-syllabic words

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7 months

@BassonBrain @Tesla If they don’t benchmark a Tesla they’re doing it wrong

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@AKBrews as soon as our boomer parents ignored our crying

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@imjdsharp @WarClandestine To be clear, NATO exists to protect against a Russian attack, there is no other country that is a threat in Europe

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7 months

@stillgray That’s why I stay away from the Olive Garden

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9 months

@HeartDocTesla Thank you for doing this, we need more comparisons between Autopilot vs. the others. AP probably saved my life by pulling me over on the highway once, I fell asleep at the wheel in the mountains of Nor. Cal. I must have at least 40k miles on AP or FSD, it's safer than driving.

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@guelphgirlchris Kinda reminds me of going to a Raider’s game, lol

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@IainSForrest I try to tip the buskers even if I only have dollars

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8 months

@WonderW97800751 I don't know how the driver made it without a progress bar at the bottom

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7 months

@elonmusk @TheDailyShow @farzyness I think a conversation between @jonstewart and @elonmusk would be worth listening to. Do either of you have time for that?

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6 months

@stillgray Why did she do this? And why is she barely getting punished?

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@jverona77 I hope the machine’s working, and we have hot water, and soap.

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@guelphgirlchris I'm sure she's a pleasure to work with

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@barfieldthecat If he hasn’t given plasma, he’s not my president

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@gnuman1979 That doggo saved those hikers from an unexpected run in

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@darewecan @elonmusk good thinking, Grok... meanwhile Tesla spends on R&D and not enriching their investors

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@gnuman1979 Workers behind the counter are just glad she didn't poop on the floor and throw it at them

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@Ac64940893 @engineers_feed I think in general, if you unearth trillions of tons of a substance that took the planet 20 million years to make, then recklessly spread it over the land sea and air something might happen

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@Rainmaker1973 As elegant as nested if statements

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@Pismo_B @CollinRugg This is Twitter, everyone is an expert here

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@SeanOhhhh 2024 Presents: Fentanyl Spice

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@CollinRugg Officer I’m just a responsible mask-wearing citizen concerned for the health of my neighbors, I acquired this bag of money from my paper route, and I’m running home to catch Dancing With the Stars.

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@KidsDrawingABC @stillgray Home Depot rewarded them with a 5% off coupon code (for any purchase over $50) Home Depot cares

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@fopminui @CollinRugg Good luck, kid! My house needs power washed if you stop by, you’re hired! Thank you for posting and leaving out the part about him hiding his sister’s body in a suitcase for a year.

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@guelphgirlchris “You are in congress, you know how it is, we sell stuff and say stuff just to get money. My yacht isn’t going to crew itself for free. Common sense! - MTG, probably

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@whoinvitedjon She should announce it with a singing cough-o-gram, like old times

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These energy saving bulbs are great, now I don't feel so guilty for letting the water run when I'm brushing my teeth.

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@guelphgirlchris @Timcast That diaper’s full, I can smell it from here

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@BehizyTweets @CollinRugg She clearly said she wanted to “teach” him a lesson, if she killed him, he wouldn’t have learned anything.

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Does sneaking off to the backyard with a beer to go tweet mean I'm the family drunk or the family asshole?

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@PastorAlexLove

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@_ugh_whatnow Congratualations, but to make it official, did you sick in a bit of water to get the last of the product out? I don’t make the rules, I just follow them.

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@dankyachyachota @historyinmemes because everybody loves the band Rage Against Public Health

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@danadearmond What is JOI?

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@rmdomeni @MattWalshShow Sucks when these experiments tamper with the trajectory of people’s lives

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@swd2 So his cameraman is on a motorcycle and his car is being towed? What is going on here?

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@Enezator RIP lunchable, hope doc gets a snack.

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@timecaptales @historyinmemes I’m old enough to think there’s an engineering school joke in here

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@alex_avoigt more profitable to invest in anti-EV propaganda, probably

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@HenriettaGreat @MarioNawfal Unless this is fake

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@10_FORTYONE @TRIGGERHAPPYV1 Still probably a better result for them than the woman bleeding on her foyer floor.

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@NBCNews A ban ham sandwiches isn’t going to help, it’s the person holding the ham sandwich.

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@DaveMarrrrrr @Rainmaker1973 The higher the risk to life or property, the more attention you get… noted for our future societal norms.

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@BarrhavenBob @engineers_feed But those energy generation stations aren't parked in every driveway and used twice a day, every day. Electric vehicles pollute less over the lifetime of it's use, can we accept that as true?

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@jeremyjudkins_ if you're idling in your garage, it can go for eternity

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@jeremyjudkins_ @teslaflexx I wonder how many people immediately thought it took 300 firefighters 16 hours to put it out.

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@JerichoXVI @CollinRugg Trump made a deal to prevent war by selling them classified secrets and materials to build nuclear weapons, with the guarantee not to use them during Trump’s presidency.

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@AKBrews I almost cut my finger just watching this

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@IamJackBoot if she offers to remove the hair growing from your ears, she's a keeper

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@way2muchJRMC @DonnieDoesWorld Dude had a cough, and didn’t want to cough on your grandma

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@FLALoudMouth AOC, Bernie and others try to do the right thing, I think

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@AKBrews Wendy, did you forget that you went to a bar and had someone ask if you have any Asian in you?

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@danielb00296613 @Rainmaker1973 The poacher tweeted about injuring a lion, stealing his kill, having property damaged, and being killed and eaten.

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@derkdiggl3r @WallStreetSilv Reaganomics for the last 50 years

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@NocturnalUfo @fopminui @MattWallace888 That’s the point, a world without compassion creates monsters, love gives them space to heal.

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If Reddit is the peanut gallery, X is street.

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@FilmTrailerFix @RealEmirHan Yup

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@YourAnonNews At some point he’ll leave out the other doors, right?

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@therealZNO @krassenstein When most people say “political persecution” they mean things like poison tea and death in a Siberian prison

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@TheHeroClass @DailyLoud Lol I was thinking the same thing, the one with the giant mug, aviator glasses and dyed blonde hair

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@guelphgirlchris those degrees should make it easy for her to figure out how to make an only fans account

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@danadearmond Not sure why, but I’m certain I just have to comment

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@WriteEditPJ Removing the cart doesn’t do any good

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@BlueDevilMN @TarcisoRenova @historyinmemes I’d rather be a bird than a human at 40k feet…

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@bornmiserable

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@Rising_Mahratta @Factschaser As a former Crash Technician at Tesla, I'm positive this vehicle exceeds the injury probability criteria needed to earn the highest safety ratings. And the footage released to the public is a tiny sample of hours of videos of each model.

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@guelphgirlchris So much passion, he has definitely compensated, and then some

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@KaylaChowShow A freshly lit cigarette

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@HumansNoContext yes, crazy that people aren't just taking things that aren't theirs

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