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@barfieldthecat

6 months

We need a president who has used a coinstar machine under financial distress.

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Girl from my hometown posted that “god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers” and it turns out that gods toughest battle is a DWI in Boone county.

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1 year

Should have been Branson

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@Variety

1 year

“The White Lotus” is officially heading to Thailand. Get the details here:

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3 years

There are two wolves inside me.

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3 years

Heard the term “whatabuger liberal”today and I’d like to announce that I am officially a Braums Socialist.

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1 year

This is the most divorced a man has ever been

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@PopCulture

1 year

Tom Brady Delays Fox Sports Job to Pursue Stand-up Comedy, According to Report

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1 year

Got here just fine

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4 months

there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see

Braum's Ice Cream & Dairy

@Braums_IceCream

4 months

@TownsUsa Don't forget about us! 310 stores located in Oklahoma, Kansas, Missouri, Texas and Arkansas!

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@barfieldthecat

2 years

Im not “drug runnin and killin Netflix” ozarks. I’m “Vomited on thunderation after accidentally drinking 8 gallons of dirty river water at Tom and Hucks” Ozarks.

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1 year

So cute❤️ google “Huckabee Dog” for more fun Huckabee content!!!

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@GOP

1 year

Get you a Governor who can do both

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2 years

Cancel culture went too far when it killed the backwards option on thunderation at SDC

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@barfieldthecat

7 years

BACHELOR PREDICTION-Nick cries so much they all drown, there are no survivors. #TheBachelorFinale

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2 years

Josh Duggar is the ghislaine maxwell of Arkansas politics.

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4 months

Happy Easter

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5 years

@WizzKhaleesi Someone typed those words, looked and them and still said “that works” and moved on. Wow.

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@barfieldthecat

9 months

The only answer to this

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@HillbillyHogfan

9 months

So I’m seeing a lot of these polls “who has the best high school mascot in Arkansas”? What say ye?

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11 months

Sarah Huckabee Sanders

@SarahHuckabee

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People around the country are looking to Arkansas as a bastion of normal in an ever-crazier world.

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1 year

“I remember… the Alamo”. Damn RIP Peewee Herman

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@barfieldthecat

2 years

We have broken the glass ceiling!! Our first ugly woman governor ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

The Associated Press

@AP

2 years

Republican Sarah Huckabee Sanders has been elected Arkansas governor, becoming the state’s first female governor. The former Trump White House press secretary defeated Democrat Chris Jones.

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2 years

One of the many reasons I’m happy to be back in Missouri—Casey’s pizza!

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@TomCottonAR

2 years

One of the many reasons I’m happy to be back in Iowa—Casey’s pizza!

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2 years

Excuse me WHAT kind of meal?

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@barfieldthecat

8 months

“once there was a secret cord that david used and he met the lord”

⚙️💖BubblegumOctopus🍭🦑

@BubblegumOctopu

8 months

Walmart is selling the instant death cable

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2 years

Something really fun that has happened to me in the last 2 years is absolutely falling in love with the ozarks. I love my people, I love the way we tell stories,I love the river and the hills that made me and I feel really privileged to see others doing the same.

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5 years

@megan__coe i got u girl

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10 months

A beautiful witch could convince drake to get into a soup pot pretty easily.

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3 years

I just got promoted 🥲

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3 years

“Infrastructure? I barely know her!” The dems rn

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3 years

Nobody: My ozarks ass: it’s gunna rain, I can smell it

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@barfieldthecat

2 years

Tomorrow I am going to be co facilitating abortion doula training and helping introduce folks to reproductive justice mutual aid. I am so nervous and so excited to bring new folks into the circle. If youre in NWAand are interested in training slide in them dms.

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1 year

Spotted in Fayetteville

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3 months

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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@barfieldthecat

2 years

What if I could vape my birth control

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@barfieldthecat

2 years

Imagine if I married someone not from the ozarks and I have to explain Braums and a bag of burgers to them. No thanks.

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1 year

If u see a hot blonde at snail mail tonight it’s probably meeee

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@barfieldthecat

3 years

love is not some kind of victory march, no It's a cold and it's a broken fergalicious. fergalicious fergalicious fergalicious fergalicious

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1 year

A sixteen foot snake??! They aren’t supposed to have ANY feet.

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2 years

I can’t express to y’all how important this is to my personal identity.

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2 years

I had no idea Kim was living on Arrakis now

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2 years

Federal prison for all involved

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1 year

Very cool thing about being an adult with a adult money is that you can just buy a disco ball

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@barfieldthecat

2 years

Yeah as a matter of fact I do know about serving this country I was server at Shoneys in 2008 🫡

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@barfieldthecat

6 years

@JasonKander If you put Kander City on a T-shirt I would 100% buy that shirt immediately

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@barfieldthecat

1 year

Hey man yeah I will forever cherish that one time we hooked up and immediately after you said “wow not usually into bigger girls” but I don’t think we need to connect on LinkedIn.

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@barfieldthecat

2 years

Okay okay here’s the full fit. I’m living in this velvet catsuit and how great it makes my titties look forever goodbye

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@barfieldthecat

3 years

Midsommar is “Goodbye Earl” for art nerds

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@barfieldthecat

2 years

You can just be pro abortion. You don’t have to qualify it.

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2 years

Jesus took the wheel and now he’s locked us in the hot car to die while he he spends his kohls cash.

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11 months

My main memory of 9/11 in the rural ozarks was my mom stopping to get gas after work and I asked her if I could get some gum and she franticly told me “TAYLOR WE ARE GOING TO WAR”

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@barfieldthecat

2 years

With the student loan forgiveness and Dodge announcing they are discontinuing the charger it’s been a tough week for Army recruiters.

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@barfieldthecat

2 years

Felt a slight chill in the air tonight

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2 years

Fuck this irredeemable piece of shit country.

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2 years

Sylvanian Drama never misses

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7 months

Back in my day these were our Stanley cups

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@barfieldthecat

2 years

My grandma died with her relationship status publicly listed as “it’s complicated” on Facebook. Be safe out there yall.

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@barfieldthecat

4 months

Incredible that sooooo many white hippies have “opened their 3rd eye”and “awakened their consciousness” and haven’t second guessed their dreadlocks even once.

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@barfieldthecat

3 years

Betty white dying like a week before her much anticipated and planned for 100th birthday is such a comedian thing to do. Just deeply and darkly funny. A comic to the very end and I’m considering this her last bit❤️

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10 months

I saw a Waffle House waitress breakup a fight between a drunk guy and cook and my hashbrowns still came out perfectly extra crisp and my coke was always full and she called me honey the whole time unrattled . They deserve it all.

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10 months

so….all the other deep shit aside….yall really think $25/hr for Waffle House employees makes sense?

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3 years

“That’s not a misprint”. Truly can national news outlet stop acting like Arkansas (and the Ozarks in general) was a desolate waste land until the bike bros in Bentonville started paying people 10k to move here?? Literally fuck off and stop trying to make NWA Austin.

Bloomberg Opinion

@opinion

3 years

Arkansas –- that’s not a misprint -– is poised to replace Austin as a magnet for upwardly mobile new college graduates, writes @conorsen

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@barfieldthecat

2 years

I just saw a tik tok of some girl doing a “2022 dating wrapped” and she said she has been on 32 first dates this year and im sorry I’d rather kill myself than subject myself to that.

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@barfieldthecat

3 years

Fit check wedding edition

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@barfieldthecat

11 months

Hoot n Holler was a really life changing, incredible creative project that I’m so thankful I was apart of. Ending it was very hard&It feels good to be in a place to look back at it with love and pride these days. Working on a new project& I’m really excited for y’all to hear it!!

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2 years

👯‍♂️👯‍♀️❤️

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2 years

Our abortion doula training went FANTASTIC. Thank you to all the attendees who came to learn about mutual aid, reproductive justice and abortion. They had fantastic questions and came with incredible questions and vulnerability. Literally crying in my car feeling so happy.

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@barfieldthecat

2 years

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL ABORTION FUNDS IMMEDIATELY. Don’t give a dime to planned parenthood.

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@barfieldthecat

2 years

Y’all sarah huckabee sanders literally wants you dead if you aren’t a straight white Christian. It’s your god given right to dunk on her for her terrible outfits. She’s ugly inside and out we don’t have to do this precious shit.

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2 years

Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be our first female Governor. She will be subject to much more scrutiny for the way she looks than any Governor we've ever had. That's not right or fair.

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@barfieldthecat

2 years

Y’all I am having a very great hair day

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3 months

One time I was crying (quietly) in an Uber and the driver turned on Under the Bridge by Red Hot Chili Peppers and said “this always makes me feel better”

kiks.

@kikelooomo

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and i just want to say fuck my uber driver, i bawled my eyes from the beginning of the trip to the end and this guy wore his headphones as soon as i started crying.

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2 years

Hard to explain how much these goobers changed my life. @hootnhollerpod the hottest pod in the ozarks 💕

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@barfieldthecat

3 years

I was just bring the most fuckable person in kum and go and a lady said someone my size should cover up and I said “no❤️”

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5 months

Never should have drink the spice coke now I’m seeing a holy war spreading across the universe like unquenchable fire. A warrior religion that waves the Atreides banner

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@barfieldthecat

2 years

I have done it. I have found the worst piece of plus size clothing ever made. The color? Hideous. The ruching? Distressing. Throw miss torrid in prison.

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1 year

I’m 31 and my only advice to gen z is to start wearing earplugs at concert now and wear sunscreen EVERYDAY.

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@barfieldthecat

2 years

There ain’t nothing I can’t crop baby

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1 year

My ozarks bonafides are that when I was 8 years old I watched my cousin Delta catch a bobcat with his bare hands in St.Joe, Arkansas.

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1 year

Go my Phoebe Bridgers tattoo ☺️ designed by Elaine and done by Jerika at liberation.

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9 months

I will not be gaslit by the nurses, realtors and MLM huns into believing that Matt Rife is hot!!!!

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1 year

I don’t buy a ton of full length shirts but this was an exception and truly the best shirt I’ve ever bought off of the internet.

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@barfieldthecat

3 years

my fall plans // the delta variant

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3 years

If I ever have a child I’m going to give them a basic first name so they can find their name on gas station knives.

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3 years

when you google Jim Bob Duggar the first news articles that come up are not about his state senate run but how hes probably going to be a witness in his sons Child Pornography trail next week. incredible optics my man

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1 year

Don’t be messy on Facebook or you might end up like my grandma and die with your relationship status as “it’s complicated”

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@barfieldthecat

1 year

Our best box boy Googey is on the ballot!! Please vote below (no info or email required!) let’s get our orange king the title he deserves!!!

Stephen Herzog

@sherzogNL

1 year

Captain Springfield starts now (well, like 7 minutes ago).

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2 years

It’s not an outhouse it’s an outhome❤️

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@barfieldthecat

3 years

Is this a bluth chicken situation?

Right Wing Watch

@RightWingWatch

3 years

The right is starting to get better at comedy and it's making lefties nervous.

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2 years

A tick wrote this

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just be.

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7 years

@JA_Makeup Hey just wanted to give you a heads up that your advertisements are popping up on breitbart 😳😳 @slpng_giants

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@barfieldthecat

2 years

Dr.Martins made out of crocs foam called Drocs.

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@barfieldthecat

4 years

@JasonIsbell I can’t imagine how awful it is to read shit like this. Thank you for everything you’ve given us, I’m so happy you’re healthy❤️

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@barfieldthecat

2 years

Hi trailer lmao

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@barfieldthecat

1 year

Going to the dispensary is so humiliating. Standing there as a grown adult asking “hey man can I get an 8th of funky charms ?”

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2 years

The signs as over priced springy jeans items 🧵 Aries

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@barfieldthecat

1 year

With the closure of fire in the hole by the Cowards Silver Dollar City I think it’s a good time to remind y’all that we killed ourselves off on fire in the hole during our live show. Here are some highlights from my favorite project I’ve ever done❤️

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@barfieldthecat

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Driving through the Arkansas Ozarks during the peak of fall to swing through my folks place to pick up a couple of pound of ground deer meat and a few tenderloin roasts on my way to Springfield. Love being from the Ozarks.

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2 years

My hillbilly ass thought Sam Smith was singing about wanting to fuck someone at an auto body shop in that unholy song.

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2 years

We did it yall💕

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2 years

If you so much as slightly annoy me on here or Tik tok I block you. Some people say that’s the cowards way out idc Im not going to be annoyed on the phone I pay for.

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@barfieldthecat

2 years

Shut up dork

Gov. Asa Hutchinson

@AsaHutchinson

2 years

The science is clear. Recreational marijuana leads to increased drug use among minors & more dangerous roadways. This November, I’m voting NO on Issue 4 to legalize recreational marijuana in Arkansas & I hope you’ll join me. For more information, visit

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I am one of the #7in10forRoe , I am fortunate to have always lived in world with roe v wade. I’ll be damned if we are dragged back to a time without it.