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Raised in the 6, started from the bottom.

Bay Area/Toronto
Joined March 2008
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8 years
@EvanFourmizz the Raptors have a 100% chance more than the Magic.
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2 years
@KendrickPerkins How about give some credit to the @Raptors
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2 years
Twitter was such a fun place to work. Good people and good memories. Here's me with @SnoopDogg at Twitter HQ in Jan 2011. He came over to share his new single. I think the room was filled with some type of smoke 😋 #TweepMemories
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5 years
@timandsid 2/17 from 3pt but only down 4. It’s all good.
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7 years
Is it just me or is Twitter's algorithmic timeline so much better these days?
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5 years
It’s been tough as a Raptors fans all these years. All the ups and heartbreaks. 24 years. It’s worth it. WE ARE CHAMPIONS. WE THE NORTH.
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5 years
I’ve waited 24 years for this. THE TORONTO RAPTORS ARE GOING TO THE FINALS!!!!!!!!!!! #WeTheNorth
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8 years
Tim Duncan is the Greatest Power Forward of all time. #ThankYouTimDuncan
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5 years
Game 2 in the Six. #WeTheNorth
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11 years
@RealSkipBayless he's hurt. Bosh is the sad one.
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2 years
Lady Gaga came over one time and wanted to check out our source code. I think this was in March 2011. #TweepMemories
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6 years
NBA Finals Game 2. Bucket List item checked.
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4 years
@DrVivianS Not all LTC homes have WIFI. We set up an iPhone with a data plan that auto answers FaceTime calls. We put it on a stand that faces their bed. The iPhone is plugged in all the time.
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7 years
Never talk to the kicker before the big kick. OVERTIME. #NationalChampionship
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5 years
I’m a Raptors fan but my wife is a Warriors fan. It’s going to be a difficult few weeks 🤪 Raptors in 7. #WeTheNorth #NBAFinals
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8 years
Klay Thompson Alert.
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4 years
@2chevronsback @DrVivianS Yes. Turning on the auto answering ability of the iPhone is the key. There are articles online to set this up. On my phone it’s Settings > Accessibility > Touch > Call Audio Routing > Auto-Answer Calls.
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5 years
The Toronto Raptors are still a top team in the East. Don’t forget, they’re still the defending Champs. #WeTheNorth
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9 years
@stephenasmith HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Which bandwagon are you hopping on now?
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12 years
Just left the office for the holidays. Time to CHILL.
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11 years
Why Elon Musk didn't go to Waterloo: http://t.co/aJ1ovYu26v
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10 years
Boxing Day at Toronto Eaton Centre. http://t.co/egjI5Q2XSI
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11 years
Finally got my Path and Pinterest Hat. Cc @omrvp @yswu @abhi http://t.co/vZA9nRqQq3
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16 years
writing a jazz review for jazz class
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8 years
I'm going to miss those heated arguments between @stephenasmith and @RealSkipBayless on ESPN First Take.
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6 years
The NBA is back, Life is great. My unbiased prediction is a Warriors-Raptors finals. You heard it here first. #NBAFinals
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6 years
@JLin7 Refs don’t make you miss 0-14.
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11 years
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8 years
My Blue Jays are back on top in the AL East!
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5 years
RAPTORS ARE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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10 years
Aaron Paul at Twitter HQ! http://t.co/9nMQlBM7ok
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2 years
During the 2010 World Cup, we were nervous on every goal being scored as it caused a massive tweet spike and our databases would be near capacity. #TweepMemories
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5 years
@Raptors In my living room, jumping and screaming at the top of my lungs.
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8 years
@Rangers The game's not even over and you're offering instructions to go home? #wildcard
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7 years
Just booked SFO-YYZ-SFO-NRT-KIX-DPS-HKG-SFO. Way too much flying.
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8 years
Remember when Facebook introduced the "News Feed" and there were so much backlash around it? Look at it now.
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8 years
@michaelsmith you hopping on the Raptors wagon? There's room. Start with the #WeTheNorth hashtag.
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11 years
Woohoo! I got 0.0015 bitcoin!
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8 years
Love the use of disposable film cameras at the debate. #filmisnotdead
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4 years
@FunkyDiabetic1 Tatum is getting away with the push off.
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11 years
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8 years
Iggy just mentioned @TechCrunch at the press conference.
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11 years
From the Cognitive Science and Design talk at #io13 : Humans recognize color in constant time and shapes in linear time.
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1 year
Kitchener, Ontario is probably lit right now.
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9 years
Late night stroll around the city. http://t.co/hIIBvxZmix
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7 years
I can't believe I got a sealed copy of Butt Montana's debut album! If you haven't heard of them, you're missing out
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11 years
TooManyWaitersException at East Ocean Restaurant. http://t.co/UAqWErJy8P
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6 years
Madlib, Mos Def and Dave Chapelle. What’s goin on!?!
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8 years
Classic LeBron flop.
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8 years
Fujifilm Medium Format! #photokina2016
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11 years
@RealSkipBayless that's why he's a 93% shooter, not 100%.
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9 months
Remember when the Orlando Magic fans thought the Raptors were crazy drafting Scottie Barnes? 🤣😂😅😜
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11 years
It's Monday and I'm suffering from #BreakingBad withdrawal.
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5 years
FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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5 years
Raptors are without Lowry and Ibaka but they’re punishing a full strength Lakers at their own home court. That’s what I call Championship DNA. #WeTheNorth
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3 years
Suns being out rebounded 48-32. #NBAFinals
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8 years
The NBA needs to introduce the 4 pointer!
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11 years
At my parents. “ @LsChineseEatery : This is how we make a Fried Tiger Shrimp with Spicy Salt at L's Chinese Eatery. ”
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10 years
@ciciliangg don't you listen to one erection?
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4 years
My grandma and grandpa are at the Tendercare Living Centre. 128 out of 193 of the residents are infected. 41 are already dead. Majority of staff are infected. There's not enough staff and residents are being neglected of food and water. @fordnation , we need help!
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4 years
I usually try to refrain from showing emotion on live 📺 but with Christmas & the knowledge that so many are predictably suffering right now in LTC and.....yeah 😕⤵️ (And thank you SO much to @cristina_CP24 for spending your day at Tendercare trying to help. You’re an angel 🙏).
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11 years
Back to work.
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4 years
Goddamn I miss the NBA.
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7 years
I've got Louisville as my national champ on CBS Sports. Who's your pick? @cbssports #MarchMadness
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8 years
Let's go Blue Jays!
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5 years
Celebrating in Seattle with the team. #WeTheNorth
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10 years
At this rate, it will be 15-0. #WorldCup
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11 years
New Google F1 Paper. http://t.co/n8d75WMAPI
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12 years
Spotted a Tesla Model S. $TSLA http://t.co/tpMFts56
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11 years
S.F. programmers build alternative to http://t.co/ahVx5ybwLN http://t.co/QOqaOywrI1
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11 years
@johnxorz lots to learn about google plus.
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9 years
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10 years
@johnxorz @stuhood wanna argue about performant servers and native/managed code over a few beers tomorrow?
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8 years
@RealSkipBayless Because of DEFENSE.
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12 years
This is what happens when your code review gets rejected at Twitter. http://t.co/gRNmaWcy
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8 years
Faving every NBA tweet right now.
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10 years
Hanging with my prof, Adel Sedra. If you studied Electrical Engineering, you've read his textbook! http://t.co/x4u0XjqlGy
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11 years
It's hackweek at @twitter . What should I rewrite in native code?
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14 years
"Computers are pretty cool" - @pandemona
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8 years
I don't think any pitcher wants to pitch against the Blue Jays right now. #BlueJays
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11 years
@i0exception @amits All I see is profits.
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8 years
Emotional Van Jones: How do I explain this to my children? @CNNPolitics
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9 years
The 40 year drought is over. WARRIORS.
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5 years
Best fans in the NBA. #WeTheNorth
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5 years
KAWHI. AT THE BUZZER. TORONTO GOES WILD.
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5 years
The Raptors were the only team to sweep the Warriors in the regular season. But who’s counting the regular season. #WeTheNorth
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13 years
Just got the Cassandra Pluggable Compaction patch committed! http://t.co/vQ8IJZo Big thx to @stuhood , @lenn0x and @rk for the help!
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6 years
Here's a pro-tip if you're jumping onto the Toronto @Raptors bandwagon: Don't pronounce the last 't' in Toronto. Say "Tur-an-o". #WeTheNorth
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11 years
$TSLA keeps on giving.
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13 years
Much needed escape from the tech frenzy city of San Francisco. http://t.co/kVBmLp3
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3 years
Kyle Lowry will always be a Raptors Legend. #WeTheNorth
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11 years
Got catering from @LsChineseEatery for my New Years Party! http://t.co/QPsvSLiG3d
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7 years
Good to see the Seahawks getting torched by the Rams.
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10 years
This package is probably an iPhone 6. #iPhone6 http://t.co/UrHusHkHTN
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9 years
Rondo just faked a free throw! LMAO.
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13 years
Mark Zuckerberg and I were born 2 days apart. The quarter-life crisis begins.
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