sara beykpour @pandemona Twitter profile

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@pandemona

8 years

"come here LEGALLY and you're fine!" [Trump bans legal visa & green card holders from 7 countries] "yeah actually I'm just racist"

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@pandemona

2 years

some free advice, from someone who worked at Vine and also led the shutdown of Vine. This code is 6+ years old. Some of it is 10+. You don't want to look there. If you want to revive Vine, you should start over. trust me on this one guys ✌️🌱

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Scoop w/ @sarafischer : Twitter engineers have been instructed to look at the old Vine code, with hopes that Vine could be revived by year-end.

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hey Twitter. we've been playing with some rough features to make it feel more conversational here. presence and reply threading. still early and iterating on these ideas. thoughts?

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@pandemona

4 years

are employees at coinbase allowed to talk about this one

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@pandemona

3 years

what if Zillow had a comment section on each property

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@pandemona

1 year

this is some bullshit. do not want. @LinkedIn help plz

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

3 years

Hi Twitter fam–some news from me today. It is with a very heavy heart that I am leaving Twitter, and today is my last day. I'll be focusing on my health and family for the foreseeable future.

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

3 years

uhhh that's one way to transcribe my last name I suppose 😂😬😂

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

4 years

@RexChapman @ekp police have had every chance to lead the way in removing "bad apples", lead reform, and systemic change from within. instead they close ranks, deny the issues, and only take action when the media shames. why should we trust them to be better?

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

4 years

the Netflix auto-advance next episode countdown, but for the next Google Meet meeting

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

6 years

<spit out my coffee gif> 😂

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@pandemona

2 years

I feel like what Meta is developing with the metaverse might actually be really cool, interesting, and possibly world changing. But I don't understand the marketing strategy of making MZ the face of it, and it seems to hurt public perception unnecessarily. Why do they do this?

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@pandemona

2 years

@kayvz @MikeIsaac so...there's finally an explanation for this?

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

7 years

Dear Eric, Women are speaking up today in the hopes that daughters never have to. Signed, a daughter.

Eric Weinstein

@EricRWeinstein

7 years

Dear @Google , Stop teaching my girl that her path to financial freedom lies not in coding but in complaining to HR. Thx in advance, A dad

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@pandemona

5 years

@adamsWRLD none of that is true. we are not doing any of that. Protected Tweets remain the same. Opening DMs is an optional feature. There are no changes to blocks, likes, or RTs.

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@pandemona

2 years

my heart goes out to all the tweeps tonight. if you are a tweep or ever were a tweep, there's something that will always bind us together. godspeed on the next adventure, wherever it may lead you. 💙🫡

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

5 years

@uhgoodWINE @adamsWRLD we are testing some changes in a prototype app to make conversations easier to read and follow. As part of that, there's a new selected state for replies where you can see details. here's what it looks like as I'm replying to you.

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

1 year

cool cool cool if you want to update your LI, edit your work history and in the company dropdown, do a search for "Twitter, Inc." and scroll down a bit, and you can pick the bird again 🕊️

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@pandemona

6 years

@shabda @Theophite @am_anatiala I think it's fair to criticize Bitcoin about the amount of resources it consumes. not everything is about money

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

4 years

pour one out for the March birthday folks, who are coming up on their second quarantine birthday 😪

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

9 years

i have news that i am SO excited to share. i've joined @periscopeco . this also means i've come home to @twitter !!

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

8 years

@AltRightDarren oh did he ban islam? i thought he banned 7 nations. so you acknowledge it is a religious ban then?

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

5 years

@reathchris love that it was declined 😭

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

5 years

see! i knew my years of perfectly crafted tweets would lead to something good

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@kayvz

5 years

Six years ago I followed @pandemona on Twitter because she seemed really cool. She didn’t follow me back, which I still give her a hard time for.

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

7 years

so I've had Amazon prime for over a decade. here are things I could *not* tell you: 1) how much it costs 2) when or how often it charges 3) if it's worth it, since I have no concept of what the alternative would be like yay?

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

9 years

When there are nine

When there are nine

You can’t be what you can’t see, and I see a lack of women leaders in my industry.

pandemona.medium.com

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

6 years

what if the google meet app could say "the next meeting is starting but the organizer is still in this other meeting on another floor so you still have a good 5 minutes"

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

9 years

after 7 years of living here, i can finally call it home. words can't express how i feel right now 🇺🇸

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

4 years

we took the wrong day off 😂

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@pandemona

2 years

happy first Father's Day to @kayvz !! fatherhood has come so naturally to you and i feel incredibly lucky to be on this journey with you. the best ❤️

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

4 years

congratulations to YOU for making it to the last day of the longest week of the year

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

6 years

the honor of a lifetime to interview @ChelseaClinton at Twitter! Thank you Chelsea, you are an inspiration!!

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

7 years

i didn't have a lot of bossladies to look up to growing up. All Hail the Queen, Captain Janeway. #InternationalWomensDay

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

7 years

there is no Uber in Vancouver nor is there lyft to pick me up swift I strolled in the rain to hail, in vain what the eff take me back to SF

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

6 years

fun fact: if you were on-call back in the day it was often called "whale watching"

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

8 years

"the real scandal is we got caught"

Donald J. Trump

@realDonaldTrump

8 years

The real scandal here is that classified information is illegally given out by "intelligence" like candy. Very un-American!

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

3 months

Today we're announcing that @Particle_news has raised $10.9mm in Series A funding, led by @mignano at @LightspeedVP , fueling our mission to deliver the best, personalized news experience.

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

4 years

when i think about it, it seems impossible, but 11 years ago today was my first day at twitter

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@pandemona

15 years

Butterflies

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

2 years

even if there was a good clone, nothing else will ever quite be twitter. twitter is more than an app- it's a moment in time, shaped by the people who built it and the people who use it. idk what the future holds, but I'll be on this app till you pry it out my cold fingers 🙇🏻‍♀️

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

4 years

Coinbase’s mission is to “Coinbase’s mission is to create an open financial system for the world.” can you do that, if you ignore the systemic and political gates that have caused minorities to be held back from the very financial system you are trying to build?

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

2 years

you can rest now, little bot. your watch has ended 😌

TWTR Stock Price

@TWTRticker

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$TWTR close: 53.7

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

8 years

7 years ago today i started at this crazy amazing company. it was then, and now, one of the world's most important platforms. #lovetwitter

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

7 years

@Jali_Cat @joetracyi @tomleykis @foxandfriends @POTUS @washingtonpost @nytimes @CNN @MSNBC you are missing the point. both anon sources are fine. it is potus who only wants anon sources that support him. he is the hypocrite.

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

9 years

best teatime ever. love this company, this product, this team. 💙 #oneteam

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

4 years

@brian_armstrong @robrhinehart this is the dumbest, most uninformed garbage I have ever read. shame on you.

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

3 years

🌲❄️

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

8 years

@AltRightDarren if your bar for the actions of the US President is Saudi Arabia, please try harder. America is better than that.

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

5 years

thank you so much for this lovely send off 💙 (not leaving, just changing orgs!!) love this team. come visit me in the other building sometime 😁

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

1 year

idk why this was sent to me, but RIP I guess

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

4 years

it’s not the most pressing subject, but i’m curious how long-term WFH culture might change home architecture. ie you may not want a house that didn’t have a good home office potential. maybe modern open living/dining takes a backseat when what you need is in-home separation

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@pandemona

4 years

after ~14 years in the US of A, i've just been informed that saying phrases like "are you done work?" or "those who have already done their work..." is a CANADIAN THING. americans say "are you done WITH work" or "those who are already done WITH their work" is this real???

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

6 years

new artwork!

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

3 years

farewell! 💙

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

4 years

the blood moon rises once again

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

4 years

a reminder that THIS is an actual "championship team" player, bringing his whole self to work

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

5 years

new lockscreen. utah is beautiful😭

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

5 years

good morning and Happy New Year!

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

10 years

Hey Silicon Valley, We Are All Uber

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

3 years

she lives on this pile

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

4 years

good morning tweeps! it's my first day back at work (from home) after a long leave. i'm having some okta issues so i'm not on slack or vpn yet. thank god for the tweets 😁 hello!! 👋👋

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

6 years

awesome! we're experimenting ways to highlight the most relevant replies. let us know what you think

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@vastidity

6 years

Just noticed Twitter activated a new #originalTweeter flag within the last two hours, very useful when you dive into a sea of threads and replies. Good feature.

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

5 years

homemade breakfast shakshuka 🍅🍳

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

7 years

happy #InternationalWomensDay to all the women hustlin' every day at work or at home making life better for themselves and for those around them. you all inspire me!

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

4 years

weeks are like this: Mooondaaaaayy Tuesday Wdnsday Th F

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

8 years

@AltRightDarren I'd like you to not generalize 1.5 billion people, some of whom are US citizens and legal immigrants.

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

10 years

Jay Z's My President (2009) and Obama's speech in Selma (2015) http://t.co/LCOvpdYAFA

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@pandemona

7 years

i, for one, welcome our new door opening robot overlords

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

8 years

@PetrPeller @seldo these are legal immigrants and green card holders affected. and refugees are trying to *flee* ISIS and terrorist regimes.

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

4 years

people i actually know are getting vaccinated and it feels really encouraging

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

6 years

super heroes: helping folks register to vote while waiting in long lines at #SDCC ! @IndivisibleTeam

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

8 years

@jonnysun this tweet is the key to the lock of this other tweet

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@jonnysun

10 years

U, with ur single elegant curve. ME, with my random mess of pointey lines and sharp angles

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@pandemona

7 years

a few months ago, I went to a crypto event where everyone wanted to talk about crypto (no surprise). that same week, I went to a Democrat event about how we get the DNC to win in 2018, but everyone just wanted to talk about crypto. that's about when I realized we are doomed.

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

8 months

hey friends, @noradio and I have been working on something new…. Keeping up with the news🗞️ is hard. Sometimes it feels like headlines are all we have time for. We also want to understand more, but faster. We’re in the early stages of using AI to transform the way we interact

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

9 years

Periscope for Android is brought to you with love from the original Twitter for Android team (myself, @jle , and @lietm )....

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

5 years

more seriously, i am over the 🌙 happy and excited 😁

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

5 years

apple tv remote design still remains the absolute worst

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

3 years

if there’s any proof that I need communities, it’s that I tweeted about star trek day today and it only got one like. looking for my people and they are apparently NOT YOU 🤪😂

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@pandemona

3 years

Mike was a light. He always had a joke to immediately brighten the room. I was fortunate to get to know him more when we took this trip together a while back. I recall his "You got this" energy and encouragement backstage. He was a genuinely great guy ♥️ Miss you @mkruz .

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Have been beyond devastated today after hearing of @mkruz ’s passing. Mike was such an amazing friend, mentor, manager and person. You will be missed buddy. Taken from us far too soon. 😭

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@pandemona

4 years

In our first APM meeting for the 2019 class, Courtney suggested an icebreaker called "what's your salmon". We loved it so much that we had him run the icebreaker for our incoming 2020 class too.

Laura Gao ☕️

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Only took a quick video chat to be astounded by how crazy unique and talented the new Twitter APM class is. We got tattoo aficionados, musicphiles, ceramic artists, just to name a few! Tweep fam, please give them a big early welcome 🙌

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

5 years

Thank you for participating in the twttr prototype program and helping us make our app better! #LetsHaveAConvo 💬about what you thought about twttr so far (based on early feedback shared in English and Japanese):

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

10 years

After 4.5 incredible years at Twitter, I’ll be leaving the flock. Words cannot express the love and pride I have for Twitter and Vine.

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

10 years

Starting a new adventure: I’m joining @getsecret on April 7. I couldn’t be more excited. No rest for the weary!

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

4 years

FL why u always like this

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

6 years

made it into hall H to see @startrekcbs this afternoon! here's my best Captain Georgiou🖖 #SDCC

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

3 years

sometimes, she poses for the camera 🐶

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

6 years

after almost 9 years in SF, it's my last day in the city! time for this girl to go back to the burbs 🙋🏻‍♀️

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

6 years

think this is still valid?

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

3 years

dear @Instacart why would you photograph this dented ass container

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

3 years

#NewNFTProfilePic NFT by romeoblaze

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@pandemona

6 years

omg they actually did it #halloween #eyeofsauron

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@pandemona

4 years

good morning tweeps. in a different world, i feel like some of us might be in the same room, watching together. maybe drinking coffee. maybe some early tequila, who knows. i miss you!

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

4 years

GameStop over here just trying to have a normal game day 😂

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Looks like now’s the perfect time to save $30 on one of 2020’s best games 👀

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@pandemona

6 years

you have an image on your phone that you need to get to your desktop/laptop immediately. what do you use? lately i've been using @SlackHQ , just message to myself...

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@pandemona

3 years

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

5 years

it was an obvious game changer when they started making dresses with pockets, but I recently got a jacket with INSIDE breast pockets and OMG...men have been holding back this amazing secret!!!!! they fit things like ENTIRE boarding passes!!! 😱

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

4 years

i've decided that you no longer have to say "e-meet" or "virtually" or other qualifiers when meeting someone over email or slack. you're just meeting. it's nice to meet you.

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

5 years

Our goal is to make conversations easier to understand, and with the new threaded layout, people told us they found conversations easier to follow and liked seeing more of the conversation. 🙏

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@pandemona

6 years

thank you guys 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 this means so much to me. love you all

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sara beykpour

@pandemona

4 years

@heylauragao honestly i thought this was already the default behavior for *checks notes* 13 years

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@pandemona

3 years

PS It's worth mentioning that the timing of my departure is a coincidence with this week's news. I’ve now served under 4 CEOs at Twitter, and each of these eras was unique and necessary in its own way. I have strong faith in Parag's version of the next chapter of this company.

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